#ButNoooo

[randomalistic]

You ever get really invested in a fic and read it for hours and then it suddenly becomes diarrhea

#I mean you could’ve looked at the tags. #butnoooo I was like. okay maybe it’ll handle this subject maturely because we’re all normal adults #NOPE #txt #I’m vagueposting sorry LOL

[analogwriting]

WE’RE SO BACK (and so doomed)

Read the 2 newest chapters this morning and omg. You dont know how happy I am … had me giggling n shit

Tbh when I first read the chapter I didn’t think much of the vivre card, but seeing the other anon message… ohhhh you… when I catch you…..its over

but OMG THE PLOT TWIST,, MYRA??? I forgive her honestly, not kese tho. Im glad hes gone now. Cant stand his ass and he wasnt even there for most of the story 💀😭

andandadn KILLER UHGJMMMDMFNMG😭😭💔💔💔 Will never forgive oda for the events in wano.. poor man didnt deserve it 😔 But like the scenes in chapter 16??? Where he grabs our hips (as usual)???? the forehead kiss!,?!?!!? THE PHOTOGRAPH??!? I’ll never get over it, seriously. Keeping the photograph in his helmet is something killer would canonically do

but also the way hes so hurt from what happened and the guilt he feels for hurting us, yeowch. I love it so much, I wish we could give him all the kisses in the world

I really really hope we find a cure to the smile fruit, I want killer to have emotion :(( butNOOOO im so sad we’re already leaving them so early, and especially knowing what happens to the kid pirates after they depart from wano… its gonna be a while

(Pleasee i want our happy ending DONT DO THIS 😭😭😭😭😭😭)

anywyas ill be re-reading chapter 16 until the next one is released, as always, amazing work!!! Im eating up every chapter 🫶🫶🫶

-long rants anon

eheheheh this is some good shit to wake up to frfr YOU got ME giggling n shit forreal. all these asks always do. as well as a lil cackling when y'all losing it 😏😏

i will never forgive oda for that forreal. 😤😤 the fact that's it's almost been a year since we've been him in the manga too 🥲 shit got me WORRIED. (oda pls bring back my hunkidy do and my emo bbg PLEASE 😭😭)

angst n pain is all I knoooow. glad it's tearing you to shreds, means im doing a good job eheheheh n thank you so much for the tears compliments!! ❤️❤️

#i almost made it worse tbh #but i decided to have at least a little mercy #am answers

[attorney-anon-offtopic]

I hate babysitting dogs. Hate hate hate. I’m so tired but between my insomniac roommate and these fucking noise machines with paws I’m just tired and overstimulated and I can’t get any relief. I hate this. I. Hate. This. But even when I have a “choice” in the matter no I don’t bc my roommate would be upset if I didn’t do it with her. And if she didn’t agree, her parents would be upset with both of us and I hate this I want to go to bed. And I’m actually ducking busy tomorrow so I can’t even nap at work and I hate this.

And I just started a diet so I just fucking want a donut. Or a biscuit. Or rice. Butnoooo I bought fresh fucking foods because I’m a goddamn idiot.

Goddammit.

#tw diet

[missstar-gazer]

Lover of Blood

Tossing the now deceased bird over his shoulder, Lucifer let out an annoyed sigh. He hadn’t found any new beings to rip apart recently and such misfortune made his curiosity thirst for more blood. Being careful not to remove the blood on his right hand, he grabbed his journal with his left and placed it onto his lap. Taking his blood stained thumb he imprinted the page before writing the name of the bird underneath the new blood mark. He took a moment to add notes about the blood and the bird not noticing the being behind him slowly approaching. 

@kappu-ke-ki-67

#listen #idunno #haveabloodthirstyboi #heannoyedthatitsadumbbird #hewantanelf #butnoooo #elfwontlethim

[butter3drainbows]

BUTTERED THOUGHTS...

Formaggio and Illuso in denial that Ghiaccio ranks above them as the hottest member in the fraternity after Melone posted a poll on social media.

Melone: So, we have Risotto at the number one spot, no surprise there, taking almost half of the campus votes and next to him is...

Illuso: It's me. I can feel it. It's definitely going to be me.

Formaggio: Pshh you don't even socialize that much. How many girls in this campus do you even think know who you are? 🙄

Illuso: Hey! I'm trying give off the mysterious vibe. Ladies dig that.😏✨

Melone: Ohhh well this is a nice surprise.

Illuso: Nice surprise how?

Formaggio: Spill it beancake.

Melone: Apparently, our little freshman grabbed the number two spot. Didn't know he had it in him.

Illuso/Formaggio:.... What??

Melone: Yep. 32% voted for our very own ice gremlin.

👀 👀 👀

Illuso:...Noooo 😦

Melone: It's true.

Fornaggio: Noooo 😦😦😦

Melone: I can show you the-

Formaggio: Are we talking about the same person?

Melone: *nods*

Formaggio: Ghiaccio? On the number two spot on the hottest guy in this fraternity?

Melone: Yep

Illuso: Ghiaccio? Our Ghiaccio?

