#But also why do ppl tag spam that anyway like.. I don't get it lol

[surplus-of-sarcasm]

About This Blog

Hey, this is the little gremlin again, and since most tumblr users have some sort of 'about' page, I decided to create one. And also because why not?

Note: This is my main blog. Likes, follows, asks and replies are from here. It is also my writing blog, where I post my own writing and sometimes reblog other writers' works.

My Masterlist

Natalia's Masterlist

Not interested in all the semantics and just looking for the writing? You can find all my writing in the link above, as well as my master tag list All the other info, like rules, squicks, my special tags and some background info can be found under the cut.

About the person behind this

You can call me Natalia.

My pronouns are she/her

I'm straight

I'm 17

I'm a college first year majoring in engineering

I'm not sarcastic at all, no no no. And my non-existent sarcasm doesn't catch people off-guard at all, no sir. Totally serious 100% of the time. Even my url says it.

I write stuff here, and the details r in the next heading

I'm a minor, so please dni if you're going to discuss inappropriate content

Wanna spam my notifications? Go ahead, I'm not stopping you. I actually encourage it, lol.

I like fandoms, caffeine, chemistry, math, reading and writing (*le gasp), and a whole lot of other stuff!

I'm not mean, I promise. Just a little, snarky teen haha.

I look nothing like my pfp.

I'm a villanous assassin!

I have undiagnosed high-functioning anxiety, may have ADHD and I experience obsessive thoughts. So please, no hate on ND ppl here.

I'm fine w/dms! (as long as they're not creepy)

My fanfiction sideblog is @so-hot-i-make-hell-jealous

My silly, non-writing sideblog is @yoursssstruly

My Writing Rules

I may be an anarchist, but I need some rules here.

Stuff I do write: hero x villain (supervillains, sidekicks and whatnot too), hurt/comfort, and I might post snippets of a story I'm working on and whump, fluff, maybe some crack, and romance!

Stuff I DON'T write: NSFW content of any kind, smut excessively dark whump (I get anxious with things that take it too far), incest, pedophilia, rape, emetophilia, and while I do write romance, suggestiveness is toned down and I don't write nsfw romance.

Do not ask me to write anything I said I don't write. It's pointless because I won't force myself to write it.

I don't write make-outs and kisses on the lips

You can totally use my writing for inspiration, as long as it's tagged as a prompt, you can use some lines, but just not the whole thing word for word, provided that it's tagged as a prompt. You can continue it, even if I've done a continuation.

If you use any of my prompts, please give credit and tag me! I'd loveee to see what you come up with!

Anything tagged as NOT A PROMPT is not for use.

I DON'T appreciate reposts, but I do love reblogs. Don't hesitate to use super long tags, analyse it or give lengthy commentary, I'm actually down for that stuff.

I don't mind my stuff being reposted on other social media as long as you give me credit. NO reposts on Tumblr, please.

Pairings are usually gn/gn. The other alternative is f/m

I typically write hero x villain, but I have other non-hero x villain stuff out there! Like fantasy, sci-fi and certain fragments of my wip (some of em are actually h x v!)

I don't really do xreader fics.

Ask Box

Don't be afraid to send me an ask!

Please don't ask for any of the stuff I told you I don't write

I may take some time to respond because I have a crap schedule

I might not answer asks if I don't feel very comfortable writing them. No hate, I just got on this app for my own fun, so I don't want to force myself to do smth I don't like, and it'll probably come out as a crappy piece of writing anyway

You can ask me about non-writing stuff too! I don't mind talking! Just please don't make the questions too. . .creepy.

Don't use the ask box to harass me. You'll probably regret getting on my nerves

Favourite Tropes

Where do I even start? I'm very indecisive.

Enemies to lovers

Alliance of convenience

Fake dating (turned not-so-fake)

Two whumpees caring for each other

Scary, unhinged hero x terrified villain (who's probably secretly in love w/them)

Flirty x flustered

Whumpee gets revenge on their og whumper, preferably through violent murder

Morally grey characters

Found family

Heavy angst w/a fluffy ending

Psychological manipulation

Cocky hero x flustered villain

Warnings

Because some of my content may be triggering to some people. I typically include trigger warnings above my posts in red, and I recently started putting them in the tags, too. Please note I don't condone any of the harmful stuff here IRL. I write FICTION, not meant to be used to judge me morally. ✨️Lmk if there's anything you want me to add here!

