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accio-slytherout · 3 years

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Mischief Managed

Concept by @helliontherapscallion

Pairings: p!sbi x reader, p!dreamXD x reader, c!Philza x reader (could be taken as platonic/romantic)

characters: TommyInnit, Ph1lza Minecraft, Wilbur, Technoblade, Captain Puffy

mentioned characters: Fundy

Warnings: Fighting, blood, swearing, pranks, trickery (?), shouting (tell me if I missed anything!)

in game dsmp!au

summary: Reader is the god of mischief and trickery. After catching up with their old friend and his family, they got into a fight with the god of the server, dreamXD.

Not proofread

note: reader does not act like peeves! sorry in advance! i really liked this concept, i just had to write it. i put more effort into this than i did on my social studies essay. was fun to write :D straying from canon lore! I was not sure how to write dreamXD's text, so i wrote it in normal text! i am not very good and pranking, and not that creative or smart on those kind of things, so I will not really specify what is going on in the pranking.

flachbacks in italic

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(Y/N) was just skipping around the forest, looking for flowers to make some dye when they stumbled upon a boy that was picking some red flowers.

"WHAT THE F*CK" he shouted with a strong British accent. "Who the f*ck are you?" he continued. "Well who are you child?" they retorted.

"WHAT THE- IM NOT- THE FU- IM NOT A F*CKING CHILD IM A BIG MAN" the 'Big Man' as he called himself retorted, stumbling over his words. He heard a very mischievous laughter come out of the random person he stumbled upon, and he chose to put up the angriest face he could and crossed his arms.

"The name's (Y/N). How about you, big man?" they finally replied with a slight mocking tone. "Tommy. What are you doing here? I've never seen you around before." answered Tommy.

"I'm looking for some dye, so I can dye Fundy's fur" they replied, rather mischievously? Well, point is, Tommy's eyes lit up at the mention of pranking the fox. "Could I maybe help you?" he replied with an equally mischievous tone.

Thats how a friendhip started. They caused pure havoc around the server. Pranking the first person they thought of. They were laughing their butts off on the bench.

"TOMMYINNIT YOU STOP RIGHT THERE!"

Panic rose in their chests as they slowly swallowed and turned around. There stood Captain Puffy looking very angry... with bright pink covering her entire body. They tried their best to hold in their laughter, as she did not look very intimidating.

Yet, Tommy could not help but to start laughing loudly. That pushed (Y/N) over the edge and started laughing hysterically, and they swore they saw Puffy crack a smile at the sight.

"Im- sor- sorry-" he said inbetween his laughter. They both tried their best to stop laughing, and after a while, they did.

Puffy let out a sigh, and said "Tommy, I will get you back. I am warning you." with a glint of amusement in her eyes. Tommy seemed to have sobered up at the thought and looked scared. Puffy left with a wave and headed to her home to probably clean up.

"That was funny though." he said out of the blue. That started another round of laughter to go throught them.

"Say, (Y/N), how old are you?" Tommy asked after they have both calmed down. "I'm the god of mischief and trickery. I'm and immortal being. I am centuries old, kid." they answered.

"Really? That's quite pog! Did you know my father is also immortal? You might know him, name's Philza, Angel of Death. Does that ring a bell?" he rambled, ignoring the fact that they had just called him kid.

(Y/N) was ecstatic at the idea of being able to meet with their old friend again, but decided to say "HECK YEAH! I GET TO MESS WITH HIM AGAIN!" as to hide their feelings. They were the god of trickery after all. They had an image to uphold.

Tommy decided to go take them to Phil. Bad idea. As they reached the door of Phil's cottage, Tommy just burst into the house without knocking.

"Phil~ I'm baack~" Tommy called in a sing-song tone. Phil just said "Welcome back" in a monotone voice from the kitchen without looking.

As he was preparing supper, he heard Techno shout from the living room "TOMMY WHO ON EARTH IS THAT?!". Millions of thoughts start rushing through his head. Who could Tommy have brought with him? He ran out of the kitchen and went to see for himself who it was.

The scene in front of him just made him want to be buried 6 feet under the ground. There it was, His two oldest sons looking at the door from the bottom of the stairs and his youngest son, standing next to the person he hated the most. (Y/N).

They were walking through the forest. Phil felt something touch his shoulder. He turned around, raising his sword as he was startled. There they were, (Y/N), making the weirdest face possible.

"For f*ck's sake (Y/N)! stop it!". That only made them laugh more. "You should have seen your face!" they said inbetween laughter.

The man loathed them. He just wanted to leave them there, in the middle of nowhere, for this was not the only thing they have done in the past hour of adventuring. He, however decided to ignore them, for his heart could not bear the idea of leaving his companion alone.

"Long time no see, Philza." they said with a smirk. "Kill me already" he groaned. That was the only thing that came out of his mouth.

After Phil had supper with his family and the devil- sorry, unexpected guest, he went to clean up as his sons sat in the living room with (Y/N).

"So you're immortal?" said the oldest boy that they learnt was called Wilbur. They nodded as a reply, and he just said "Thats so cool!"

"I have read about you before, however, seeing you, I don't think the book described you correctly. Could you, possibly tell me more about your tricks and stuff?" Technoblade's monotone voice had a slight tone of curiosity and amusement while asking the question.

So they did. They told the boys about their stories. As they finished, they realised that Wilbur and Tommy had fallen asleep and Techno was half paying attention to them.

"You should go to sleep. Both of you. It's quite late already." A voice said behind her. "I'm a god, Phil. I don't need sleep." they retorted as they turned around, looking at the man.

"Suit yourself." he shrugged. He opened his mouth to tell his son to go to sleep, but he realised that his son, in fact was already asleep. He shook his head and got some blankets to lay above his sons. "I guess you can stay the night. It's late anyways" he spoke before (Y/N) could say anything and he left to go to his room. Huge mistake.

