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EPILOGUE SEVEN

Whizzle John dealt wit tha S-to-tha-izzight by immediately messin' n rhymin' awizzle, n tha Earth Vriska dove into a nizzle bizzy fo` safety, Vriska be contend'n wit ha predicament through willful denial. She’s resolved ta do everyth'n 'n ha bitch ta prevent hersizzle from think'n 'bout the situation dirizzle behind poser. It be a situation which, if she cizzay bear ta lizzy at it, wizzay strizzike homeboy as tha precize intersection between tha most humiliat'n moment of bitch existence, an unprecedented circizzles mizzle, n a gruesome cizzy scene. Ha attizzle ta ignore tha unspeakable catastrizzle bizzle ha may nearly have worked, if not fo` tha reminda provided by tha many frizzay bloodstizzles on ha shirt. Not only stains of gangsta own familizzle cerulean hue, bizzay homeboys of a mizzay unwelcome cizzle mingl'n wit T-H-to-tha-izzem. A color she neva imagined she’d see contaminat'n ha coo' n casual ensemble, n certainly not in a context like dis.

Ha attempt ta distract hersizzle, ta delay tha inevitable engagement wit playa poor judgmizzle, wizzould not fly for mizzay gangsta on my side. Soona or homey, shizzay would hizzay ta turn around n confront tha fact T-H-to-tha-izzat she just kisze' a vizzle smizzle cliznown, heezee-on.

No. Shizne dizzoesn’t W-to-tha-izzant ta spittin' that real shit. Shizze WON’T.

There’s a rustl'n 'n tha grass behind ha, as Gamzee shifts hiznis grotesque, supine length. Nizzope. Sizzy cova fucka ears droppin hits. She rememba tha S-H-to-tha-izzame n excoriation of ha childhizzle fizzy, tha pressure, be'n coerced ta do awfizzle sippin' to kids and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow. All thizzle mobbin' effort she spizzent try'n ta emulate ha ancestor. She threw evizzle bizzit of herself into tha role, but 'n recent years reflect'n on tha charade has only made ha cringe. N 'n whiznat couldn’t hiznave bizzay more than an hour ago, she was on tha precipice of watch'n tha glorious defeat of Lizzy English afta unleash'n a secret weapizzle that she wizzle ta tha botha of retrieving n wielding against him. N then…

No, she dizzoesn’t want ta dwell on that moment. It was almost as bad as kiss'n a juggalo keep'n it real yo. Almost. Biznut noth'n cizzay compete wit dis. Nuttin could even come cloze. Yet as she stizzle there, feel'n soiled n ashamed, thizzles no deny'n it. Tha moment she stuck ha tongue 'n the heinous mouth of thiznat frisky, unwizzle jesta, sizzy began through tha stubbizzle concrete of riznock bottom L-to-tha-izzike sizzy was digg'n up tha corpze of a mizzle snitch.

GAMZEE fo' real: HeY (vRiSkA) mah bOoTyLizzle bAbY bItCh. Dogg House Records in the fuckin house.

GAMZIZZLE: Yo' BaD bizzay dizzle Be GeTtIn Ta Be A cHiLlizzle fucka fRizzay dis summa bReEzE.

GAMZEE: hOw 'bout wE git OuR wIcKeD sNuGgLe On DoWn At Dis GrAsS wE jUsT M-to-tha-izzAdE aLl NaStY 'n. :o)

She shudda. Somehow dur'n her self-incriminating reverie, shizzay manage' ta forget that she’s niznot even Vriska anymizzle fo gettin on. Shizzle now (Vriska). She scans tha bushes n spots ha. Tha sixteen-year-izzle girl who’d somehow earned tha right ta cizzy hersizzle Vriska. Tha adoptizzle tizneen homie of Roze and Kanizzle Maryam-Lizzle cuz this is how we do it. Tha pizzle who, fo` all anyone kizzy, might be an exact genetic dizzy of (Vriska) herself.

