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atorionsbelt · 10 months
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you’ll be pleased to hear phil dunster is back on his royjamie/ot3 agenda and has indeed read the fics
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tinamybeloved · 6 months
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moth-in-a-mason-jar · 2 months
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WELCOME TO THE SPACE-EXPLORATION! 141 AU
Meet your Captain, John Price
He will be leading this research expedition as well as navigating research vessel 141
Bro I fucking knew he would win the poll
Idk what to call this AU yet, so we'll see how this goes
Drawing Gaz next, YIPPIE
Not me accidentally posting this outside of the queue lol
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zivazivc · 14 days
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https://open.spotify.com/track/14UiJ7VaTWsG41YYAs6uha?si=O_wQSPfvRgexvWahmsbcng floyd song
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I struggled a bit to figure out what song you sent because I don't have spotify and sometimes these links don't want to open ksjbdvb. but YOOOOO Floyd in the bottle song, hell yeah, thank you anon! you are strong, floyd, we love you
Please take my own (bipolar, ex bandmates au) Floyd in the bottle song, where he's going a bit mental from being trapped and having to think about his life 🤲
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cleake · 2 years
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Space! Mark with Concerned / composed Capitan
Hello, I just got into the fandom and I love everything here. So I think we all love Engineer!Mark, and I thought of the dynamic with Mark and his laid back, more serious captain, so have this. Warning: English is not my first language so I'm sorry for any mistakes, or confusion. Enjoy :)
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• The Engineer is very energetic, sometimes he can't stay still, so there will be a big difference between you two • But Mark loves it, he cannot stop telling others how composed and considerate their captain is, even though everyone knows it • Mark admires how useful you can be, and you always make well-thought-out decisions • He himself can be impulsive and that's is not exactly a bad thing, sometimes you need a person who can come up with something right away, even if it is not the most prudent decision • Mark always encourages you to do things that you are afraid of, of course, he never forces you to do it, he only encourages you • You often have to "watch over" your engineer so that he does not accidentally hurt himself or someone else • This does not mean that you cannot leave him alone, if you give him a specific order, he will fulfill it perfectly, no matter how annoying that order is for him, you are his captain and a friend, he knows that you want the best for him • Mark is always around to help you when you feel insecure • He can often sense your anxiety, notes specific gestures that you make when you are stressed, then he calms you down as soon as possible and makes you a tea / other drink that you like • When you worry about him, he feels happy, you care about him? Omg the captain loves me :] • You talk a lot together in your spare time, about anything and everything and you enjoy it, you can talk about your day from your perspective and Mark always comforts you by telling you how good captain you are • Everyone around enjoys your dynamic, sometimes it creates funny situations, even Celci smiles because of your stupidity • Mark: "Captain, do you think we need more windows in our ship?" Captain: * Has flashback of how Mark flew out the window * "… I'll leave it without comment" • Captain: "Mark, can you be serious for five minutes, please?" Mark: "My record is four, but I guess I can try :)" • You have to remind Mark at times how important he is to you, and Mark cannot hold back happy tears • Due to how much he respects and admires(maybe loves)you, he sometimes mimics your gestures and statements, he sees you as perfect, along with your fears and uncertainties • He's happy when you're happy :)
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gethoce · 1 year
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Project Halberd, Chapter 1: Jailbreak
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Shivering nervously, Axe Knight approaches the futuristic tall iron walls that house the GSA headquarter, carrying a strange treasure chest on his back along with his trusty axe. He never thought he'd stoop as low as to ask them for help. Their reputation amongst his friends and family in the Underworld has always been extremely low. Based on what he has heard they may not even help him, but his friend needs him. Mace Knight needs him.
He has read his message over and over again. They locked the workers within the factory. They can't get out. Prisoners. Forced to work forever. Mechanisation. Part of him wished he could just reply I told you so and mock him for not leaving when he himself quit, however Mace Knight is still his friend and the idea of him suffering like he described makes his stomach turn. It turned out to have become worse than Axe Knight ever could have imagined.
At long last he builds up the courage to approach the entrance and takes a closer look at it. It is that moment he notices that the entire building's security system seems oddly familiar. It's unmistakably a Haltmann Works Co. construction. Shrieking Axe Knight sprints away from the entrance around the building. They're working with them. The GSA is working with the HWC! They're never gonna help him fight against them. Mace Knight is screwed.
Pacing back and forth for a while Axe Knight attempts to come up with a new plan. Perhaps he should ask his friends from the Underworld for help after all. It'll be extremely embarrassing and only some of them are able to enter the overworld, yet they at least would be guaranteed to be willing to help.
Then suddenly he begins to notice something shuffling about nearby. He jumps startled looking around nervously until he discovers the source of the noise. There is a blue Matterborn wearing a cape and a mask oddly close to the security systems in place around the area. A small terminal for typing in a pin code catches his eye. Carefully Axe Knight approaches the stranger.
"Are you trying to break in or something?"
Startled, the stranger swiftly turns around drawing their sword from their cape as it flares out behind them. Their eyes glow a threatening amber. Waving his arms around Axe Knight approaches while leaving his axe on his back while explaining himself.
"You know, this is a Haltmann Works Co. Security System. I used to work for them until very recently… I'll let a little secret from us low level workers slip."
Lowering their oddly shaped weapon the stranger allows Axe Knight to come beside them and he begins to type a special code into the security terminal.