Philza minecraft was having a good sleep, when he heard a scream from the living room. He panicked, as his mind made up the worst scenarios possible. As he rushed downstairs, he saw Wilbur with bright pink hair, Tommy with a very bold red hair and hands, along with a half asleep Techno raising his sword.

Only then did he remember, that his least favourite person was at his house. Right as he thought about that, he heard giggling coming from the living room.

"(Y/N)!" he shouted along with Wilbur and Tommy. "Yes?" they batted their eyelashes innocently. Phil watched with amusement at the scene unfolding before him. Tommy and Wilbur shouting at (Y/N) and Techno lowering his sword and laying back down on the couch, sensing no danger.

"Boys, enough. (Y/N), will these dyes wash away?" he finally said in a stern tone that had a hint of amusedment in it. "Ofcourse father of minecraft. Run water through them and they will be gone" they said with such innocence that he would have believed it was not her had he not known it was their doing.

Wilbur and tommy quickly rushed to the bathroom to wash their hair out, and Phil swore the doors of the bathroom would fall off its hinges from the amount of force that was put into opening it.

"I must say, that was pretty funny, (N/N)." Phil said with amusement as he went to prepare some breakfast. (Y/N) smiled proudly from the compliment, as he was always telling her off after pranking.

Phil now remembers why he always asked them to accompany him on adventures. They were fun, and entertaining. Sometimes, they're even smart and helpful. The thought of his adventures with them brought a smile to his face.

A week in their visit, they heard a knock on the door. Phil, thinking it was just (Y/N), thought nothing of it. So he just calmly walks to the door and answers it. What he didn't expect however, was DreamXD at the door, floating in a menacing stance.

"You all give me your youngest son, or you all are dead. You have 24 hours. If you do not hive him by them, you are all dead." DreamXD said in a demonic sound.

As DreamXD turned around, Phil saw a cloud of something covering his sight, he felt... flour? he cleared the flour from his face and saw DreamXD covered in flour and (Y/N) on the roof looking rather sheepishly at DreamXD.

"Sorry, I thought you were Philza" they said sarcastically. "Not sorry, actually." they continued as they cracked an egg and poured it along with some sugar on to DreamXD's head.

DreamXD suddenly whips something out and slapped (Y/N) off the roof. As (Y/N) was used to falling from high places, they landed on the ground with nothing but a few scratches.

DreamXD stabs them with a sword, and blood splattered from their waist. (Y/N), being the god of mischief, had ofcourse had lots of experience on pranking, but wasnt strong. However, they are very witty, as they always find creative ways to prank people.

(Y/N) somehow found a way to make DreamXD retreat, but Phil could not see how. All he saw was smoke, DreamXD leaving and (Y/N) lying on the floor, with blood gushing out of their side making a puddle on the ground.

They let out a chuckle and turned to face Phil. "Your lives are safe, Phil. And what can I say? Mischief... managed." they trailed off as their eyes closed. Phil rushed to bandage them up and put them in a spare bedroom.

A week.

That was how long it was.

One singular week. Seven days. Yet it felt like seven years they had been unconscious. The house felt empty. No chaos. Everyone was worried about them.

Phil let out a sigh. He closed the door and sat down next to where (Y/N) was laying. He traced his index finger over the palm of their hand that he was holding, and whispered "I don't think you know this.. but you really are a great friend, (N/N). I love your personality.. Who am I kidding, I love you."

Phil then thought, they were unconcious. He let out a chuckle at the thought. "Look at me.. talking to someone unconscious." he said out loud, closing his eyes and resting his head on the palm of his hand that was propped up on the bed. Little did he know, they were fully awake, and pretending to be unconscious.

"Aww, thanks Phil. I love you too." he suddenly heard. He whipped his head around to their direction and saw that their head was turned to his direction. He hugged them, minding their injuries and whispered in their ear that he was thankful that they were fine over and over again.

Phil then felt their body shaking and heard gentle sobs coming out of them. He pulled away from the hug and cupped their face in his hands and wiped their tears away.

"What's wrong, (N/N)?" he calmly asked. They just cried more and gave him a hug. They told him that they have never felt accepted, and that the only person that has ever tolerated them was him. They told him that they were happy that he cared for them. They told him how much they cared for him and how great of a friend he was. They told him how much they loved him.

After their little heart to heart session, Phil went to go and prepare lunch for everyone in the house. He told the boys that (Y/N) was awake now. Everyone was glad and relieved that they were awake again. And (Y/N) was glad, that they now had a family that cared for them.

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#platonic mcyt x reader #mcyt x reader #sbi x reader #platonic #dreamxd #sleepy bois inc #philza x reader #tommyinnit x reader #wilbur x reader #philza #tommyinnit #accio writes

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player-tag · 3 years

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dsmp!grian, part 1 [more if people want it!]

it was on grian that he fell, really, he wasn't paying attention to where he was going. he was admiring his and pearl's building, treeza (he still didnt like that name, but couldnt think of anything better...) when he backed a little too far.

he suddenly felt the ground under him disappear.

of course. he didn't even have an elytra on. he'd lose all his stuff. he was going to have to grind so hard for his stuff back. fantastic.

he sighed as he fell down. screaming would be no help, nor would crying. he knew to be calm and try his hardest not to make himself in a bad mood. so he waited until he fell out of the world.

he waited. and waited. and waited and waited and-

"hold on," he said, trying to move across the dark void.

he floated across, seeing nothing but the usual void you see. there was nothing for kilometers around, and everything felt empty.

then it appeared. it looked like what you would imagine a biblically accurate angel to look like. a hundred eyes spread across its body, halos circling it. its cape flowed majestically around, the stars hidden in the cape's inner side. it wasn't a star pattern, actually stars. they moved and grian saw multiple constellations in there. it had a spherical white head, detached from its body. XD was written on it.

who are you?

it didn't physically say it, but grian heard it in his head.