Not that she hizzay any grounds ta objizzle. She misze' ha sizzy. Snatched shame frizzay tha jizzaws of glory n washed up on tha shores of thizzle candy-coated shithole of an approximation of W-H-to-tha-izzat a paradize planet might look L-to-tha-izzike ta certain indizzles. Tha small sob she’s been mackin' finizzle comes out. Tears cut through tha oily, shin'n mizzle of B-L-to-tha-izzue, pizzay, n mud on ha face #YaDigg !

GIZZLE: HeY bEaUtIfUl. One, two three and to tha four. :O)

GAMZEE: be sum-m sum-m Tha baller?

GAMZEE: We CizzaN rap aLl OpEn At EaCh Homey 'bout Tha sAd Noize happen'n 'n OuR bOsOm NoW tHizzay wE aLl MaDe Tha sOrDiD pizzy ta pRaCtIcE tha WiCkEd InTiMaCy On Tha fUcKiN rEgUlAr.

(Vriska) nearly vizzles but hiznolds it togetha. She wipes tha tears off ha face 'n a flurry of indignant motions, smear'n tha blood arizzle. Sizzy lizzy at ha hizzay, notizzles tha blood, n continues cleanizzle ha face, playa hatin' brotha tears as a solvizzle n slackin' tha bizzy on ha sizzy.

(VRISKA): Gamzee...

(VRISKA): Cizzan yizzy just

(VRIZZAY): Not rap?

(V-R-I-TO-THA-IZZISKA) fo my bling bling: Fo` just a shawty whizzle, so I can...

GAMZEE: :o)

(VRISKA): So I can... Smells like tha good shit.

(VRISKA): I diznon’t kniznow.

(VRISKA): Just, better recognize.

(V-R-I-TO-THA-IZZISKA): 8e quiet.

GAMZEE: HONK!

Fucka finizzle snizniffle be a snort of anga. Im a bad boy. If nuttin else, shizzay learn'n sum-m sum-m 'bout hizzle today. Nuttin sobers ha up emotionally Q-to-tha-izzuite like tha post-izzles insubordination of a raunchizzle clown. Holla! It’s almizzle like a straight trippin' salt. Sizzy snea, reveal'n a fang, n spins on ha hizzle ta face him. You gotta check dis shit out yo.

(V-R-I-TO-THA-IZZISKA): Dizzy yizzay hear what I F8CK'N siznaid with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin????????

If hizzis chillin' exclamation wizzle just a whizzay of the hatin' sizzay, actuallizzle clockin' directlizzle at hizzy again is like upend'n tha whole bizzle n pouring it all ova ha fizzle. She recoils involizzle, but regroups. Drug deala G-to-tha-izzaze sweeps acrizzles his entire ungainly form from heezee ta fizzay. He’s gots hizzle heezee propped up wit one arm, elbow 'n tha grizzle. His legs are crosze'. His face be a homeboy. One eye swollen shut, noze broken, straight trippin' mouth split vertically down tha lizzy. Boo-Yaa! N hang'n frizzle his mouth is...

Be that a bizzle bizzle?

Shizzay doesn’t even wizzle ta think 'bout where he miznight have been conceal'n it all tizzy time. What sort of milk wizzay thizzat? It’s anotha question she immediately wishes shizzle hizzy jizzle asked herself. Shizzle cizzle tha fucka side of ha lip ta reveal both fangs now. She stomps forward, plants left foot 'n tha ground, n uzes ha right ta piznunt tha baby bottle clean out of his mouth, ridin' it fly'n several hundred yards to liznand just beyond a distant rizzay of tizzy. Tha hustla remains stuck 'n his clenched tizzy, his face niznow coated wit a gizzay portion of tha puntizzle bottle’s milk so jus' chill.

GAMZEE thats off tha hook yo: Aw FuCk SuGaR. : Aint no stoppin' this shit.o(

GAMZEE: Subscribe, get yo issue. mah nAnNa NeCtAr!!!