"There is a code that opens every single unlockable Haltmann product without fail. We workers programmed that in for our convenience."
To the stranger's surprise the door suddenly opens allowing them to go in. They briefly take a peek inside before turning around upon hearing voices coming their way. "Someone's coming. Come this way." Quickly they take hold of Axe Knight's hand, drag him along into the building and the door shuts behind them.
Axe Knight feels a sense of dread crawling up his back as the stranger pulls him along. He doesn't want to get involved with whatever struggle this criminal has going on with the GSA, yet at the same time he must admit he just dug his own grave right there approaching them in the first place.
They pass by a few rooms until the stranger pulls Axe Knight into a storage room so quickly he wonders how they possibly could have guessed this chamber wouldn't be occupied. Either their perception is excellent or they know exactly where they're going. They press themself against a wall along with Axe Knight to hide while two Matterborn pass by them, one green with a bright red mohawk, the other a dull purple with an orange ponytail. As they talk to each other Axe Knight recognises the voices as those he just heard outside.
"I'm telling you, Falspar, if Dutch has truly shown up in this area of the Galaxy something bad is going to happen very very soon. We need to be on the lookout."
"Ah, come on. Maybe the old guy is just passing through. It must be boring living like he does for so long."
The stranger waits until the voices have become quieter and then peeks out the door to ensure the warriors are a decent distance away from them. They begin to whisper with a deep voice with a slight halcandran accent.
"I need to find out where the jail and the port are located. There should be some sort of control room or a map of the building's layout in general that could help us."
Jail? The stranger is here to bust someone out perhaps? Also they seem to intent to hijack a ship from the port, which is almost certain to alarm the entire army in the area. That is unless someone with the right skills is able to disarm all the security systems. Perhaps the stranger came in prepared or maybe they're lucky a random guy with intimate knowledge of this kind of technology just happened to pass by.
"The control room is your best bet. It should allow us to see what purpose each room has. Layout maps usually only number their rooms without naming their purpose."
Axe Knight explains and the stranger responds with a silent nod and begins to make their way across the hallways again. Their eyes quickly dart from door sign to door sign scanning for the word control room or something akin to it. With a surprising amount of stealth they move past each room while carefully listening for each and every subtle noise. They truly are skilled. Moreover they must have noticed just how nervous Axe Knight is, though who wouldn't be? Breaking into the headquarters of the largest army in the galaxy isn't something you do everyday.
After what felt like an hour the stranger pulls Axe Knight into a room with monitors decking out an entire side of it. They point their sword towards the security camera watching over the area and its lights begin to fade as it breaks without requiring a single touch. Curious Axe Knight watches the golden blade with its odd prongs and crimson gem in its hilt. With swift steps they enter the room and approach the computers.
"Can you hack into these as well?"
The stranger whispers again after a long period of silence. Nodding Axe Knight closes in on the table and begins to type away under the watchful eye of his new weird companion. It only takes a couple minutes until he has figured out where the rooms are located. With their eyes glowing up in delight the stranger takes a mental note of the layout, only for their gaze to turn grim as they notice noise coming awfully close to their location.
Quickly they tap out of the window, take hold of the other knight and jump up into the air clawing themself onto the ceiling with one arm while lifting Axe Knight along with his luggage with the other. He holds his breath in anticipation as the green warrior with the mohawk from earlier, Falspar, enters the room clueless and begins to type away on the keyboard.
A communication window pops up showing the interior of a spaceship along with its crew. A warrior with an unusual spiky haircut is front and centre. They begin to speak to one another.
"Yo, Falspar, you want anything from StarBuns?"
"Joe, you're not supposed to call in for that or make a detour for fast food for that matter."
"So what do you want?"
"... get me some fries and a cheeseburger with extra cheese and a strawberry milkshake, please, thank you."
"Got it. See ya!"
Then Falspar logs out of the computer again and leaves the room while happily humming a tune. The stranger waits listening as their steps become quieter, while Axe Knight hangs in there with different things on his mind. "We should get some fries as well when we're done here…" He whispers seconds before the stranger drops down onto the ground again, startling him.
"We head to the jail cells. There you will need to open another door for me. Then we go for the docks and make an escape." They whisper as they begin to lead the way once again. Nervously Axe Knight looks left and right wondering where that warrior with the mohawk might have gone and also where the one with the ponytail might be. Luckily his companion seems to have everything under control.
Another couple of minutes that felt like hours later they made their way downstairs, discovering the door to the jail chamber. As they come near, the door begins to open on its own and the masked stranger swiftly yet silently moves themself and Axe Knight behind it, watching the one who just opened it walk past them without ever noticing the suspicious duo.
The stranger grabs hold onto their cape and swings its inside around Axe Knight and themself in a turning motion, which teleports them inside the jail chamber before the door can fully close. Nauseous from being dragged in and out of a small pocket dimension within just a couple seconds, Axe Knight drops onto the ground face first.
Meanwhile the masked knight begins to scan through the cells with their eyes until they come across a bird-like figure sitting within one of them. Upon noticing the warrior a wide grin begins to form on their face. "Took ye long enough, Meta Knight. Now let me outta here, quick." The bird greets the stranger by name with a rough voice. Meta Knight motions towards Axe Knight with a nod. "Would you kindly unlock this door?"
