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phas3d · 1 month

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Can you do slytherin boys head canons with ravenclaw reader who info dumps randomly

You're Smart || Slytherin Boys

type :: fluff

tw/cw :: none

contains :: draco, tom, mattheo, theodore, lorenzo

summary :: you have a habit of saying fun facts and explaining everything in great detail while they listen - it's not super ravenclaw based but u can imagine it :) THANK U FOR REQUESTINGG RAAAHHHH <333

DRACO MALFOY

Hated it at first since it felt like you were trying to on up him

Would start to research more topics on his own to make sure you can't one up him on it

Turns this into a competition that's completely one sided for no reason LMAO

Stays up all night up just to learn the most niche and useless information of all time

But somehow, you always know more than him and beat him

Gets so frustrated by this because he can't stand not being the smartest know-it-all in the room

So he decides to try and make YOU seem stupid

Asks you super hard questions that no one could possibly know

But for some reason, you know it

This drives him even crazier cause he can't win LOL

But overtime, he grows to find it really useful and cute at times

He likes to see how passionate you are on different things

And he does like smart girls, so he starts to see it as a pro

TOM RIDDLE

Super annoyed by the fun facts and random info at the start

Mainly because he probably already knows it or he doesn't care for it

Because if he was interested, he would have searched it up already

So in his eyes, it seems like you're call him too lazy and dumb to want to search something up

So he tells you to shut up right away when he knows you're going to info dump

But sometimes, he genuinely doesn't know and he hates admitting that

He's super bad at social interactions, online culture, etc, so he does need help with those

But he's too egotistical to admit that

So he starts to just "ignore you" when you info dump

You'll explain the deep and complicated lore of Trisha Paytas and once you're done he'll say, "Huh? Oh I was spacing out."

But in reality, he was listening in depth and taking mental notes

So he starts to use this to his advantage since you do describe every very well

He starts to silently train you in a way

For example, he'll place a group of items in front of you, like a blue shirt next to a Slytherin hoodie

This will then remind you of Alvin and the Chipmunks so you dive into the deep lore of each actor

MATTHEO RIDDLE

Doesn't really care much at first since he's always been a bit dumber than other kids

He assumed everything you were saying was common knowledge and that he was just dumb

But when others start to mention how smart you are, he's surprised

He has a smart s/o :O

Well, he always knew that but to find out that you were smarter than a majority of people gave him a confidence boost

Starts to rely on you for every single question he has possible

Even if he knows the answer, he just wants to see if he's right

He likes it when you info dump to him

Surprisingly, he's a really good listener when it comes to you

Loves listening to you talk for hours on end

THEODORE NOTT

He's not much of a talker, so having you there to info dump on him is really amusing

You're like a walking podcast for him to listen to

Likes to ask you questions too so you can switch topics

He's super proud of seeing how smart you are

Theo is pretty smart, the smartest out of the Slytherin boy group at least (Which isn't that hard) (Tom doesn't count LOL)

So it's nice for him to finally talk to someone that doesn't ask dumb ass questions every 5 minutes

It's like switching his brain off so he can just listen to you talk and explain

It makes him feel safer with you to know that you're so smart and into so many things

He also loves it because it makes it so easy to buy you a gift since he knows exactly what you like :)

LORENZO BERKSHIRE

You're both kinda in the same boat which is amazing and bad

He's also into info dumping and telling you about the niche history he found out

But so are you, so you two end up clashing and having different ideas

Like for example, you were both info dumping about the brand new live actions Avatar the Last Air Bender and you both had drastically different thoughts

Lorenzo thought a lot of it was inaccurate but you were defending it with your life

But in the end, you both just shut up because you accidentally switch topics mid way

He loves asking you questions about niche topics so he doesn't have to research them himself

Likes listening to you talk while he eats

Sometimes he'll facetime you while he has dinner so he can listen to you talk

And sometimes he even calls you before bed so you can talk him to sleep :)

#harry potter #slytherin boys #draco malfoy #draco malfoy x reader #tom riddle #tom riddle x reader #mattheo riddle #mattheo riddle x reader #theodore nott #theodore nott x reader #lorenzo berkshire #lorenzo berkshire x reader #harry potter x reader #slytherin #hogwarts #harry potter fluff #harry potter headcanon

