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One year of Screaming Meals
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ilottthepilot · 9 months
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I think callum ilott and marcus armstong recounting the 2020 fda training camp is one of my favourite podcast segments ever
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wherefancyisfree · 2 months
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Such a good day!!!
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mrcusarmstrong · 1 year
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MARCUS ARMSTRONG, CLEMENT NOVALAK and CALLUM ILOTT at the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix 2022
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lolexjpg · 5 days
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anyway provisional top 4
The Black Dog
Down Bad
But Daddy, I Love Him
So Long, London
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formula-fruity · 2 years
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I love that Marcus’ version of free therapy is watching Callum Ilott crash/struggle on-boards
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grandprix-ao3 · 1 year
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i have over 300 bookmarks on ao3, but only some of them are marked as "recs." here is a post of all the fics i have bookmarked as recs, which ofc i will update as i read/bookmark more!
good to you by TheNorthRemembers (@catofthecanals289) -- 72.9k words, 1/1 chapters -> DANIEL/MAX easily my favorite maxiel fic of all time. easily one of my favorite fics of all time. it's nearly 73k words but i've read it like a million times. like i can't recommend it enough 12/10 would let my day be ruined by again
If I were proper, I'd have a chance; not with you, but somebody else by ShiwiSins (IetjeSiobhan) (@deepdowninshipperhell) -- 4.3k words, 1/1 chapters -> PIERRE/CHARLES this is actually the fic that swayed me to the omegaverse side. before this fic i would intentionally avoid any and all omegaverse fics, but i read this one and it is so good. i don't know what to say other than it is perfect and you should read it
hard feelings by orphan_account -- 2.9k words, 1/1 chapters -> PIERRE/ESTEBAN this is an au fic, and i've said it before: i think this fic captures the pierresteban fic dynamic perfectly. the severed relationship, being dropped into the middle of something broken and never given a real answer, it's just - perfect
shark teeth by toastandvegemite (@toastandvegemite) -- 3.6k words, 1/1 chapters -> LANDO/DANIEL i'm not super vocal about it but i am a dando enjoyer. i Love dando. and this was one of the first dando fics i ever read, and it's so good, and it's actually my "if you're only going to read one fic for this ship, read this one" recommendation for dando. so, like, even if you don't usually read dando, maybe read?
nothing but teeth by crescenteluce (@janinaduszejko) -- 25k words, 3/3 chapters -> ALEX/GEORGE my favorite galex tropes are: friends with benefits, george being measurably pathetic (and obsessed with alex), and this exact type of miscommunication. so like, what more could you ask for?
six weeks by dropdeaddeadass (@oversteerey) -- 10.1k words, 3/3 chapters -> MARCUS/CLEM idk why i didn't mark this one before seeing how i read it like once a week. anyways. this is the fic that convinced me of the turned into a girl trope or whatever it's called AND it convinced me of clemarcus so really doing the most out here! cannot recommend it enough
dropping the gloves by loreli (@alpaine) -- 5.6k words, 1/1 chapters -> OSCAR/LOGAN loscar fic ... on the fic rec list ... i think yes. did not realize how much i needed a hockey au until i opened the tag and saw it sitting there like this fic is everything. i was gonna say something after that but nah this fic is just everything
panties in miami by dropdeaddeadass (@oversteerey) -- 3.6k words, 1/1 chapters -> LIAM/OSCAR/LOGAN at some point i told myself 'no repeat authors on the rec list!' but actually i am full of shit. this fic is sooo stupid good i keep re-reading it and idk maybe i just want ***** ** **** ** ** * ***** ******** (censored for good measure)
not yours, not mine by dropdeaddeadass (@oversteerey) -- 18.2k words, 1/1 chapters -> MARCUS/JAMES/CLEM a/b/o. no further comment is available at this time. or any time. people died (me)
hand in hand in hand by RedTailed -- 7.6k words, 1/1 chapters -> CALLUM/KYLE/DAVID did you know i love indycar. and read indycar fic. i love this fic so so much partially because i love this writer so much like i cannot recommend it enough it's just so Yes. maybe i like. poly ships. squints
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screamingmealz · 1 year
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screaming meals x reader social media au: let her on screaming meals
screaming meals x reader, kind of marcus armstrong x reader
description: y/n is a friend of marcus and the screaming meals boys and all she wants is to be on the podcast
authors notes: it’s my first ever post! i’m trying out making some social media edits x drivers! i’ve got one more planned which is marcus x reader then after that feel free to send in requests!!
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marcusarmstrong: pay me and i’ll let you on
yourusername: is $1 sufficient?