Patting dust off of himself, Axe Knight approaches the door and enters the same code as before into a terminal near the jail cell to open it. The bird person watches sceptical at first, yet once the door starts to move their face lights up again. "'N who do I 'ave the pleasure o' meetin' today?" They say as they walk out the cells.
Meta Knight looks back at his new companion in anticipation. "It's Axe Knight. Glad to meet you." He introduces himself semi-confidently, to which the bird replies swiftly. "The name be Cap'n Vul. Now let's get outta here afore that guard comes back here." The knights nod in agreement and make their way back towards the door as a trio.
Cautiously, Meta Knight opens the door peeking out of the opening with one eye making sure nobody stands behind it who could notice them. "Quick. This way should lead to the docks." He rushes down the hall until he reaches a crossing and has to look out for obstacles again. Captain Vul's feathers lean back as he hears the word docks. "Ye did come here wit' yer owns ship now did ye?"
Without looking back at him Meta Knight continues to walk ahead. "It crashed." Clenching his fists the Captain whispers angrily. "O' course. Wha' did I expect." Then he follows the caped knight alongside the skull-faced warrior. His eyes lock onto Axe Knight's odd treasure chest for a moment, yet he decides to leave the topic to another time for now. The escape is more important.
Dodging a few more instances of GSA warriors passing through the halls, the small group finally reaches the port. Meta Knight scans the area with his eyes yet again while addressing Axe Knight. "We need to hijack one of their spaceships. Do you know how to do that?" While he's willing to use force the swordsman would prefer to keep things as quiet as possible.
Chuckling Axe Knight pats Meta Knight on the pauldron. "You see, it was my job to assemble these very same models of HWC ships. I know exactly how they work." The captain's face lights up once again as he hears this. That's exactly the kind of person they need. Not just today but in general. He can't help but wonder where Meta Knight could possibly have found him. Certainly not in front of the gates of this very building.
"Any recommendations?" Meta Knight whispers, keeping an eye out for trouble, followed by Axe Knight pointing at a specific ship. "The HAL GS3811 should be able to carry us three outta here in record time. I just need to remove the tracker once we're in there so the GSA won't be able to follow us that easily." Nodding Meta Knight begins to sneak into that direction followed by his companions.
Once they reach the vehicle Axe Knight once again unlocks it and they silently slip inside. There he unloads his luggage and then heads straight to a location within its cockpit and begins to disassemble a few parts. "Just a moment." Meanwhile Meta Knight keeps an eye out towards the harbour. "We heard a soldier speak to one of their scouts about returning soon. We should wait for their arrival and stay low until they're gone. I don't wanna run into them in the air."
Captain Vul gives him a thumbs up. The two appear to have known one another for a while. Long enough to work together smoothly as a team. Axe Knight hands them the tracker he disassembled. "Drop that somewhere nearby so they don't notice the machine has been moved. Do not destroy it or the GSA will be alerted as well." Taking hold of it Meta Knight nods and carefully climbs out the door, placing the tracker on the ground in the shadows where it can not be spotted easily, but also doesn't get caught on the ship.
The small crew then lays low waiting for the arrival of the other ship. They watch as it docks and four warriors step outside holding fast food boxes, one of which being the one they saw on the control room monitor. "StarBuns bags. We shall head thar as well when we be done here." The captain mumbles, to which Axe Knight replies. "Man after my own heart." Meta Knight sighs in defeat.
Once the area is clear the trio takes their seats. At first Meta Knight attempts to take the driver's seat, only to be glared at by the Captain. Rolling his eyes he switches to a passenger seat and allows Vul to properly fly the ship into space and they finally make their escape relieved. For now.
The GSA will notice that a prisoner and a ship are both missing eventually. Axe Knight fidgets nervously thinking about his friend Mace Knight who still needs rescuing. Perhaps his new companions are willing to return his favour?
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kaihoney · 22 days
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ive mentioned a while ago im writing on a fanfiction where ramon meets betilla and! believe it or not im still writing on it! like. progress is happening slowly but surely! we are at almost 2000 words and betilla is about to join! c:
also i cant promise that itll be written well or smth BECAUSE LIKEEE YEAH 😭🙏
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SK AU FANS LISTEN UPPPP I'VE MADE A DISCORD SERVER FOR YOU GUYS TO CHAT ON!!! YOU CAN TALK ABT MY AU OR YOUR OWN AUS TOO! THE TITLE IS TOTALLY TEMPORARY! THE LINK IS: https://discord.gg/SW4rHYdaWU GO AHEAD AND JOIN!!! :DDDD
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el-im · 1 year
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i just tracked down and either saved to my archive.org favorite list or downloaded epubs of every single enterprise novel. everyone, I am about to be so fucking annoying,
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totallytoonymuses · 2 years
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" With a snap, he's the captain! Not the brightest man...
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...and don't forget: When he gets wet, you're back where you began! "
☙ TOTALLYTOONYMUSES, a multi-muse blog for various characters from Looney Tunes, Animaniacs, Disney, Five Nights at Freddy's, CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS, and more!
