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starwikia · 21 days
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if anyone thinks i’m being too mean you need to realize that this is the situation we’re dealing with. all you need is the music. we are like borderline dark comedy
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houseswife · 3 months
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bro can you imagine being tritter. you’re a power hungry cop who just wants to get revenge on the asshole doctor who humiliated you, so you approach his prescribing physician saying “here’s cold hard proof that he committed several crimes and endangered your career”. and instead of testifying against him in light of this information he’s like nooo he didn’t do anything wrong!! it was my fault actually that he committed felonies without my knowledge!! don’t take him away!! send me to prison instead!!! like. what do you even do with that
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fxirycxr3 · 3 months
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i think house could have been fixed with just a really good weighted blanket
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mazojo · 1 year
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sugarcarnation · 3 days
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the worstie <3
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bold-embrace · 4 months
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More headcanon things
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verdantglow · 22 days
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& now, here’s a reenactment of the Boat Boys fandom every time Joel & Etho interact & continue to be completely unhinged about each other.
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majestyjun · 6 months
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# E GIRLS ARE RUINING HIS LIFE! r18+ series
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uh, girl you fuckin’ with a wrong one !!
✰ toxic txtober series by @majestyjun. minors do not interact. contains unhealthy relationships, dubious consent, violence. all contain smut r18+ scenes.
a/n. LOL it millie back w another series that uhhh probably won’t be finished on schedule but that’s just reality @.@ releasing starting october~!
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# E GIRLS ARE RUINING MY LIFE!
knife to your spine, splotchy bites across your neck, fuck,,, you’re so pretty when you’re scared.
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# SHINIGAMI EYES!
love costs an ugly amount,,, and he’ll trade half his sanity, reason,,, just for a taste of sweet euphoria.
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# CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME!
shut the fuck up, you’re prettier when you’re choked quiet by his hands,,, bet you’ll be even better broken.
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# DEATH NOTE, DEAD SOULS!
blood on his hands is blood on yours,,, all for you, darling, love him more, love him more, love him most…
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# CORPSE WITH THE RING!
‘till death do you part, a promise he’ll never let you forget,,, forged on your finger for this life, for life eternal.
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rainbow-femme · 4 months
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Nathan was really barefoot in his murder basement that probably hadn’t been cleaned since he went to prison
Feet out in front of god and everyone while holding a heavy and sharp object he had not handled in a while and could have easy smashed his bare ass feet with while trying to catch and chop up a div 1 athlete
Just fully toes out to kill his son
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leshyleaf · 1 year
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This au’s gaster, plus some canon stuff, probably
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melrosing · 20 hours
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"An adventure," Bran repeated wistfully. He heard his brother sob. The room was so dark he could not see the tears on Robb's face, so he reached out and found his hand. Their fingers twined together.
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w1lmutt · 1 year
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I just remembered something that became a meme (sort of?) for mp100 manga fans before season2 was out and now I feel robbed
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Rip to Kageyama "hn… the loans…" Ritsu you would’ve been famous
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dumblebumblebee · 10 months
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“maybe i don’t want to push this until it breaks” . and you expect me to believe house is straight. as if that’s not the most homoerotic and roundabout way of saying “i’m in love with you”
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wereshrew-admirer · 11 days
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15daysoffatt day 1; Departure
DRE (as CHINE): Duvall, can you take It?
ART (as DUVALL): Uh, yeah, but—you don’t have to—it doesn’t have to go like this.
DRE (as CHINE): Apparently it does.
AUSTIN: It looks up at Chine again. At you, Chine. A little sad, but mostly confused.
DRE (as CHINE): You need to go with Duvall.
AUSTIN: It like, headbutts your shin a little bit.
DRE (as CHINE): I know, I don’t like it either.
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rickybaby · 7 months
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Daniel chatting with Andrea Stella of all people
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fizzytoo · 5 months
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hey, soldier
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