Violence

Blood

Bruises

Betrayal

Implied torture or past torture

Mental health issues

Manhandling

Drowning

Abusive relationships

Yandere whump

Bone Fractures

Failed escape

Miserable (I write sad stuff sometimes)

Threats

Fear

Description of torture aftermath

Occasionally, torture

Lying

Burns

Restraints

Usage and mentions of weapons (guns, knives, etc)

References to a difficult past

Vomiting

Starvation

Scars

Self-harm

Obsessive thoughts

Fear of heartbreak

Criminal activity

Death

Somewhat graphic descriptions (they aren't too horrible, but they may make some people uncomfortable

Non-con touch (not sexual)

Drugging

Poison

Kidnapping

Hostage situation

Exhaustion

Stress positions

War/war aftermath

Captivity

Fever

Delusions

Hyperthermia

Very flirty (Listen, I generally write pretty light stuff, but they can be seen as juuuust a little bit spicy, and different people interpret things differently, and I won't judge people for seeing things a certain way, but in case it makes you uncomfortable. . .)

Adding on to the last point, this kind of fic will contain touching (not sexual), kisses (not on the lips), and pretty flirty remarks (nothing sexual)

Smoking

Alcohol/use of alcohol

Squicks

I write violence n all, but I have limits. I will NOT write anything mentioned here and will refuse any requests with these.

Eye, mouth and ear whump

Extreme gore

Whipping

Branding

Vore

Amputation (unless it's a fantasy monster that has to die OR it's environmental whump. Someone doing it however, nope)

Muzzles (I'm fine with gags, though)

Collars

Sadomasochism (some of my characters are sadistic, but non-sexually. Also, no masochistic characters)

NSFWhump in general, (whether extreme gore, sexual assault or sadomasochism)

Anything I don't write in the Rules above

My Tags

Aside from the usual tags on writing, I like to add my touch to a few of them. You may see:

#nat writes

#a little gremlin's writing

#natalia's writing

And for asks

#the little gremlin answers

When it isn't about writing

#not writing and/or #natalia.txt

When I like it, but it isn't mine

#not my writing

When you can read, but you shouldn't USE

#NOT A PROMPT

Timezones n next days (yes, they're self-reblogs)

#timezone reblog

#next day reblog

To clarify

#hero x villain -> just means it has a hero and a villain. can be platonic, familial, just enemies or romantic (this applies to any A x B)

While. . .

#hero/villain -> means the pairing is romantic. (applies to anything with a slash)

I know other ppl use them differently, but that's how I do it. I typically tag with genre to help, like #romance or #friendship

And the most important rule of all

HAVE FUN!

Xoxo,

The villainous assassin

❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜

#about info #not writing #writers on tumblr

[golbrocklovely]

hiii im drunk hello well not rly drunk just yet but i will be in like 29 minutes

Anyway

snc asking for volunteers looool babes you get millions of views, own property, fly first class, and colbt admitted to spending 10k in one month on clothes. id happily mod for them bc im not in the fandom just happily observing but pay me fellazzz AND give me a hoodie every merch drop thanksss

Im not on xplrclub but dude it sounds so frustrating it sounds like its full of children. likw how embarrassing to dicuss someones peepee and then what if they pipe in and go uhhhh excuse me??? bro EMBARRASSINGGF and gross

- aussie anon

hey aussie anon, i hope you had fun drunk haha

the one thing i have to say tho, even tho i agree with your whole ask, is that snc don't actually fly first class most times, at least from what they have told us. they said the only time they really do that is if they are travelling overseas on a long flight. so for australia… they probably will lol

the only way i would mod for free is if they let me be on the site for free. comp the money i would be spending on there and maybe i would be okay with watching an insufferable chat full of ppl i blocked on twitter and insta.

look old xplrclub had it's issue, mostly bc the app would crash all the time, it couldn't handle having ppl spam in chat during livestreams, and it would just be kinda laggy overall. also, my main gripe, there was no tagging system so if you wanted to see a video, even from a month ago, you would have to scroll and scroll to find it. now times that by the fact they've been on there since 2021. so a lot of videos are basically lost to the test of time lol

but this one… it's definitely better. it has a tagging system. the members feed where ppl can post stuff is kinda nice (but also deeply concerning how many ppl trauma dump and then beg snc to say hi to them in the same sentence) and the content itself is good. but this chat is just not necessary and will cause so many more issues later down the line, i just know it.

and the chat talking about snc's dicks like that is very concerning. look, i get it, we're all human, and sometimes that means having sexual conversations. you wanna do that in dms with another friend of yours, go right ahead. but doing it in a PUBLIC CHAT where SNC CAN SEE YOU is…. very odd behavior. i think some forget that snc see what they post.

or it probably ties back to all of these ppl thinking "well i pay $19 a month, i can talk about whatever" / so many ppl thinking they own snc in some way, shape, or form so there should be no issue for them to objectify them and sexualize them. these fans don't see them as ppl, just characters in a tv show. so that's why they can talk about them any way they want to.