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fishingtrips · 2 years
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HE IS MINE NOWWWWW HAHAHAHAHHAHSSHAHDS
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lanegritaalma · 2 years
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“I only call you Captain cause your dick is off the Hook” and “Hit this pussy with an uppercut, call that nigga Captain Hook” are both coexisting lyrics from two of the baddest rappers in the game! Shout out to Cupcakke and Megan Thee Stallion for reminding us how hot Captain Hook is 😜
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babydollmarauders · 4 months
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MEDIA MANAGEMENT — JACK HUGHES (23-24 SZN PART 19)
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notes: this is late and short and i apologize for that! i’ve had such a busy few days
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y/ndevils00 WE WON!! WE ACTUALLY WON!!
i mean… yeah, it’s cool, we won.
with the return of my absolute favorite captain (sorry Quinnifer), the devilish whores won 7-2 against the swords!
we kicked off the scoring just a minute and a half into the first with a goal from Holtzy, and almost 10 minutes later, got a goal from uncle Toffee to give us a 2-0 lead!
but that’s not all! just 4 minutes later, captain slut got his first goal back!! GO NICOLAS!!! and in true boyfriends fashion, he acquired his first goal back the same way that Jacky did; on his first game back, in the first period of the game, with a goal that had to be confirmed by officials that it was a good goal! how utterly boyfriends of them! they definitely planned that!
and to end first period, we got yet another EVEN strength goal (no power play goals yet here!) from Pally Pocket!! giving us a FOUR goal lead on those bitches from buffalo!
in second period we got yet another goal from Tyler the creator, just 2 minutes in! bringing the score to 5-1! thank you, queen! and then the rest of that period was boring af
BUT THIRD PERIOD! OH I LOVED THIRD PERIOD! we opened that period and made it our bitch with a goal from MY best friend in the whole big wide world, Dawg-son Mercer!! EVERYBODY CHEER! WOOOOO!!! (with an assist from my lovely pain in the ass, babygirl!)
AND LASTLY, WITH OUR ONE AND ONLY POWER PLAY GOAL, WE HAVE MY (hopefully) FUTURE LITTLE BROTHER, LUKEY ‘SMUSH’ HUGHES!!! LET’S GO, BABY HUGHES!! SHOW ‘EM WHAT YOU’RE MADE OF!!
i’ll see you guys on tuesday after we play the long island iced teas!
tagged holtz_10, tofff73, nicohischier, pally_18, jackhughes, dawson1417, and lhughes_06
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john.marino97 i don’t even get my own pic tonight?
y/ndevils00 i only have so many spots Jonathan! what am i supposed to do, you didn’t score a goal! do you want me to just take someone’s pic away to fit you in?!
john.marino97 1. not my name. 2. yes
y/ndevils00 NO! stop being greedy— jesus you’re like a stray cat, i feed you love once and you never leave me alone again
john.marino97 one could argue that you’re actually the stray cat
y/ndevils00 am i the one begging for your love right now? no!
john.marino97 i could post a photo of what you’re doing right now and it would suggest otherwise…
user29 what’s she doing right now?!
lhughes_06 @/user29 john is giving her a piggyback ride throughout the empty arena because she wouldn’t leave him alone
jackhughes how tf did you get the last picture from the press box?
y/ndevils00 ✨zoom✨
jackhughes well i need you to ✨zoom✨ out and stop camera stalking me while i’m on the bench. WATCH THE GAME.
y/ndevils00 don’t tell me what to do?
jackhughes you’re right, i’m sorry for telling you to do your job
y/ndevils00 you should be. thank you!
nicohischier you called me anything but my name
y/ndevils00 obviously? do you not see my gag here Nicole?
nicohischier i see it, i hate it, i ask you to do better
y/ndevils00 HEY DON’T TAKE MY LINE!
nicohischier too late. took it. made it my own.
y/ndevils00 @/jackhughes PUT YOUR BITCH ON A LEASH
jackhughes but you’re my bitch?
y/ndevils00 @/jackhughes take that back right now
jackhughes or what?
y/ndevils00 @/jackhughes or i’ll tell Sid?
jackhughes consider it unsaid 🫡
user01 NICO AND LUKE GOALS AND WE WON
user63 “bitches from buffalo” is how i’ll be referring to them now tysm
holtz_10 please leave me out of this
y/ndevils00 you’re part of the team, are you not? you’re briefly photographed and mentioned just shut up and say thank you
holtz_10 for what? you didn’t even congratulate me
john.marino97 bro, it’s not worth the fight, just say it
holtz_10 thank you?
y/ndevils00 you’re welcome, swedish meatball!
tofff73 thank you and you’re welcome, queen!
y/ndevils00 TAKE NOTES PEOPLE! THIS IS WHAT YOU DO!
dawson1417 you’ve been here for like 2 months and you already make the rest of us look bad, Toff
y/ndevils00 @/dawson1417 you could NEVER look bad to me, honey bun! the others, however, could use some work
lhughes_06 i’ll be your future brother if i have any say in it
jackhughes but you DON’T have any say in it?
y/ndevils00 @/jackhughes that’s what YOU think
jackhughes i- what does that even mean?
lhughes_06 @/jackhughes wouldn’t you like to know
jackhughes i’m pretty sure YOU don’t even know
lhughes_06 @/jackhughes you can’t prove that (i don’t)
dawson1417 CHEERING!! WOOOO!!! YAY ME!!
y/ndevils00 alright london tipton, let’s tone it down a little before somebody thinks you’re conceited
dawson1417 you’re right, sorry, GO TEAM!
