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An anthro black sheep pokes his head into the room. "Did I hear the great and powerful Lucifer compliment me?! Oh that is just sweet." He casually blushes. Taking in his appearance, he stands tall-- taller than Lucifer. He has a floating black sheep head from which green fire floats underneath the head-- completely separate from the rest of the body which is wearing a black and red gradient fancy suit. It is an unusual design but nothing that Lucifer hasn't seen. The anthro sheep walks further into the room, his cloven hooves clicking against the tile. "I wanted to apologize for bothering you and--" He looks down. "I know the last time we met, I was more into the cowboy fashion. But this suit does fit me well if I'd say so myself... even if I accidentally copied your own fashion." He laughs. Yes. Lucifer knows this individual all too well. His friend, Satan. (OOC: SORRY I DESIGNED MY OWN VERISON OF SATAN AND I WANT HIM TO INTERACT WITH YOU!)
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" Satan! Nice to see you again! I dont mind the outfit change at all, many people in here wear suits it's no big deal. I do have to say it looks nice on you! You never bother me, by the way. It's always a pleasure to speak with you! "
// STOP YOU MADE HIM SO SWEET RAGHRHTHR MY HEART HAS MELTED. //
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tobacconist · 1 year
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and it is almost five hundred years after the death of christ. and the roman empire fell, and her forces withdrew from britain.
a noblewoman was praying in her chapel. as she retired to bed, a handsome man entered her chamber. dark, charming and welldressed. ‘’who are you?’ she asked ‘one who has been sent.’ ‘an angel?’ ‘not hardly.’ ~ and it is said that she was seduced, either that or she was raped.  eitherway, soon she was with child; and she felt her sin upon her.
for the devil had devised a plan to bring about the end of the world. to birth his own son, the antichrist. but the devil can create nothing on his own, and so sent one of his servants to impregnate a christian woman, in her hour of folly. and this child, he destined, was to rule the world, by his vast wisdom and power; and deceive all men to their doom.
but she was an holy woman, and prayed to God for mercy, and the LORD is all-wise and most-merciful. and she came unto a saintly bishop, and confessed her dire sin; and told him of the evil within her. and he exorcised her and blessed her and bade her to stay, at the porch of the church; until the child was born, when he would be immediately baptised, and raised thereafter by saintly monks and divines.
and she stayed there the six months, living on the kindness of the congregation. and she fasted every friday, and was given the eucharist every sunday from a long silver spoon. and she sang every hour the psalms. and she felt the child wriggling inside of her.
and lo! at midday there was a great eclipse, and her waters broke, right as the sun turned black. and all around was silent but for her screams. and the wives hurried with candles and towels, to help the wretched woman in her labour. and the child was born, and wondrous strange it was for all who beheld it. for the boychild was born with full beard, like a man ancient of days, the hoary locks, long and whispy, extending even beyond the small childs toes. and he was born as if dead. his eyes open, but silent, cold, and pale. and there was great worry about this omen. and his mother bled profusely on the doorstep of the church.
but at once the bishop strode forth, and scooped up the small hairy child. and it had six fingers on each hand, and a thumb on each foot.. he began the ceremony. and a shadow lurked at the back of the church, amongst the congregation. it strode forth, and it was cloaked, and had cloven hooves and a tail. ‘am i not this childs godfather?’ it spoke ‘i am his fathers next of kin’ ‘get out satan!’ spake the priest. ‘you are the father of lies, and death. you belong not here!’ and the cloaked figure retreated to a seat at the very back of the church. and the nuns and wives were tending the noblewomans bleeding, for she was gravely ill from childbirth. ‘and what shall the boy be named?’ spake the bishop the child was breathing, but barely. the devil put forth a hand and opened its mouth to speak; ‘merdhyn!’ she cried from the doorstep. and thunder roared as purple lightning flashed across the black sky. and so we name the child ‘merlin’ (to save the french embarassment).
‘and so i baptise thee merlin, in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. and he plunged the child three times in the water of the crystal basin, three times in the water, the holy water from the fount; and blessed him. the child at once seemed to regain life, he cried just like any other baby, then laughed, then became silent, looking curiously at the scene before him
‘but who shall be his godfather?’ spake the shadow from the back. ‘the man who baptised me today shall be my godfather’ spake the infant merlin from the font, ‘for he is an holy man, and he shall instruct me in the path of righteousness, in worship of our Lord.’ and the child then recited perfectly the first chapter of the gospel of saint john, being less than an hour old. and the devil fled the place, trembling, out the western door. and they took the child out and wrapped him in white lace.
and they brought his mother also, and layed her in the fountain. incense was lit in prayer. satan was shook. her bleeding stopped immediately as she entered the waters. and there was great rejoicing.
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and she visited her family and told them her story, and bade them farewell; for she had decided to take religious vows, in gratitude for her life. and she cut her hair, and lay down before the altar, and was ordained as a nun. and later became an hermit, and lived in the moors of the north country for three hundred years.
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the young merlin was atfirst taken in by the local abbey, but he frightened all those who were entrusted in his care. for he was wise beyond his years. he was fluent in latin, greek, hebrew, and egyptian by the time he was 6 years old. his memory was fortuitous. his teachers often found themselves being corrected by him; and he would even quote rare books despite having never read them, and know intimate things about peoples pasts. he had a strangely intimate knowledge of things past, and also yet of things to come.  he also suffered from severe epilepsy, which plagued him all his life. 
he was moved between a number of abbeys and monasteries. everywhere he went there seemed to be strife. gossip and scandal about the half-devil monk everywhere he went. the bishop worried deeply about him.
he had a habit of speaking in strange riddles, and would sometimes speak in languages no one knew. some said he was possessed. often, others would come and ask him to prove his prophecies. and they would ask him when and how he would die, or when and how they would die. and he always spoke frankly and honestly, and it always came to pass. one day, a crowd came unto him while he was tending the gardens, angry, and saying that he was a false prophet. ‘i asked thee, if thou art truly a prophet, how shall ye yourself die. and you said `i shall fall to my death from a cliff`’ spake one man another said: ‘and i asked thee the same, and ye said ‘surely, i shall be hung as a traitor, on a crooked tree’ then spake the third: ‘and you told me that you would drown, and that thy body would never again be seen’ merlin paused. ‘all these things are true, though they may seem strange to you. all of them shall come to pass. its not my will, but alas. we shall all have to wait and see, but now i have a word for thee’ the three men shuddered in their boots, some of the crowd fled. + ----------------------------+
any thing the boy prophesied would come to pass, and so one day he was chastised for this by the bishop. ‘why do you say these things? to scare people?’ quoth the bishop ‘never’ quoth merlin ‘i only ever say the things i know. and if i know something i must tell it’ ’why is that, my child?’ ’for truth, for truth is virtuous and a godly thing.’ ‘you... you dont have any secrets at all, then, lad?’ spake the bishops servant. the young merlin erupted into laughter: ‘ahahaha! i might have secrets, but you! you dont have any secrets. i know everything about you’ and he spoke many embarrassing truths about the knave, causing great mirth. atlast quoth merlin: ‘i, i keep many secrets; but i have no secrets of my own.’ and all were silent at the gravity of his words. but he was respectful to his godfather and spiritual elder thereafter, and vowed never to issue a prophecy about a thing which could not be averted, nor to reveal the secrets of others unduly to cause strife.
now, in those days, there were dragons in this land; though most had already been slain. and in dread memory especial is the battle of the red and white dragon, which tore through the land roughly in modernday liverpool. of all the dragons in this land, those two were the fiercest. aye, even the giants cowered before them. and their battle had raged for many centuries previous. and they would destroy forest and settlement alike, and the poison the air with their horrid breath and flatulence; and the sound of their shrieking and roars would cause women to miscarry and the elderly to die suddenly. terrible were those times. but lo, there was a druid of great cunning, in those ancient days who said: ‘behold yonder disused mine, this pit is deep and hath been long exhausted. let us pour much honey, and wine, to tempt the dragons into that cave; and then seal them in with great boulders and earth’ that was many years previous, but it happened that a certain king of the britons named vortigern chose to build a settlement there, on that very mound were the dragons fought still deep underground to this very day. much strife there was upon the builders, for the land would shift underneath them as they laid the stones; and no wall would remain straight or sound. after they had finished building up the walls - the very next day they would be found toppled and in ruins, sometimes pieces of masonry found several miles away from where they were lain the night previous. another druid, of less wisdom than the first, was appointed to find a solution. ‘we must sacrifice a male child, who hath neither mother nor father, and smear his blood upon the foundation. this shall surely appease the malevolent forces’ and as the young merlins mother lived far away, and he had never known her; and his father was a devil from the very pits of hell; ofcourse he was chosen as he sacrifice. but he argued with the druids, and with the king himself. and fought his case, and made there a prophecy. he reminded them both of the two dragons, which had been forgotten at that time. and he said that the red dragon represented the brittonic people, whereas the white dragon represented the germanic peoples, such as the saxons, which had begun settling in some areas after the withdrawal of rome. the irish too, at this time, had begun invading. pictland was already on the decline. merlin spake: ‘the red and white dragon shall remain locked in battle with eachother for perhaps 800 years more. the white dragon now hath overcome the red, a------------------ and so merlin was spared, and a chapel was built atop the site instead.
and merlin became the wisest scholar in all the land by the time he was 20, not only by his vast prescience, but also his intimate knowledge of the scriptures, and the legends of old; and his command over languages; though he was slandered and called ‘wizard’ and ‘sorceror’, he reminded them that it was the magi who first declared christ to be king.---
having eventually read every book that could be found in the land, and grown tired of the gossip of his fellow monks; worrying that his presence was not uplifting them spiritually; he received a dispensation from his abbot and the bishop to become an hermit.