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yourusername: damn who’s that sexy girl 😍😍you should totally get her on the podcast! im sure that will bring in more male viewers 😉😉
marcusarmstrong: idk who it is! just some crazy fan that came up to me during lunch
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marcusarmstrong: me
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jamesharveyblair: i’ll get you on the show don’t worry
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screamingmeals Indy Chat with llotty coming soon #TurtleNeckTuesday
catemasettizannini: You look way happier than the others @callum_ilott
yourusername: boooo callum has already been on before, he’s boring!! time for some new guests! 😉😁
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aviradasa · 3 months
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Welcome to my masterlist
REQUESTS ARE OPEN
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{Picture from Pinterest}
Shows:
The umbrella Academy
Supernatural
The walking dead
Miraculous ladybug
How to train your dragon (all spin-off shows)
The dragon Prince mysterys of Aaravos
Once upon a time
Hazbin hotel
Helluva boss
Movies
Van helsing 2004
Hellboy 1 and 2
Labyrinth 1986
The MCU as a whole (Marvel cinematic universe)
Same with the DC universe
Avatar 1 and 2
Pirates of the Caribbean (all movies)
Games
Sally face
Call of duty
Skyrim
Legend of Zelda breath of the wild/ tears of the kingdom
Assassins creed 2
Stardew valley
Books
Creepypasta
(Work in progress I’m reading a lot more recently so give it time any book suggestions are welcome.I’m a huge fantasy fan!!!)
Bands:
Ghost
David Bowie
Mcr
(I’ll add more here once my will to live dies again.)
Characters I will write for:
The umbrella academy:
Luther
Diego
Allison
Klaus
Five
Ben
Viktor
Lila
Marcus
Fei
Alphonso
Sloane
Jayme
Supernatural:
Sam
Different characters react to you stoned/couch logged
Dean
Different characters react to you stoned/couch logged
Castiel
Different characters react to you stoned/couch logged
Lucifer
Different characters react to you stoned/couch logged
(I'm only on season 5 so if you want more characters let me know and I'll do my best!)
The walking dead:
Rick
Daryl
Different characters react to you stoned/couch logged
Glenn
Maggie
Michonne
Negan
Carl
Rosita
Abraham
Ezekiel
Carol
Miraculous ladybug:
Marinette
Adrian
Luka
Julika
Nino
Alya
Chloé
Kim
Sabrina
Jagged stone
Meeting the kids jagged stone x fem!reader HC
Rose
Nathalie
How to train your dragon:
Hiccup
Astrid
Ruffnut
Tuffnut
Snotlout
Fishlegs
Heather
Eret
Dagur
The dragon Prince, mystery of Aaravos:
Callum
Rayla
Claudia
Viren
Soren
Janai
Aaravos
Love long lost Aaravos x Fem!reader pt 1
Love long lost Aaravos x Fem!reader pt 2
Love long lost Aaravos x Fem!reader pt3
The sight of two stars Aaravos x Startouched elf! Reader
Nyx
Ibis
Amaya
Corvus
Gren
Terry
Zubeia
Once upon a time:
Emma Swan
Regina Mills (the ‘Evil’ queen)
Mr.Gold ( Rumpelstiltskin )
Mary Margaret Blanchard (Snow white)
Captain Killian ‘Hook’ Jones ( Captain hook)
David Nolan (Prince charming)
(work in progress)
Hazbin hotel:
Charlie
Vaggie
Angel dust
Husk
Nifty
Alastor
Lucifer
Rosie
Vox
Velvett
Helluva boss:
Blitz
Blitzø x male!reader HC
Blitzø x Gn!Reader HC
Moxie
Millie
Loona
Van Helsing (2004):
Dracula
Aleera
Marishka
Verona
Gabriel Van helsing
Anna valerious
Velkan valerious
Carl
Hellboy 1 and 2 (live action 2004-2008 movies)
Hellboy
Different characters react to you stoned/couch logged
Abe
Liz
John
Prince Nuada
Different characters react to you stoned/couch logged
Princess nuala
Labrynth 1986
Jareth the goblin king
Marvel:
Peter Parker
Thor
Loki
Tony Stark
Dr, Stephan strange
Wanda
Bucky
Natasha
Nick Fury
Bruce banner
Steven Rodger
DC:
Bruce Wayne
Barry allen
Oliver Queen
Clark kent
Robin
Starfire
Raven
Cyborg
Beastboy
Joker
Harley
Poison Ivy
Catwoman
Avatar 1 and 2
Jake sulley
Naytiri
Neteyam
Lo’ak
Kiri
Miles Quaritch
Javier “spider”
Aonung
Grace
Pirates of the Caribbean:
Captain jack sparrow
Captain Hector Barbossa
Will Turner
Elizabeth Swan
James Norrington
Bootstrap bill turner
Davey jones
Lord Cutler Beckett
Calypso ( Tia Dalma)
Sally face:
sal fisher
Larry johnson
Ash
Travis
Call of duty:
Ghost Mw2 and 2009
König
Soap
Price
Graves
Skyrim:
Cicero
Astrid
Arnbjorn
Farkus
Vilkas
Aela
Balgruuf the greater
Legend of Zelda Botw/totk:
Link
Zelda
Mipha
Daruk
Revali
Sidon
Urbosa
Kass
ganon
Assassins creed 2:
Ezio
Stardew valley (Sdv):
Alex
Elliot
Harvey
Sam
Sebastian
Shane
Abigail
Emily
Haley
Leah
Maru
Penny
The wizard
Caroline
Dwarf
Jodi
Kent
Krobus
Robin
Pierre
Sandy
Ghost:
Papa Emeritus 1 (primo)
Papa Emeritus 2 (secondo
Papa emeritus 3 (terzo)
Papa emeritus 4/cardinal copia
Swiss
Aether
Mountin
Phantom
Aurora (we have the same name irl lol)
Rain
Cirrus
Sunshine
Cumulus
Sodo
Dewdrop
David bowie(going by era and current stage persona):
Ziggy stardust
Aladdin sane
The thin white duke
Major tom
David bowie
My chemical romance
Gerard way
Party poison
Mikey way
Kobra kid
Frank iero
Fun ghoul
Ray toro
Jet star
I will add Other characters to any of these lists if you would like to request a character go on ahead!
