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yeoliesbabygirl · 1 year

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Incorrect EXO

Baekhyun and Kyungsoo:

[screaming]

Chanyeol, running into the room: Kyungsoo what's wrong?!

Baekhyun: Why are you only asking him?! We are both screaming!

Chanyeol: Because Kyungsoo doesn't scream unless it's an emergency. You, on the other hand, scream whenever you have the chance.

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bbaekhyvn18 · 2 years

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Chanyeol: When you feel really happy and content, that's your brain releasing a bunch of endorphins.

Kyungsoo: Unrealistic.

Sehun: Can't relate.

Baekhyun:

Baekhyun: How would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?

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what-if-nct · 3 years

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Yuta: Are you really best friends if you never gave each other a blow job?

Jaehyun: Yes, that is not a requirement.

Johnny: I mean...

Jaehyun: NO!

Taeyong: He does have a point.

Jungwoo: Then I have a lot of best friends then.

Mark: You're telling me all of you have had a *whispers* Blow job.

Johnny: Of course.

Yuta: *holds Taeyong's hand* all the time.

Jungwoo: That's why I always wear a scrunchie on my wrist or keep hair pins in my pocket.

Baekhyun: Are we talking about blow jobs? Taeyong's really good at that.

Doyoung: How do you keep getting in here?

Baekhyun: I made a copy of the key.

Yuta: *snatches his hand away from Taeyong's* You whore.

Taeyong: No don't say that. You know how being called that gets me horny.

Doyoung: *taking his plate to his room* Why do I even eat at the dinner table anymore.

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incorrect-sm-ent · 3 years

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mc: what is sehun's best feature?

baekhyun: hahaha his big d-

EXO: *holds breath*

baekhyun: -arn heart

EXO: *relaxes*

baekhyun: and his big dick

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baekxytocin · 2 years

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Chat #10 - Chen, Can I Have Some?

Chen: I got dinner for us today!

Baekhyun: Oh, it's spicy. It's okay, I'll pass. I don't really eat spicy food.

Xiumin: We didn't say we bought food from the restaurant though....

Chen: Y/N gave to us....

Baekhyun: Can I have some? *In cute manner*

Chen and Xiumin: *Laugh out loud*

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ego-like-sandwich · 3 years

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Baekhyun: kid, go get me some tequila

Kai: you can't tell me what to do!

Baekhyun: of course I can, I'm the leader!

Kai: that's not how it works!

Baekhyun: then why are you always doing what Suho tells you to do?

Kai: because he knows what he's doing!

Baekhyun: I also know what I'm doing!

Kai: and what are you doing?

Baekhyun: a DRINK! Now go get me some DAMN TEQUILA

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iam5k2clown · 2 years

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Baekhyun: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.”

Jongdae: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.”

Minseok: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.”

Junmyeon: “What in the name of all cottons is going on here?”

Kyungsoo in earmuffs: “Killing my ears.”

Jongin: “They’re doing a high note battle again.”

Junmyeon:

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brbrprv · 3 years

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baekhyun: I WENT TO THE BATHROOM AND A SPIDER FELL ONTO MY LEG WHILE I WAS SHITTING AGAIN

jongdae, choking on his drink: AGAIN?!

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cosmiclatte28 · 3 years

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spoiler king

manager : Baekhyun, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.

Baekhyun: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.

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what-if-exxo · 4 years

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Minseok: I have an Idea.

Kyungsoo: We set Chanyeol and Baekhyun lose in a forest and hunt them for sport.

Chanyeol: Hey!

Minseok: Good idea but maybe next week.

Baekhyun: No.

Kyungsoo: Soon Chanyeol Soon.

Suho: Kyungsoo use a bb gun not your crossbow.

Kyungsoo: Or my fists?

Suho: Yes that's fine.

Chanyeol: Suho!

Suho: You'll be fine.

Minseok: Actually, Kyungsoo we hunt at dawn.

Kyungsoo: Good luck boys.

Minseok: You'll need it. Especially you Baekhyun.

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memesols · 4 years

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Suho: Since I’m going be gone for a while, I’ve left a complimentary bowl of advice.

Suho, picking a paper out of the bowl: For example, “Baekhyun, stop doing that” applies to everything.

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yeoliesbabygirl · 1 year

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Incorrect EXO

Jongin: I saw Baekhyun and Kyungsoo hugging

Jongin: … and then I realised they were choking each other and I was like, okay, that makes more sense

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bbaekhyvn18 · 2 years

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Baekhyun: *taps pen*

Chanyeol: *taps pen back*

Kyungsoo: Stop it

Chanyeol: Stop what?

Sehun: We know you two are talking shit about us in Morse Code

Baekhyun: Yeah, as if in our very limited free time we’d learn an unnecessary and outdated form of communication just so we could talk shit about you in front of you

Rest of exo:

Baekhyun: Alright, that’s exactly what we did

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what-if-nct · 3 years

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Johnny: Is it normal to masturbate to yourself?

Chanyeol: Of course.

Yuta: Obviously.

Baekhyun: I do it all the time.

Taeyong: Did someone say it wasn't?

Mark: Cause it's not normal.

Doyoung: Why is Baekhyun and Chanyeol here at 7 in the morning?

Taeyong: Baekhyun lives in my room he's my pet.

Johnny: I think Chanyeol is Baekhyun's pet.

Chanyeol: I am!

Doyoung: Whatever, Mark is Haechan's pet.

Mark: I'm Haechan's what?

Haechan: *petting Mark* Shh shh just accept it.

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superm-incorrectquotes · 4 years

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Taeyong: Doesn't a lobotomy sound kinda like extreme measures to read someone else's mind? Like if we swapped brains, I'd know your thoughts

Baekhyun: It's 3am GO TO BED-

Taemin: No, no, let him finish

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baekxytocin · 2 years

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Chat #17 - Baekhyun's Way Of Warming Up

Chen: Why do you scream when you see a bug?

Baekhyun: Told you, I wasn't screaming. I was just warming up my vocal cords.

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