then he wandered into the forest, into that vast wilderness, and shed his clothes and became a woodwode for 3 years, clothed only by his long curtain of white hair, and his glorious beard. living on worms, acorns, and roots. receiving the eucharist only once a year at easter. there he wandered for three long years, until one day, very thirsty, he came upon a pure azure lake, crystal clear. he sensed he had stumbled into a strange dominion, and was therefore cautious. he stooped over the lake to drink, and saw not his own reflection, but a maiden, fair and regal. he leaned closer to inspect her beauty, and he smiled in the water, blushing. merlin bent over to drink, and kissed the strange reflection in the water. and the water was pure and sweet. then rising up he saw her, the fair white lady of the lake, clothed in elven silk, stood proud in the midst of the waters; and she courtseyed and greeted him.
and merlin vanished for 6 further years, because he dwelt under the water in that secret lake, with his elven mistress, who was called nimwe. and he took her as his second wife, and they married not in christian ceremony. and they delighted in eachother, and she taught him many things, though he was very wise. and he taught her, also. and all those pilgrims who would visit him in the woods before believed him to be dead, and many even mourned for him. but after those six years, he felt compelled to return. he emerged from the lake, but promised to return one day to his beloved. she gave him a fine purple robe and cloak of fur, and a sacred pearl of great power. and so merlin returned to human civilisation. 
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thatsbelievable · 3 years
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pinkiepiebones · 2 years
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I very much need to do graduate studies but I also need to articulate some thoughts.
This “ghouls are manufactured via a gruesome ritual,” personal-headcanon-divergent-headcanon I’ve been writing will be called the Halloween ‘verse for the sake of organisation. Beneath the cut is a comparison of my main headcanon ghouls versus the Halloween ‘verse ghouls.
Main Headcanon: Ghouls emerge from primordial ooze in Hell. They are fully formed- that is, they do not go through growth cycles. There are no newborns, no “kits“ as popular fanon likes. They have no genders. Ghouls simply come in to being when they are needed. They climd down a portal in Hell which leads them up to a portal in the basement of the church.
Being nameless, they are the lowest of the low in the heirarchy of demons. Their default forms are mostly the same- they all have a very dark, almost black skin that, upon close inspection, is pebbly, or perhaps shark-like. They all have cloven hooves but their legs bend like a humans. Their fingers end in curved black talons not unlike a bird of prey’s. Their hair is not hair, but actually akin to very thin feathers. Their faces are featureless grey “plates.” Their wings are mostly bat-like but do not conform to any sense of anatomy, as ghouls do not posess bones, muscles, organs, etc. Their horn and ear shape vary. Their tails are long and thin and fairly prehensile and the tips denote elemental affiliation. Each ghoul has some degree of control over their element. Earth ghouls all have an ability to influence the growth of plants, some can bid seeds to sprout just by holding them. Water ghouls can move water, walk and seim in it gracefully, even conjure it. Fire ghouls are immune to being immolated, some radiate heat, and and some can conjure small flames. Air ghouls are skilled at floating and hovering and can bid anything from a pin to a group of humans to float and fly as well. Aether ghouls have a deep sense of planetary alignment and are atuned to the mystic and metaphysical, some even help clergy choose tarot decks or crystals for spells.
All ghouls speak telepathically. Their speech causes most humans to feel great discomfort so they seldom speak to humans. Ghouls do not eat as they do not possess mouths, teeth, etc. All ghouls can use glamour to disappear their wings, tails, claws, horns, and ears. They can also shapeshift their surfaces to mimick human skin or the look of clothing. It takes effort and tome to learn to shapeshift more elaborate things, like mouths. Only the band ghouls and Special work on more elaborate shapeshifting.
Special Ghoul emerged from Hell like his siblings, but was simply built different. Satan himself may have had a hand in altering Special. No one’s sure. His telepathy doesn’t upset humans the way his siblings’s does, he chose to refer to himself as a male, and his shapeshifting ability appears to be greater than that of other ghouls. Special is the only ghoul to have taken an active interest in human cultures and the only ghoul to have fallen in love with a human- Copia.
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Halloween ‘verse: A ghoul is a reanimated human corpse. A human, the “vessel,” is bound at the wrists and a black hood is placed over the head to obscure the face. If the vessel is a volunteer, they are allowed to remain conscious. If the vessel is a kidnap victim, they are usually beaten into unconsciousness or heavily drugged.
Once the vessel has entered the ritual circle (it used to be drawn on the floor, but frequent use has necessitated the need to hammer silver metal into the stone to create a permanent spell area), the face must not be seen again until the vessel has been murdered.
The vessel is usually drowned in a deep bowl of ice water, though some have been smothered to death with dirt or simply choked with rope or hands. It is paramount that, however the vessel is killed, no blood is shed in the process. The death must be bloodless for a succesful ritual.
Once the vessel is dead, the throat is cut for confirmation. After the throat is cut the hood is removed and the facial skin and muscles are carved off of the corpse. For a wholly successful ritual, the face must be peeled as one whole piece, not in strips or bits.
After the face is removed, a mask is applied. The mask is made of clay from the church grounds mixed with ashes from funeral pyres. The mask and the corpse’s flesh fuse and the corpse is commanded to rise. If successful, fire will light the eye sockets of the mask, signifying the union of the dead body and a demon. The corpse rises and is a newborn ghoul.
Finally, the ghoul must eat the face that was removed in order to create it. This stmbolises the complete death of the vessel and the destruction of that past existence. The ghoul can now be commanded.
Over the next several weeks the ghoul’s body will change to accomodate the demon residing inside it. The mask may alter, become more or less shiny, or growing horns, or gaining or losing features. Skin may rot or shed or drip off. The ghoul may seek to dig a hole and bury itself for a time. It might build a nest and climb in and light the nest and itself on fire. It might weigh itself down and sink to the bottom of the church lake. it might climb onto the tallest point of the church roof and spend days on its back up there, letting vultures tear at it and letting lightning strike it. It may steal elixirs and medicines and chemicals and crush gemstones and ingest mixtures of these things. These behaviours denote the ghouls elemental affiliation (Earth, Fire, Water, Air, and Aether, respectively). After anywhere from a few days to several weeks the ghoul will return, properly alligned to an element and fully ready to serve.
The ghoul can move and behave and speak as a human, but it has no memories of what it was before it was made to rise. The personality and voice and interests of a ghoul, therefore, are not the same as the vessel’s. Ghouls can talk, eat, drink, bathe, smoke, fuck, and so on… but they can never remove their masks. The mask is fused by Satanic magic to the corpse. It is possible to remove a mask, but it takes great effort and is to be done only in the most dire of circumstances as it destroys the ghoul. If a ghoul’s mask is removed the demon is dead and the corpse immediately decomposes to the appropriate stage- for example, if the mask of a ghoul of three years was chiseled off, the corpse of the vessel would deteriorate to the three-years-dead point.
Special Ghoul was the result of a botched ritual.
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marasamoon · 3 years
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Buffy Sainte-Marie’s rendition of “House Carpenter”!! It’s the only recorded version I’ve heard thus far really leaning into the satanic undertones of the song. The woman begins weeping when she spots her lover has cloven hooves and she says she’s crying for her soul (instead of for her children). And then how it ends!! He’s the one who sinks them and how he says, “well met, well met; I’ve just returned to the sea” all victorious. You can hear his smile. Ugh, it’s great
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Behind the Curtain
I've pointed out before how characters will sometimes have the moon as a "halo".
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At first I thought it was just a neat little nod to the turtles being named after Renaissance artists, but there’s some actual Biblical symbolism here that could give us hints as to what the show has in store for us...
Normally halos are associated with the sun: they’re yellow-tinted and symbolize goodness, creation, power, etc.
Obviously the turtles have few opportunities for sun halos because they’re mostly out at night. The moon makes more sense for them because it is associated with secrecy. While they can sometimes pass as cosplayers above ground, that’s still contingent on humans not knowing what they really are.
There is, however, one prominent character who does have a “sun halo”.
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Draxum, of course. This fits in with the sun's theme of knowledge, or "illumination"; his plan to mutate humanity means yokaikind wouldn’t have to keep themselves hidden anymore.
Draxum sure is an interesting guy! He's got horns, cloven hooves, bat-themed minions, and a huge ego. He's handsome, charismatic, and has a nice singing voice. He's hellbent on fighting a war to bring about humanity's downfall.
In other words, he’s basically Satan.
And as such, it’s Draxum’s pride that’s causing a whole slew of problems for our heroes. He thinks he has the right to change the world as he likes, even if that means throwing it into chaos by starting a war and forcibly mutating its inhabitants.
But what does it mean? What’s the point to all this symbolism?
The Devil is described as a dragon in Revelations 12. Given that the Dark Armor has some draconic aspects to it, it follows that Draxum will be its host. We’ll just have to see whether or not that sticks.
Draxum has tried to get the turtles on his side before by offering them “the chance to unlock their true potential”. It makes sense that Draxum would think this would be enough to sway them. He made them to be great fighters, why wouldn’t they jump at the chance to be even better fighters? But the turtles are of course more interested in Being Kids. Is it really “temptation” if Draxum doesn't actually have something they want?
So what will he do to tempt them? What does he have to offer? What could they want so badly that it puts them at risk of compromising their morals?