What I will write/Rules:
Rules:
No bullying or harrassment to anyone or groups of people in the comments. BE NICE TO OTHERS
No homophobia
No racism
No hatred
What I will write:
Fluff
Angst
Smut
Lemon
Info about Aviradasa!
I go by she/they
I have a cat named Nyx!
I am Demiaroace
I love horror movies with my whole life!
I have a tendency to obsess over shows/movies for undetermined periods of time 🤣
My favorite colors are Purple, red, pink, and black
My favorite singer is David bowie!
I can't choose a favorite band cause I love to many!
The movie Labyrinth by Jim Henson with David bowie and Jennifer Connelly Is my favorite.but Van helsing 2004 is a close second
PS. When requesting please be specific to what fandom/character you want(I will do crossovers.) just so I can make sure to get everything right for ya!
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saibug1022 · 7 months
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Choices Masterlist
This is my masterlist for my choices fics. Also just to clarify, most of my ILITW fics also take place in the same universe as ILW because I've accepted it into my personal canon for my It Lives MCs. ALSO also, all of these are of my MCs, the character profiles for everyone are at the bottom
Blades of Light and Shadow
Walls of Regret
Tyril Starfury x MC, Mal Volari x MC, hints of Tyril x Mal
Hurt/No Comfort
Summary: During an encounter with Valax in the Shadow Realm, Asterin, Mal, and Tyril learn that Asterin's missing year was worse than any of them could have possibly imagined.
The Last Time
Aerin Valleros x MC
Hurt/Comfort, Angst
Summary: After getting injured by Valax in a fight Asterin awakens to find himself being cared for by Aerin and he can't help but think about the night they shared...and how Aerin left.
Funeral of Faith
Aerin Valleros x MC, referenced Tyril x MC and Mal x MC
Angst, Hurt/No Comfort, Evil MC
Summary: The Shadow Realm has a new Prince.
My Heart Won't Start Anymore
Tyril Starfury x MC x Mal Volari, references of Aerin x MC and Valax x MC
Hurt/Comfort
Summary: Finally, Asterin breaks. But this time he doesn't do it alone.
Love, I See You Now
Aerin Valleros x MC, reference Tyril x MC and Mal x MC
Angst
Summary: When Asterin gets hurt in the Battle for the Whitetower Rift, the Shadow Aerin thought he got rid of comes back in a burst of rage and fear. But it may not be enough.
It Lives In The Woods
Val's Resurrection Part 1, Part 2, Part 3
Lucas Thomas x MC, hints of Noah Marshall x MC
Hurt/Comfort
Summary: After years, finally, finally, Valen Ebony is saved.
It Lives Within
The Morning After
Abel Flint x MC
Fluff
Summary: A sweet little morning scene after the scene in Ch 14.
The Sun's Final Breath
Lincoln McQuoid and MC, Abel Flint x MC (background)
Angst
Summary: Castor Athantis is dead, and something is glowing in Lincoln's pocket.
Revelations
Abel Flint x MC, General
Angst
Summary: "I'm not Castor Athantis...I'm not even human."
Two Birds on a Wire
Lincoln Aquino & ILITW MC, Lincoln Aquino x ILW MC (background), Lucas Thomas x ILITW MC (background)
Fluff
Summary: After weeks of dancing around the reveal that Matthias is Val's real father, Lincoln and Val finally are forced to talk about it.
Nightbound
The Wrong Engagement
Nik Ryder x MC
Angst
Summary: Just one more morning. Alex just needed one more morning with the love of his life. One more morning before he married someone else.
Into the Wind-Verse
Link to full universe masterlist
A New Start
Magnus Bishop & Wind Velez
Summary: The story of Magnus getting recruited from unemployment in Ohio after being fired from his firm, to McGraw-Byrne.
Bad Liar
Magnus Bishop (MC) & Wind Velez
Summary: Magnus Bishop, just trying to do his work. Enter Wind Velez, here to remind Magnus he scared the shit out of his boyfriend, hadn't slept in three days, and needs some goddamn friends.
Come Morning Light
Magnus Bishop/Marcus Sharpe
Summary: Magnus is awoken when his boyfriend stirs in the night. He may not be the most adept at empathy or comforting people but for Marcus? He'll try.