#ask #personal #sam and colby

[scourgethewhorehog]

welcome to my blog my name is virus enjoy your stay

im virus im a system member of the xenohorrors system. i made my own blog bc I have my own social life that doesn't always overlap with cujos, we don't always vibe with the same people so it gets awkward lol (but it uses my account anyways sometimes bc Tumblr doesn't have switch account on mobile -_- )

im a fucktive of scourge the hedgehog, fuck because I've lived in this house since 2010 so I was essentially scourge like 12 years ago so our body's life is more intertwined with mine than other people's. also I'm pretty detached from my source in this world bc I compartmentalize My Life seperate from fandom things, also I'm a weirdo so I find it fun lmao

im currently fixated on;

breaking bad

doctor who

sonic

this list may update and grow

please interact:

people with "contradicting" identities or "vulgar" terminology for themselves, fagdykes boygirls girlboys transvestites etc etc love you all

fellow nonhumans love you especially if are outwardly strange by human standards and struggle with human society that's cool me too

fellow plural /multiple / whatever u call yrself idc bitches esp if you n ur folks are "weird" or messy or have origins that ppl discourse against a lot, metaphysics whatever psychological stuff u came to a conclusion abt whatevers none of my business people who are seperate or parts of a whole or fragmented or just room mates in the same flesh. Ur welcome here that's chill with me as long as u are kind to others.

ppl who have unconventional belief systems in general are cool im trying to be less shy abt mine bc we are not inherently harmful fucka you

horror fans but only if they don't like burn me at the stake for having nuance for shit and also understand it's horror and bad things will happen in horror

fandom weirdos with 3738292 blorbos who self ship and make 59 crack head aus and crossovers i actually enjoy seeing stuff if u still live in 2012 Tumblr I miss that time take me back there you are so cool

people who embrace cringe actually. if you like to have a little fun with things and be a little embarrassing I think that's cool.

If you are against any of the above I just block and move on. I can't stop you but I won't understand why you're here and I don't feel like being screenshotted on reddit :/

if i don't like ur vibes and we don't really talk or i just don't trust you and feel ur circles don't really match my vibe I'll block u but no hard feelings or nuthing. if you are mean to people who were not necessarily mean first i cast liver evaporation spell on you.

i reblog posts from OP sometimes if I don't wanna reblog/like spam a stranger & sometimes just rb / like from tags— i do not check who I rb / like posts from in depth in those cases! if you wonder where I came from, hi stranger! im a stray don't worry about it. ill forget about you&your blog within a day unless I follow u.

also i cannot donate to your donation post i am poor, this is not malicious and i wish you luck. if i had money i would be in las vegas drinking mojitos with a hooker on each arm, not on tumblr.

EDIT:

we are a system (multiple beings in 1 body) and too lazy 2 switch between accounts on mobile; cujo will sometimes follow from here.

@reactivedog - cujo

@cocainechips - cookie

#pinned

[kinkassassin]

Hiya there I'm Wolf!

I'm a 24 yr old artist from Germany and this is my sideblog 👍

Main blog: @vvolfkidscribbles

I tag as much as I can (and have the patience for) and use those tags very liberally to rant about topics that are marginally related to the post at hand lol (I do tend to get lost in the sauce fairly frequently)

Most reblogs are genshin related because I am deeply brainrotted but ofc I do have other stuff I like. Ig I would describe this as a variety blog with a lot of genshin on it.

I'll sometimes acc talk on here but I have a slew of anxieties so it's a rare occurance (tumblr does help me talk more online tho but it's baby steps ykwim)

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Anyway my main interests currently are:

Genshin, DnD & CoD as well as a slew of older media that I have nostalgia for (jormungand, aria, lucky star...) as well as just talking about art and music. (I also like talking about gaming but I don't do a lot of gaming myself)

If u wanna talk to me about this stuff I am open to asks and dms 👍I also dgaf about spam likes cuz why would I (I honestly don't know why that stuffs a problem)

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Special tags:

#wolf posting | stuff related to me

#wolf talks | me talking duh

#wolf's aus | if I ever feel inclined to speak of my many ideas I have for diluc the bbg

#wolfs art | reblogs of my stuff from my artblog

#others art | other ppls art cuz I want them in 1 place

#wolf talks #wolf posting

[outcast-stomp]

As much as I might complain abt how full of not queercore content the queercore tag is (especially in the past year) on here but like. Occasionally I'll check some random pop punk bands tag and remember how much worse it could be

#Genuinely why do ppl tag posts abt a pop punk band with different band names #It bizarre and I can only imagine is incredibly annoying #It's my fault I track the tag for quercore and get all this boring text post shit pushed onto my dash #But also why do ppl tag spam that anyway like.. I don't get it lol #Crouch speaks