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They want their friend April returned to them safe and sound, of course! And Draxum will surely want the last piece of the Dark Armor in exchange...
Since we're riding on this Biblical metaphor, we have to ask: if Satan's true beef is with God rather than humans, and Draxum is "Satan", who is this setting's "God"?
Mayhem gives us a clue here. As far as we know, he's just a magical animal. So why did Draxum's goons call him an "agent", and how did he get access to the vial of mutagen? There must be some other force out there working to stop Draxum.
Some force more powerful than Draxum, though with more subtle methods. Older. Wiser. “From the heavens”. The true source of the mutagen that makes TMNT’s premise possible. A force for good that is, due to the setting, limited in its expression.
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The Utrom.
I don’t think Draxum is an Utrom, but he might be connected to them in some way. Perhaps he was their ally and resented humans for harming them? But since the Utrom are generally peaceful and would not have retaliated, Draxum could have considered them “weak” and abandoned them to fight the humans on his own.
Or perhaps he was created by a specific “Utrom” to be a fighter, and Draxum is continuing the cycle of abuse by doing the same to others.
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Some texts such as Paradise Lost do give the Devil a sympathetic angle, so it’s possible Draxum will have some kind of "cool motive, still murder" backstory like this. Or he could just be a terrible horrible garbage man, who knows.
I don’t think we’ve met anyone (yet) who could be an Utrom in disguise, but 2k3 and 2k12 surprised us with some reveals in that vein. I like the idea of a “human” getting bitten by an oozesquito, the turtles and the audience waiting with bated breath...
And then nothing happens. The person doesn’t mutate. What the heck? How is that possible? Because they’re an alien in a robot suit, that’s how!
Of course, that’s more of a second or third season finale reveal. We won’t get there for quite some time. But if I were to guess, I’d say the owner of the Montes Auction House might know a little more than they let on.
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Lucifer has lived in this world for billion of years. He has repeated the same time loop over and over again. Each ending with a despicable apocalypse of his own accidental creation. He didn’t know he was setting into motion something so hideous and yet... Yet he managed to anyways. Not until he awoke to realize that he, himself, was Satan. He recalled living so long ago, in a world that was much crueler than the one that existed now. Dinosaurs, demons, beasts of unimaginable horror which existed during the Mesozoic era. That was his memory. That was his recollection. A world so far back, so long gone. And then... In a blink of an eye... it’d be back to the start. He never understood why his father, God, never killed him. He never understood why when he was struck ‘dead’ by that meteor in the arms of his beloved a good sixty six million years ago, at least, why they didn’t let his soul just wither away and become an ordinary human with no special abilities. Wasn’t death enough of a punishment?
He was free of his torment now... And now he was quietly ruling over Hell. He had dominion over Earth too, but that was more because he has learned to love and care for Earth since his punishment. Since he lost Akira and Amon. He hardly intervened in Earth, or it’s history. He watched as life formed on it’s own, as mankind rose up, as Adam and Eve came to exist, and finally as civilizations began to take shape. He saw wars, plagues, betrayals, and the fall of kingdoms. He saw it all unravel, a watchful angel that sat in the background. Sure he spoke to man, but for the most part he was just a mysterious stranger that nobody knew about. Nobody knew that he was truly the devil that their bibles taught them to fear. Not that they’d believe it anyways. He didn’t have cloven hooves or great big horns... He was an angel, a beautiful one, in fact God created him to be the most beautiful of Heaven. Why was it such a shock, then, that he wasn’t an abomination to behold.
Often times the woodlands were where people could find him, curled up on himself, wings cocooned about him... He often times would bask in a faint warm ray of light, or sleep at the bottom of a lake, regardless he would be a specter to behold. Humans have stumbled across him in such a state, and they ran back home to tell about how they saw an angel in the woods. When they brought their friends back, he’d be long gone. It was always when he was found at the bottom of a lake that people really began to make stories. ‘The lady of the lake’ they’d call him... How foolish. It was one of these days, as he rested the day away as he much preferred the night, that he met, for the first time in along time, a denizen of the woodlands. Fae weren’t necessarily easy to find, and Ryo has encountered them in the past, same with nymphs, but he wasn’t ever looking for them. On occasion he’d see them move past, a sparkle in the corner of his eye, but for the most part the mythical creatures he tend to seek out would remain to be dragons... Nothing else. He had no need to interact with forest spirits. But he wouldn’t be cruel if one decided to approach, something very unlikely.
That’s why, when he awoke from his slumber to see one staring at him, he was surprised. “Who... are you?” He inquired, stretching out his wings as he lay upon the ground. He wondered has this entity ever seen an angel before? Have any other angels other than him shown up on this planet? He wondered...
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BOOK OF THE DARK WITCH ~ The Demonic Pantheon
The true core power of the Workings within Book Of The Dark Witch lies with the Black Goat Satan and the primal Spirits of His Demonic Pantheon, below is put forth what I call The Dark Pantheon Of The Kingdom Of Shadows . . . it differs greatly from some Hierarchies put forth although it is close to the Dukante Hierarchy regarding the Demons Included. The Demons included here are Dark Spirits I have Communed with who to seem void of untoward connections with the Hierarchies of Light and the filthy tendrils of the Religions of the East. Beside the Name of each Demon is noted its Gender or at least recognized Gender . . . . (A) Androgynous (F) Female (M) Male . . . also the Title of the Demonic Being and despite not heeding the plethora of Magickal correspondences of Ceremonial Magicians the resonating Moon Phase is also noted. The influence of the Moon is not regulated by the archetypal correspondences of humankind but is very real and powerful on many levels. Beneath this is give the ares of influence over which the Demon holds power and finally in Bold Text a brief description of the Demon’s manifestation. SATAN ~ THE DEVIL (M) ~ Black Goat Of The Sabbat ~ Dark Wisdom, Power, Black Magick, Knowledge Of The Occult, Desire, Lust, Creation, Mastery, Authority, Seduction, Protection, Influencing Others, Strength, Scyring, Leadership, Death, Creative Power, Intellect. Appears with the body of a man but the horned head, legs and cloven hooves of a Ram, occasionally He will appear as a bipedal black Goat or a black Goat itself. BEELZEBUB (M) ~ Lord Of The Flies ~ Full Bravery, Rulership, Battle Fever, Authority, Military Strategics, Influencing Those In Authority, Protection, Victory In Conflict, Strength, Leadership, Promotion, Command, Warfare, Destruction, Loyalty. Appears as large black Fly or at times as an oily black skinned male Demon with the head of a Fly. SARGATANAS (A) ~ Bearer Of The Shield ~ Waxing Protection From Magickal Attack, Protection From Psychic Attack, Protection From Psychic Attack, Lust, Banishment, Protection, Wisdom, Power, Protection From Injury, Authority. Appears as a Ram headed Demon clad in a crimson robe and carrying a Golden Shield bearing its Sigil. AGALIAREPT (M) ~ Keeper Of The Keys ~ Waxing Scrying, Gateways, Seership, Magickal Doorways, Divination, Psychic Protection, Occult Knowledge, Discovering Arcane Mysteries, Grimoires, Initiation, Guidance, Other Realms, Mirrors, Dark Arts. Appears as tall figure completely shrouded in a long black hooded robe, the only thing visible is skeletal pale skinned hands, he carries a bunch of Keys and a leather book. TAROON (F) ~ Enchantress Of The Night ~ Full Seducing The Lover Of Another, Lust, Enticement, Enchantment, Charms, Seduction, Desire, Sexual Manipulation Of Men, Glamour, Beauty, Enticement, Promiscuity, Adultery, Infidelity, Sexual Possession. Appears as a long black haired woman with pale skin and garbed in a long robe of scarlet hue, large Ram’s horns curl back from her dark locks. UNSERE (F) ~ Womb Of Life ~ Full Fertility, Childbirth, Pregnancy, Safe Pregnancy, Protection Of Children, Healing Children, Fertility Of The Land, Safe Childbirth, Motherhood, Beauty, Love, Sustenance, Vitality, Nature, New Life, Nursing. Appears as a long dark haired pregnant woman with pale skin clad in a long gown of emerald green and with small ivory horns coming from her brow. FLEREOUS (A) ~ Wielder Of The Flame ~ Waning Pyromancy, Fire, Death By Burning, Commanding Fire, Control Of Fire Elementals, Reading The Ashes, Protection From Fire, Controlling Flames, Destruction By Fire, Divination, Passion, Cartomancy, Scrying. Appear as Demonic Spirit forged from golden and amber flames which have a red aura about them, the face can be discerned within the flames, sharp and