Feeding Schedule
Wind Velez/Martin Vanderweil
Summary: Magnus is secretly a walking talking disaster. Wind knows this. Now he needs his boyfriend's help for a unique request.
Choices Sequels We Deserved
Elementalists 3
Nightbound 2
My MCs
Blades of Light and Shadow - Asterin Nightbloom
Crimes of Passion - August Rose
Murder at Homecoming - Valentine Damian Stone
It Lives In The Woods - Valen Ebony/Aquino
It Lives Beneath - Leon Vance
It Lives Within - Castor Athantis
It Lives Within - Julian Athantis
Hero - Callum Wyland
Endless Summer - Taylor Vaanu/McKenzie
The Elementalists - Apollo Solaris
The Elementalists - Lance Hartley (OC)
Immortal Desires - Eros Blackwell
Bloodbound - Mattheo Lazarin
Laws of Attraction - Magnus Bishop
Emrys - The Cursed Heart
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dystini · 1 year
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Indycar Driver Lore
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Indycar Driver Lore Masterlist
Marcus John Armstrong
Birthdate: July 29, 2000 Hometown: Christchurch, New Zealand Residence: London, UK/Indianapolis, indiana Height/Weight: 5’9”/130lbs
Rookie Year: 2023
Team: Chip Ganassi Racing (CGR)
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Career Stats
2023: Chip Ganassi Racing #11 (road and street courses only)
The Side Pod (with Callum Ilott) on You Tube Screaming Meals (with Clement Novalak and James Harvey Blair) on You Tube Screaming Meals on Twitch Screaming Meals on Instagram
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Past Racing
2017: Italian Formula 4 - 1st overall ADAC Formula 4 - 2nd overall Toyota Racing Series - 4th overall
2018: FIA Formula 3 European Championship - Prema Theodore Racing -5th Overall Toyota Racing Series - 3rd overall
2019: FIA Formula 3 - Prema Racing - 2nd Overall Toyota Racing Series - 2nd overall
2020: FIA Formula 2 - ART Grand Prix - 13th overall
2021: FIA Formula 2 - DAMS - 13th overall
2022: FIA Formula 2 - Hitech Grand Prix - 13th overall
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His father owns Armstrong's, a major car dealership chain in NZ
Has two older half-brothers, a younger sister, and a younger brother
Started karting in NZ at 10 years old, winning multiple national titles
Member of the Ferrari Driver Academy from 2017 - 2021
Finished second in the 2019 Formula 3 championship standings driving for Prema
Multiple race winner and podium sitter in Formula 2
Was Lundgaard's teammate in F2 in 2020
Pescatarian (and very vocal about it)
Drinks a lot of espresso
Has a video podcast called Screaming Meals co-hosted with his childhood friend James and F2 driver Clement Novalak, with an offshoot called The Sidepod that he hosts with Callum Ilott
Lived with Callum in Italy when they were both Ferrari Driver Academy members
Speaks Italian, but will only do so after a few drinks
Hobbies are going to the gym, listening to podcasts, going to restaurants, and watching American football
Used to be an avid cyclist, but gave it up due to it keeping his weight too low and causing problems with his ability to handle the car
Has a serious issue placing bets with his friends, to the extent that he had to pay to take fellow F2 driver Jehan Daruvala on vacation because he owed him so much money from lost bets
Scott Dixon was his childhood hero, and Kimi Räikkönen was his favorite F1 driver as a kid
Hates video games
Doesn’t like animals, but loves children
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Iconic/memorable moments Indycar: Marcus Armstrong At IndyCar Spring Training New Indy Car Driver Marcus Armstrong about the Grand Prix of St Pete OVER THE WALL // ACURA GRAND PRIX OF LONG BEACH Marcus Armstrong Long Beach Preview Marcus Armstrong Post Qualifications Marcus Armstrong rocked up to Turn 1 at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway to see what 235mph looks like… Callum and Marcus chat during pre-season testing:
F2 and earlier: F2 Speed Date: Marcus Armstrong The Wet Head Challenge HOW TO BECOME A FERRARI DRIVER, A CONVERSATION WITH MARCUS ARMSTRONG F2 DRIVER | Sector 1 Marcus Armstrong Interview | Sky Speed Marcus Armstrong: All the way from New Zealand Keeping it cool at Prema “Michael Shakespeare”: Bullying from Callum and James: Marcus wins “best late lunge” award from F2: Marcus Armstrong Once Said…: Marcus absolutely annoying the shit out of Arthur Leclerc during a virtual GP: F2 Speed Date (2020): Marcus sings “Rocket Man”: Marcus attempting to be sweet with Callum, who is absolutely not having it:
Doing fast laps around Goodwood in his dad’s car: 16-year-old Marcus talks about leaving home to move to Europe alone: Clem Novalak loves Marcus: He likes pineapple on pizza: Interesting content:
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Marcus is a self-proclaimed "lover not a fighter". He's known to be very friendly and approachable, with a significant portion of the Formula 2 grid mentioning that he was the driver they got on with best in the paddock during his time there. His results in F2 were mixed, moving teams in 3 successive years, as he sometimes had difficulty getting to grips with the F2 car and tyres, however it’s generally agreed that his midfield championship positions during his F2 tenure aren’t an accurate reflection of his genuine ability and talent. Multiple Ganassi team members (including the boss) have commented on how impressed they are by his raw speed, work ethic, and attitude since his arrival in IndyCar. Marcus himself has already talked about how much more enjoyable the Indy car is to drive and how much fun he’s having now after several years of struggling with the notoriously difficult F2 car. He also appears to be getting on well with his CGR teammates and in particular has talked about how much he likes Marcus Ericsson.