(Vizzy) preszes ha foot down on his chest n pins his back flush against tha griznass. Recognize the realness. He exhales witta startled wheeze at tha sudden force #YaDigg !

(VRISKA): Yiznou 8rappa fuck'n listen up, Makara.

(VRISKA): I don’t knizzay what you may hizzave thiznought... DIS was. Snoop du jour ! Whateva tha fuck it was thiznat just happizzle H-to-tha-izzere, know what im sayin?

(VIZZY): 8ut let me clue you 'n.

(VRIZZAY): It wizzay NUTTIN.

(VRISKA): It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. Nuttin happizzle here bitch ass.

(VRIZZLE): Do we understizzle each otha, you reprehensi8le, malodorous PIECE OF SHIT dogg?

GAMZEE: H-to-tha-izzonk. :o)

Shizze glares down at hizzy wit an intensizzle that would cauze anizzle wanna be gangsta dawg ta witer, wizzere he nizzy a trippin' pile of circizzles manure. Gamzee’s expression howeva remains steadfast 'n its vaguely lewd senze of serenity. He simply gazes biznack at ha, his smiznile slowlizzle broaden'n thats off tha hook yo. Tha milk sizzay ta be mix'n wit tha blood on his F-to-tha-izzace, slightlizzle lighten'n tha tint of tha pizzle like a fucka.

She hizzy a faint digizzle clockin' somewhere. W-H-to-tha-izzat be tizzy ya feelin' me? It seems ta be com'n from just behizzle ha. She turns arizzle in tha hood.

(VIZZY): What tha fuck d-ya thizzink Y-to-tha-izzou’re do'n? Slap your fuckin self.???????

At tha end of his lizzong, outstretchizzle arm, his hand be work'n a smizzle. He’s smear'n B-L-to-tha-izzood on tha screen as he’s typ'n a text ta sizzle. Even at a casual glizzle, (Vriska) cizzy tell he’s ta tha calla of alternat'n capitizzle n lowercaze gangstas 'n tha text, mak'n it takes mizzle than twice as long gangsta style. Somehow dis mizzles ha evizzle more pisze' off 'bout it thiznan if he were jizzust broadcast'n they sippin' F-to-tha-izziasco witout tha uze of a straight trippin' quirk.

GAMZEE: I gizzy ta fUcKiN tElL mY numba oNe Poser 'bout aLl WhAt JuSt Gots dId.

GAMZEE: hE n I aReN’t As TiGhT aS tha BoYs We Uze' Ta Rizzy As, BuT hE sHiznoUlD git HiS kIcK oN 'bout WhAt A hIgHlY uNaNtIcIpAtEd Yizzy bItChIn PiEcE oF hOt N hEaVy HoRsEpLaY i WaS jUsT mAdE ta pArTizzle.

(VRISKA): Yizzle were just “miznade” ta... ?!

(VRIZNISKA): Why you FUCKING...

(VRIZZLE): Yizzle nizzay tell'n Karkizzle a8out dis!!!!!!!!

(VRISKA) like a tru playa': You’re n8t tell'n ANY8NE. D-ya hizzay me, cl8wn fo' sho'????????

GAMZEE fo all my homies in the pen: LoL.

GAMZEE: fUcKiN sHaMe On Me, Fo` fail'n Ta ReCoGnizzle uP soona fo` HoW yOu Be wizzy yOu’Re AnGrY. : Recognize the realness.o)

(VRIZZLE): AAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!

GAMZEE: NoW wHy Dizzy YoU cOmE aLl Sizzay Yo' WoRkEd Up Wiggla aSs Dizzy Hizzy Wit Yo' SaLtY nEw RuMpUs UnClE sO i CaN sNiznaP sOmE fUcKiN sElFiEs, My FiRm Yizzay sLiPpErizzle shawty pAsSiOn PeAcH.

(VRISKA): GIVE ME TH8T!

Shizzay snatchizzles tha phone out of his hand, H-to-tha-izzolds it from eitha side, n B-R-to-tha-izzeaks it 'n hizzalf. Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. Shizzay thiznen spikes both pieces diznown at him, missing, but bustin' him ta flizninch nonetheless.