"grian," he replied, looked at the XD sphere. it felt like the best place to look.

hmm, you're not from our world, are you? you're from a more... powerful one. a more... peaceful, server.

grian nodded. he must've been teleported to a different server. he didn't leave his hermitcraft server often at all, expect for mcc. and even that was rare. he didn't know what other servers would be like. hopefully not too bad.

i do not have the power to teleport you back, i'm afraid. you'll need to find and speak to your own admin and this world's admin. i'm afraid this admin isn't... the best person, to say the least. he will not let you leave unless he wants to. i am sorry.

"wait, you aren't you the admin?" grian asked, confused. this creature looked like a god. how could it not help him?

no, unfortunately, i am not. please do not be scared, though, for i will help you as much as i can. i will teleport you to the physical overworld and send my sister, drista, to check on you often. i will not harm you, but not even i can control the occupants of this broken world, so they may act hostile. please do not provoke them. try to be nice and compliant, for it will help.

the creature had started chanting in a foreign language.

∴𝙹∴ ℸ ̣ ⍑╎ᓭ ∴ᔑᓭ ᔑ ∴ᔑᓭℸ ̣ ᒷ↸ ᒷ⎓⎓𝙹∷ℸ ̣ 𝙹リ ||𝙹⚍∷ ᒷリ↸ ᒲᔑリ ꖎᒲᔑ𝙹

"okay... but one more question!"

it stopped.

"what is the name of this world?"

it sighed, lifting up its arms.

dream smp.

and then it snapped its fingers.

the spawn looked nice. the rest of the world though, was a post apocalyptic wasteland. creeper holes, half cut down trees, and literally no way to indicate which way you should be going to reach the main 'hub'.

he had spawned with a communicator with him. as soon as he spawned in, it exploded with messages.

grian joined the game.

tubbo_: new member pog???

foolishgamers: tommy did you invite a person without dreams permission again?

tommyinnit: stfu that green bitch is in prison, and no i didn't

wilbursoot: what the fuck???

the_eret: guys be nice maybe they’re a visitor!

grian read the messages over. he'd heard these names before, probably from mcc.

he was expecting someone to come zooming in with an elytra or something, but instead a blond boy dropped in with a trident in his hand.

“who the fuck are you?“ he asked, pointing a netherite axe at grian’s chest.

“who are you?” groan joking asked, lowering the boys axe with his finger. the boy glared at him, obviously threatening to cut off his arm. grian gave an awkward cough, and smiled.

“i‘m grian, from the hermitcraft server!”

”okay, so you’re british, judging from your accent. hermitcraft, did you say? isn’t it that server thats like all powerful and peaceful and has rules and shit, innit?” the boy rambled, circling grian and looking him up and down.

”uh, yeah. nice to meet you, but I really must meet the admin so I can go back,” grian said, looking around and checking his communicator to see if anyone was willing to help.

”well, dream is currently in prison, so you’d have to schedule a meeting with sam. wouldn’t recommend that though, becuse dream would probably kill you before letting you go. he‘ll probably ask for some shitty favour or somthin’,” the boy explained.

grian swallowed. why was their admin in prison? that’s not good.

“um, i’ll still try. can you help me, uh... what‘s your name?”

”tommy.”

“so, can you help me, tommy?”

“sure. not like I have anything better to do.”

andddd that’s part 1! if yall want part 2, then I might do it lmao.

#mcyt #mcytumblr #mcytblr #dsmp #dsmp x hc #grian #tommyinnit #dsmp!grian #dream xd #dreamxd #dsmp!grian au

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plutos-planetarium · 3 years

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c!feral boys n drowned!hybrid reader

this ones platonic :)

i think this is kinda long, and lowkey doesn't focus on you being a hybrid i am so sorry i got soso sidetracked

not proofread :0

c: dream, sapnap, george, karl, quackity

dream:

met you during a manhunt practice on the smp!

he had lost the hunters, and was now just trying to xp grind

so when he looks under the water, and see's someone walking on the floor, he immediately thinks 'oh a drowned lets kill it pog'

but right as he's going to strike you, you turn around

the first thing he sees is your eyes

n he realizes that they aren't glowing like a normal drowned

instead, theres only small dots of glow

lowering his axe slightly, he looks at you in curiosity

you try to speak, but only jumbled words (to him) are heard

you point up to the top of the small lake, n begin swimming up

he follows you to the surface, blinking the water out of his eyes

"ahh, hello! you must be dream right? i think i've heard karl talk about you"

though he wonders why karl talked about him, he nods.

the two of you begin to make conversation after that

him telling you about his manhunt, and you telling him about being a hybrid

he feels bad when you tell him about your inability to go into most villages since the golems always come after you

offers to meet up again after his manhunt and show you around the smp

just as you agree, you both see a man with a bandana approaching from the tree line

as he swims away, you call out a goodbye to him, excited to see your new friend again soon

sapnap:

you and sapnap met briefly after dream left

him being confused as to who you were and why dream was talking to you

so he decided to introduce himself

you doing the same

quickly, he noticed your hybrid features

fear showed on his face for a brief moment

quickly laughing it off, he said he had to try to catch up to dream

you bid your goodbyes, him not noticing the sad look you had

it was obvious that he was slightly uncomfortable with you, due to your hybrid species

you and sapnap didn't talk very much after that

george:

about 2 days after meeting dream and sapnap, you got to meet george

he was sleeping while dream gave you an initial tour :/

you became a little more situated in your temporary? permanent? stay in the smp

you grew quite close to dream in that time, and he let you stay in his house (for the plot lets please pretend he's not homeless)