Melone: I'm pretty sure there's only one person in this campus named after literal ice.

Illuso: La Squadra Ghiacco? That Ghiaccio? *points to Ghia in the distance glaring at a group of giggling girls passing by*

Melone: Yuh huh.

Illuso: Wha-? Ho-?😵😵😵

Formaggio:....This can't be right. I want another poll.

Melone: Why are you both so surprised. He can be very charming when he wants to.

Formaggio/Illuso: When??

#Crack #ButteredThoughts #InkButter #LaSquadra #Formaggio #Illuso #Ghiacco #Melone #ThisisFactualbytheway #MostpollsongooglehaveGhiaccoassecondmostpopularLaSquadraMember #Lmao #Iactuallyexpectedprosciutto #Butnoooo #IceGremlinreallybetherebeingacompetitivebtch #FratAU

[milkshakekitty]

I hate writing so much

I'm up at whatever-o-clock in the morning legit in tears because my dinosaur computer decided to crash before I could save my document 😭😭 What even is life anymore I can't

#whyamilikethis #writing #writers #fanfiction #mood #amomentofsilenceforthegoodflufflosttonight #notnicewordsmayhavebeenshoutedatmycomputer #icouldvegonetobedatanactuallyreasonablehour #butNOOOO #writethefluffisaid #itllbefunisaid #youdontknowfearuntilyourcomputerfreezesbeforeyouhitsave

[deathfaqs]

Wear your mask.

#DeathFAQs #Death #AskAnyQuestionAndIWillAnswer #WearYourDamnMask #IDoNotLikeWorkingThisMuch #IJustWantToBlog #WEARTHEMASK #Mask #IWearMineToSetAGoodExample #ButNoooo #ILiterallyAmDeathSoICan’tDie #YouCanDie #WearYourMask

[dreamingxo]

👁👄👁 me staring at my phone as sm’s wifi doesn’t work for the billionth time

#poor hyuck just wanted to do a vlive for his birthday butnoooo #i feel so bad he must be so frustrated #morgan.txt

[hashtagonlyingotham]

Uh, guys, I took a photography class. How the heck is everyone supposed to have pictures of Batman's butt? The darkness of nights in Gotham and the lack of contrast between Batman and the night sky alone should be enough to prevent pictures of the posterior, but doesn't he have a cape too? Oh well. #OnlyInGotham I guess.

Update: You know what? No. 'I guess' my foot. I refuse. Did he pose for a 'pic'? Are y'all just hanging out on roofs? How good is your equipment? Because I'm not buying that y'all did this with a phone camera. Is this some Gotham joke I am just too Central to understand? #oopsorryy'all'rebusted #thisweekon #mythbusters #fakenews #clickbait #Thebuttsmatchisclickbait #thisiswhatyougetforspammingmewithhashtagthebuttsmatch #Itriedtobenice #butnoooo 

#OnlyInGotham #submission

[tyfaniminx]

@Regranned from @rmc949 - Raiders! ☠️🖤 #raidergirl #raidernation #ishouldbewatchingthisgame #butnoooo #imatwork #justwinbaby #raiders #beatthebroncos - #regrann

#raidergirl #butnoooo #ishouldbewatchingthisgame #justwinbaby #beatthebroncos #imatwork #raiders #raidernation #regrann

[umbranon]

Man, fuck.  Life would be so much easier if I were a magical witch girl.

#butnoooo

[tumblunni]

Jesus christ i live on less than 10k a YEAR

Used to be on less than 5k back when i was at my most damn vunerable and hhhhg i would have died if the homeless hostel didnt give us one free loaf of bread every 2 weeks (since i did get SOME form of government benefit i was considered ineligable for the full free food thing and also had to pay rent out of my measly benefits AND ALSO had to pay for two buses a week out into the middle of nowhere to visit the job centre office and keep my damn benefits even tho there was a job centre office within walking distance butNOOOO formalities and forms dictate that i must use THIS one hhhhg and all that and also putting myself through my last year of school. Seriously the amount of hoops they make the most vunerable people jump through and then they dont even give them enough to survive yet OH NO MR RICHMAN IS SO STRUGGLING HES ONLY ABLE TO HAVE THREE CARS

I goddamn hate this economy

[asirxrowena]

And I thought sth new was going to happen butNoooo, it's Arthur's death Memorial Day...

Merry Christmas y'all!

#as merry as they can be #with the thought of Arthur's death

[toschestation-archive]

im so stupid i made an edit for mexico's independence day last year thinking i would b able to recycle it bUTNOOOO I FUCKED THE CAPTION AND MADE IT JUST FOR LAST YEAR JFJFJFFFJF

[leospet]

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#I'm pissed out of my mind right now #and it's only 6:30pm #also I #all I wanted was to see the friend I slept with #butnoooo #he's busy #whatever #don't catch feelings????? #I'm dumb #he's a Gemini too wtf

[ditchesandbitches]

San Diego Comic Con

Really wish I was there. So upset because I can't be there with the Teen Wolf cast and Doctor Who

#sdcc2015 #Ishouldbethere #BUTNOOOO