NEW MUSE / TESTING. give this post a like for a starter from dr frank n furter from the rocky horror picture show !
any post that talks about how “the bachelor isn’t that rude you’re all just choosing the worst dialogue options >:(” entirely misses the point that when you’re not in control of him… he usually picks those Worst Dialogue Options himself. when people call him a rude little bitch it’s because he is one whenever you’re not there to rein in his rude bitch disease! and you know what?? i love him for that! he’s a great character! he’s morally gray! he has interesting morals that are understandable given his situation! he’s not a complete good guy nor a complete bad guy! however his ending sucks, it’s the worst, i hate it, and nothing will ever change that.
and also… he’s like… really popular. i don’t know if that’s just me but it’s not like he’s Universally Hated or anything. you don’t need to defend him just because some people call him a bastard twink. especially when he’s so insensitive and downright condescending towards the town and the Kin’s cultures.
Every single one of Ferdinand’s support conversations are engaging and adorable. His romance options are so sweet! I love them so much I can’t decide which I love best!
my best friend has been calling me pet names lately and it’s really weird bc i used to be lucky if he even called me allison lmao
I’m sorry you’re going to make Mick carry a pick axe and not have any of the girls makes a Snow White joke? Is he actually not short? Have I just been calling a tall man short?
What I hear when distractly listening to Her Sweet Kiss while driving to work:
I’ll welcome my sentence
Give to you my prince
Garroter, jury, and judge
giuseppe is so dedicated to clinking his glass on the table after he cheerses with someone
Been looking at Sebastian lately like
always thinking about the blue tongue skink that we had in the store for a while who had the most human looking eyes I had ever seen on a creature
I really felt connected to him, and as I’ve worked here for a While now, I’ve never felt connected to another animal like I was to him
when his owner was buying him, she was holding him and let me say goodbye, and when he saw me he started squirming out of her arms to crawl into mine .. I literally almost cried on the spot bro.. I miss him so much..
I ain’t ever heard of In the Heights so no spoilers but I saw the trailer and
Usnavi: Reports of my fame are greatly exaggerated :/
Usnavi: is nice to children
Usnavi: talks about working hard and saving up for his dream
me, watching my tiny squish crumble bc his self confidence is so low it doesn’t exist at all: oh my god pls no, you are a sweet little bean i promise, i must protect you
I love I just discovered that there are people who complain about a cartoon turtle in a video game flirting/complimenting them and calling it sexual harassment. It’s a cartoon turtle in a kids(rated E) video game that compliments female players, telling them they look/smell nice. You can skip his dialogue even.
A cartoon turtle is sexually harassing them by telling them they’re pretty.
was gonna write some real sad martin stuff after i finished my homework (part one; homework part 2 will be done tomorrow & saturday)
but in fact i am having too much fun listening to mechs i don’t WANT to write any sad martin stuff, so u r all spared
It’s my buddy’s 13’th birthday.
He had a good visit with the vet.
He’s a good sleepy boy who sometimes just really likes to do a quick little full force yeet across the living room a few times before almost immediately needing to lie down.
He hates going outside, baths, the vet (place), and toasted bread.
He likes being outside — specifically in the rain, the vet (person), and all and any other foodstuffs.
He is also fully incapable of opening doors that are slightly left ajar. He can sometimes fit his entire head through the gap and just whine until it is opened. He’s just so precious.
Brought to you by the makers of “honeysuckle vs. sir damien” its “Damien angrily calling his lizard Arum instead of Lord Arum”
I made myself a new header for this blog cause I woke up feeling very soft and happy about my bf