He moved to London in early 2022 after spending several years living near Ferrari’s HQ in Maranello, Italy, and is known to enjoy city nightlife, being a big fan of wine. He’s a major foodie who likes taking photos of good food almost as much as he enjoys complaining about bad food. He is known to be determined to the point of stubbornness, causing himself permanent damage to his knee during a half-marathon due to refusing to stop when he was in pain. He had a low attendance record at school due to focusing on his racing career and moving to Europe at the age of 14, and as such, although he’s not unintelligent he’s known to be somewhat lacking in general knowledge (such as thinking Shakespeare’s first name was Michael). However, he has the characteristically Kiwi dry, sarcastic sense of humor and very much enjoys mutual teasing and banter with his close friends, something that’s often on display in the Screaming Meals podcasts.
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Usually paired with Callum Ilott, or F2 driver Clement Novalak due to their extremely close and physically affectionate friendship - was Clem’s teammate during their karting days, and has said that they talk every day while he’s in the US Likes to tease Callum and wind him up to his face, but often calls him his best mate and praises him when he’s not around. However Callum rarely (if ever) reciprocates the latter, probably due to his intense Britishness Good friends with multiple drivers from various series, including Juan Manuel Correa, Jüri Vips, Guanyu Zhou, Nick Cassidy, Max Fewtrell and Felipe Drugovich Also has a tendency to “adopt” younger drivers and refer to them as “little bro”, including Jak Crawford and Dino Beganovic Has said on several occasions that he doesn’t wear underwear, and also shaves his legs (and possibly elsewhere, having claimed that he is “hairless from the eyebrows down”) Claims he can’t tell the difference between someone being nice to him and someone flirting with him
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credit for most of this post to @whitewindhowl and friends
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unsaidcurses · 1 year
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hi i saw you write for robert shwartzman and i think he is so under appreciated especially when it comes to fanfic!! could you please write something friends to lovers with him maybe with the whole “oh no there’s only one bed i guess we have to share” trope 🥺 i would owe you my life i love your writing
summary: robert hosts a party. it doesn’t continue as it was supposed to, but it’s alright anyway.
pairing: robert shwartzman x driver!reader
warning: alcohol
wordcount: 2,3 k
a/n: this is set back in the golden prema/fda days (i miss them so much) after months i finally finished this??? it’s been an eternity, thanks uni,  love u too </3
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you could hear light music mixed with laughter coming out of the slightly opened main window of the house. you just arrived at robert’s place, where he decided to host what was supposed to be something between a small gathering and a party with members of the ferrari academy, who also happened to be his closest friends.
you, marcus and callum lived pretty close, so you had agreed long ago to always share one car whenever you planned to go to a party, so that at least two people could drink, while the other remained sober to drive them safely home, and tonight the chosen driver was marcus.
when you knocked on the door, you didn't have to wait long to be met with a smiley gianluca. he didn’t hesitate to pull you in a hug, soon after passing over to the boys, giving them their usual handshake.
“hey guys, how are you? welcome in!" the brazilian exclaimed eagerly when he greeted you. as you followed the orders, you entered the house, which, to your surprise, was adorned with fanciful lights, even on the sofa where mick, jehan, and robert sat.
“i didn’t expect christmas to arrive a month earlier this year!” you exclaimed walking towards the boys with the intention of hugging them. while the first two laughed at your joke standing up to greet you, the house's owner crossed his arms and wore a pout on his face, causing an even louder laugh from everybody.
"come on rob, i was kidding. you know i love christmas." you seriously replied engulfing him. and just when he finally gave in and placed his arms around your body as a sign to both forgive you and greet you, callum talked.
"of course he knows. that's exactly why they are there."
robert actually considered for three seconds to leave his spot and kick him, but it would have been suspicious, so he opted for staying where he was, thinking of something that could save him from a possible embarrassing moment.
"i also bought your favourite gin and marcus' tequila." he shrugged his shoulder dismissively. "i want my friends to enjoy their night, so there are things around you like."
although callum almost blurted out your name, as you were the thing around he liked, on the other hand his brain stopped his mouth in time, deciding that waiting for everybody to be tipsy before putting him through that carnage would be funnier.
suddenly the main lights turned down leaving a confused expression on everyone's face, until marcus, from the side of the room where the switches were, started talking.
"now that we are all here, can we start the party?"