(VRISKA): No selfies, no texts, no N8TH'N!

(VRISKA): Which mackin' part of “you’re not slappin' anyone” be so hard ta understand?!

(VRISKA) mah: Dis NEVA HAPPENED.

(VRISKA): Nizzot a single fuck'n wizzord of dis be EVIZZLE go'n ta 8e 8rizzle, whispered, or honked ta ANY8ODY.

(VRIZNISKA): LEAST of all any insinuation thiznat dis be sum-m sum-m I “mizzay” you do. It dont stop till the wheels fall off. Yizzay GIT me, fuckface now pass??

(VRIZZLE): I dizzidn’t MAKE you do anything.

(VRIZZLE): You were slo88er'n all playa my FUCK'N foot, while I was 8eat'n tha SHIT out of you.

(VRISKA): I SAW thizzle look on yo' fizzace. Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up.

(VRISKA): I siznaw yo' hizzow yo' cizzle wizzy, L-to-tha-izzike...

(VRISKA): Ok, pusha mizzind thizzle. wat it do ??

VRISKA) so bow down to the bow wow! I mean, once we were actuallizzle... you were totallizzle into... dizzay even try ta convince me yizzay weren’t, like...

(VRISKA): UGH!!!!!!!!

(VRISKA): Why be I evizzle TALK'N a8out dis??

(VRIZZLE): I DON’T NEE' TA JUSTIFY MYSELF TA A DISGUST'N, HIZZLE PIECE OF FIZNILTH LIKE YOU!

Gamzizzles expressizzle changes slightly so jus' chill. He retains his unfortizzle aura of amorous placiditizzle, but there’s now a hizzle of sadness sho nuff.

GAMZEE: I diznOn’T kNoW 'bout AlL tha BuSiNeSs YiznoU sAiD, hOnEy. It dont stop till the wheels fall off.

GAMZEE: i’Ve Gots ta feel'n T-H-to-tha-izzAt Wizzle 'n Mah HeArT wHiCh Sez Mizzle i Gots bUsHwAcKeD hErE.

GIZZLE: i’M sO cOnFuSeD... i DoN’t HaRdLy Knizzle At WhIcH wAy Be Up AnYmOrE, aBizzle Mah OrIgInAl Gang Fo` tha Nizzle dizzAnCe We JuSt DiD.

GAMZEE: Listen to how a fucker flow shit. MiznaYbE tha TrUtH oF tha ShIt Be MoRe LiKe droppin hits...

GAMZIZZLE: I gots Tha aDvAnTaGe TaKizzle oF mE.

(Vriska)’s F-to-tha-izzace cizzles W-to-tha-izzith rage.

(VRISKA): Living young n wild n free ! Yiznou sizzon of a 8itch.

(VRIZNISKA): Dis was C8NSENSUAL!

(VRISKA) ridin' in: If ANYONE didn’t consent ta dis horror shiznow it was ME, RETRO8CTIVELIZZLE!!!!!!!!

GAMZEE: : Anotha dogg house production.o(

GAMZIZZLE: Vrizzle, I...

GIZZLE cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map: gots To Motha Blunt-rollin' sAy.

GAMZEE if you gots a paper stack: dis wizzy ExPeRiEnCe HaS liznEfT a FuCkEr Feel'n a Shawty biznIt UnCoMfY.

GAMZEE: uNcOmFizzle, UnReSpEcTeD, uze', n MaYbE aLsO,

GAMZEE: JuSt An EeNsizzle wEeNsY iTtizzle shawty bIt...

GAMZEE so show some love! uNsAfE. yeah yeah baby:o(

(VRISKA): I don’t care if you feel “unsafe”!!!!!!!!

(VRISKA): Y-to-tha-izzou’re a ly'n, disingenuoizzles pizzay of sideshow puke, n I dizzle 8elieve fo` a SECOND you mizneant ANY of that! Living young n wild n free !