while making a snack for dream and yourself, there was a knock on the door

lowkey you were kinda scared bc it'd either be a new person, or sapnap

much to your dismay, it was a new person

taking note of his british accent as you make your way into the living room

when you made eye contact you kinda just froze with a nervous smile

his eyes widened as he took in your appearance

but he just smiled after

before you were able to escape leave, dream asked you to sit with them

so you did, even though you wanted to plan a murder for dream in that moment

dream introduced you to george, referring to him as gogy

but english is hard and you called him "googie"

both men began to laugh and you were very offended

after the "googie" fiasco,

you and george actually got along quite well :D

he liked listening to you talk about your findings in the ocean

whenever you would do something drowned-like? he would point it out

there were actually a few things you didnt even know about

him paying attention to all that made you very happy

karl:

as a drowned hybrid, you have a longer life span than most humans

that, combined with lots of traveling

means you'd run into karl at some point

the first time, was about 4 years before you ended up near the smp

you had met in a swamp biome when you offered to help him when his boat broke down

though skeptical, he agreed

after telling him a few of the materials you would need, you dived under the water to retrieve some

after you returned, you saw karl with some wood, very excited to fix his boat

while the two of you worked on it, you talked

after a little, he began to realize you were a hybrid

how you made slight bubbling noises when you were excited

and the tiny glowing specks in your eyes

and the glowing trident resting on the lake floor

though he didn't say anything, he thought it was quite cool

you got to know eachother very well too

telling lots of fun stories and such

you felt sorry for the boy when he told you about his memory

sadly, you had to depart

you both were quite upset

karl especially, because in that moment, he knew he was bound to forget you

and that he did

very many meetings had happened since then

every time, he would think to himself

does he know you? you just seem so familiar?

not once did he remember

and you dont think he ever would

quackity:

quackity met you a while after everyone else

around 3 weeks?

to be honest, he was kinda scared

he was very iffy about hybrids due to schlatt

but once he heard the good words about you from smp members, he decided to meet you

he wasn't quite phased by your appearance, your hybrid side didn't show very much

he was kinda intimidated by your trident though

but he sucked it up and talked to you

tapping you on the shoulder, he took note of the small, bubbly noise you made out of surprise

you turned around, being greeted by his face, which was moderately close to yours

before you could even say hello, he blurted out

"youreyesarereallyprettywow"

then proceeded to get embarrassed

after a minute, you told him he didn't need to get embarrassed

n he instantly jumped into feral quackity mode

accidentally spoke spanish bc he was excited

"hola! mi nombre e- shit"

you and quackity got extremely close to eachother

you tried to learn spanish

and he asked you to teach him some of your native tongue

he's so understanding of all your mannerisms :( /pos

#feral boys #feral boys x reader #karl jacobs x reader #quackity x reader #dream x reader #georgenotfound x reader #sapnap x reader #mcyt #mcyt x reader #dreamsmp #dream smp x reader

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stuff-from-the-void-matron · 3 years

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Laurel Wreaths & Animal Teeth (8)

(c!Technoblade x fem!Reader)

(Still no Tech this time, please don’t be mad! But hey we’re in L’manberg now! That’s pog right? Plus we officially meet Wilb and Fundy! But remember y’all, if this chapter doesn’t do well then I can’t write chapter 9! So show chapter 8 some love!! <3)

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MOAR ART!

I tried drawing Reader! -> She.

And xoxoyukixoxo-art-dump on here drew her too! She looks so SICK! SHE!

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He’d been watching her for some time now.

Not all day and night like some weirdo but he’d noticed instantly when she’d ‘logged on’ so to speak. The first thing to make him curious was him wondering how she arrived here in the first place, but when he tried teleporting to this new person it strangely hadn’t worked. He’d simply not gone anywhere, which was beyond puzzling. He should be able to teleport to anyone on this server. That little tidbit, the not being able to teleport to her, was the second thing to make him curious. So curious in fact that he spent a very long time just looking for her. When the ability to teleport to her was no longer an option he’d found searching for someone was much harder, but in the end he’d found her. And good lord was she a big one. Not taller than endermen or anything bigger but she definitely towered over the villagers she lived with.

He didn’t know how she ended up here since you needed an invite to be allowed on the server. And he knows she wasn’t invited, because he knows ALL the people who are invited. Hell, at one point he even tried banning her (an action which kicks players from the server) but… nothing had happened. He’d been hidden and watching her when he’d done it and she’d not even noticed, just kept on planting flowers around one of the villager’s houses without a care in the world.

He’d unbanned her and nothing changed again. Then he’d tried using other commands on her. Teleport, clear, give, and even Kill. Not a single one did anything. That made him nervous. He’d never encountered something like this before. It was unheard of. If this player decided to become hostile, or End forbid, GENOCIDAL… it would have very disastrous consequences for the other players on the server..

He decided then and there to monitor her deeply until further notice.

Which turned into him popping up by her village and sneaking in to watch her and what she did day in and day out for a few months. And honestly.. She seemed pretty benign.

All she really did was change up the village she lived in and decorate. When not doing those things she would do other hobbies like cooking and potion making. She’d also leave the village sometimes to just explore. He took those chances to go inside her home and snoop around. He also noticed aggressive mobs were pretty neutral towards her for whatever reason. That only ever happened if a player had a clear relation to a mob (aka a hybrid) or if the player had creative… Which it looked like she had. But she also didn’t look fully human.

“What a strange being you are..”

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Before you knew it the next day had come, bright and early.

You’d had to go back to the Overworld around sunrise to get ready to greet Tubbo. You’d explained to Azo that you’d try to come back as soon as you could but for now you had to go on a trip for a while. She was sad to see you go but said okay and to hurry back. Your heart broke all over again, feeling terrible that you had to leave her alone but there was nothing you could do. You’d bring her with you if it were possible but you knew her entering the Overworld would turn her into a zombie instantly. And that’s not a fate you’re willing to make anyone go through.