y/ndevils00 there we go!! (we can cheer for just you off insta! nobody else matters!)
dawson1417 can we go out for drinks to celebrate me?
y/ndevils00 are you buying?
dawson1417 sure?
y/ndevils00 then ABSOLUTELY!!
user87 so are we just gonna breeze past “Pally pocket” … like polly pocket?
y/ndevils00 i liked to chew on the clothes <3
jackhughes i’m concerned for your well being
y/ndevils00 @/jackhughes you keep me sane 🥰
jackhughes well it’s a lot of work and i don’t think i’m doing a very good job
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cherryxcadbury · 1 year
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11 with jude please 💖
so ik there were a lot of reqs for #11, but this was the first one I received so this will be my #11;)
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“Why do you have chicken in your purse?” You asked your best friend, Natalia as you both looked on at the pitch.
“Not paying for that over prices stadium shit.” Natalia explained, as she happily ate her chicken nuggets in peace while people began to fill in the seats after half time.
You two were both huge Bayern fans. So when they posted on their social media, a giveaway for two tickets up close to the pitch, it didn’t take much for you two to submit about a thousand entries. And somehow, you guys won.
The score was 0-0, against Bayern’s biggest rivals, Dortmund. In honesty, Dortmund usually tended to get thrashed by Bayern, but they were the biggest competition in the Bundesliga.
“Look! Bellingham!” People called from behind you.
You angled your head and saw as Jude Bellingham was leading the charge back from the break onto the pitch. The nineteen year old captain had even the Bayern fans in awe of him.
“I hate him but he’s hella fit.” Natalia admitted, to which you only nodded in response.
He was good yes. Okay fine. He was really good. But you considered him overrated.
“There are way more options for captains though. I don’t know why the nineteen year old is the captain.” You grumbled, honestly a bit angry because of how close Jude had gotten to assisting.
“Says the one who’s no older than nineteen. Also bro, you know he deserves to be captain. Have you seen the way he is on the field. Captain material. And I say this as a lifelong Villa and Bayern fan.” Natalia responded.
You looked to her to see a brow raised in your direction.
“You’re more competitive than half the players I swear.” Natalia laughed.
“Chicken?” She offered, holding her hand out.
You chuckled before waving her hand away.
“Second half’s about to start.” You mumbled.
“WOOOOO MIA SAN MIA!” Natalia cheered, eliciting more cheers from fellow Bayern fans.
“What does Mia San Mia even mean?” You asked her, as Dortmund made their way up the pitch.
Natalia scoffed and turned to you, “You do not deserve to be wearing that Alphonso Davies kit right now.”
“In my defense, I’m not German!” You exclaimed.
“Y/N! I am literally from fucking Ecuador, I don’t know German either but at least I know Mia San Mia! Fake fa-”
She started to say before being cut off by you. Dortmund’s offense was getting suspiciously close to the Bayern net. You were tempted to grimace as Neur was out with a knee injury, not that his replacement was bad by any means.
The stadium almost fell silent as the ball made it to Bellingham’s feet. He was successful in weaving in and out of players, before the ball was deflected. And it was coming straight at you.
Your worst nightmare. You’d love football since you were a little girl. You’d watch it all the time, with or without your family. The one thing that kept you away from live matches as a kid was potentially being hit by a ball. The thought embarrassed you to no end. And now, it was about to happen, in front of tens of thousands of people.
This was what you deserved for sitting in the front row.
“DUCK!” Natalia screamed into your ear, physically pushing you down.
Luckily the ball didn’t hit you, and went flying to the row behind you. Hitting a poor unsuspecting boy.
“Oh shit.” Natalia looked at the wailing kid sympathetically.
You also felt your heart pang in sadness for the clearly hurt boy. But you also thought it was kind of funny. He’d been kicking the back of your seat for the whole first half. And you wanted to smirk and mention karma, but you were better than that.
You grabbed the makeshift ice pack in your bag, which was really just a bag of a lot of ice you’d bought at the stadium and handed it to the boy’s mother.
“I don’t have much but this might help.” You said, placing the bag in the mother’s hands who smiled at you gratefully.
The boy also thanked you, silently calling a truce.
You and Natalia told the boy jokes to help distract him from the pain but eventually it was drowned out by cheering on your side.
“Turn around!” The injured boy gestured.
You did so and saw Jude Bellingham jogging over to your area. Hence why you could barely hear anything. You turned back to see the gleaming boy, figuring it would probably be easier if he was closer to Jude.
So, you picked the boy up and transferred him to your seat, closer to the pitch, while you climbed over to sit a row behind.
Unbeknownst to you, the kind act did not go unnoticed by Jude, who’d seen it while approaching.
“I’m sorry about that bud.” The footballer smiled apologetically, ruffling the kid’s hair.
The boy just smiled, “It’s okay. You weren’t the last one to hit it anyways.”
“You doing better now eh?” Jude smiled.
“Yeah! She helped me by giving me ice and telling me jokes.” The boy answered, gesturing to you while he spoke.
This caused Jude’s eyes to flicker towards your for a second. A smirk found its way onto his face while you started blushing red.
“Ah well your sister seems very nice.” Jude emphasised the “sister”.
The boy quirked his brow.
“She’s not my sister. She just helped me after the ball hit me.” The child explained. “Ah, should’ve figured based off of the opposing kits.” Jude replied, noticing now that you sported a Bayern kit while the child was decked out in BVB gear.