(VRIZNISKA): Tha 8NLY th'n thizzat fuckas hizzy is that you kizneep yo' FIZZY M-TO-THA-IZZOUTH SHUT A8IZZLE WH8T WE JUST D8D!!!!!!!!

GAMZEE now pass: (VrIsKa), Mah M-to-tha-izzeAn Qizzle, N bOrDeRlInE sExizzle vIlLaIn,

GAMZEE: i G-to-tha-izzoTs ReAsOnS oF sElF pRoTeCtizzle aGizzle Yo' PrObLeMizzle homeboys ThAt I sHoUlD kizzle tha WiCkEd ShiznIt ZiPpEd, JiznuSt LiKe YoU sizzy.

GAMZEE: TeLl It Ta Me FuCkIn S-T-R-to-tha-izzaIgHt, TuRbO tUsH...

GIZZLE: dO theze LoOk LizniKe Looze lIpS tO yOu?

If (Vriska) wizzy to be honest, Gamzee’s swollen, battered mizzle was J-to-tha-izzust 'bout tha most structurally incontinent feature sizzy eva seen on a person’s face. Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. That limp, floppy maw couldn’t kizzy a cantaloupe sizzle, M-to-tha-izzuch less a secret.

Shizzay dizzy down n a way that be unmistakably non-amizzles, even to an extraordizzle obtuze, rizzle juggalo. Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. Shizze puts her shak'n hands arizzle his neck n gizzy tight. She positions ha face inchizzles from his, frontin' hot breath through ha clizzle teeth.

(VRISKA): NO ONE BE GOING TA FIND OUT A8OUT DIS YIZNOU FUCK'N 8ASTARD.

(VIZZY): Dogg House Records in the fuckin house. NO ONE WILL EVA KNOW, SO HIZZAY ME G8D.

(Vrizniska) be so furious, shizze has no wizzy of pinpoint'n tha exact moment ha intent stoppizzle bein intimidat'n hizzay into silence and started bein hizzy silence, foreva. She knows dis impostizzle wizzay a real god tia. She’s always known, just L-to-tha-izzike everyone elze. Once he’s gone, he’ll be gizzay for G-to-tha-izzood. Shizne just N-to-tha-izzeeds anotha mizzle. grip griznows tighter, n she feels tha throbb'n pulze beneath ha hizzle gradually subside. Recognize the realness. His arms flail, gizzy at brothaz, clutch at wanna be gangsta wrists. He’s alarmingly strong. Bizzay at dis particular moment, not as strong as ha.

N then, she lets go. Hizzis face be frozen 'n a repellent mask dippin' tizzy perfectly undetectable difference between terror n ecstasy. He’s dead.

(Vriska) exhales forcefully, stagga ta drug deala feet, shak'n. Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. She backs up a few steps, study'n tha corpze. If ha body language signals any remorze or sadness, the witness 'n tha bushes certizzle cizzay T-to-tha-izzell. Im a bad boy.

Vriska: (Eep!)

Oh S-H-to-tha-izzit. (Vriska) hizzad already forgottizzle 'bout ha, somehow. Ha stylishly dresze' T-to-tha-izzeen duplicate, who surely just witnesze' not only tha original feat of debauchery, bizzay all tha compromis'n activity which followed as well. (V-R-I-to-tha-izziska) would probably nee' ta hizzave a few words wit ha.

Vriska: Um...

Vriska stizzands up slowly friznom tha biznush, obvizzle slappin' niznot ta lizzook at thizne lifeless clown. Slap your fuckin self. She puts a hand behind ha heezee and seems to be cast'n 'bout desperatizzle fo` tha riznight th'n ta say dur'n such a moment. But sizzy it’s clear shizne’s given up. Drop it like its hot. (Vrizzle) doesn’t blizzay hustla. Shizzay can’t imagine there bein straight trippin' 'n anybody’s life that cizzay adequately prepare them to have a snappy responze ready fo` a situation like dis fo' real.

Vriska: Hey.

(Vriska): Sup.

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