#But I can't escape it

[bookish-bi-mormon]

Me a few weeks ago: Brennan Lee Mulligan is a very talented story teller and I appreciate his work 🙏😌 would love to be able to craft a story as well as him one day. He's also a relatively attractive guy.

Me now: ... Oh. I see. I need him 🫠🫣😳

#i try so hard not to get too parasocial #but i can't escape it #he's too hot 😔

[softmintpurejoy]

Me, looking at every Russian character/character from a country that references Russia: You're from the same shithole I am 🥺🥺🥺🥺

#tartaglia #childe #genshin impact #natasha romanoff #natalia romanova #marvel #black widow #like literally #i hate this country #but i can't escape it #:(

[lazylittledragon]

domesticating your vampire: a memoir

(beautiful high res version on patre0n)

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #tavstarion #KARLACH #i nearly forgot her #when you just escaped vampire slavery but now you have to save for a down payment #i can't stress how important it is to me that astarion has a birthday #i don't know why #also sex is fine but have you ever had someone wash your hair for you. there is nothing more intimate #i'm devastated that i had to desaturate the polaroid because the lighting was so pretty

[ystrike1]

#yandere #male yandere #yandere male #yandere boy #recommendations #recs #rec #recommended #I can't escape from Okami-kun's obsessive love! ~Estrus Mating with a Childhood Friend's Beastman~

[ionomycin]

fishbone corset

#artists on tumblr #i like creepy fish #i should be finally getting some health related answers in march #a little nervous since i've never been under anesthesia #but it's something i can't escape forever #hopefully can get it over with and enjoy summer #unlike last year where i spent most of it sick #bodies are so stupid

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

"horror movie characters make unrealistically bad choices" ok but what if it's a couple on the verge of a nasty, nasty divorce? they keep egging each other on to make the worst possible decisions in a time of crisis. there is a whole subplot where each character is trying to escape while ensuing their spouse still gets murdered bc it would save thousands in lawyer fees

#u know that scene where the protagonists are just on the verge of ALMOST escaping but they go back to save the one who was left behind? #so that but the wife goes back *to make certain her husband can't reuse her escape route* #terrible people making terrible decisions i would watch that

[spellbooking]

it's not funny anymore!!!!! i saw the astarion version and ran with it

#baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 meme #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #god help me #my brain is ROTTED #i can't escape

[evercelle]

(can’t) let go

#genshin impact #scaramouche #wanderer #ever makes art #genshin spoilers #i really love this part of the archon quest...!! #reaching out to (you) being held back by (you) #a past you can't escape but a future you can choose...! #that's what it means to have an ambition recognized by anemo.... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[stepghost]

#Even if God punishes me I still love vou~ I can't escape from his distorted passion~ #mine #mangacap #manga cap #h

[kbysh-kds]

On Top of Mount Hagen.

#red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 #red dead redemption #rdr #rdr2 fanart #arthur morgan #shakira ( horse ) #i can't escape cowboy posting

[momentomori24]

THEY ARE SO INSUFFERABLE AND HORRIFIC AND AWFUL BUT SO AMAZING AND DORKY AND THIS PART IS SO UNFAIRLY FUNNY AND CUTE AND WHOLESOME-- PLEASE, PLEASE HAVE MORE SCREENTIME IN S2. PLEASE LET THEM TAKE OVER THE SHOW. I KNOW THEY'RE HORRIBLE PEOPLE BUT I NEED MORE OF THE VEES.

And the most important scene of them all (to me):

First of all, how is Vox doing that. Second, you just know that these two douchebags are going to bang so hard with Alastor getting his ass kicked replaying in the background after this. I hate them so much.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel valentino #hazbin hotel velvette #hazbin hotel vees #voxval #staticmoth #all their scenes in this episode were so freaking good holy shit #all their scenes in show are great actually #like-- oh my god #they are so much fun to have around #vox was literally me the entire time (minus the alastor hating) #and their evil little happy celebrating at the end was so cute it's unreal #i wanted the vees to sing together at some point and i'm so happy it was delivered vox and val sound fantastic together #and that sneaky staticmoth kiss at the end YES YES YES YEEESS #i love everyone in this show (except adam) but the vees are just built different #with adam dead can they please appear more? please? i need more of these disgusting assholes committing disgusting crimes and gay wrongs #''the future of hell belongs to the vees'' is a sentiment i can and will get behind please take over #i just finished the season finale and it gave me the dopamine rush i really needed today i'm so happy AAHHHHHH #i can't stop rewatching this scene someone please help me i can't escape their clutches i've been here for hours please #ok i'm clogging these tags so i'm stopping here but AAGHHHBKFGXGGGBB #anyways good night

[egophiliac]

Hi!!! I just wanted to say that I really love the way you draw/write Vil in your little comics! I think you do a great job at capturing the more fun side of him in addition to the “pretentious, wine mom” look that’s often portrayed. It just makes the character feel more real.