sinister. ABADDON (M) ~ Lord Of The Pit ~ Dark Misery, Isolation, Desolation, Death, Binding Another’s Magick, Bindings, Curses, Pain, Torment, Hexcraft, Tragedy, Inflicting Wounds, Banishment, Banishing The Dead, Torture, Revenge, Hatred, Despair. Appears as a slim figure clad in a black hooded robe, his face is white and almost featureless accept for the large hollow black eyes. SATANACHIA (A) ~ Guardian Of The Realms ~ Waxing Protection, Seduction, Fertility, Astral Projection, Astral Protection, Safe Journeys, Manipulation, Lust, Power, Safety From Harm, Psychic Protection, Desire, Possession. Appears as if forged from grey stone, its head holds four faces enabling to see on all sides, it wears a long scarlet fur lined cloak. SONNEILLON (F) ~ Weaver Of The Black Loom ~ Waning Dividing Lovers, Discord, Arguments, Hatred, Division, Endings, Feuds, Disagreements, Divorce, Breaking Deals, Betrayal, Ending Friendships, Disloyalty, Infidelity, Brutality, Dishonour, Shame. Appears as a white skinned female with curling white horns and Bat like wings, even her waist length hair is white, but her eyes are piercing blood red. ASMODEUS (M) ~ Lord Of Passions ~ Full Protection, Lust, Desire, Seduction Of Women, Seduction, Passion, Wrath, Battle Rage, Possession, The Ouija, Protection Of Others From Magickal Attack, Seduction Of Other’s Wives, Spirit Communication, Automatic Writing. Appears as a red skinned horned male Demon naked bur for the blue loin cloth like garment he wears, has the cloven hooves of a Goat. SVENGALI (M) ~ The Ruthless Lord ~ Waning Treachery, Revenge, Karma, Death, Justice, Deals, Trading, Influence Over Legal Matters, Retribution, Vengeance, Hatred, Destruction, Grudges, Conflict, Commerce, Trade Deals. Appears as a Large figure completely black, cloaked and with horns, he gives the appearance of a shadow with no distinguishable features but for the glowing red eyes. MEPHISTO (M) ~ Demon Of The Earth ~ Waning Pacts, Trade, Deals, Contracts, Wit, Bargaining, Manipulation, Desire, Etiquette, Liberation, Revenge, Influence, Popularity, Fame, Oaths, Declarations, Elegance, Fame. Appears as a distinguished gentleman sporting sleek black hair and a goatee beard, dressed in scarlet or black Tudor style clothing, his eyes are penetrating and black. FRIMOST (M) ~ The Wanton ~ Waning Seducing Younger Women, Wanton Behaviour, Promiscuity, Inciting Another Into Adultery, Seducing Another’s Wife, Lust, Fornication, Desire, Infidelity, Exhibitionism, Voyeurism, Perversion. Appears as a naked male with an erect phallus, his facial features give the impression of being almost serpentine in look, his skin is pale with deep violet hued pronounce veins. MORAIL (A) ~ The Hidden One ~ Dark Invisibility, Remaining Hidden, Secrets, Concealment, Remaining Unseen, Ability To Move Unnoticed, Deception, Illusion, Deceit, Facade, Sigil Magick, Slight Of Hand, Fraud. Appears as a constantly morphing figure of translucent skin which shows through the vista behind it, sometimes it garbs itself in a robe of purple, its eyes are white. KHIL (A) ~ The Shadow ~ Dark Earthquakes, Tremors, Astral Tremors, Tsunamis, Natural Disasters, Death Through Natural Disasters, Storms, Astral Disruption, Imbalance Of Other Realms, Mental Disturbance. Appears as a old long white haired bony man clad in grey rags and holding a wooden staff but may transform into a large shadow like creature in an instant. DELEPITORAE (F) ~ Our Lady Of Sorcery ~ Waxing Seduction, Lust, Desire, Seducing Younger Men, Love, Passion, Enchantment, Glamour, Enticement, Temptation, Adultery, Sexuality, Fornication, Seduction Of Another’s Husband, Harlotry, Sacred Prostitution. Appears as a long red haired woman of great beauty, here eyes Cat green, her pale skinned naked form barely hidden by the gossamer violet gown that covers her form. BELPHEGORE (A) ~ The Seed Bringer ~ Waxing Love, Invention, Marriage, Creation, Crafts, Arts, Creation, Inspiration, Creativity, Craftsmanship, Binding Lovers, Ideas, Artistry, Evolution, Renewal, Evolution. Appears as a horned bearded Demon of pale red skin with a long forked tail, its eyes are yellow and it looks always to be in deep concentration, it wears only a loin cloth of brown fur. LUCIFUGE (M) ~ The Paymaster ~ Full Prosperity, Money, Wealth, Inheritance, Profit, Promotion At Work, Financial Security, Authority, Attracting Opportunity, Obtaining Lucrative Employment, Business Deals, Social Standing, Respect. Appears with the top half of a man and the bottom half of a brown Goat with cloven hooves, three ivory like horns protrude from the tome of its head and it carries a side pouch full of gold. CLAUNECK (F) ~ The Wealth Weaver ~ Waxing Finances, Inheritance, Heirlooms, Legacies, Riches, Financial Success, Obtaining Required Funding, Business, Success, Savings, Investments, Financial Speculation, Commerce. Appears as an old woman in worn brown rags leaning on a crooked wooden staff, a large bag is upon her back filled with gold and jewels. BEHEMOTH (A) ~ The Beast Of Sin ~ Waning Avarice, Sloth, Gluttony, Jealousy, Apathy, Laziness, Luxury, Inciting Avarice In Others, Lewdness, Blasphemy, Debauchery, Greed, Envy, Selfish Behaviour, Wanton Lust. Appears as a large grey skinned bipedal creature sometimes resembling an Elelephant but at others a Hippopotamus, its eyes are yellow and black and it sweats profusely. MUSISIN (A) ~ The Enchanter ~ Waxing Influencing People In Positions Of Power, Compelling Another Against Their Will, Influencing Important Decisions, Command, Hypnotism, Manipulation, Control Of Those In Authority. Appears as a tall commanding figure robed in robes of royal blue, two striking Ram like horns rise from it bald heard, its skin is white, its eyes black and penetrating. VETIS (A) ~ The Dark Shade ~ Waning Temptation, Sin, Lust, Desire,  Corruption Of The Pious, Seduction Of The Chaste, Destruction Of The Holy, Desecration, Blasphemy, Ruination Of The Pious, Disgrace, Fall From Grace, Public Shame. Appears as red skinned devilish creature with short horns, it as both male and female genitalia and golden eyes, it is naked and chews and spits out the Holy Wafers of Christ. LUITHIAN (A) ~ The Scroll Bearer ~ Waxing Success In Exams, Study, Excelling In Study, Scholarship, Literature, Prose, Writing, Teaching, Learning, Improvement Of Learning Skills, Concentration, Studious Skills, Attention, Detail, Understanding. Appears as a man robed in gowns of fine deep blue, long silver white hair falls down from its balding head, it carries scrolls under one arm and a large book under the other, the stern face is highlighted by crystal blue eyes. EURYNOME (M) ~ The Lord Of Tears ~ Dark Pain, Self-Harm, Loss, Depression, Inciting Self-Harm, Misery, Inciting Suicide, Torment, Despair, Sadness, Melancholy, Loss Of Hope, Apathy, Self-Hatred, Futility, Failure, Obstacles, Self-Loathing. Appears as red skinned horned, bearded Imp like creature, upon its back to stumps suggest wings have been torn from its body which is covered in cuts and scars, sometimes it wears a fur cape upon its back, its yellow eyes hold a look of terror. HUICTIIGARA (F) ~ Queen Of Dreams ~ Waxing Dreams, Peaceful Slumber, Nightmares, Inciting Nightmares, Prophetic Dreams, Lucid Dreaming, Inciting Nightmares, Attainment Unbroken Sleep, Astral Travel, Exploring Other Realms, Bringing Slumber To Another. Appears as a pale skinned woman with long auburn hair, she wears a long robe of purle gossamer but no body can be seen beneath it, her eyes are as black as night. VERRIER (F) ~ The Healer ~ Full Healing, Health, Medicine, Healing The Self, Healing Others, Vanquishing Disease, Banishing Malady, Nursing, Care, Medicines, Reiki, Natural Treatments, Meditation, Yoga, Visualization. Appears as a pale skinned woman wearing a green robe and crimson cloak, her black hair is tied up atop her head and her eyes are deep green, she carries a wooden stoppered bottle. RASHOON (F) ~ The Harlot ~ Waning Seducing Another’s Husband, Seducing Another’s Lover, Adultery, Prostitution, Harlotry, Enchantment, Lust, Desire, Female Sexuality, Glamour, Enticement, Sexual Possession, Obsessive Behaviour, Lustful Behaviour. Appears as a beautiful mature woman with long blond hair and azure blue eyes clad in a long cloak of burgundy under which she is naked, two small horns protrude from her brow and she has the cloven hooves of a Goat. TEZRIAN (F) ~ The Death Bringer ~ Dark Causing Warfare, Conflict, Mass Death, Genocide, Entrapment Of The Souls Who Died In Battle, Military Conflict, Death, Acts Of Hostility, Punishing Those Who Die In Battle, The Battlefield. Appears as an elderly woman with long white hair and a stern but wise face, clothed completely in black robes and a feathered cloak, she carries a long dark staff which is decorated with bones, feathers, skin and nails. MINOSON (A) ~ The Trickster ~ Waxing Gambling, Good Fortune, Sin, Addiction, Financial Gain, Chance, Fate, Fortune, Risk, Danger, Luck, Fortuitous Events, Fortuity, Balance, Timing, Instinct. Appears as an Imp like figure with Demonic features and two small horns, it is naked from the waist up with russet coloured skin, its bottom half clothed in baggy amber pants. HIEPACTH (A) ~ The Flame Carrier ~ Waxing Finding Those Who Are Missing, Finding Those Who Are Lost, Discovery, Discovering Lost Items, Research, Investigation, Revelation, Searches, Archives, Divination, Remote Viewing. Appears as dark shadowy figure clad in ragged dark grey hooded robes, its face is hidden, the hands appear old and worn, it carries a wooden staff topped with a Hematite looking crytal sphere. BUCON (A) ~ The Unseen Blade ~ Waning Dividing