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fanficgirl429 · 1 year

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*Jake and Bradley walking into the kitchen where Y/N is*

*Y/N almost drops the cup she’s holding, surprised to see Bradley*

Jake: Y/N, this is Bradley- we went to Top Gun together. Bradley, this is Y/N, my sister.

*Bradleys eyes go wide from the realization and he clears his throat*

Bradley: It’s nice to meet you Y/N.

Y/N: Yea, you too.

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*Y/N and Bradley are finally alone for a few moments*

Y/N: I can’t believe that you know my brother! Does he know about what happened the other night?

Bradley: You mean does he know that I had the best sex of my life the other night?...No! Of course, he doesn’t know!

Y/N: Good! Let’s keep it that way!

*Jake walks in and see the two of them talking*

Jake: Everything ok here?

Y/N: Yup, nothing to worry about here.

*Y/N starts to leave the room before glancing back at Bradley*

Y/N: The best?

*Bradley turns slightly red*

Bradley: Yea. The best.

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callsign-fox · 1 year

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*Banging noise in the distance*

Hangman: Why does Rooster always do his laundry so loudly?

Y/N: So everyone knows that I don’t help him.

Rooster: *slams the washing machine door shut and screams*

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k9effect · 1 month

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Mav: Today I realised I'm old

Ice: What happened?

Mav: I fell in the mess hall and instead of laughing, Rooster came running to see if I was ok

Ice:

Mav: I saw fear in his eyes

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military-newsboys · 2 months

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Ice, to Bradley: And if you see your Dad, give him this message

Ice: [makes a neutral face]

Ice: He’ll know what it means

[later]

Rooster: Oh, and Uncle Tom said to give you a message

Rooster: [makes a neutral face]

Mav: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure

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scottishaccentsareawesome · 2 months

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(After Rooster's first week at TOP GUN) Rooster(on the phone, sounding a little grouchy):...Hey, Dad. Goose(sighs):...What's his name? Rooster: What? Goose: The asshole in your class that seems to be making it his mission to piss you off - what's his name? Rooster: Hangman. Goose: Is he good-looking? Rooster: What?! Goose: Is he? Rooster: Uh...yeah, I guess. Goose: Is he blonde? Rooster:...How'd you know that? Goose(to Carole): - Honey, talk to Bradley. I need to scream into a pillow and then give Maverick a call.

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sleepy-hyperfixations · 1 month

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Mav: Ice is out of town for some meeting, so im gonna try to go mach 10 in the mustang.

Rooster: Why?!?!

Mav: Ice is 95% of my impulse control, baby goose you should know that by now.

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indybob · 5 months

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Need I say more?

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lieutenantfloyd · 20 days

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Bob: The salary of a clown is 51,000 dollars. Bob, gesturing to Hangman and Rooster fighting: And yet these idiots do it daily, and for free

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thestarwarslesbian · 22 days

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Hangman: I only told Cyotoe that Rooster and I are going to be adopting a child because he's like my big brother! Coyote: I just told Iceman, he's basicly Rooster’s father. Iceman: And I told Mav. He's my husband. Mav: And I told many, many people.

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cowboysandpilots · 11 months

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Iceman: why are there little handprints all over the walls?

Mav, whispering: why are there little handprints all over the walls?

Bradley, whispering: because I have little hands.

Maverick: because he has little hands

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wearerandomlyyours · 3 months

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*Ice and Rooster watching their husbands walk to the bar*

Rooster: *Blatently ogling his husband's ass* We did good?

Ice: *Doing the same* We did good.

*Fist bump*

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fanficgirl429 · 1 year

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*Bradley and Hangman are hanging out at The Hard Deck when Y/N walks by*

*Bradley watches as Y/N walks over to the bar and Hangman notices him eyeing her*

Hangman : Ooh, somebody has a crush.

Bradley *quickly looking away from Y/N*: I don’t have a crush on Y/N. I just think she's cool. It’s not like I stay up at night thinking about her.

*Hangman shakes his head, laughing*

Hangman: I don’t believe you for one second...

*Later that night* *Bradley laying awake in bed, thinking about Y/N*

Bradley: Damn it, Hangman was right!

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callsign-fox · 2 years

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Rooster: I wasn’t that drunk last night.

Hangman: Dude, you stole a shopping cart and drove it into a brick wall and screamed ‘the gateway to platform 9 3/4 is sealed!’

Rooster: I did?

Hangman: Yeah, but the worst part is, Y/N tried after you because she claimed she was ‘a better wizard’.

Y/N *walks into the room*: Is that why I’m wearing this cast?

Hangman: Yeah, you broke your wrist.

Rooster:

Y/N:

Rooster and Y/N simultaneously: IM THE BETTER WIZARD!

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sereshawl · 1 year

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Maverick, slightly drunk: I’m immune to mean and hurtful words because Ice says nice things to me every day and his love protects me.

Rooster: I’m immune to mean and hurtful words because Jake says mean things to me every day so I’m always prepared.

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military-newsboys · 1 month

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Ice: Come on, I want to show you something.

*Turns and walks away*

Mav: Nice.

Ice: That’s not it, but thank you.

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scottishaccentsareawesome · 2 months

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Maverick: I'M walking Bradley down the aisle! Iceman: No you're not! I am! Maverick: I AM! Iceman: I OUT RANK YOU! Maverick: SO WHAT - ? Roster(quietly):...Jake's parents aren't coming to the wedding. He and his dad haven't spoken since he came out to them a few years ago. Maverick & Iceman:...... Iceman(to Maverick): - I'M walking Jake down the aisle! Maverick: I'M walking Jake down the aisle! You get Bradley! Iceman: I'm the COMMANDER of the PACIFIC FLEET! Maverick: And I'm CAPTAIN of the "I Don't Give a Crap I'm Walking Jake Down the Aisle"-Brigade...!

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