Also, I was wondering if there was any way you could post that other version of Vil’s unique magic poster to the drive? The one with the full body shot? That’s one of my favorite pieces! (If not it’s totally chill - just figured I’d ask)

Thanks and have a great day!!!

thank you! 💜 and yeah, sure! I popped it in there as "Fairest One of All (Alternate)", and I apologize in advance for your black ink. (secretly though I also love how that one came out, so thank you for the validation. :') sometimes I do good!)

confession: when Twst was still in pre-release, I was not expecting to like any of the pom trio (the website descriptions are kinda terrible for everyone, and especially them). fortunately I was immediately proven wrong when it turned out that they're less ~mysterious aloof beauties~, and more the very weirdly specific dynamic of "Team Rocket except James got all the camp (and also Meowth is their weird little feral child they're trying to pull a pygmalion on against his will)".

(it's a good dynamic)

#art #twisted wonderland #i am aware that this is still oversimplifying them but this is also mostly a Joke so #i was surprised by how much i ended up liking vil! i don't talk about him that much i guess but he is one of my favorites #just harder to make jokes about i guess #not that i don't try! #everyone in twst is ridiculous and even vil can't escape

[rottika]

Love not posting art for like two weeks and then, when I do, it's just this.

#rot's art #art #hazbin hotel #fanart #alastor #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer morningstar #shitpost #but a really high effort shitpost #I don't know why I spend my time on shit like this #radioapple #these two have been on my brain nonstop for like a month #I can't escape

[luvorastory]

I'm fucking crying

i just woke up, climbed out of bed, then looked down to see this piece of rug that got torn off because of my dogs AND IT LOOKS LIKE BETTA FISH SUGURU AODJSBAODNSINSOSD

I CAN'T ESCAPE. I THOUGHT I MOVED ON 😭

#jjk #geto suguru #jujutsu kaisen #satosugu #betta fish geto #betta fish #jjk suguru #crying frfr #i can't escape #i wanna kms #gojo satoru

[blackkatdraws2]

Clusterhug [Blank Scripts AU]

#tsp blank scripts au #tsp au #tsp #tspud #the stanley parable #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #tsp narrator #narrator tsp #stanley tsp #tsp stanley #narrator x stanley #stanley x narrator #stannarrator #stanarrator #stannarator #my drawing museum #AAGGHHH THEY'RE IN MY BRAIN 24/7 I CAN'T ESCAPE THEM (does not make the effort to get them out of my head) #but like HEHEHEHE they are so welcome to stay in my brain <3 #rot me from the inside out boys~ #even if you'd have to kill each other just to make me happy #but I guess that's also a form of love for you two huh..

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

*tries to organize my thoughts*

*remembers i'm not in school and therefore beholden to neither heaven nor hell nor any man's grading system*

*joyously shredding & tossing all my carefully arranged 3x5 mental notecards into the air like so much beige confetti. raising my arms in victory, cheering raucously until i accidentally inhale bits of homemade confetti*

(*coughing up itty bits of paper like a cat evicting a hairball with a firm understanding of tenants' rights*) wait wat happens next

#i marie kondoed my thoughts and *i* feel great. but now my stream-of-consciousness has escaped containment #so many innocent bystanders at stake #every time i try to organize my thoughts i run out of plastic bins and have to make a trip to the container store where i get even more dis #racted so. you can't just hand me THIS brain and NO catalogue OR library classification system #and expect me to single-handedly sort through all this nonsense? bad form but fucking form not in my job description #aNYways. formal education sure did a FUCKING NUMBER on us huh #(a number i measure not in gpa or dollars of student debt. #but in the number of therapy sessions & medical debt it will take to recover.) #seriously folks. our education systems are...innately traumatizing for a huge number of students. and we NEED to address this. #the fact that it is culturally common for adults to have anxiety nightmares about school/exams...even decades later? #that is not cute. it is Alarming. #no one--much less entire generations--should be spending their developmental years in an environment of chronic stress & pressure & strain #and yet that is the reality for millions and millions of pre-teen and teenage and young adult students #this isn't healthy and it serves and empowers NO ONE #...except of course the many exploitative educational & financial & debt-collecting institutions thriving from the current balance of power #and of course it's a nefarious and powerful way to sabotage/erase the middle class #which billionaires and the wealth-inequality creators they finance couldn't possibly have any noteworthy interest in whatsoever #it's not like there's an elite group of people with huge financial incentives to drain/steal resources from the masses... #anyways sorry for going all Conspiracy Theory on you. #obviously the billionaires who control the vast majority of our resources and news and political campaign funding #are not tied to every single itty bitty social issue and i'm a silly billy to imply it #please tell elon musk to ignore this tweet i am so subservient and acquiescent #mr musky u r so good at inheriting slavery-built mining fortunes & buying other people's companies #& building rocket ships & fancy cars that do NOT explode/catch fire & also NOT running billion dollar companies into the ground #mr musky u r so talented genius billionaire playboy with 10 kids and ex-wives who find you creepy af babe u r basically iron man