Friends, Discord, Family Feuds, Arguments, Hatred, Disruption, Broken Deals, Termination Of Contracts, Separation, Battles, Fights, Conflict, Punishment, Hardship. Appears as a robed hooded figure, the garments of the deepest red, its head is that of a Ram’s Skull, a scabbard hangs at its side but no dagger is visible. FRUCISSIERE (A) ~ Summoner Of The Dead ~ Dark Necromancy, Mediumship, Seances, Other Realms, The Ouija, Communing With The Dead, Necrophilia, Paranormal Research, Retraining The Dead, Paranormal Investigation, Ghosts, Wraiths. Appears as Demonic figure with marble like skin and piercing black eyes, it wears long black robes and carries a black staff, a garland of various skulls hang around its neck and long black hair falls from the back of its head. BECHARD (A) ~ The Storm Bringer ~ Waning Summoning Storms, Winds, Hail, Thunder, Lightning, Causing Damage Through Storms, Weather Magick, Rains, Floods, Tempests, Hurricanes, Torrents, Influencing Weather Patterns. Appears as a striking and fearsome Demon, worn and wrinkled pale grey skin covering its bony form, the face almost skull like, wild black hair and its ragged brown clothing continuously blow from an unseen wind. SIRCHADE (A) ~ The Beast Of Tongues ~ Full Communicating With Animals, Healing Animals, Protecting Animals, Understanding The Calls Of Animals, Control Of Animals, Preservation, Conservation, Communing With Animals. Appears as a figure forged from foliage, bracken, bark, roots and animal skin, its face seems to be carved from the wood of tree bark, its fingers are like bracken sticks, its legs and feet akin to the roots of a tree. GULAND (A) ~ The Plague Carrier ~ Waning Inflicting Illness, Disease, Malady, Viruses, Injury, Pandemic, Ill Health, Infection, Plague, Causing Fatal Illness, Cancer, Slow Death, Terminal Disease, Tumors, Wounds. Appears as a huge terrifying Demon its grey skin covered by plague and sores, its large domed horned head holds large black eyes which seem to ooze with blood, clawed hands and feet complete the striking visage. MERSILDE (A) ~ The Watcher ~ Waxing Safety When Travelling, Protection When Asleep, Protection On The Astral Realm, Astral Projection, Astral Travel, Access To Other Realms, Journeys, Exploration, Excavation. Appears as a fleeting shadow rarely seen, black appearing cloaked, it never manifests for more than a few seconds. ASHTAROT (F) ~ The Queen Of The Scarlet Womb ~ Full Seduction, Lust, Homunculi, Psychogones, Egregores, Golems, The Creation Of Magickal Entities, Sex Magick, Desire, Possession, Passion, Love, Marriage, Partnerships, Astral Beings. Appears as a female of startlingly black and white pied skin and long black hair, she is beautiful and garbed in a long flowing hooded robe of scarlet hue, within her hands she holds a jar appearing to contain a fetus. VERRINE (F) ~ The Lady Of Renewal ~ Waxing Care, Medical Knowledge, Healing The Aged, Healing Children, Herbalism, Natural Healing, Crystal Healing, Medicine, Rejuvenation, Herb Magick, Natural Remedies, Recovery, Healed Wounds. Appears as a woman of elderly dignity, white hair tied back in a plait, her slender form clad in robes of holly green, here yes are pitch black as are her fingernails. BAAL (M) ~ The Bright Flame ~ Full Knowledge, Wisdom, Intellect, Passion, Invention, Intelligence, Will Power, Fortitude, Lust, Love, Passion, Philosophy, Leadership, Kingship, Mastery, Learning, Position, Power. Appears as a regal man wearing a golden crown and long gold robe, his skin is tanned bronze and he has long black hair, he carries a staff of bronze and it is topped with an ever burning flame. FRUTIMIERE (A) ~ Master Of Ceremonies ~ Full Celebrations, Happiness, Success, Sustained Success, Rituals, Ceremonies, Festivals, Entertainment, Joy, Beauty, Harvests, Sabbat Festivals, Occasions, Beauty. Appears as a red skinned Demon clad in green Tudor styled clothing and carrying a gold staff, its head is bald with two small horns. AMMON (M) ~ The Lord Of Life ~ Full Fortitude, Longevity, Strength, Renewed Health, Longevity Of Life, Sustaining Life, Banishment Of Ailments, Vitality, Physical Strength, Bravery, Healing Of Malady, Recovery Of Strength, Excess. Appears as a large muscular male naked but for a brown fur loin cloth, he has a the head of a horned Ram, the horns appearing to be solid gold. SEGAL (A) ~ Traveler Of The Realms ~ Dark Illusions, Apparitions, Hauntings, Psychosis, Schizophrenia, Madness, Hallucinations, Mirages, Paranoia, Nightmares, Paranormal Activity, Terror, Insanity, Mirages, Loss Of Rationality, Mistrust, Fear. Appears as white wraith like figure in flowing pale lilac robes, its long hair a silvery white hue, its nails long and talon like, its black eyes are stark against the pallid skin. SURGAT (A) ~ Holder Of The Keys ~ Waning Entry Into Places Forbidden, Locks, Portals, Gateways, Revelation, Entering Other Realms, Perception, Instinct, Admission, Ability, Seeing Beyond The Veil, Access, Understanding Complex Issues. Appears as a Demon of black skin with white eyes and unruly long brown hair, it is clad in grey coloured rags and wears a chain bilt upon which are many keys but all of them are the same. Written upon the Twentieth day Of August 2018
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Lucifer and Thomas - The Neighbour
I finished chapter 3 last night at 1.30am and wanted to keep writing, but had work. I’ve now just finished chapter 4. 
https://www.wattpad.com/729388720-lucifer-and-thomas-the-neighbour
This time we are delving into the background of Lucifer and we end up meeting some new characters. 
Enjoy!
Lucifer and Thomas Master List
Wattpad: https://www.wattpad.com/myworks/186855778-lucifer-and-thomas
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
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“OK, OK, OK.” Lucifer held up his hands, standing in the playground in child form and quickly formed a T with his hands, “Time. Time. I’m done. I’m spent.” He collapsed onto his back, wheezing.
Thomas stood over him and tilted his head, “You’re really unfit.”
“Kid, please. I’m an old man.” Lucifer threw his hand over his eyes as he attempted to catch his breath. The damn kid was a freaking machine. He just could go, go, go. What was he? Did kids normally have this much energy?
“You’re not old. You’re the same age as me.” Thomas laid down on the ground beside him, staring up at the clouds. “Aren’t you?”
“Physically yes, mentally no.”
“I dunno what that means.”
Lucifer opened his mouth to reply then sighed, “Don’t worry about it.” He took a few more deep breaths then sat up, his eyes narrowed as he noticed that while they had been playing, a few of the doorsteps on the street now had the five-pointed insignia. “Your mother is probably wondering where you are. We should head back.” He stood up, brushing off the dirt from his black cargo shorts. He held his hand out to Thomas, offering to pull the boy up.
Thomas stared at his hand for a moment, not moving.
“Coming?” Lucifer asked, raising an eyebrow.
Thomas reached out and grasped his hand tightly, then smiled as Lucifer pulled him to his feet. He walked slowly behind Lucifer, a small grin on his face. Lucifer glanced back at the boy, as memories of being offered a hand then being dropped or slapped filtered across his mind. He frowned at the memories, feeling a surge of anger going through him. Part of him wished that Thomas had asked him for revenge. It would have been so, so sweet.
They reached Thomas’ house and the brown-haired boy walked inside. “Are you gonna stay and play?” He asked, tilting his head.
“Nah. I gotta sort out some things. Say Thanks to your mother for me. She’s a good lady.”
Thomas paused, about to close the door, “You’ll come back, right?”
“Of course.” Lucifer reached forward and rubbed the boys head, messing up his hair. “I’ll see you tomorrow.”
“OK!” Thomas smiled brightly, his eyes sparkling. “It’s a promise!”
With that Lucifer gave a quick wave and walked down the street, turning the corner. He looked back at the house and raised two fingers, pointing at the boy’s house, muttering an incantation under his breath. A golden glow enclosed the house, forming a protective layer over it, an anti-demon shield. Satisfied, Lucifer glanced around the street then stomped his foot twice, before disappearing in a wisp of smoke.  
“So that’s the story. I need you to become human for me.” Lucifer was sprawled out on a red chair topped with skulls and bones in his half man-half goat form. His legs were crossed and he swung one of his cloven hooves back and forth as he chewed on a bone absent mindedly. He was back in Hell and talking with one of his Generals, having just explained the reason for his absence and his new found plan.  
“You gotta be fucking with me.” A man with long black hair shook his head, staring at Lucifer’s golden eyes with his own icy blue. From his back flexed six long black wings.
“Come ooooon.” Lucifer rolled his head backwards, staring at the man upside-down. “It’ll be fun.”
“Lucifer. I know you.” The man sighed, placing his face in his hand. “You’re idea of ‘fun’ was to storm the Second Sphere of Heaven because the Dominion’s light orbs looked ‘cool’ and you wanted one.”
“Yeeeah? And? Wasn’t that fun?” Lucifer grinned.
“Having arrows and spears hailing down on me from Heaven is not my idea of ‘fun’.” The man frowned in response, his icy blue eyes glowering.
“Leeevviiiii.”
“No.”
“Come ooonnnn.”
“No. Absolutely not.”
“Argh! Aren’t you bored day in, day out here, Leviathan?” Lucifer sat upright, resting his arm on the chair, tapping it impatiently.
“Not really, no.” Leviathan replied, rolling his eyes.