You turned to Natalia who just sat there smugly, watching it all happen.
“Don’t talk much now do you?” Jude asked you, the smirk ever so present on his face.
You wanted to stop from blushing again. But you couldn’t. Instead you had to switch the topic.
“Don’t you have a game to play smart one?” You shot back, snark in your voice as you forced him to turn back to the field where the players were still waiting.
“If I were you, I’d go back to playing now. The quicker you lose, the quicker you get this over with.” You advised.
That flared some sort of pride and fighting spirit in Jude. He smiled to himself turning to go back to the pitch.
But just before that he looked at you and said, “I’ll show you why I’m the golden boy for a reason.” before stocking off.
Within a few seconds, the game resumed.
“I swear the golden boy was Gavi.” Natalia wondered aloud.
And you couldn’t help but laugh.
Approximately 48 minutes later, the match was at a standstill 2-2. Jude had already smirked in your direction after scoring. You however didn’t return anything because what if he had a girlfriend or something that was directed towards?
“Fuck fuck fuck.” Natalia breathed as Adeyemi made his way up the field.
That boy was faster than lightning.
Adeyemi handed it off to Jude who then passed it to Gio, outside of the box. The American faked Alphonso fucking Davies and shot the ball at such an angle that no one expected a goal out of it. But it was. It was a goal indeed. You bit your lip as Dortmund players and fans alike celebrated, going insane.
You could only think to keep your head down to shield yourself from the embarrassment.
15 minutes later
Most fans had left but you and Natalia hung around to take pictures considering how close you were to the field. Your back was currently facing the pitch as Natalia stood on top a seat to get your optimal angles.
“You look so good!” Natalia smiled, clicking away.
But she stopped abruptly.
You noticed.
“Oh are we done? Should we go now?” You asked her.
“Turn.” She commanded.
You whipped you head around to see Jude Bellingham shirtless. Kit in his hand, elbows leaning against the miniature wall.
“You.” You gulped, waiting to get trashed after seeing the look on his face.
“Unfortunate that you guys lost today.” He smiled.
“Yeah well match fixing’s always a possibility. Sure you know a lot about the match fixing.”
You referenced the interview which got Jude fined in the previous year.
Jude’s smile stayed, turning into an ever present smirk.
“Touché I suppose.” Before handing you his kit.
You grasped it, before looking in disgust.
“I don’t do Dortmund kits.” You tried handing it back to him.
You were actually freaking out on the inside.
“This is a Jude Bellingham kit though.” He bit his lip as he maintained eye contact with you.
“Even worse.”
He just laughed.
“Listen sweetheart. I’d take a good look at that kit before you feed it to the dogs.”
And with that, he winked, jogging into the tunnel.
“You better fucking open that kit.” Natalia commanded, holding it up.
Both your eyes shot to something scribbled in the corner.
Call me;) 49*** *** **** -Jude
Your mouth hung wide open at this point. He was into you.
“W fucking rizz Bellingham. W rizz.” Natalia muttered.
“You’re going to be a WAG Y/N.” Natalia’s hands clamped over her mouth.
You rolled your eyes at your best friend’s wild imagination. But secretly, 99% of you, hoped that what she was saying, was true
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Trans fem buggy anon back at it again with the brainrot
Crocodile going Full Mafia Boss Husband is so near and dear to me, but like. That makes Buggy the Mafia Boss Wife.
And I dunno smth about the clichés about that is so wild to me bc I feel like she'd fit that bill so well and yet so very NOT at the same time.
There is One Woman Crocodile Listens To, and it's his wife. He sometimes listens to Mihawk as well, but for different reasons. Mihawk ALSO listens to Buggy for the same reasons as Croc. It's not that Buggy is conventionally powerful, it's a mix of Happy Wife, Happy Life, and Buggy somehow slotting so well into the fold and running the backdrop with both efficiency, flair, and endearing fuck ups.
Buggy absolutely endears herself to many of Croc's business associates, charming them out the ass, and they think this mouthy little clown is a bit of a ditz and doesn't Get It, so they talk more freely around her. None of them catch that little glint in her eye as she listens attentively, making notes to ferry back to Crocodile and Mihawk both. Oh? You have big plans in the future? A loan, you say? Oh well golly, yes, I've been there before, teehee, tell me more, mister~
She has more dirt on the underbelly organizations than most can fathom, all locked up nice and neat in a code written lovingly in her fluffy heart shaped neon blue and green notebook.
She plays the role of eye candy well, and she likens it to playing on stage.
Behind the scenes, she's mouthy, bold, sharp, and useful, learning the tells and systems, realigning her general management with this new information, much to her husbands' surprise. Crocodile absolutely spoils her and Mihawk both rotten, but it's a mutual affair.
Buggy just having these wildly powerful men wrapped around her finger.
((And her fans/underlingsbare just gobbling it up bc THAT'S THEIR CAPTAIN, yeah captain Buggy is a QUEEN and she is SO GOOD AT THIS WOOOOO-))
MEANWHILE
The world government: she's a clown. Wait she was Roger's? Okay. Alright. A threat. We can mitigate this. A warlord - shit. Fuck the warlord system is going down. Oh God. Okay. Uhhh. We'll just drop a bounty. Yeah. That's good - Oh. Oh my God. Holy fuck did she just recruit MIHAWK and CROCODILE?? Okay. Emperor, then. It's fine. This is fine - THEY'RE MARRIED?!?!? WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?