But you left her a chest with some golden carrots, some apples, and even some of the stew you’d made for Tubbo and Tommy. She liked the stew, so you left her a few bowls and even some juice to drink in case she got thirsty. You hugged her goodbye and told her you’d bring her a gift back. She nodded happily and then you sadly had to leave through the portal. Which you made sure to destroy after exiting it. Didn’t want anything wandering through. That would be a disaster.

Once you were back in the overworld you went home and sat on your bed and just thought. More than anything you just wanted to step in and prevent Schlatt and Quackity from winning. But you didn’t know if doing that would have dangerous consequences or not. You’d seen so many movies where a small change in the past ends up having massive effects in the future. Damn butterfly effects. Stopping them from winning the election could end up causing a civil war within L’manburg. Or Tubbo, Tommy, or Wilbur could end up hurt or even lose a life. Or something even more devastating could happen.

...But you hated the thought of Tommy and Wilbur getting exiled. It wasn’t fair or just. Especially while getting shot at and chased down like dogs. Schlatt and Quackity really pissed you off with that part. Seeing Ponk and Punz just instantly turn on the two original founders left you feeling utterly appalled. Schlatt hadn’t even been sworn in as president yet! He’d not taken an oath or anything! None of what he ‘decreed’ should have been taken as law! None of it was legal-

You pause. None of that WAS legal.. right? Did the citizens even know that? Were they aware that simply winning an election wasn’t the instant inauguration that Schlatt and Quackity made it out to be? Surely there was more to L’manburg than simply the bare bones parts that were shown on youtube in your original world. There had to be actual systemic structure for this whole ass small country. You wanted to believe there was, because the alternative made you facepalm. But at this point you honestly just didn’t know. You would need to have a discussion with Wilbur and Tommy (Wilbur more so since he was the adult in this situation).

You needed to talk to Wilbur asap.

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Tubbo and Tommy came to get you bright and early, the blond looking more anxious than he was trying to let on. Seeing the usually so upbeat and grinning boy so nervous made your stomach churn. So you’d pulled him into a hug, not even letting him finish his greeting to you before you did. He went silent and was tense at first. But you took in a breath and said in as reassuring a tone as you could physically muster,

“Don’t worry kiddo. Things WILL be okay. I’ll make sure of it, alright?”

Tommy was silent, but you could hear the choked gasp of breath the boy took in, and you felt how his lanky body seemed to relax in your hold. He awkwardly put his arms around your back, seemingly not used to this, the whole hugging thing. At least not such heartfelt ones. He’s hugged Tubbo, Wilbur, and Philza but this one just felt different. It felt safer. Like if he stayed here nothing could hurt him. It was weird but.. nice. Part of the boy didn’t want to let go. He didn’t want to leave this new safe place. Here hugging you there was no fear of losing the election, no worries of wars with the DSMP, there was nothing bad. Just a pleasant warmth he felt like he could just fall asleep to.

But the bigger part of him knew he’d never hide away from his problems. It wasn’t who he was. He wasn’t some baby coward who hid behind mommy for protection when shit got tough. (missing how his subconscious referred to you as ‘mom’) He was a MAN! Nevermind he was barely 16! He was practically an adult (in his own eyes)! He’d fought in a war for independence! He’d battled for his and his countrymen’s freedom! There’s no way he’d cower away from this damned election!

With a new fire in him, largely in part to the confidence you seemed to have for him and L’manburg, he eventually pulled back from the hug and gave you one of his signature bright grins. He said thanks but there’s no way he was worrying! Like you said, things were gonna be fine! You gave him an encouraging smile in return and agreed, then added that if anything DID go wrong you’d stick by them and make sure it all got resolved. The teens looked grateful for your support. But then you bid the villagers goodbye for now and told the iron golems to make sure to keep them all safe.

Then you three were off to L’manburg.

-0-

Walking into L’manburg was weird. You’d only ever seen parts of it via the videos you’d watched from the various minecraft youtubers. But being there in person was wild, seeing all the buildings and pathways was interesting though. Tommy and Tubbo changed into their ‘presidential attire’, which were just those vaguely old school British military uniforms they wore at the start of the L’manburg thing. You still ruffled their hair and cooed over them, saying they looked like official little men. They got all huffy and Tommy swatted your hand away, making you laugh. Tubbo suggested showing you around before the election began, which you thought was a good idea. So the pair escorted you around L’manburg, showing you the main places plus their houses and favorite spots. You gave Tommy a Look and asked him if he really lived in a dirt hut.

“It’s DIRT Tommy, not even cobblestone. Just a dirty dirt hut,” you said with a sigh.

Tubbo snickered while Tommy tried defending himself. But he honestly was just making excuses though thankfully he got cut off by Wilbur showing up. He was in the same uniform as both teenagers and you saw him giving you a wide eyed look as he walked up. You could tell he was used to not being around someone so much taller than him. Which you guess made sense since he’d been hanging out with teenagers, a girl, and his own son mostly. You think Dream is taller than him but you don’t know how often they’re around each other peacefully to notice height..

“Oh, hello, you must be Reader! Tommy and Tubbo have told me about you!” the brunet man said with a charming smile.

You returned the smile and held your hand out for him to shake. He gave a firm handshake and you said he must be Wilbur and that the boys had mentioned him to you. He gave a sly smile to the two boys and asked if that was so, and said he hoped they’d said good things about him. Not liking his teasing tone Tommy cut in and said he told you about Wilbur being a bitch! You laughed and Wilbur punched Tommy in the shoulder, laughing when the boy loudly claimed he was abusing a child!