“Hmph.” Lucifer frowned then threw the mini Pandora’s box at Leviathan. He caught it immediately. “What about this?”
Leviathan rolled the box over in his hands, his eyes narrowed as he stared at the box, running his fingers over the human engravings. “Where did you get this?” It was definitely a Pandora’s Box. Not the original of course, that was sealed in the first lake on the Ninth Circle of Hell, but it was definitely a version of one.
“That kid had it under his tree.” Lucifer rested his chin on his palm, eying Leviathan. “Whoever put it there intended for him to open it. It definitely wasn’t there the night before.”
“How do you know that?”
Lucifer waved off the question, pushing the thoughts of him digging through the presents in glee on Christmas Eve to the back of his mind, “Intuition.”
“Uh huh.” Leviathan raised an eyebrow, not believing him.
“Regardless, some shit is going down up there, and I need you, my right hand man beside me incase the shit really hits the fan.” Lucifer stood up, clapping Leviathan on the shoulder.
“I don’t get why I have to pretend to be a human though.”
“It’s alllll undercover. C’mon. Kick back, chillax! Have some fun!” Lucifer grinned and slapped his back before he walked out of the room, leaving Leviathan there shaking his head in disbelief.
“You and your fucking ‘fun’.” Leviathan muttered under his breath, knowing that he was being dragged into a horrible plan.
“Why is it… Urgh. So… Bright.” Leviathan half glared and half squinted as he looked around. The pair stood in a park, both in human form.
“Well, we don’t exactly have a Sun in Hell, now do we?” Lucifer was back in his child form, and Leviathan’s jaw dropped.
“What. The. Fuck.” A huge grin split across his face, “This is amazing!” He broke into laughter, having only just noticed Lucifer’s tiny form.
“Shut it.” Lucifer’s child-like voice growled.
“Are you fucking serious?” Leviathan stood there, merriment clear on his face; he too was in human form but as an adult male in his late 20s; his hair was tied back in a low ponytail, his wings now gone. He wore a long black jacket with black jeans, and a white button down shirt with the sleeves rolled up. “This is fucking great.” He stared down beside him at the 4-and-a-half foot mini Satan. Leviathan grabbed his belly, howling in laughter.
“I swear to Father, if you don’t shut it, I will set fire to you in your sleep.”
“Holy shit, hahahahaha.” Leviathan continued to laugh, tears streaming down his face, “You are so fucking cute and tin- OOF!”
Lucifer had stood in front of Leviathan and punched him in the balls.
“Oh, fuck me.” Tears were in Leviathan’s eyes as he curled over, “I forgot how weak mortals were.” He collapsed on the ground, cradling his groin.
“I’m leaving.” Lucifer snapped and stalked off, walking down the street towards a vacant block.
“Sire! I’m sorry!” Leviathan chased after him, half limping, still clutching at his groin.
Lucifer ignored him and stood in front of the block of land, placing his hands out in front of him, closing his eyes. Within moments a surge of blue and white flames tore through the land and from it emerged a simple single storey home. The walls were painted black and the gutter and beams, a vibrant red.
A low whistle was heard behind him. Lucifer opened his eyes and looked over at Leviathan who was surveying the house. “You know, I sometimes forget that you’re not just capable of destruction, but you used to be an Angel of Creation too.”
Lucifer pursed his lips at that comment, ignoring him as he walked inside the house. The inside was unassuming, looking like any normal dwelling. In the centre of the room was a round table and Lucifer walked up to it, climbing onto the chair. Leviathan bit his lip, trying not to smile.
“Alright, so let’s go over plan again.” He narrowed his eyes and waved his hand over the table and a transparent map appeared, dotted with blue glowing lights. “The kid’s house is here, and we are two blocks away over here.” He pointed and two gold squares lit up, “These blue lights are the Demon Summoning Circles I mentioned to you this morning. When I first arrived, I only saw the odd one here and there, but now they are starting to appear everywhere. But,” he waved his hand again, zooming in on the street that Thomas lived on, “for some reason, there seems to be a concentration of Demonic power in this street. Our aim is to lay low, blend in with the humans and see if we can catch the being behind all this.”
Leviathan shook his head, “You left Hell, last night at what? About 11pm Earth Time…? It’s only 6pm now and all this?” He waved his hand over the map at the blue lights, “This doesn’t happen overnight. This looks like it was planned. It takes a mid-ranking demon, something like 2 or 3 weeks to create a Summon Circle. You have at least 20 within a block’s radius of us. That would require an insane amount of Essence to create that many Summons. And yet, not have a single General detect it? Surely even the Angels from the First Sphere would have noticed.” Leviathan plonked himself down in the chair, running his fingers through his hair in thought.
“Heaven hasn’t interfered at all.” Lucifer mused, tapping on the table, “Which means one of two things, either our Almighty Father doesn’t give a shit about Earth anymore, or there is someone higher ranked enough that can conceal their tracks.”
“You don’t think… An Archdemon?” Lucifer shrugged his shoulders in response, not disregarding the idea, “Fuck no. Those sorry bastards are bound by contract by to each of the Nine Circles of Hell. Break the Contract, and their existence goes,” he snapped his fingers, “just like that.”
“Regardless what the reason is, I need to catch this being. Hell is my Kingdom, and demons come under my domain. Last thing I need is Daddykins coming down for a visit.” Lucifer shivered, “Urgh, that man gets under my skin.”
Leviathan nodded in agreement, their Father rarely intervened now days, but when he did, not even Lucifer and his Generals could stand up to the big man himself. “Are we gonna exterminate the Circles?”
Lucifer waved his hand in front of the table again and the map disappeared, “No. I’ve asked Berith to do that for me.” Leviathan raised his eyebrow at Lucifer’s choice.
“You know that Berith isn’t exactly… subtle, right?” Berith was one of the fallen Princes of Cherubim, originally from the First Sphere of Heaven. He was blood thirsty Fallen, with a love of war and battle. He reigned over the Seventh Circle of Hell, Violence.
“That’s what I want.” Lucifer grinned, his golden eyes glowing mischievously, “Berith can draw their attention and we proceed undetected.”
“And what about the kid?”
“Watch him, and see what happens.” Lucifer scratched at his nose, “I’ll follow him around and see if anything tries to go after him, it’ll be likely. Something already tried to slip him a Pandora’s Box, so chances are whoever is behind this will try again.”
“And I’ll play Dad and keep an eye on the neighbourhood.” Leviathan mused.
“And Berith.”
“What! No! Sire, please!”
Lucifer smirked, “You rank higher than him, surely you can pull him into line if he goes overboard.”
“That guy is fucking nuts. You know the last time I went into battle with him, the fucker set my wings on fire?”
Lucifer continued to smirk, “Not my problem.” Leviathan opened his mouth to reply but then there was the ring of a doorbell. “Right on time.” Lucifer hopped off the chair, “Come on, Dad.” He stressed the word, almost teasingly, “Someone is at the door.”
Leviathan muttered in annoyance and got up to answer the door. “Yes, who is it?” He opened the front door and before him stood a brown haired woman, with soft brown eyes.
“Mrs Wood!” Lucifer beamed.
“Hello Luce. Thank you for staying over last night.” Alice smiled back at the small boy.
Leviathan seemed to be at a loss for words, staring at the woman before him. Her soul seemed to glow from within, her brown hair was shoulder length, pretty and straight, and her skin looked soft to the touch.
“You must be Luce’s Father, it’s great to meet you.” Alice held out her hand expectantly.
Lucifer elbowed the day dreaming Leviathan and he snapped out of his daze and took her hand carefully, placing a kiss on the back of her hand, “No, the pleasure is all mine. Levi.” He bowed slightly, introducing himself.
Alice went bright red and quickly pulled her hand away. “Nice to meet you, Levi.” Lucifer snorted in amusement, “Luce left his clothes at mine, so I thought I should bring them over. I hope it isn’t too much trouble.” She handed Leviathan the bundle of clothes.
“No trouble at all! Did you want to come in?” He asked, almost begging.
“I can’t, sorry. I have to get dinner ready. But next time, perhaps?” Alice politely declined and took a step back.
“Yes… Next time.” Leviathan replied, smiling at the woman before him.
“Alright. It was nice meeting you!” She turned and waved. Lucifer waved back and once she reached the end of their driveway, he slammed the door.
“Levi.” Lucifer rolled his eyes, “Are you fucking serious?”
“Didn’t you see her? She’s a pure soul! Beautiful! I thought you only found women like that in Heaven.” He sighed in content.
Lucifer kicked him in the shin, “You’re a creeper, you know that?”
Leviathan didn’t even seem to notice, let alone care. Perhaps spending time on Earth wouldn’t be so bad afterall.
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Satan and Lucifer are closely related. There are a great many bible verses linking the two together. Yet in the Middles Ages the two separated and I’m still doing research as to why or how. Satan became more beast like then man. They gave him pagan features such as cloven hooves and a goats face. Likely to frighten people away from the old Gods (guess whose still bitter about this thousands of years later) and embrace Christ. 
If you’re ever up for a laugh google ‘medieval depictions of Satan’ and some of the shit you get back is hilarious. They made him a comic relief in a lot of ways. I guess because shit was so bad during that time they had to laugh about some of the evil going on. He became more of a trickster and is associated with the jinn as well (which I find kind of strange but it does explain the ‘fiddle of gold’ aspect.) What I have learned is that as far as tempting men to gorge on each and every one of their baser desires (uhhh Hellfire Club anyone?) that was mostly attributed to Satan.