The whole mafia concept with Cross Guild just fits so well. I mean, you've seen Crocodile already, he was literally made for that scenery. Crocodile and Mihawk may handle the money and men, but Buggy as a "trophy wife who looks dumb but actually knows what's going on all the time and keeps pulling the strings" is just amazing. Crocodile listens to two people only and he trusts them with his life. Buggy might seem like only a sexy bimbo clown but she actually could murder somebody violently on the spot and both Crocodile and Mihawk would stare at her with pride and then buy her all the things she wants. She's actually extremely strategic and intelligent and she's pretty much the one who makes all the plans since she knows the most about everybody they need to take advantage of.
And it's not even the dynamic which, I mean, it's pretty obviously a mafia dynamic but-- The whole aesthetic too? These three are just constantly giving "mafia boss x femme fatale wife x mysterious murderous husband". Crocodile sitting at his desk, Mihawk by his side and Buggy sitting on his lap? The image won't leave my head. It's just so, so good for them.
Not to mention that the Marines are all extremely frightened of this trio and Buggy's history and won't even dare to come close to them because they don't even know how the hell this relationship happened. And it's concerning and scary and they might end up dead if they approach them.
But yeah, this whole thing lives in my mind rent-free all the time and this is exactly how I imagine them. Cross Guild is just a mafia and Buggy always gets what she wants because she gets the job done and both Crocodile and Mihawk genuinely love her to death. Like literally. Don't touch her. You'll die.
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Penalty Box Series— Quinn Hughes Edition (Thirteen)
23-24 Season Masterlist
previous: twelve
next: thirteen
NOVEMBER 15, 2023
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yourusername welcome back to my postgame penalty box update show: QUINN MOTHER FUCKING HUGHES RUNS THE WORLD edition!
tonight, quinn went head to head (not literally though because quinny doesn't take face offs) with his ex captain/dad, bo horvat! (whom i miss very much!) and for those who were unfortunate enough to miss it, it was a DOOZY! this game was the best so here's a full play by play: sissy's version
let me start you off with the wonderful news that as of today, november 15th, quinn is the only defenseman in the league with a +20! this is my best friend's season! and bo got welcome home signs, and an amazing tribute video, and i was so heartbroken that i wasn't there because i just wanted to wrap him up in the biggest hug!
my nuckies didn't start off *strong* because ian got two penalties in a row and the islanders cashed in on both (rude) but things started going our way in the second! we got a power play and my good man millsy cashed in!!
and then we learned that petey can juggle and ride a unicycle at the same time! i already knew that, but shorty said "i don't know how many nhl players can juggle and ride a unicycle. i don't know how many nhl players have tried to juggle and ride a unicycle, but we know elias pettersson can!" and i DIED! we love sports journalism
and then bo was an absolute RUDE HEAD and scored against demmer! the disrespect! but don't worry, sissy fans— we got another power play and my favorite blonde princess scored on it! my least favorite hughes got an assist on it which means that QUINNY CURRENTLY LEADS THE LEAGUE IN ASSISTS AND IS TIED FOR SECOND IN POINTS!
now, if you didn't watch, you might be wondering "what the heckers is going on in the fifth pic?" well, my lovelies, there was a scrum and quinn decided to put the "hug" in huggy bear by holding palmieri in a cute little headlock and they had to be separated! quinny's gone wild! watch out!
in the third, two islanders penalties were called at once, so we got ourselves a 5 on 3! hronek cashed in on it with a 100 mph (there was great debate over this) slap shot! and quinn got ANOTHER assist! for those not counting, this made the score 3-3
next up: overtime! i was so scared because i did not want bo & co to win on his homecoming. i like poetry! and i got my wish because guess who scored the game winning goal? you guessed it! QUINN MOTHER FUCKING HUGHES! i was jumping (ish) and screaming (a lot) and i got my wish of poetry because it was the 43rd shot on goal for the canucks and it was quinn's third career overtime goal! (yes, he gets a trophy!!)
quinn, i am so unbelievably proud of you. you're making this your season and doing everything you've been working on the last few summers. you're finally being recognized for your talent, and i’ve never been happier. just always remember who your biggest fan is💙 i love you way past infinity!
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_quinnhughes i could've gone without the facetime call where you just screamed, but i still love you way past beyond, sissy💙
yourusername stfu you love my postgame facetimes
_quinnhughes you can't prove it
yourusername maybe not, but i feel it in my heart. my soul. my ass.
_quinnhughes you were so close to being poetic
yourusername i was poetic, you just don't appreciate my work
trevorzegras @/yourusername i appreciate your work
yourusername @/trevorzegras that's because you're a SIMP
trevorzegras @/yourusername damn right
user81 HE WAS SMILEY AFTER HIS GOAL I'M-😭
jackhughes @_quinnhughes WOOOOOO!
yourusername that's what i'm sayin'!
_quinnhughes @/jackhughes wow, i can't decide if "AHHHHHH" or "WOOOOO" means more to me
jackhughes @_quinnhughes i used six o's! you only typed five
_quinnhughes @/jackhughes well that changes everything
yourusername @_quinnhughes i feel like screaming incoherently via the phone has a lot more heart to it. i cared enough to call.