[romqnticstylez]

500 Followers

hjshdjshajhxwi how. how did this happen- i literally only shitpost and reblog stupid stuff lol but. THANK YOU! i appreciate every single one of my followers and mutuals <3 you all are amazing

kay cheesy part over for now so. i'm holding a ✨ sleepover ✨ that I did not decide on in a split second. feel free to send me as many asks as you'd like! (read: please don't let this flop). i'll answer all of them.

this sleepover will be open from 27/10/21 until 3/11/21. anyone can participate, follower or not!

i was gonna do emojis but i realised it might be boxes for some people so you get the titles of my favourite songs instead

don't look down - send me a ship for a fic rec

dandelions - send me a ship/character for an attempt at a moodboard.

i think about you (mutuals only) - i'll give you a small handwritten note

steal your heart (close mutuals only)- you get a voice reveal 😌✨

heaven - send me a ship with a scenario for a drabble (if someone dares to send me drarry i will murder you/hj)

domino - cym, fmk, never have i ever, all that.

vacation bible school - i’ll make you a spotify playlist based on things i think you’d like.

okaY cheesy part is back for some of my closEST mutuals

@justadreamyhufflepuff helloo wife bestie child ok so you're so sweet and friendly i thought talking to you would be kinda awkward at first because yk new mutual 👀 and all but it was so EASY i love that and i love how we just start talking in caps lock and our convos are so chaotic full of energy anyways ily thank u for being my friend <3

@g1nny-p0tter hi mother and only mother (for now) you were so dry at first smh but you gave me a cat so i kept talking to u/j 🐈 and now we're besties and i spam you everyday lol you're amazing and you're the reason i cannot fathom typing without keyboard smashhjjsdh lol ily <3

@roonilwazlibweasley hi im in love with u you were my first moot and like when i first started posting i didn't think i'd make any friends here (not in the 'no one likes me' way but im not gonna make this long w an explanation jsjjsd 😀) but then u were (are) so cool so i sent u that ask and now we're the coolest married ppl on tumblr <3

@mx28 we don't talk as much now but. i think u were the reason i started being more chaotic here slowly and now everyone knows im unhinged 👍 but anyways ily u larry louis mel obsessed samosa with a wing kink

@lev-will-commit-treason beginning of our friendship was. beautiful <3 i never did sacrifice u tho did i 😕😕 lol anyways i love u spamming me and ur so chaotic and cool and weird but in a good way so u get another <3 one of my triplets my wife my child love ya

@loonyloopylupin5 following u back was the smartest decision I've ever made tbh i like ur dead james jokes :) jsjdjshuhid ur cool and funny and ur stories are >>> also your mum rocks 😎😎 ly other triplet wife and child

@livingincolorsagain can i start this by saying i had a stroke when you followed me lmaojskdskajd no but really i was literally :0 when u did lol anyway aijdjds you're amazing 10/10 humor and taste talking to you always makes me smile so please stop dying/j 🐬🐬

@fuck-spooky-season @sethclearwatermybeloved hello. u two together because i need to go finish my cat 👍 love murdering people with u riri and spamming u is very fun jade <3 but fr i love talking to you both 🦆 also i do not remember if u actually know each other or not but we should go murder 500 homophobes

now my other moots who i also love v much because you’re supposed to do that or something- <3

@1-until-the-very-end-1 (i'm giving u an honorary mention for that ^ because i got lazy forgive me please anyways that's why you get to be first tagged mwah) @creative-girl @toomanynotifications @dr4cking @nousheen @wolfstar-lb @simp-for-cedric-diggory @femaledoubleagent @sappho-is-my-wife @athenapotter @imapparentlycoolandfriendly @vegathebrighteststar @hyacinths-on-my-grave @alpine-loves-bucky @maraudersupremacy1 @marauders-lupin @canyon-perk @tolerate-it-tomlinson @just-a-smol-spoon @just-a-potterhead @nymphadorathebubba @siriusblackinskirts @remuslupininskirts @jamespotterinskirts @i-do-random-things-do-not-ask @regulusblackinskirts @kember-writes @myopicmeerkat @i-is-a-fangurl-weeb @i-wanna-b-yours @fangirl2o20 @they-ca-llme-princess @sassychaostrash @geetikarandamgirl @magic-is-beauty + everyone else i forgot because i, being the amazing mutual i am, forgot everyone’s urls.

#500celebration #i don’t. know if they consider me their closest mutuals too #but #if i keep thinking about that #i will. never post this #so #🤷‍♀️ #sorry to all the people i missed ajdjdjwj #500 followers #okay so apparently some of u r online #so. #i shall post it now