"yes kid, we can"
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some hours elapsed by and the majority of the boys were tiredly sitting on the sofa, while you and mick were drunkenly putting together some moves, which i'm not sure it can be called dancing, on the light jazz that was playing in the background. you didn't know the process that brought etta james to be played, considering not even half an hour prior all you could listen to was some edm music, but since the phone attached to the speakers was roberts's, you imagined it happened by his hand. and indeed it was him, after he heard the knocking on the wall from his neighbour when he walked in the kitchen to get a drink, realizing just then how late it was and they were being way too loud.
when the song ended, you collapsed on the armrest of the sofa where marcus was sitting. noticing his eyes were halfway closed from tiredness, you announced it was your time to leave.
"cal, let's go home maybe? marc is half asleep." you asked turning in his direction. he still hadn't answered, but you immediately noticed something in his look was off.
"marcus? are you sleepy or drunk?" callum examined his flatmate noticing his slouching on the couch and, for he doesn't understand what reason, the red ears, which was the common pattern he witnesses only when he was out drinking.
"mh, sleepy and drunk. allegedly sleepy because drunk." he replied cuddling to your side seeking a soft spot to rest his head, unsuccessfully since you stood up straight away.
"marcus! you were supposed to stay sober, it was your turn to drive us home!" you shouted at the boy, fully aware that telling him this now wouldn't change a thing. not surprised, callum let his head hanging down, reflecting on the possibility of driving them home, immediately dismissing it as he drank as well.
years of training reflexes to recognize when they are not on spot to drive, useful.
you stood there looking at your friend, pondering what was the best choice to bring you home safe and sound. since all of you had too much alcohol in your body, driving was not an option, and neither was walking because your house was too far away and marcus was clearly not in the condition to do so, nor ride a bicycle.
so basically you were screwed, except for the fact that you were at robert's house and, as the good party host he claims to be, he had the right solution for you.
"i think i have enough space for everybody to sleep here," he glanced around the living room thinking about how many people could fit on his couch. "three people can stay in the guest room, two on the sofa and two in my room."
"oh my- you are a godsend rob!" you excitedly jumped on him, after he saved you from a walk of kilometres holding your drunk friend.
you weren't the only one in the room having a realization though. in fact, while you were busy hugging robert, gianluca called shotgun for the guest room, fancying some due rest on a proper mattress, and mick and jehan reflexively run up the stairs, going for the room wishing the same as the younger driver. at the end of the day, they were already supposed to stay over, without expecting anybody to mess up their plan by getting drunk when not supposed to.
"it doesn't look like marc is gonna move anytime soon," callum said with half-closed eyelids looking at his full asleep friend, "and i don't think i have the energy to do any different, so i guess we'll take the couch."
the blond boy reached for the cupboard, taking out a blanket and kindly laying it out on his academy's teammates. the older of the two thanked him with a little smile and a yawn, while the new zealander was way to gone to be minimally conscious.
then robert nodded towards the staircase, to let you know his intention to go to his room, and you followed him
"did i seriously win the spot on the comfiest bed of the house without an effort? it must be my lucky day!" you ratiocinated walking up the stairs alongside rob, who was some steps behind you since he stopped to switch off the lights of the living room to let the boys sleep more comfortably.
"are you sure you don't mind sharing the bed? i can always stay with marcus and callum" he halted temporarily in case you didn't like the idea of sleeping together in a so small space.
"of course, rob. besides, it's your bed, if anything i would be the one on the couch." you insisted turning to him, beckoning him to stick to you.
once in his room, the atmosphere change pretty drastically for the russian. having his long time crush in his personal space was a new thing for him, which got him pretty flustered, not knowing how to act. not that you noticed it, while changing into your pajamas. if you only knew how that made robert freeze on the spot. notify him next time, please.
some giggles from the adjacent room distracted both of you and saved the blonde's brain from buffering over and over again.
"did we really think it was a smart idea to leave gianluca in the same room as jehan?" you questioned ironically, "they will keep us awake all night."
"definitely"
still laughing, you and your fluffy pyjamas got under the blanket on the bed on the opposite side of where a bedside table with some of rob's stuff laying around was set, inducing it was the part where he usually slept. you moved around a bit, trying to find some comfort in the unknown environment, meanwhile the blonde changed his clothes as well, getting in an old unused t shirt and some short, which looked a bit too light for your liking, but he was surely better used to cold temperatures than you were thanks to his childhood spent in russia. after taking the spare pillow on the chair, he walked to his side of the bed pushing the one already on the mattress in your direction to offer the most comfortable one between the two. lucky me callum is not here to tease me right now, rob reflected.
sleeply, you accepted it, not wanting to start the "you take it" “no, you take it" conversation in the middle of the night, watching the other finally getting under the duvet with a satisfied look on his face.
once both of you settle in the small bed, you relaxed finding some peace to sleep, but a fresh breeze hitting you feet cause that moment to be really brief. at first, you decided it wasn't particularly bothersome, so you let it pass, but when all the warm the blanket was radiating was disappearing because of it and it became distracting for your sleep, you decided to investigate the cause.
"rob, you're too tall." watching under the duvet, you noticed he was laying with his legs straight and his feet didn't fit in the bed, leaving a gap at the end of it where the cold air could come in.
the small bed was not only narrow, but also too short.
