#CULCHIES

[irishthings]

I hate you hotels I hate you urban sprawl I hate you lack of public seating I hate you Starbucks I hate you American sweet shops I hate you lack of public toilets I hate you angry taxi drivers swerving into cycle lanes I hate you disappearing buses I

#ireland #irish #The city is wearing me down #I cannot do it anymore #I am a culchie #I am getting out

[emci123]

Is it the toy show without the culchie child

#the late late toy show #late late toy show #culchie child

[michaelectras]

i think michael and adam should to move to a tiny coastal village in ireland (under the pretense of adam wanting to ‘reconnect with his ancestral roots’) because that way all of his weird behaviour (talking to thin air, staring at something for an hour straight, etc) would just be written off as him being ‘a yank’

#i think itd be cute. i think itd be sweet. i think im projecting missing ireland onto midam #they could also enjoy a lot of other small irish village experiences! they wouldnt even be the weirdest ppl in town! no thats aul gerry #and his collection of carefully preserved salmon heads #and adam not knowing how to use modern technology wouldnt be a problem because nobody else would either! #anyway. midam culchie era real #midam #adam milligan #spn michael

[holocene-sims]

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july 18, 2021 6:45 a.m. cathal and eimear's house

#ts4 #the sims 4 #sims 4 #sims 4 story #sims 4 storytelling #simblr #hlcn: everything the stars promised #grant in his culchie era #also i know the sky difference looks kinda funky but that's literally what it was like in game at this early hour of the day dkfdklgd #also pt. 2: tbh the real j*hnny c*sh was not so monogamous either lmao #holocene.docx #holocene.png #hlcn: grant #hlcn: cathal #hlcn: eimear

[slopit]

the best thing about my terrible job is hown often farmers who smell like fresh dirt and potatoes come into the shop

#ill help any culchie who smells like a fresh potato for hours .say your words idc you snell like my kitchen in childhood

[anewbrainjughead]

i didn't even plan on staying out tonight & now im sitting in the bar trying to figure out how xenophobic this fella from bellmullet is

#i think hes ok but like. ok compared to the racist culchies i know #seems sound enough though. a bit suspicious though #been a nice night all around. not enough dancing & too much sugar #anewbrainjughead

[deithe]

i hate going to wakes. there is a whole dead guy in your sitting room no i do not want a ham sandwich

#its for my neighbor who was 89. lovely guy if not a bit of a weird culchie #but i hate hate wakes. its so. #just a dead guy in your sitting room. and i have to drink a cup of tea. while trying not to have a crisis about the image of death #the waxiness and impartiality of death.

[martitheevans]

I love living in the countryside, I just hear noises and I'm like 'oh, look, the ominous drone is back'

#the yapper yaps #irish culchies understand #ireland #ireland core #like random bangs of those things that scare away crows #and in the summer when the cows are going ballistic #and sheep. lots of sheep. #FUCKING TRACTORS

[starlightseraph]

I saw ur Christmas post and I was reading through the tags and I was like. is op irish? I was right. this is me -> 😎😎

i am indeed! 😎😎

#but i’ve mostly lived in the us since i was 9 #la to be specific #and now i sound like a dub instead of a culchie limerick :( #and ethnically i’m only 25% white so irish people never clock me as irish #mixed kid identity crisis fr #ireland #irish #limerick #gaeilge #personal

[gxldenthor]

this is the culchies time to THRIVE

#as a fellow culchie i am supoorting and cheering #late late toy show 2022 #late late toy show

[emmaxswiftie]

yes i did. just spend half an hour on the ctyi wiki fandom to see what i’m getting myself into, and no i don’t have any regrets

#ctyi #i’m very bored if you couldn’t tell #i done the test in 3rd class #i’m now in 3rd year #can u tell i’m a culchie already??

[irishthings]

Imagine being a TERF in the year of Big Mary 2023?! Couldn’t possibly be me 💅🏻💅🏻

TERF 🚫

Turf ✅

#Ask #You probably shouldn't cut turf on an industrial scale though #Turf #This is the most culchie response I could think of and I'm a townie

[beautifulgreywolf]

Work Boots

Home, it turns out, isn't very far,

I learnt that last night, down in langs' bar

Brown leather boots with the slightest heel,

Pink shirts, collars turned up to reveal,

A small chain. Hands in the pockets of dirty work jeans,

And their pint glasses filled to the foam,

They stood.

Talked of lamb prices and the weather.

Dear lord, I wanna go home.

#culchie #farmer #irish #ireland #pub #guinness #poetry #writing #farm #irish farmer

[hyacinthsdiamonds]

Game for the ad break; explain the toy show badly to a non Irish person.

#late late toy show #the late late toy show #toy show #the toy show #to my non Irish f1 mutuals & followers trying to understand what im posting about... well good luck Charlie #like Eurovision vibes but just the irish #one feral presenter who will literally fling toys across the room lmfao #kids performing and presenting toys #a range of different kids but always at least one legend with an iconic moment and a culchie sometimes a kid is both a legend and a culchie #how to explain a culchie to non irish people lmao #i technically am one lmao

[brotherdusk]

grr grr grumble grumble stepping out of my comfort zone has once again proved to be vital to my growth as a person. grr

#I'm producing a narrated instruction video for an art client bc the latest thing we're making is way too complicated for a written guide #and editing it has made me way more comfortable with the sound of my own voice? I used to despise hearing it back in recordings #but now I think my culchie accent is distinctive and cute and my flat affect is calming rather than embarrassing #automatically hating an aspect of yourself just because it's different isn't the right decision maybe! #txt

[milfsarahmccool]

if clare doesn’t get the shift in the next episode then lisa mcgee and i will be having words

#we call it ‘shifting’ where i’m from #yes i’m a culchie fuckin sue me #derry girls #clare devlin #derry girls season 3 #erin quinn #michelle mallon #james maguire #orla mccool #nicola coughlan #the wee lesbian #she talks shite