Wilbur rolled his eyes at the blond boy and asked what the occasion for you visiting his lovely country was. You gave a relaxed smile and said you just wanted to come out and support ‘big man’ and Tubbo on this exciting day! Wilbur smiled and perked up when Tubbo said they were giving you a tour of L’manburg. Wilbur asked why the shortest boy didn’t say so before and gestured for you to follow him, saying the best person to give a tour is always the president! You liked his charming enthusiasm but you could still see the nervousness just lurking under the surface for all three of them. You hated that their worry was justified.

-0-

Wilbur took over showing you around, Tubbo and Tommy right behind him adding little comments here and there to irk him. You ohh’d and ahh’d at the polite times, even saying how cool the place was. You even got shown Wilbur’s ‘ball house’ and their extensive nether pathways briefly. You got a bit distracted in the Nether, wondering if Azo was okay. Though you supposed she was a tough kid, what with having survived in the Nether her whole life so far. But she was just a little kid, still a toddler. She shouldn’t have to survive. She should be living.

“And I guess that’s the whole tour! I hope we’ve given you a good impression of my country~” Wilbur said with a smile, thoroughly snapping your attention back to the present.

You were thankful they couldn’t see how your eyes widened when you realized you’d totally zoned out during the last leg of the tour. Instead of worrying you just gushed and said you’d been really dazzled! The trio grinned and you ruffled Tommy’s hair and said you could expect no less from the big man himself and sweet Tubbo. The pair were happy to hear you praising the country they’d worked so hard to have, with Tommy even playfully swatting your hand away from your hair and saying anything he helped with would be the best. Wilbur gave a very big brother reply of ‘oh really?’ that was dripping with doubt, which started to set Tommy off.

The two started going back and forth, causing you to roll your eyes. Yeah they definitely had the brother vibe about them. Though Wilbur lost interest in arguing when he spotted someone a bit aways behind you and Tommy. He perked up and waved, calling out ‘FUNDY!’ to get his son’s attention. You all glanced over to see a fox hybrid in a uniform that was the same as the boys around you, only the coloring was off. Fundy’s was more pastel colored while the others were darker/more saturated. Wilbur waved him over and you noticed the way Fundy’s muzzle scrunched up when Wilbur threw an arm around his shoulders, but you said nothing. Not really your place but from what you remember of the smp videos… Wilbur wasn’t the ideal father figure to his furry son..

“Fundy, this is Reader! She’s a friend of Tubbo and Tommy’s! She came to support us today,” Wilbur said with a smile.

The fox quirked an eyebrow at you and asked a mildly incredulous voice if your name was actually ‘Reader’. Tommy told him to shut up and pointed out that his name was ‘Fundy’ so he had no room to be criticizing anybody’s name. Fundy raised his paws in surrender and said fine, whatever, no need to jump down his throat about it. You chuckled and said it was okay, it was a rather odd name. And you liked his name, it was cool. Tommy actually boo’d you while Fundy smiled, glad at least someone stuck up for him. Though that reminded Fundy to ask Wilbur if he’d seen the ballots…

Wilbur’s mood darkened and he gave a clipped, “Yeah, I saw them.” His tone making the other L’manburg citizens feel uncomfortable. You spoke up, asking what was wrong with them? Had someone tampered with them or something? Fundy sighed and rubbed the back of his neck and said yes and no. Yes someone had changed them but it wasn’t really ‘tampering’, just altering to fit with the new campaign runners. She gave his upset father a side glance, his triangular shaped ears going back when he saw the way Wilbur’s eyebrows were furrowed and his jaw clenched. Seems the current president was still pissed off that his son and first lady had decided to run against him together..

“Well we had to change the ballots to include all the people running, and even an ‘other’ option… Yeah,” Fundy said lowly.

You couldn’t help the way you raised an eyebrow at that and said,

“Isn’t that just the standard for ballots? Designing ballots to not show all the people their options would just be criminal.”

Wilbur didn’t seem to like your (in his opinion) unwanted input and said however L’manburg designed their ballots was none of your business anyways, especially since you weren’t even a citizen. You could feel yourself narrowing your eyes at the brunet, though nobody could see it, and replied that you didn’t need to be a citizen to point out that not putting all the names of those running on an ELECTORAL BALLOT was hugely unethical and borderline malicious hindrance to the citizen’s right to free choice. This little snit between you and the current president had dropped the mood low, with the three boys beside you looking more than uncomfortable.

But thankfully Tubbo found his voice and before Wilbur could retort to your statement he turned to you and said the election and debate would be starting soon and that he’d sit in the audience with you. This reminded Wilbur that he needed to practice his speech and debate responses with Tommy so he straightened his posture and adjusted his coat before giving you a faux smile and then telling Tubbo they’d see him afterwards. You kept a polite smile on your face as the four led you to an open part of the village center where a large stage/platform had been built along with seating in front of it. Wilbur jerked his thumb towards the stage and told Tommy to come on and the blond boy said he’d be right there in a moment. The brunet looked put out but nodded and stalked off, leaving the four alone in the audience area.

Once he was out of earshot you turned to Tommy and gave him a disbelieving look and said in a hushed tone,

“Tommy, you and Wilbur weren’t ACTUALLY planning to tamper with the ballots were you?? That’s insanely unconstitutional! The people of L’manburg have a right to know and be able to choose whichever voting option they want. If they don’t have that option then it’s not a real election, it’s just the illusion of choice.”

The blond looked uncomfortable, sweating and avoiding eye lens contact with you. He felt ashamed because… well that HAD been the plan. At least Wilbur told him it had been before Quackity found out. He’d not been sure about the plan but he hadn’t done much to argue with Wilbur either. He’d convinced himself it wasn’t that big of a deal, but seeing how shocked and offended you looked that they’d even thought about doing that made him feel like a bastard. You saw how nervous he looked and sighed, placing a hand on his shoulder and squeezing softly before reassuring him you weren’t angry.