"i know, i'm sorry. in theory the mattress is a full size, but in actuality it is a small-european size." he apologized for moving slightly to fit better, but without really knowing how.
"isn't it easier if you just bend your legs?" you suggested seeing his discomfort. in response, the blonde did what you said but towards the wall, the opposite direction of what you had in mind, putting himself in another uncomfortable position as well. "i meant in this way, dumbass."
when you brutally put a hand on his knee to pull his legs on your side he was a little taken aback. he didn't want to intrude your space, and doing so your legs were all intertwined, and he couldn't stop thinking about whose legs his were crossing. it wasn't exactly like the time he slept with marcus during a grand prix because the radiator in his room was broken.
"am i-... do you, i mean..." he started stuttering, trying to form a proper sentence while you were looking at him, which was pretty distracting if you couldn't tell. "are my legs bothering you? i can move them if you-"
"it was a pretext to get you to do something about this." the boy was interrupted by your sentence, which wasn't entirely clear to him.
"about what?" he questioned back with a confused expression on his face. what he said made you laugh a bit, you honestly couldn't tell if he was doing it on purpose or was actually obnoxious.
"we can avoid the elephant in the room any longer or you can just cuddle me like normal people that like each other usually do."
you dropped the bomb, hoping you didn't misunderstand all the signals, otherwise that would be really embarrassing, but considering all the glances, the sweet actions only aimed at you, callum's jokes and the general tension sometimes was there between you two for absolutely no reason, you assumed this was not the case.
the boy looked at you with a blank expression, processing the words. has he been so obvious, too obvious, about his feelings? or was it his friends' fault with all the remarks? but mainly:
"each other? so you-"
"yes rob, i like you."
those icy eyes were looking at you like you told him a f1 seat was his. he didn't know how to form the concept he wanted to pronounce, letting him gasping. his reaction made some insecurities crawl into you, interrupting the eye contact you were previously holding, which didn't go unnoticed by the boy, causing an immediate reaction from him.
"that's good," out of all the words existing in the english vocabulary, these were the ones that came out. seriously? so he tried to fix his mistake by adding a "i mean- it's good because i like you too."
a nervous laugh escaped your lips, followed by a push on his shoulder. that was really horribly phrased, lucky him you liked him.
"good to know. now, i've been awake for like... nineteen hours? so if you don't mind, i would postpone this conversation to next morning when both of us will have more faculties to properly talk about it. the worst part of admiting it is done, anyhow." you yawned stretching around. with your legs still intertwined, the boy started fidgeting before opening his mouth and unsurely give voice to his thoughts.
"can i still hug you?"
you felt an overload of tenderness hearing the request, accompanied by the cute expression on robert's face, typical of someone in the beginning stages of a new relationship, with a lot of adoration, but plenty of insecurities. your natural answer was to scoot over and lay your head on his shoulder, which in response received a weird entanglement of arms around your body and a bright smile.
"goodnight rob" you murmured to the boy on your side, who answered you in the same way before settling down, with silence and calmness filling the room, knowing that at least callum now will stop messing with you on your unrevealed crushes.
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safetycar-restart · 1 year
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Okay but I’m sure we’ve said that sub!marcus is a perfectionist and always wants to please you. But from watching various screaming meals I’ve learnt 3 things about Marcus.
1) He always has to be right.
2) He goes commando
3) He is unable to do basic human tasks like putting laundry in the basket or cleaning.
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Just you teaching him how to do basic everyday tasks and chores because you refuse to do them all. If he does then poorly and not to your standard he gets punished (not allowed to cum etc. for however long you decide) and if he does them right and good enough he gets some kind of reward. At first he’s really argumentative about it saying how he has done it right and your standard are too high but with one look or you grabbing onto his face he shuts up.
Also when cleaning him wearing some short shorts or those white trousers which are completely see through and leave nothing to the imagination trying to tease you or please you.
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Ooo I love this sub!Marcus take!!!
Firstly, I think he's still so desperate to please you? And in a way, he feels really embarrassed that there are some things he doesn't know how to do?
He wants to please you and make you happy, and so he asks what you want him to do but then his heart drops when you say he can do your ironing. Because he… he has no idea how to do that? And he’s absolutely terrified of accidentally ruining your clothes.
But, as fact number one states, he always has to be right. So he just pretends that he knows what he’s doing. He can’t admit to you that he doesn’t know how to do it.
Maybe he burns one of your shirts? And the worst is that you walk in on him burning the shirt. He’s so upset. He has no idea what to do.
You have to punish him for that, not for burning your shirt but for knowing he couldn’t iron and not ask you for help or guidance. If he had asked, you would have helped him and it would have been fine. But because he refused to ask for help and as a result your shirt is ruined, he needs to be punished.
He can’t cum for a week for that, and he also has to admit to you everything he can’t do. You end up finding a list of household chores online and he has to go through the list and tell you honestly what he can and can’t do.
That’s when you decide to come up with making it a challenge, because that way he’ll actually enjoy it. Marcus thrives on competition and goals.