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auckie · 7 months

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whats your taco bell order

CWS (crunch wrap supreme) and a diet BB (Baja blast) OR. NBG (nacho bell grande). Needless to say these are always meals so the side taco can sustain me later in the day. I’m also partial to the cheesy gordita crunch, the number 7 chicken quesadilla, and ofc when they’re available 😒 nacho fries or the bowl. Personally I think chalupas and Doritos locos tacos are overrated but I’ll eat them. Also love their nasty little Cinnabon bites. As Trisha (I know it was Louis ck but I prefer to attribute Trisha) paytas once said, they truly are gross little fat faggot treats what with the cumshot sauce and all that

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riarevenge · 2 years

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Why Trisha bad mom? That’s mean.

there’s a whole page on reddit dedicated to her lies and problematic past but i’ll touch on a couple things bc it’s not being mean, it’s being real. this won’t be too in depth or a list of absolutely everything, but this should paint the picture well enough. tw and cw for well… everything

trisha paytas is a pathological and dangerous liar, domestic abuser and all around vile person. she has made videos in the past about how being gay is a choice, then proceeded to say she was trans, then a lesbian, then non-binary, (making a mockery of the individuals within these groups) all of which was dropped very quickly after it stopped being “trendy.” she claimed she hated playing with barbies when she was young as she didn’t feel like a girl, hated having breasts etc, but has now named her daughter malibu barbie. she said she would raise her children non-binary, but that’s her baby’s name, she dresses her in all pink and the nursery/baby gear is all pink.

she is extremely anti semitic, she fetishises jewish men especially and she’s had past videos praising hitler and mocking jews, which then got deleted and scrubbed off the internet. she continues to fetishise jewish men as she’s now married to one, and if you go back to her podcast era, frenemies with ethan klein, she repeatedly made him, a jewish man, uncomfortable with her anti-semitism and fetishisation of judaism.

speaking of frenemies, there’s a mountain load to take from there but i won’t go into that unless someone asks me to bc i’m REALLY trying to keep this short and sweet.

trisha has a long history of racism, starting all the way back in 2012 online, when she mocked the japanese language and gyaru community. she’s also made a music video and song inspired by django unchained, where she did black face, dressed up as a slave and sang “you can whip me every night, just like django.” she’s also repeatedly used the n word, and even once expressed upset that she can’t use anti gay and anti black slurs. she also has a song, a very RACIST song, called jungle fever. need i say more.

trisha has dated a convicted pedophile in 2017, and she defended him. his victim was 3 years old and he admitted to the crime btw. she also made a mockery of the DID community by feigning the diagnosis. she has also cosplayed as jon-benet ramsey, a young girl who was murdered.

there’s a lot into this and to try and make this as short as possible i won’t go too deep into this but she’s abused her ex, jason nash, and has even publicly admitted to driving her car INTO HIS HOUSE, endangering his and possibly others lives. this is not the only man she’s abused, she has a pattern here. she has admitted she used to take jason’s keys and refuse to let him leave, and she’s done the same to her now husband moses. moses, in a tiktok with trisha that’s now deleted, admitted she has physically abused him, forced him sexually and threatened to kill herself if he leaves her - a common tactic from abusers.

she’s romanticised sexual assault, and one of the main reasons ethan klein does not associate with trisha paytas anymore, is her inconsistent and frankly seemingly fabricated story about one of her teachers raping her. the teacher in question is deceased, can’t speak for himself, and her story has changed countless times. she told everyone to look up the teachers name and her allegation, as it would apparently come up with proof from a newspaper, when all it did was prove that she pulled someone else’s story about a different teacher and made it her own. in her old videos, she said teachers inspired her and helped her during a turbulent childhood, then outed this teacher publicly for being arrested for child pornography, telling everyone that they could look it up, and again, when her fanbase did, it was proven to be not true. she says she testified in court at 6 years old, also not true. there has been NO criminal charges, no investigation, no trial, no reports to the school, no news articles, nothing of what she has claimed to be public exists. his name and this allegation was broadcasted on frenemies episode 17, which was taken down by ethan out of respect for the deceased teachers family, as he was awaiting trisha paytas to clarify the many many questionable and downright false parts to her story. she refused to clarify on anything and continued to perpetuate the same lies that were proven to be false. (i would like to point out that i truly believe trisha has experienced CSA, in a now deleted video her mother talked about how one of her boyfriends “fell into trishas bed” and it is widely believed that this is true, and that trisha has been the victim of CSA and this has rarely truly been talked about by her as it is no doubt painful. her hypersexuality in young years points to this as well and i truly feel for that little girl inside of her who hasn’t had the chance to heal and i do truly wish she finds some therapy and gets some help, she in no way deserved that. but this doesn’t mean that the allegation towards this teacher hasn’t been proven to be seemingly completely baseless.)