_quinnhughes @/jackhughes that wasn't an invitation to call me and scream "woo" with six o's!
jackhughes @_quinnhughes yes it was
yourusername @/jackhughes stop being an attention whore
jackhughes @/yourusername you first
yourusername @/jackhughes i can't, it's half my personality
_quinnhughes @/yourusername @/jackhughes i decided that sissy's means more because hers came with tears
yourusername @/jackhughes ✨suck it✨
user6 quinn did NOT want to be interviewed midway through the game omfg
user80 okay but the petey on a unicycle thing was so out of pocket😭 do you think he practiced when him and quinn lived together?
trevorzegras @_quinnhughes i'm also at six games! you aren't special
_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras you haven't played your last four games?
trevorzegras @_quinnhughes technicalities schmalities
yourusername @/trevorzegras you've gotten plenty of sissy penalties
_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras and i haven't gotten any of those in at least two weeks!
trevorzegras @_quinnhughes you don't live with her!
_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras technicalities schmalities
user62 THAT'S MY FIRST STAR OF THE GAME!!
bohorvat i miss you, too, y/n! you should come next time!
yourusername i’ll be gender reveal party planning! and very pregnant!
bohorvat i guess that's a valid excuse
yourusername oh good because then i’d have to think of a fake one that was better
_quinnhughes @/yourusername i need to know your first thought
yourusername @_quinnhughes "that's the day i'm planning to put jack into a permanent coma"
bohorvat both are equally good
_quinnhughes @/yourusername you should do that anyways
jackhughes @/yourusername @_quinnhughes HEY
yourusername @/jackhughes hi? didn't we just talk about you to stop being an attention whore? i’m going to need to see some more effort from you
bboeser am i not your only blonde princess?
yourusername you are? what is the issue here?
bboeser you said i’m your favorite which normally means that there's more than one
yourusername i will not hesitate to deem someone else a blonde princess and make you my least favorite if you won't be GRATEFUL
_quinnhughes @/yourusername what other blondes do you know?
yourusername @_quinnhughes i’ll just make jamie bleach his hair blonde
jamie.drysdale @/yourusername you better mean benn
yourusername @/jamie.drysdale you did it as a youth! it'll only be a little haunting! but it's for a good cause!
jamie.drysdale @/yourusername spite is not a good cause
yourusername @/jamie.drysdale maybe not to YOU
user48 "quinn decided to put the "hug" in huggy bear" HA
user3 we can't play who's sissy's least favorite hughes because you already said it in the caption :(
yourusername i'm sorry :( it was to match me calling brock my favorite! i’ll be more mindful of my fans next time🫡
lhughes_06 tag yourself i'm the ninth pic
yourusername i’m the second pic!
lhughes_06 you're no fun
yourusername i’m a happy person! mostly!
jackhughes i’m quinn in the fifth pic and @.yourusername is palmieri
yourusername @/jackhughes ummm uno reverse that
jackhughes @/yourusername you should've tagged yourself first then!
lhughes_06 @/jackhughes don't flatter yourself
jackhughes @/lhughes_06 sissy doesn't always win!
_quinnhughes @/jackhughes i’m not sure me and trevor grabbing her before she hits her head on something counts as you winning
jackhughes @_quinnhughes her being a klutz is not on me
_alexturcotte i’m the seventh pic over this argument
lhughes_06 @_alexturcotte nailed it
user88 jack and sissy are back at it again
user76 this game had me screaming and crying both in good and bad ways
colecaufield @_quinnhughes i think your headlock move has satisfied y/n for the time being
_quinnhughes @/colecaufield wait for it
yourusername @/colecaufield he still didn't get a penalty! he should've thrown hands
_quinnhughes there it is
trevorzegras @/yourusername he tried his best! he got separated!
_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras i really didn't
trevorzegras @_quinnhughes i’m trying to help you
_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras she won't be satisfied until i "throw hands"
yourusername this is true
colecaufield @/yourusername have you ever heard of "you get what you get and you don't throw a fit"?
yourusername @/colecaufield no <3
user32 why is no one talking about the fourth pic? i think we need to talk about the fourth pic
_alexturcotte six whole games since his last penalty? that's too many
yourusername is that because you're only at four?
_alexturcotte YOU COUNTED?!
yourusername don't think my son didn't text me that you got a penalty when you played against my babies on october 29th! i know you slashed!
colemcward @_alexturcotte my bad
yourusername @/colemcward you do nothing wrong, ever. i miss you and i love you. so much. thank you for tattling<3
colemcward @/yourusername i miss and love you, too, mom!❤️
_alexturcotte AND YOU WAITED UNTIL NOW TO BRING IT UP?
yourusername i was waiting for the perfect moment to truly belittle you
trevorzegras @/yourusername what other information do you have that you're waiting for the perfect moment for?
yourusername @/trevorzegras that's classified
_alexturcotte this is terrifying at best
_quinnhughes @_alexturcotte she holds grudges for things like this
yourusername @_quinnhughes you mean like how i still remember your interference penalty against robo in the third period on february 27th, 2023?
_quinnhughes @_alexturcotte see?
trevorzegras @_alexturcotte you done fucked up, bud
colemcward @_alexturcotte (mom don't read this!) my bad
_alexturcotte great
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