#Bruce wayne adopts orphans

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Do you think Bruce Wayne would be willing to adapt Adrian Agreste?

“Do you think Bruce Wayne would be willing to adopt—” yes. It doesn’t matter how you end that sentence. You could say “General Zod” and Bruce would adopt the fucker. However, in this particular case, Bruce would be in a “I’m stealing this one from you, Gabriel, and good luck trying to stop me because my lawyers are better than yours” mood.

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Battinson somehow finds his way into the Prime universe and meets comics!Batman

Batgod takes one look at this traumatized, anxiety-ridden mess with all the social skills of an agoraphobic lobster and is like “I don’t care if he’s me, I’m already filling out the adoption paperwork”

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Bruce Wayne, filling out adoption papers: if you can’t get your own children, store bought is fine

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Srsly can someone explain to me why Bruce has not officially adopted the Baby Lightning Hobo

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Some people think that Superman is stupid

However, he only had to mention he was technically an orphan around Bruce ONCE before Bruce bought him an apartment, paid for his wedding, and began to bankroll his place of business

Clark knew EXACTLY what he was doing, friends

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