There is a lot of information on both of these beings and also none at all which is very difficult to form into a single creative stream. I have said this before and I will say this again, my interpretation with this character might not be 100% accurate to any one religion at any one time.  He is an amalgamation of my thoughts and ideas on the topic of evil as well as different characters from books and shows I’ve put together. I am and will continue to do research but certain things (like God and Satan coming from the same force, big bang hurled them both apart and now they’re both doing the ‘same thing’ just Satan’s doing it like a Slytherin.)
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generationexorcist · 5 years
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Pacino, Goldblum and Black Phillip: 10 Great Portrayals of the Devil in Horror
Satan, Lucifer, Beelzebub, Mephistopheles, the Devil – whatever you call him, there are few recurring representations of evil as powerful or as fear-inducing as the ruler of hell.
For as long as film has existed the Devil has been a fixture of horror, which means over a hundred years of depictions. Over a century worth of cinematic incarnations means he’s been everything from a fork-tongued, cloven-hooved beast to offspring of powerful anti-matter ruler.
But for all of his countless appearances in horror, these 10 portrayals are sinfully the best.
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creepykingdom · 5 years
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Our Chilling Adventures in the Spellman House
Last week the Dark Lord blessed us with a coveted trip to the Spellman House in Los Angeles, and today I was lucky enough to get to view the first episode of the Chilling Adventures of Sabrina on Netflix. After all of this I can 100% honestly say that I’m ready and willing to sign my name in the Book of the Beast!
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The Spellman house was a one day only, limited ticket activation in downtown Los Angeles. Even though this was a one day only event you could tell a lot of work and thought went into planning and design. Netflix and Teen Vogue teamed up to make this a memorable event that included a makeover, interactive activities, and awesome photo opportunities.
The experience started out in the Teen Vogue makeover room, where we got to choose either the Light or Dark side. Once you decided what side you were picking it determined your makeover path. Off to the nail bar it was. Spiders and black or roses and pink, depending on which side we chose adorned our nails. After that was lips, and again, you either got a bold dark shade or a flirty pink shade. The final touch was choosing our flower crown, which were beautifully made with real, fresh, flowers and smelled divine.
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After that it was off to the black carpet to show off our witchy makeovers by taking a few paparazzi style photos in front of the Sabrina backdrops.
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Once we were done posing and playing we were led upstairs where the real fun started. Stop number one was Baxter High, where we were encouraged to join WICCA (Women’s Intersectional Cultural and Creative Association) and got take a walk down the high school’s hallway, where a little bit of magic was caught on camera.
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Then it was off to the woods to sign the Book of the Beast under the blood moon and take our place at the Dark Lord’s altar.
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Things lightened up a bit after that with a trip to the Spellman mortuary and a seat on the Light Side with the clear message ‘Not Today Satan’.
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Over all the Spellman House was a fun pop up that totally got me in the mood to watch the show. I felt immersed into the world of Sabrina Spellman and was lucky enough to watch the show today. The show is is a supernatural horror drama on Netflix, based on the comic series of the same name created by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa in 2014. The adaptation was initially planned to be developed on The CW,  but the series was picked up by Netflix. It has already been approved for two seasons of 10 episodes each. The series is obviously centered around Sabrina Spellman, portrayed by Kiernan Shipka, and also stars Ross Lynch, Lucy Davis, Chance Perdomo, Michelle Gomez, Jaz Sinclair, Tati Gabrielle, Adeline Rudolph, Richard Coyle, and Miranda Otto. I’m only one episode in, but I’m 100% here for it! The first episode was all about introducing the characters and the world. They did a great job because by the end of the episode I was totally invested into everything and everyone. I care about what’s going on, and I wanna know how Sabrina manages to get out of signing the Book of the Beast. Even though I have no idea how it happens, I’m absolutely sure that she finds a way to keep her magic and still have her mortal life. That’s what the show is about after all. But don’t go into this thinking that it’s light and bubbly (like the 90’s tv show was). This show is incredibly dark, with plenty of death, black magic, satanic symbolism, and just plain creepiness. I give the first episode, the writing, the acting, and the overall creepiness two cloven hooves way up, and I can’t wait to settle into my couch tonight and watch more!
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dogopower · 3 years
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Satan, Prince of This World
friendship with God by being born again spiritually. The manner in which the Luciferian conspiracy, which challenged God’s RIGHT to exercise supreme authority over the entire universe, was transferred to this earth in order that the King of Hell might add it, and its human beings, to his domain, will be dealt with in detail further on.
At this point it is necessary to produce evidence to explain what really did happen in that part of the celestial world we call heaven at the time of the Luciferian revolution. This is necessary because the Forces of Evil, which have directed the continuing Luciferian conspiracy SINCE it was transferred to this earth, have caused the TRUTH to be hidden, and made the TRUTH so difficult to obtain, that the average man-in-the-street can’t be blamed for knowing little, if anything, about the truth, even though his eternal salvation may depend on knowing these TRUTHS.
The greatest stumbling block the average person has to overcome before he, or she, can understand and believe in the continuing existence of the Luciferian conspiracy is to erase from his mind the false conception of devils, because he has been taught to believe that Devils are hideous creatures, with ugly faces, horned heads, cloven hooves, and forked tails, etc. St. John of the Cross says: “The Devil is the strongest and the wiliest of our enemies, and the most difficult to unmask.” St. John says: “The Devil is skillful enough to turn the world and the flesh to his own account (the possession of the souls of men) as his top most faithful acolytes.” This saint says that the Devil caused the ruin of a great multitude of religions which set out on the life of perfection.2
The reason most human beings mentally picture the Devil as a hideous, deformed, abominable creature is because artists have caricatured him as such in order to bring us their conception of ALL that is evil and horrible. In doing this they did the human race (probably at the instigation of the Devil himself), a great disservice.
Theologians of the early Christian church, and those of the Catholic and Protestant Churches in more modern times, agree that the Devil is a very different type of creature from what most people believe. This misconception of what the Devil really is, must have resulted from the Devil’s own cunning and guile, and from his ability to make human beings do his will.
According to the Holy Scriptures, the creature who challenged the RIGHT of God the Creator to exercise supreme authority over the entire Universe was Lucifer. Lucifer was so named because he was and still is the brightest and most intelligent of all God’s creatures. His name is “Prince of the Dawn,” “Holder of the Light.” He is a pure spirit. As such he is ageless and indestructible. He has abilities and capabilities beyond the understanding of the human brain. He uses these for selfish and evil purposes.
The Holy Scriptures tell us that because of “pride,” i.e., his inflated ego and false belief in his own perfections, he led the revolt against the supremacy of God, and because of his power and great influence, he caused ONE THIRD of the brightest and most intelligent of the heavenly host to join him in rebellion. If telling the truth shames and confounds the Devil (Lucifer), it is my own opinion, as confirmed by St. John of the Cross, that, due to the Devil’s wiles, none of the numerous Christian denominations teach their congregations sufficient of the TRUTH regarding devils and fallen angels, of which there are in existence multitudes who wander through the Universe, including this planet, seeking the ruin of souls.
Humanity has been brainwashed into accepting mental restrictions in this matter until today, even the vast majority of those who profess to be Christians believe only in some sort of mythical supernatural evil spirit whom we call Satan, and a personal good spirit we call our guardian angels. Millions outside the Christian religion refuse to believe there is a celestial world, and devils, and angels. Many modernists claim that belief in the supernatural is a sure symptom of insanity.
But if we are to understand the W.R.M. we must know, and believe that even the very lowest choir of angels consists of multitudes of pure spirits, each possessing more perfections than the next in that substantial way. To complete this first hierarchy we must mount through the numerous multitudes of the Archangels, and then go on to the even greater multitudes of the Principalities. There is still the second hierarchy consisting of the Powers, Virtues, and Dominations; and the third hierarchy consisting of the Thrones, the (cherubim, and the Seraphim. Of this whole galaxy of heavenly beings created by God, Lucifer is the greatest. He stood at the very peak of God’s created perfection.
There are many things God has not as yet permitted the human mind to understand. We are on this earth on trial. We have been given an intellect and free will to decide for ourselves whether we wish to love and voluntarily serve God for all eternity or literally go to the Devil. If we knew all that has happened since Lucifer led the revolt against the supremacy of God there would be no test. By Faith, the teachings of the Scriptures, the Prophets, and Christ, we must believe and accept TRUTH which are beyond the comprehension of our human
2 On page 2 of Pawns in the Game we stated that most, if not all religions, started out on a more or less uniformly high level, in which the worship and love of God ... formed the basic principle. “I have been severely taken to task because of this statement, but from what St. John of the Cross has to say, it would seem that I am in good company”.
