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#Bri ish “people”
catsofemma · 7 months
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olly asking to hug paisley is so cute not only because i love their dynamic but because it’s so pure and consensual yet real, and you can see the lil tears of joy in his eyes. it’s so sweet 🥹
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ironladders · 9 months
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(ocs) existing with you
it's a little late but i figured i'd end off june with some happy gay art :) - rico (left) uses he/him, lorin (right) uses they/he
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far-from-official · 2 years
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some new drip for an upcoming comic + mini comics
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in my previous comic in the very last page volo was holding green crumbled paper to which i agree it looks like a cabbage lmao
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albonstudies · 1 year
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question for the room, if you support a driver who's the same nationality as you, did you start supporting them because of their skills or their nationality?
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skadream · 2 months
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i know the whole thing is like "americans stop thinking the whole world knows everything about america or does everything americans do" and then i'll see people crowdfunding for mobility aids or hospital bills and ppl from other countries will be like like "uh sorry but do you not just get that for free where you live" like i thought the one thing ppl knew about the US is that our healthcare fucking sucks and is expensive and is killing people
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saruarchive · 10 months
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karathraces · 2 years
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adulthood is reading a book where the character thinks about saving for a german washing machine and you remember yeah you were thinking about saving up for a german washing machine because yours is on the way out and really you got the german fridge and yeah it’s paying a higher price of a basic but they actually last don’t they and-
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majesticmagics · 2 months
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ebi-furai-no-shitpost · 4 months
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Hey how did i end up on the Be*tiles side of tumblr. Why are they in my for you
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breadshot · 1 year
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WHAT NO they made the Newsies BRITISH?! 😭😭😭
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pronunce-me-dead · 1 year
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british "people" be like: aT leAst oaw sCooLs AweN't A shOOtiNg RaNGe
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gresiniracing · 2 years
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oh . i just saw what jamie said . man that fucking sucks .
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wp100 · 2 years
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LMAO THE angry bri ish cooking man said 'why are you standing there like a lemon'
Either this guy played Fable or this is an English saying? I only know this saying bc of Fable
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Round 1 - Side B
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firestar art by @kudos-si-do
Propaganda below ⬇️
Kirei
He fucked up so many people's lives so badly in just one decade (not on purpose) that the universe put him in the summoning pool of all world influencing souls. He doesnt really have any special powers but he does serve as a vessel for rasputin at one point. He's the guy who says "people die when they are killed"
please please please there's literally a type moon character in the gif on the top of this form so it's typemoonphobic if none of them get in but it shouldn't be her it should be kirei bc he's 50x funnier & more iconic than jeanne. funny lil murder priest who's fucking THE gilgamesh (from the epic of) in the church basement and dies in a knife fight w a 17 year old whose dad he wanted to fuck back in '94 before realizing that he was actually kinda lame and he's been bitter abt it ever since. he has an orphan torture factory in his basement but he's also canonically good at being a priest. he's so funny you should def try his mapo tofu i swear it's totally safe for human consumption and not made with any california reapers. did i mention he's a deadbeat dad.
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Priest claims to be Pro Life to make Sakura Matou the most miserable girl on the planet, but he dies anyway.
bro became a catholic because he loves suffering
He’s a priest. Kind of. Not a very good priest obviously. There is something seriously wrong and fucked up with that man. It’s so entertaining.
he's gotta be one of the most insane catholic men ever with a very in-depth and interesting relationship with his religion and his relationship with god also he's the sexiest man ever to be conceptualized in the known universe and all of time
Will never forget the 40+ minute monologue in heavens feel being a thinly veiled metaphor for abortion
he wants to torment churchgoers and make them face their failures and suffering but all he ends up doing is motivate them to improve themselves. cringefail moment for him
he's absolutely insane. the coldhearted mercenary that barely reacts to anything is terrified of kirei. he's super fucked up. his ult in stay night is literally him channeling divine power into something called kyrie eleison. he's the vessel of rasputin (on account of being a priest with a huge....no i shant say) the biblical beast in grand order among other things. he gets drunk with and tops gilgamesh from the epic of gilgamesh in the church basement after gilgamesh from the epic of gilgamesh bats his eyes a little too hard at kirei in some of the horniest shot scenes ive ever seen. he also used to be a heretical "fixer" for the church, cleaning up scenes that would expose shit to the public. uhh what else. he holds cool swords between his fingers like a kid pretending to be wolverine but in my favorite route he just squares the hell up with the protagonist and they fight to the death outside planned parenthood
Firestar
Kitty jesus, he believes in starclan which is the kitty version of heaven/god and yea. All the warrior cats characters except those outside the clans or those that are atheist believe in the kitty heaven and would irl be bri-ish and christian as hell so. The authors are all older british christian women and so the way starclan is written is like undoubtedly that.
The main religion in the series is extremely catholic coded. Most clan cats believe in Starclan and the Dark Forest(or heaven and hell). There is a set of rule they must uphold and follow, where following them leads to heaven and breaking them leads to hell. Their religious leaders are sworn to celibacy, and the punishments that "code breakers"(or cats who break the rules) face are extremely similar to situations people with religious trauma have gone through.
OP notes: apparently converted to avoid getting his balls cut?? Idk. The discord yet wild for firestar so I had to include him because it's hilarious hehehe
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alastorgrimm · 7 months
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natasha: what are British people constantly not pronouncing the t? Like why are they saying "hi I am Bri ish!"
Y/n: because they drank all the t.
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adhd-languages · 6 months
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Hey do people realise the “bri ish” jokes are really just mocking a predominantly lower class accent for a linguistic feature that has already been mocked for being “lazy speaking” relentlessly in the UK?
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