back to moses for a second, trisha claims you should always believe victims and parroted this when ethan and fans rightfully called her out and asked her questions regarding her allegations towards her teacher. two of moses’ ex girlfriends have come forward and revealed that moses stealthed them. stealthing is the act of removing a condom during sex without the partners knowledge or consent, this is sexual assault/rape. trisha has ignored these allegations, and in leaked messages between her, ethan and hila, she claimed the women were liars and that moses would never do such a thing, despite these women both having consistent allegations.

these behaviours have been exhibited and documented for over 15 years. this is not a one time thing. this is not a mistake. this is a pattern of behaviour.

to go on, if you don’t think that’s enough, she seemingly has done 0 research on this baby and what the baby will need. she ate ridiculous amounts of sodium, carbs and generally just unhealthy and obscene portions throughout her pregnancy, despite knowing this would be a risk for her baby. it’s been speculated she has had a scheduled c section, something she will likely lie about, bc there’s a pretty big chance she was experiencing a high risk pregnancy. she bought a car seat that literally can’t be used in the US as it doesn’t pass inspections and regulations. then she bought another car seat, one that was fine, and then A THIRD. she does 0 research. she spends money on a prada bag for nappies and what not, and purchased big money flashy things like babybrezzas and the snoo, but her pram and car seat was where she wanted to skimp? she also, from what we can tell, kept getting lip fillers despite being pregnant. she’s already exploiting her baby, we didn’t even make it 24 hours without a camera being shoved into a baby’s face, and that baby will be used as a way to try and make more money and gain fame from the family channel fans.

and last but certainly not least, she named her baby malibu barbie. that’s a crime in itself.

this isn’t even a complete list and i barely scratched the surface. do you see how she might be an unfit mother?

#answered

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dkettchen · 3 years

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Guess who just decided to do some Bl**re Wh*te videos to myself for comic research and boy howdy I can’t write better satire than the actual shit she says, she hits literally all the points of the truscum genre, it’s almost masterful for someone that shite at editing 😂

#cw truscum #girl you've been here for years you almost have a million subs just get an editor #oh wait noone likes you rightttttt #and she contradicts herself like I was watching the trisha paytas one and mind you I watched trisha's vid when that was all going down #jessica's out here saying hey you can just be a gnc woman expression isn't gender and then literally like 5 seconds later #insists trisha would need to 'prove' she's trans by medically transitionning cutting her hair & dressing more masc #like babe I thought expression wasn't gender and having expressive dysphoria didn't make you trans 5 seconds ago what happened to that??#👏 wild shit 👏#and just scrolling through her thumbnails it hurts the eyes #she's out here defending terfs & misgendering less passing trans women & then crying abt being misgendered by her precious bigots #herself like what did you think was gonna happen there

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papabigtoes · 3 years

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Wait. Shaggy Nathan means.... cursed Buff Potion Nathan. We can’t make him bigger—

“moidaface you cans come tos the tokis personal invites clubs if you wear the velmas coststume nathans crieds when i mentioned coised buff shaggy sos you gottas dress up like velmas and makesem laffs”

#lifesabook #cw: drugs #fan fart #dethklok shitpost #I will never forget william velmaface #im thinkin of that spongebob episode but instead of squidward and spongebob its pickles and murderface #AND WHY ARENT YOU IN UNIFORM #*murderface backs out of door*#*comes back in with velma outfit*#its abowt TIME YOU GOT HERE #‘here you go ur majeschtee 😒’ *guitar bewe EWEEWW*#you know these numbnuts have home movies of themselves recreating films #like trisha paytas doing bettlejuice but the difference is the band is sane!

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thepetalsystem · 4 years

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How the drama has affected us personally

CW: Trisha Paytas

This is a very dissociated, disoriented Lucia right now. Vex and Magnolia are co-con, Mag mainly there just to try to calm Vex down.

It’s frustrating when people tell us to not take these situations very seriously. They don’t realize how much they affect us. I’ve had real life friends of 2+ years avoid me like the fucking plague overnight after I got my diagnosis because they watched Split once and assumed I had a murderer in this body.