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Okay a Google says it's not dangerous to give your pets vinegar in their water as long as it isn't much. This is great news, it means I can use this vague recipe to make them dehydrated meat without worrying about it going gross while it's dehydrating. Like they'd be getting a bit much BUT ultimately I could probably rinse it off afterwards and I'm not adding spices. It's cheaper to give them store bought treats anyway but sometimes with meat it's easier to cut off a whole chunk that's a bit icky, I could do that and make them their own treats this way and waste less and give them treats not just cooked meat as a meal. I'd do it for under a day soaking and all that too and again it's in food or whatever then cooked, it's not like I'd be feeding them vinegar. So I'd probably do an hour or less soak in plain vinegar and then maybe use some nutritional yeast as a spice even, pip loses her shit every time she smells some and all the vegan cat food sites (which I hate but sometimes I have a vegan food I wanna share cos they seem interested, I am a firm believer in almost entire meat diets and if these bastards didn't get sick without veggies I wouldn't give them those either lol so vegan sites are great specifically for sharing my food sometimes) say that cats can safely have nutritional and brewers yeast and it's common for getting cats to eat food they don't want, meat based or otherwise. So... Something like that would be neat, I could probably dehydrate and powder some like spinach or carrots or something even and get them a tiny bit more fibre, so they can have more red cans of food and less veggies lol. I am scheming to spoil my babies, between the prepping water and meal planning for my cats to have snacks to share with me... I'm like a serious contender for whitest idiot ever. It's worth it though lol they're so sweet and they trust me so much except pip who scratches and murders me when I pick her up. Sammie scrambles away a little later than usual finally, and merry cries and makes those murder yowls quietly until I let her go but generally they're doing great at learning to be held. They're all fine with people touching their faces and paws and tails and mostly bellies but they're a bit weird about belly scritches sometimes when they wanna do zoomies. I just want them to be super good at the vet, merry did pretty good even though she was alone there no siblings or Bryn and like. Then I have a pip. She's gonna grow to like ten feet tall and reveal her cloven hooves and they're gonna be like "ahhhh! No! Satan IS real! That's the devil himself! And I tried to look at his teeth!!!!" While merry is polite but grumpy looking. I need to get a good grade in babying my cats. So yeah... I am all scratches 💕.
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Bar Crawl
Music: “Your Light” by Yoe Mase
“ID, please.”
Norman casually produced the small, rectangular piece of plastic and gave it to the bouncer. The dude was one intimidatingly massive demon with cloven hooves where feet and shoes should be. Every inch of the guy oozed bouncer stereotype (tall, big arms, big chest, icy stare, cold demeanor), but the tight-fitting “Super Mario Bros” t-shirt he was wearing threw off his tough-guy fengshui. Norman fought back a grin, trying not to give away his thoughts. The last thing he needed was to be kicked out of the first bar of the evening. He still had so much exploring to do since this was his first time visiting Hell.
The bar’s neon “Beercade” sign overhead cast a yellow glow over everyone waiting in line behind Cal. Norman had never been to an arcade bar before. Cal said this was the place to come for the best local beer. Norman was more of a rum and coke kinda guy, but beer sounded great when Cal originally proposed the idea.
While the large, green demon checked his credentials, Norman’s eyes drifted up to the beast’s large, black, curvy horns. The way they twisted in a sturdy spiral reminded Norman of a mountain ram. Norman wondered if he ever kicked out disgruntled bar patrons by smashing into them headfirst.
The demon caught him staring and raised an eyebrow. “You need something, bub?”
Cal’s hands clasped Norman's shoulders from behind, making him jump. He poked his head past Norman’s left shoulder and addressed the bouncer, “No, we’re good, Ron. Sorry, it’s his first time in the Furnace so everything is still pretty...new.” Cal planted a peck on Norman’s cheek and gave him a noogie. 
The “Furnace” is what native demons referred to as Hell’s main dimension. Cal brought Norman to Pandemonium, the capital of Hell and heart of the Furnace, to introduce him to demonic culture. As they exited the portal from Earth to Hell, he best described the bustling, satanic metropolis by calling it “an infernal version of New York City.” When the city came into view, Norman’s jaw dropped. The resemblance was unmistakably New York-ish with a dash of hellfire, exposed brickwork, and thousands of screaming, writhing souls of the damned. Skyscrapers grew out of the ground as far as the eye could see and stretched all the way up into the black, tar-like, starless sky. Taxis, cars, and other vehicles packed the streets, making any mode of transportation other than walking a pain in the ass. Flying was also an option for most since several demon species had wings, but Cal said most demons shy away from it due to all the construction and demolition hazards in the downtown area. Dozens of bars, coffee shops, and retail stores littered the bases of every skyscraper. Various demons, creatures, ghosts, ghouls, and undead hustled to and fro in the clustered madness that was Pandemonium’s downtown nightlife.
Cal tried to give Norman another noogie. He rolled his eyes and tried to shrug Cal off. The bouncer, aka Ron, smiled at their playful banter. He cleared his throat, politely coaxing them to stop, “Yeah, I know how it is. My girlfriend is human, too. We’ve been together two years and she still gawks a bit whenever she comes to visit. The Furnace can be a lot to take in all at once.” He checked the identification one more time before extending it back to Norman. “Here’s your ID back, dude.” He gave a nod to Cal. “Have fun you two.”
“We will! Thanks Ron, good to see you again.” Cal smiled back. He casually grabbed Norman’s butt and gave it a squeeze then walked through the door without ever showing Ron his own ID. Norman let loose the grin he’d been holding back and shook his head at Cal. Must be nice to have connections, He thought to himself. He wished he had something like that when he was still a minor.
He was thinking of ways to pay Cal back for that public ass grab when he stepped through the tinted glass door and gasped. The interior of the Bar was laced with intricate woodwork from floor to ceiling. The wood was clearly recycled, but sanded down and molded to fit perfectly in every corner. It looked like something straight out of a boujee architecture magazine. At the far left was the main bar with tap nozzles, shelves of fancy liquor, and a painted version of the “Beercade” sign from outside. On the right sat arcade-style video game machines stacked back-to-back all the way to the patio and emergency exit doors. There was Pac-Man, Galaga, Donkey Kong, Super Mario Bros, various racing games, and even skee-ball. Norman felt like he’d stepped back in time to the 80s.
Dozens of demons crowded around the main bar counter, ordering various glowing liquids, beers, and shots. Some of the drinks smoked ominous gases while others screeched earsplitting cries of intangible babble. Norman swore he even saw one of the drinks try to crawl its way out of a martini glass. He glanced around, trying to locate his boyfriend, when a familiar red hand shot up through the crowd and waved at him frantically. Norman squeezed his way between a very intoxicated rock golem and a succubus with ginormous boobs to find Cal saving the only two remaining barstools at the counter. He beckoned Norman to come sit. 
“Hey you, what d’ya want to drink?” Cal asked as Norman pulled up in the stool next to him.
“I don’t know.” Norman replied casually. “What’s good? I don’t normally drink beer, so order something for me. I trust your judgement.”
Cal grinned. “You got it!” He turned to the nearest bartender and shouted over the noise of the crowd, “Hey Ryali, two Pitchforks over here!” She nodded and gave a thumbs up.
Pitchfork? 
“What’s Pitchfork?” Norman chuckled. What an a-typical demonic beer name. It was almost so corny that it was a perfect fit. He was excited to try it. 
“Only the best brew to ever touch your mortal lips. It’s made from dragon’s blood.” 
Norman grimaced, “Dragon’s blood? I don't know if I can stomach that...”
“Oh no no no, not actual dragon’s blood. Dragon’s Blood. It’s a type of hop plant grown in Erebos. It gives the beer its unique flavor. Ah! Here we go.” He took two sweating, ice-cold beer cans from the bartender. “Thanks Ryali!” The demoness smiled, nodded again, and winked at Norman with her third eye, making him cringe a bit. Cal laughed and handed Norman his beer. “I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of seeing you squirm.”
“Oh shut up and drink your beer.” Norman snarked as he popped the tab on his can. Air hissed out of the opening when the metal punctured the seal. 
Cal held out his can to propose a toast. “Here’s to new beginnings and cute guys.” He winked.
“Uh-huh, suuure. And here’s to us.” Norman retorted.
“To us.” Cal agreed, clanking his can on Norman’s.
The cold can chilled Norman’s lips. The first surge of beer hit his tastebuds and sent waves of bitter, tangy flavor through his senses. 
“Damn! That’s good beer!” He exclaimed, sitting back to marvel the can with new insight.
“Told you.” Cal responded. “Hey, Ryali! Another round over here!”
Norman looked over at Cal and found his beer completely empty. His eyebrows shot to the roof of his forehead. “We’ve had these in our hands for exactly one minute! Did you just chug that?!”
Cal grinned, showing off his fangs, and wagged his eyebrows. “They didn’t crown me ‘Beer Chugging Champ’ in college for nothing! It’s all in the gag reflex.” He flexed his biceps in a display of sarcastic, manly macho-ness.
“Is that so?” Norman cocked an eyebrow as Ryali brought Cal the next round of beer. The demon eagerly opened his second can and began gulping down a good portion of it. Norman returned to sipping his first beer and added with sexual fervor, “I can think of something else you should be chugging right about now...” 
Cal choked, sending spurts of alcohol flying out of his nose and mouth. Ryali, the two other bartenders, and several people around Norman and Cal stared for a moment then started laughing. Norman joined in as Cal got a towel to clean up the mess he made on himself and the counter.
“That’s for grabbing my ass earlier.” Norman chided, sticking his tongue out at Cal.
“You bastard.” Cal laughed, wiping beer from his face and shirt. “Your ass is mine when we get home.”
“Is that a challenge? Cuz I honestly wanna see you showcase those chugging skills.” Norman fired back at the demon. “If you can beat me in a Das Boot chugging contest, you can have me any way you want when we get home, deal?”
A spark of excitement and mischief flickered across Cal’s demonic eyes, “Oh it’s on like DONKEY KONG!” 
They shook hands as Ryali brought over two gallon-sized, glass boots full of beer.
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bossuary · 6 years
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one of the great things about fall is that i start wearing socks a lot more. which means my feet become soft. hell yeah. we’re out here all summer with the least clothes, the flimsiest shoes, because satan left the oven door open for six months. going that long in sandals tends to obliterate cute feet for all but the most committed. come october i’m beyond ready to wear socks, and shed the cloven hooves of summer.
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