“I’m not mad at you Tommy, I’m just disappointed that this was something you went along with. You have to know how wrong that was? Imagine you were a regular citizen and you voted in the election but later found out it was all rigged, you’d never had a choice regarding your country like you’d been led to believe. Wouldn’t you feel wronged?”

Tommy seemed to deflate at your words but gave a remorseful nod, neither of you noticing that your words seemed to have also struck a chord with both Fundy and Tubbo as well. You gave the blond boy a reassuring smile, saying that part of being a member of government was respecting the people’s choices. Even if you think it’s stupid and wrong. You have to let the people choose for themselves. The ability to choose is sometimes the only difference between merely existing on this bitch of a world and actually Living~

Tommy seemed to have taken your words to heart, making you smile at him before pulling him into a half hug and saying sincerely,

“I’m proud of you Tommy, Tubbo too. You’ve both done so much for this country. More than any child should ever have to. I wish more than anything that you’d not HAD to sacrifice and lose so much. But I’ll be here to support you both going forward. I just don’t want either of you doing anything unethical. You’re both better than that.”

Tubbo almost teared up and came over and let his face rest against your side in a show of affection. He’d never had anyone say they were proud of him before and honestly.. he didn’t know how badly he needed to hear it until you said it. Tommy leaned into your hug, close to tearing up like his best friend but he blinked rapidly until the tears faded.

None of them noticed the envious way Fundy stared at them, feeling jealousy bubble in his stomach at the way you seemed to care for the two boys. He felt childish for feeling that way but he couldn’t help it. You clearly cared about the two in a maternal way, that much was obvious. But you weren’t treating them like babies either. You were respectful and loving at the same time. Fundy wondered if that’s what it was like to have a mother..

“TOMMY! COME ON! THE RALLY STARTS SOON!”

They all broke away when they heard Wilbur yelling down at them from the podium. Tubbo sighed and Tommy straightened his hat before giving a cheeky smile. You told him to go give his best, and no matter what happened you’d be proud. This pumped the blond boy up and he gave a cheer before ruffling Tubbo’s hair and turning to the stage and running up around the side to get to the top, you and the brunet watching him go. That’s when you remembered the fox hybrid that was still standing close by. You offer him a calm smile and say kindly,

“So, Fundy was it?”

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pandascanpvpmoved · 4 years

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here are the current mcytblr candidates now including policies so they're all in one place <3

as last time if I need to correct anything lmk and the ballet for the finals are still open!!

rice2020

@adhddream + @krittzzinnit

1. Techno supremacy

2. Fundywastaken

3. No discrimination against furries

4. Dristasmp not dreamsmp

5. More George hate crimes

6. More apples

7. No straights

tubtoe2020

@tubbo-live + @oakskull

- EAT THE RICH,

- GAY PEOPLE,

- FUNDYWASTAKEN,

- MINECRAFT,

- ABOLISH THE NEUROTYPICAL CISHETS,

- PISS AND

- WILBUR SOOT

potato2020

@itsfundy + @fakenoblade

bigots get attacked by wild animals

say yes unless no

we will make Pnis Friday a national holiday

everyone gets a brick, what you do with it is up to you

if you vote, you get an extra hour in the ball pit

please dont pee in the ball pit please please please

baby you're a different breed

arson is legal <3

hate crimes against georgenotfound are legal

uhm.... cheesed to meet you?

soot2020

@wilbursootstan + @happysarcasm

1) Sleepy Bois Inc supremacy. family dynamics stay winning

2) trans mf rights!!

3) T U B B O A T !!!1!

4) pogchamp/pogger at least once a day

5) villains and chaos = pogchamp

6) shipping minors and content creators who are not ok with that will be punished by imprisonment, exile, or possible death.

7) encouraging people to reblog more from artists!! artist support!!!

worm2020

@wormweeb + @cometconnector

1.Observance of the daily holidays [mcyt of the day: x, x, x, x, x, x]

2. Daily airing of Dream Team grievances

3. Institutionalized cishetphobia

4. Accepting jewge as canon As an anarcho-capitalist party, we ask that you respect the NAP [non aggression pact/principle]

5. Exalt the national anthem (the esteemed “Blitz” - Parody of “Blank Space” (has swearing) by Technoblade

6. Stan Technoblade

muffins2020

@profile-not-found404 + @catboyhalo

1. Free baking classes for all, the first lesson will be on muffins, obviously!

2.Taxes have been abolished.

3.Free healthcare, education, therapy, and housing, each one comes with a complimentary gaming set up with Minecraft and among us.

4.It’s always pride month.

5.If you dislike someone you have a fight to the death in the middle of a giant pit while our comrades toss strawberries into the arena.

6.If someone is racist/homophobic/transphobic/ableist or generally an asshole, there is a public execution and we throw muffins at them.

7.Free hugs! :D

gay2020

@boohoocracker + @hey-katelym

1. no more dreamnotfound

2. everyone is required to read the schlattbur piss fic

3. catboys and catgirls and cat-etcs only

4. no more george simps

5.eradicate the nts and just live by nature and shit and help others

6.making mondays national el muchacho de los ojos tristes day

7.You are legally required to celebrate flat fuck Friday every week

crimes2020

@enraged-chihuahua + @toesuckler-but-spooky

lust

gluttony

greed

sloth

wrath

envy

pride

cookie2020

@dtvibez + @peskydice

Always respect those around!

Judge Free Zone!

Badboyhalo.

Violence is not tolerated…

Free Insurance!

Our Mascot is the Rabbit!

