#British guys

[hommepieds007]

Berkeley Square…handsome…beefy…Birkenstock…

Source: HommePieds007

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[sincericida]

I swear to god, British men are either incredibly mid or solid 10/10s

It happens. But the 10/10s...

(and more) Amen!

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[omgcharlie91-blog]

itsbigrossi

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[anticosmo13]

ANTI-COSMO AND HIS NATIONALITY!!!❤️💙🤍 he’s drinking a British Yorkshire Tea!☕️

Anti-Cosmo always been my childhood crush and always will be!💙💙 he’s my idol!

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[j0them0971]

Ok

So one of my favorite silly lil guys

Is history professor Michael Wood (I have no idea if he's knighted or not but ok whatever)

Look at him

He's so scrungly

Of course these were taken a while ago, and he's older now, but HIM

AAAAH

He's awesome and he did some really cool series on Medieval times, specifically his "In Search Of" series, where he follows legends, myths, and historic characters, as well as "In The Footsteps of Alexander the Great," which is awesome and I highly recommend it. All of these can be found on YouTube, although it may take a long a long time to hunt them down. He also did a series on China in 2020, which i haven't seen yet but have heard its really good! I learned a lot about European and British history, as well as hearing him read Old English, which is super cool, and getting my FOM (Fuckable Old Man) fix.

Also um

Need I say more

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[sammieb9]

Take me to Memphis! Memphis Depay

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[theuniversalscat]

This man, is the self proclaimed, “shame bringer”. He doesn’t necessarily shame anyone he comes into contact with so much as he “brings the shame” to you.

One of his interpreters from Japan was quoted as saying, “You let me down…. [you are] a coward.” Another, resorted to driving a robot just to shoot him. Who is this man, and why did I bother wasting my free time watching his exploits?

Good question. I still have no clue what his background is, or who he is, but the best part is it doesn’t matter. This crazy loon (and I myself am one, so I can pick them out quite readily ) of a travel log host, has made me a part of his journey, and shares his many faux pas in a country that isn’t afraid to let you know when you aren’t fitting in properly, which lifts my spirits immensely.

I, too, had to “sumimasen” my way through Japan when I was lucky to go back in 2002, as Lucille Ball and I have much in common when interacting with the world, especially the unfamiliar. So, watching this guy do it brings extra joy to my heart to know that I’m not the only one.

Watching people, observing their reactions to their new experiences pleases me in a huge way. Because anything new that you try is just that, and you can’t be an expert at it when you haven’t done it before.

The label “shame”, is subjective. I’d like to think of this guy as a good sport; a person who was brave enough not only to try new things when he’s 60, but have it filmed for (sometimes) his very public humiliation, which we as his viewers, thoroughly enjoy.

In one episode this guy partook in a “penis parade”. (Come to think of it, he also clothes shopped at a store called, “sperm” and he became a professional playing with balls… of snow…) There he helped to hold up a very huge black or pink penis, and proudly chanted the word, “Asa” over and over again very loudly for all to hear, to celebrate. Was that shameful or brave of him? Or both? Or neither? It’s up to you, the viewer, to decide.

I have decided not to hold the label of shame discussing this man’s penis obsession, or in general, in my daily life. (I have also decided never to partake in a penis parade, but quietly and secretly watch in the privacy of my own home and scream with laughter and slightly judge but try not to about it…) But rather, I will lift my head high in my ignorance until I can try something enough to be well versed at it. I will not “sumimasen” to anyone, but instead say, “asa” to the attempt! (By the by, if you don’t know what “Asa” means in Japanese, neither did I so I had to look it up… It does not mean James May.)

In conclusion, even though this very shameful or brave man, your choice, felt the need to apologize every 12 seconds to every Japanese person he saw for his indiscretions and mere existence, I think it was worth it. And it’s all on Amazon prime for your perusal. See for yourself. And if you don’t like it, no “sumimasen” to you. Just “Asa”. 👍👏🤣

Appendices: the humongous penis that James was holding during the parade was black. (See below for a direct quote)

Here he is in Italy, and contrary to one (not so kind) woman in Japan, he is far from a cabbage roll.

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[sunnyie-eve]

I apparently have a thing for British actors playing roles with long hair in a different decade…

#douglasbooth #douglas!nikki #ben!roger taylor #ben hardy #joseph quinn #eddie munson #the dirt #bohemian rhapsody #stranger thing s4 #British guys

[flop-tropica]

#uk guys #gay #gays #british guys #lads #x

[nessa007]

IMASFHSJHSGJFHK 😭

#guy fieri #paul hollywood #the great british bake off #gbbo #the parent trap #twitter

[dullahandyke]

If I was luxord and I found out I wasn't being sent to castle oblivion I'd have been pissed. Oh no it's ok, send the others to the card-themed hellhole. I didn't even want to go. I'm sure fucking marluxia has it handled

#ik it is bcos he probs wasnt designed by the time of com #and frankly idk anything abt him except hes the cards guy and hes british #but even if i knew it was a death trap i would be a little pissed if someone stole my gimmick for an entire game