Red Tape tied in a bow (P1 | P2 | P3) (Patreon)
Also decided to give a go to the caption thing again since this one’s rather dialogue-heavy!
[Panel 2]
Peepers: Uhm...sir?
Hater: What.
Peepers: Could you- do you have the full paperwork on our health plan?
[Panel 3]
Hater: Health plan? Peepers what in grop’s name are you talking about??
[Panel 4]
Peepers: It’s really no big thing, I just wanted to see what was (and wasn’t) covered-
[Panel 5]
Hater: Commander Peepers. Are you planning to commit insurance fraud on my dime? And you’re asking me how?
[Panel 7]
Peepers: P- hahahaha! I would never dream of it, Lord Hater!
[Panel 8]
Hater: Then-?
Peepers: I just want to see what’s covered, sir. Like I said already...
[Panel 9]
Hater: Hrmph. It’s all personally approved by me, so feel free to ask, Commander.
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honestly if I were ever to throw the Suitehearts into any of my Killjoys stuff the dynamic would literally be the stupidest thing in the world. you do not want to have the Four and those guys together in any setting. it's a recipe for disaster. Jet and Benzedrine bitch and bicker like old ladies. telepathic warfare is waged via a complex language of glares and eyebrow movements between everyone in the room. Sandman makes a wholeheartedly joking comment to Ghoul like "I want to study you in a lab" and Kobra Kid gives him a black eye on the spot. Crab and Donnie end up playing hide n seek with the Girl until someone else who isn't aware of the game accidentally dumps a whole dude out of their hiding spot on accident and then gets elbowed for it. everyone hates each other but they're also kind of pals in the way that people who occasionally help each other out but don't see each other outside of that can be. that kind of thing
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stormlight archive update: so I finished book three, and the thing is, I started reading these partly to have something to talk to my brother about (mission success so far)
but there are certain thoughts I have about the series that if shared with my brother will simply obliterate the vibe and leave only agonizing awkwardness in its wake
so it is to you, tumblr, that I say
is FREE HOLE FOR GODS tattooed on Dalinar Kholin's forehead or what
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Everyone seems to forget that the reason Ben and Julie spent months apart between UA and OV is because he was giving her the space she wanted.
Yeah, you could make the argument that the last episode of UA served to tie everything together in the sense that they had overcome their issues by “concluding” their story with a first (& final) kiss. But it really strikes me as just an attempt to tie up the series narratively. None of their issues were really resolved.
Several times in UA, Julie felt like Ben’s career was overshadowing her own, and she started to get competitive in order to prove herself and her own skills. This is clearly because Ben’s achievements were always the focus. That one line of dialogue she has where she tells Ben her life is “just as important as his” confirmed it for me - she wanted to focus on herself instead.
By the end of UA, she had started getting into tennis professionally and started to travel for tournaments. This literally allowed her the opportunity to have that space, and probably because Ben felt guilty on some level, he let it happen.
You could say both are at fault for not contacting each other for “months” (though I don’t recall it being stated exactly how long), however I think it’s more important to recognize the reason why this happened, besides that their career paths were becoming incompatible. And that Ben was the one who took the initiative to go talk to her as soon as he knew she was in town again but anyway.
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The muzzle that Ethan is put in in MI3 does something to me 🫠🫠
but also it cracks me up cuz like 😂😂wtf *why*
what did he do in the car back to IMF base that he got muzzled like a dog and then strapped to a table???
Like my guys. Y’all tased the fuck out of him just 10ish minutes ago. (no matter how high of a pain tolerance you have, getting hit THREE TIMES with THREE different tasers will take you out for a while. Sure he brushes off the first 2 but the last one takes him out.) he’s still shaking from the electrical current as you are handcuffing him.
I’m sooooo curious about what Ethan did to go from getting handcuffed like a normal arrest to fucking strapped down to a table and muzzled.
Can you imagine being the agent who had to undo Ethan’s cuffs and restrain him to a table and put that muzzle on him??? That’s hazard pay right there.
Thoughts?? Opinions???
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There are three episodes between the Grave Danger Job and the Experimental Job
Three episodes
Three episodes between Hardison getting kidnapped by a drug cartel and buried alive - his biggest fear - while the rest of the team scrambles to save him before it’s too late, and when Hardison is kidnapped by a bunch of frat guys who think they can get away with anything and are backed by the CIA
Just… having some thoughts about this
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the willpower i wield every day of my life to not just make deranged posts about ichijou and how beautiful i think he is...
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The matter of alternate TO endings remind me of this post a post I read where someone suggests different ideas for endings and somehow, Hobyrim dies in all of them, confirming that OP is Balxephon in disguise
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I'm around the end of Sae's arc (which is where the beginning scene happened! Oooo) and like, I just wanna say, I have beef with this guy:
NPC number whatever with his haughty ass, who are you to decide Who gets killed, WDYM "Find them and kill them all" THEY'RE KIDS?!?!?!!?!? YOU GROWN ASS MAN WANT TO KILL KIDS I WANT HIM IN JAIL BRO HE SHOULD BE THE ONE IN JAIL NOT THE PHANTOM THIEVES
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Five Comfort Characters, Five Tags
i was tagged ages ago by @notpotable (thank you!!) and promptly began to overthink the concept of "comfort characters" and "whether i even have any". here at last is a selection of five in no particular order:
uma (disney's descendants), by reason of Piratical Bisexuality
jiang cheng (the untamed), by reason of What If The Personification Of Stress Had A Lightning Whip
lan xichen (also the untamed), by reason of Blue
shikari (legion of super-heroes, dna run), by reason of Being Blorbo-Shaped
susan pevensie (the version from my specific narnia/box of delights crossover), by reason of Being My Beloved
tagging @neuxue, @chromatographic, @trueishcolours, @frog3798 and @neverthe1ess
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