Cookies everynight before Bed.

pog2020

@sootblr + @innitblr

1. arson good

2. nothing bad will happen if you vote for us

3. gay rights

4. we do not bury dogs

5. we believe in socialist supremacy

6. no british rights

7. gay rights

peepo2020

@no-thoughtz + @bubbellpop

A peace treaty with MCYtwt.

A trade deal with MYCtiktok.

I will exile Woot and Immie for being too popular and cool.

I will abolish cringe culture.

Dental plan

Homestuck AU

fakier2020

@fundy-in-a-boat + @tubbo-in-a-boat

1. Stan editor Wilbur

2. Only funny people are allowed to post

3. Reblog art or perish

4. Arson is legal

5. Boats for everyone

6. 9

7. Gay rights

con2020

@anxiious-mcyt + @pog-juice

1) We will rob you.

2) Subscribe to Technoblade.

3) We will allow anyone and everyone to give us money! (No exclusions, we don’t do that here.)

4) We will rob GeorgeNotFound.

5) We will release an exclusive cover of Blitz, done by @pog-juice themself.

6) We were going to put a gay joke then remembered we are the gay jokes because we are very funny and also gay

7) You will be lied to, but we will have fun doing it.

kinnie2020

@wasaminx + @skeppiee

1.) free katanas

2.) One of those huge ass cages full of balls that they have at walmart

3.) No long posts

4.) no disrespect towards any CCS (including George)

5.) No disrespect to kinnies nor inappropriate questions

6.) little rules, arson is allowed

7.) Kill all men

gods2020

@f4nd0mz + @classyavocado789

-pikniks every few days!

-eating flesh is legal 8)

-spooky day will be 2 days

-we are built diffrent 8)

We arent like other campains we're diffrent

-we are also poggers

-we are going to beat you to death if you dont vote for us

-we endorse murder

- weekly sacrifices :)

catboy2020

@braveboyhalo + @thelullabyer12

1.) Gay

2.) Everyone gets a free catboy

3.) Sleepybois appreciation at least once a month (followed by calling Wilbur a petty bitch and Tommy a fetus with anger issues)

4.) positivity (ignore above parentheses)

5.) Catgirls. But only if you behave

6.) I will shut up about milfs

7.) Gay

moss2020

@dreamingheart + @tie-die-dumbass

1. everyone is to be treated with equal respect

2. moss

3. anarachy for the anarchists

4. more reblogs!!

5. we'd try to host mcytblr events!

6. free hot chocolate!!

7. be crime do gay

fuvk2020

@poggersinnit + @ehreneret

-everyone welcome, americans tolerated

-minx supremacy

-inniters shall not be bullied

-disrespectful georgewastaken shippers wanted dead or alive

-if you disrespect any loh contestants (ppl like fau//re and kb//bblez excluded) you can leave

-brits are allowed ig

-GAY RIGHTS, TRANS RIGHT

gold2020

@thedreamsmp + @octopus-defense-squad

1 - Octopus conservation.

2 - Eret and Niki appreciation.

3 - Drista.

4 - Chaos for all.

5 - Love for all.

6 - CaptainSparklez to 12 mil.

7 - Equal appreciation for artists AND authorsy

glow2020

@myppisaninnie + @sombraookami

MCYT Appreciation month is September, and each day we will appreciate a different cc

The LGBTQIA+ community gets arson rights

Donuts for all voters (of their choice)

Respect everyone, everyone is welcome in this community

We will make a “library” blog to bring attention to smaller creators

Tommy

The chaos can continue, but we will step in if it starts to get out of hand

quotes2020

@mcyt-quotes + @sosigshoney

WAP and Blitz mashup becomes our anthem

- monthly community events on my blog are promised

- freedom of speech is outlawed.

- freedom of association is outlawed.

- freedom of thought is outlawed.

- future elections are outlawed.

- reblogging artists’ work is heavily encouraged ^-^

grapefruit2020

@limelocked + @octosghost

- No more simping for Georgenotfound

- No rebellions

- Chaos

- Dreams name is banned, he shall be referred to as "Dristas brother"

- Raised taxes

- Once a day people are required to swear allegiance to the administration

- Focus on infrastructure and healthcare

netherite2020

@mcyt-apocalypse-au + @neptunelilies

make tommy & tubbo tuesday, techno thursday, wilbur wednesday and schlatt saturday a national holiday to appreciate some of our favourite creators

provide everyone with free hugs :D

provide a beacon of support for those that aren't feeling 100%

squash all racists, homophobes, terfs and maps

help all lgbtqia+ members feel comfortable and secure in the mcytblr community

provide bakeries and libraries for everyone. the bakeries, cafes will provide free snacks, free coffees, free cups of tea, free meals and great views of the surrounding areas. the libraries will provide free books and a quiet place to unwind from all the stress of the day

attempt to help with the stress of education and life in general

listen to everyone, no one will be ignored and we will try our best to make you as comfortable and happy as possible

encourage people to embrace their passions and hobbies, for example reading, writing and learning to play a musical instrument

all pronouns, sexualities and identities will be honoured

silverfish2020

@severely-nearsighted + @sleepypurplepandas

1)be gay, do crime

2)banish bigots

3)arson is hereby legal

4)those who ship minors or those uncomfortable being shipped will be shunned

5)screamy boy laugh rights

6)rebellion is only natural, we will try our best to work something out with the anarchist party if we win

7)moobloom/glow squid solidarity

best2020 + coalition w @cinnabunthefilthyinniter

@wooteena + @imgns

K.A.M ESPECIALLY DREAM AND GEORGE

thembos will get a pension

we will also have a paid reward if you kill georgenotfoun /hj

REPLACE DREAM WITH RANBOO AND TECHNONLADE

fundywastaken

eat hot chip

lie

be talented and funny and cool

#pntgtz.txt #mcytblr election #this took SOOOOO long to find all of them auh #but they're here

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