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invioletswithyou · 3 months ago
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As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to to say…
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thisrobotbeatcaptcha · 4 months ago
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When you write the best dick-sucking tumblr post ever, call that fishingGOATproceeds
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hazbincalifornia · 2 months ago
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I am losing my shit
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juniebgroans · 6 months ago
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Look, unless it brings back editing other posts, I don't care
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feshmushoom · a year ago
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If you’re gay and you can’t speak the language of the rats yet, then you have a lot of work left to do
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notsosilentmonsters · 2 years ago
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What do the monsters think of people in the Order? like Claudia, Walter, Dahlia, ect
Oh boy this’ll be a long one
Re: Claudia and Dahlia, most monsters are kind of scared of them. Claudia especially, she’s kind of a monster whisperer of sorts? She has this strange aura, monsters find it oddly soothing and distressing at the same time. Dahlia is was just strange. Monsters generally feel chaotic around her. Valtiel- as we are all aware he is omniscient- sees a sort of authoritative and leader-like quality with Claudia. She’s capable of taking things into her direction and can reliably lead situations to her favor as long as she is in charge 100%. Dahlia however has a very emotional quality to her methods, but is also strategic to a degree. When something goes awry she’s more likely to get frustrated and angry than to hurry to solve it.
Re: Walter, he’s a very calm, level-headed person, but gives off a very unsettling vibe. Monsters generally don’t stick around very long near him, especially ones like the Twin Victims. Valtiel thinks he has potential, but executes it very poorly. He’s an emotion-centric planner.
Re: Vincent, ew? He’s a very egotistical human being, though not as evil as one would feel comfortable with him being. Monsters tend to ignore him purely because of his association with Claudia, not really because of he himself giving off any odd vibes. Stay far, far away and it’ll be okay.
Re: Leonard. While he’s also a monster himself, a lot of other monsters will avoid him and his area. He’s just not very friendly! And also kind of dead a little bit. Just a little though.
A good portion of the “Boss” monsters don’t typically have much feeling towards the Order due to its varying states of functionality but Butcher and Valtiel and the Red Pyramids have experienced it being active. They kind of all think the cultists are annoying in varying degrees (Butcher hates them the most, surprise-surprise), but haven’t actually dealt with them one-on-one very much or at all. The other Pyramid Heads only know the Order from its involvement with Shepherd’s Glen history, other than that they’re completely clueless. Never seen a human person that obnoxious in their life (probably)
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wigglingtapeworm · 2 years ago
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my work friend uses tumblr but shes never seen cock is one of my favorite tastes.  i was in shock.  appalled she hadnt even seen the john green version
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scottsumrners · 5 months ago
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Apex should just pull the plug and go "oh yeah everybody in this game gay. Gay asf. It's the future. Heterosexuality has been successfully abolished. Even the murderbot bottoms."
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ottermatopoeia · 7 months ago
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as i near 8000 followers i just wanted to say I don't have a sugar daddy sweetheart everything I have I worked for and I worked for to get and I built myself and I need you to know that 100%. I don't have a sugar daddy. I've never had a sugar daddy. If I wanted a sugar daddy yes I could go out and get one because I am what? SICKENING you could never have a sugar daddy because you are not that type of girl. Baby everything I have I worked for, I've gotten myself I've built myself from the ground up. FCKING BTCH!
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cryptvokeeper · 6 months ago
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if Philza Minecraft (publicly) joins tumblr the response better just be be one part tramp stamps and two parts John green Or I don’t wanna see it
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mbappe2spurs · 4 months ago
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How do you know Eric smells amazing 👀
because i’m fucking him absolutely i am every night
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twinkhimbo · a year ago
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Me staring at mirage's bulge in his new Christmas skin
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mrslordfarquaad · 12 months ago
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it really interests  me how bullying john green really changed the course of this website for the better
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