Yes those people aren’t smart anyway but if there was more CORRECT and less HARMFUL information normalized and passed around, maybe they’d be a little more educated and less cruel.

It’s painful for people to treat you like shit over something you can’t control— lots of minorities of all kinds know that. It fucking sucks! Assuming you’re DANGEROUS?? because of their own misguidance. Or just thinking you’re faking everything altogether. I’ve had people even question if my TRAUMA even happened at all, let alone that I’m part of a system.

And then this Trisha Paytas video comes out and dismantles so much progress the community had been making. (I’m not here to invalidate her self diagnosis personally— the most disgusting parts to me were her calling Dissociadid and every plural system ‘crazy,’ like she was unhappy she has to be in the same category as us..? AND how much she shit talked one of her alters and seems to think it’s a viable option to dump all responsibility of her shitty actions onto one alter, thus not having to take any responsibility. NO. That’s terrible.

It’s interesting how she tried so hard to paint a ‘good guy - bad guy’ dynamic between her and ‘Tyranny,’ the alter, when to me she is the bad guy for ratting on Tyranny, denouncing that alter as the ‘crazy bitchy slutty one’ and basically making them the scapegoat every time Trisha does anything bad.)

Anyway, it’s insulting to us how little she cares about how she’s affecting others and damaging an already misunderstood and vulnerable community. Here’s how it affected our system specifically:

That ‘Dear Anthony Padilla’ video triggered PTSD to childhood trauma that ‘reawakened’ an old dormant alter from my childhood. Only me and Liz remember her, it seems. Her name is Sugar. We’ve successfully reached her and she may communicate on here eventually.

However, there seems to have been a new alter created as well that we are still trying to reach. Their name is unknown as of now. They appear to be a very confused and frightened pre-teen. Mars is the only one able to communicate with them currently.

I’m worried about them fronting without realizing and getting extremely scared or getting hurt somehow.

It’s been hectic and stressful lately, not just from the video, but in general. Please be kind and understanding to other systems in this time. The plural community as a whole is dealing with a lot right now. :(

Blessed be,

- Lucia (in and out of consciousness sorry)

- Vex (the one most heated about the ordeal)

- Magnolia (wrote the ending)

🌙🥀🌿

#plural problems #plurality #traumagenic system #actuallyplural #actually multiple #actuallytraumagenic #actuallydid #actually ptsd #actuallymentallyill #actuallymultiple #multiplicity #did system #did osdd #long post cw #trisha paytas #new alter

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diamond-system-central · 4 years

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Okay!

Pissed.

Trisha Paytas.

Yeah, who remembers that bitch, right?

Honestly I forgot she existed for a hot minute. Until now, I only thought of her as a really dedicated troll, and that was it. But now however? She can go fuck herself.

How can a person with the morals she claims to have infringe on a complete community trying SO HARD to destigmatize DID and OSDD and have been for DECADES. Okay, fine. She claims she's just trying to share her truth and inform her fans about her mental health. Okay, fine. Nothing wrong with that- the credibility's a bit questionable considering her reputation, but okay, fine. The issue comes in when she BLATANTLY KNOWS JACK SHIT ABOUT THE DISORDER. Like honestly! She could have done one (1) Google search and corrected 90% of that entire video. MPD and DID are not separate disorders, and a single search would prove that. An alter is a fragmented part of an individual with DID, not that individual themselves. HAVING DID IS NOT "BORROWING OTHER PEOPLE'S PERSONALITIES" OR "ACTING DIFFERENT IN DIFFERENT SITUATIONS." That's not how it works.

Listen, I know Trisha's done things like this before. I know for a fact that she's doing this for clout. Someone with DID would at the very least know how it feels, and she doesn't even know that. People like Trisha don't like thinking about the harm they could do with their videos, all they care about is the clout they can get from it. Anthony Padilla made an amazingly informative video and got views, so you take this disorder and twist it so you can get clout too, whether that's from people being enraged or loving you. The biggest issue here is NOT EVERYONE KNOWS THIS ISNT RIGHT. Not everyone can look at a video of hers and say "oh it's Trisha, that's probably bullshit." Especially when it comes to a heavily stigmatized disorder that many people are already afraid of.

Tldr: Fuck Trisha Paytas.

#actually did #dissociativeidentitydisorder #dave & karkat #DID #dissosiating #dissociate #trisha #trisha paytas #were pissed lol #cw anger #long post cw

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