(Sidenote: poly!marcus/clem where they’re both useless basic skills so they compete against each other to learn them and poly!marcus/callum where you and callum both watch Marcus learn everything and he gets to ride callum is he succeeds)
Once you’ve taught him something, he gets punished for doing it incorrectly and rewarded for doing it right. He genuinely loves that, working so hard to get his reward and always taking his punishment when he fails.
And yeah no he cleans commando. It’s partly him trying to tease you and partly him just enjoying going commando. He also will clean naked if the chore allows it (and yes that does mean you have to force a shirt on him because no Marcus you can’t pan fry chicken naked).
You can’t deny that seeing him like that is very pleasing though, wearing the tightest pair of shorts and nothing else, leaving nothing to the imagination. He also LOVES to be watched, so you’ll openly watch him and by the end he’s always rock hard.
So yeah, chores are fun now.
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koheletgirl · 1 year
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The Moon in TDP
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i started making this post because i was reading ttm and got confused wrt how moon phases work in the dragon prince universe. then tumblr deleted it, and now that i'm attempting to rewrite it i'm realizing that it's a pretty long post to make just to point out a mistake in some panels. so yeah the panels in ttm show the moon phases in the wrong direction but if you're interested in looking at the moon throughout tdp regardless then it's under the cut.
also i may or may not be convinced that their calendar isn't based on the moon, i'll explain a bit in the end
Alright so as we all know, the series starts on the night before the full moon. this is also when callum says he will be 15 in two months, keep that in mind for later. to keep this convenient for myself i'm going to count days the way jewish months work, i.e the new moon is the first of the month and the full moon is the 15th. so by this system, the night when rayla doesn't kill marcus is the 14th (of whatever month). this, as i learned, does not mean that they count the days of the month according to the moon. but for now we are.
the eventful night that kicks off the events of the series is, of course, a full moon.
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the next time we see the moon is in the next episode, after the encounter with amaya at the banther lodge. this episode takes place on the next day, the 16th as far as we're concerned. the moon now is at a waning gibbous, which leads to the conclusion that they are in the northern hemisphere (this is all under the assumption that their world operates the same way earth does).
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for reference:
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so, from now on i will be referring to the moon phases as they are seen in the northern hemisphere.
the next time the moon makes an appearance is in episode 9, at the cursed caldera. it is now close to its last quarter. date-wise i would say this is the 21st based on the moon's appearance, which callum confirms in the next episode when he says it has been a week since they left katolis.
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we are now on season 2, at the moon nexus, and the moon is at its last quarter.
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and here is the moon again in episode 2, between its last quarter and a waning crescent. also i really just wanted to look at the moon nexus
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here is bait with the moon in episode 7, and again when callum and rayla cross the moonstone path, at a waning crescent nearing its end.
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the next time we see the moon again we're in the midnight desert, and it's a waxing crescent. looking at it, i would say this is the 5th-6th of the following month.
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interestingly, the moon doesn't appear again until we're at the storm spire, and it's full. which suggests it had taken rayla and callum approximately 10 days to travel there from the midnight desert. it also marks one month since the events of the first episode.
(the d is silent)
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and here is the final moon appearance in tdp, the day after.
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now we get to ttm, in which rayla very conveniently tells us the new moon is 3 days away. this puts us in the 27th-28th of this month, two weeks (more or less) since the events of the finale. phoe-phoe is reborn on the night of the new moon. callum comes up with the plan to open the portal on the full moon, and this is where the aforementioned mistake happens - the panels show the moon phases in the wrong direction (unless the moon nexus was somehow transported to the southern hemisphere).
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anyhow, we get to the full moon. bad things happen. and rayla leaves.
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on the night of the full moon.
two months after the events of the first episode.
on callum's birthday.
this fact was confirmed on reddit back in 2020, and then again in the season 4 premiere. interestingly though, callum's birthday in the season 4 premiere is very clearly not on a full moon. it's a waxing gibbous, a day or few before the full moon.
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so what does this mean? a few options:
the calendar in tdp is not based on the moon. like the gregorian calendar, for instance - today (october 29th) is the 4th day since the new moon, which means the moon is at a waxing crescent. this doesn't mean it will look the same way on october 29th next year. i found it confusing, because they only seem to talk about the passage of time on the show in terms of moon phases, but who knows. this theory is also supported by something claudia says in the s4 premiere - "to be clear it's 30 days. just so you don't think it's a 31 day month." months in lunar (and lunisolar) calendars are either 29 or 30 days, as opposed to 30 or 31. (and thank you @bisexualkingdavid for pointing this out)
moonshadow elves do count the days of the month according to the moon (as evidenced by rayla saying the new moon is in 3 days), but katolis doesn't.
there isn't a consistent lore and i'm reading too much into it (seems unlikely given the nature of the show).
so. this was me being productive with my time. hopefully some of you found this interesting, and if not, well i had fun. and maybe this will get cleared up in future episodes.
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[Book Two of Three]
Story: 4 out of 5 Smut: 3 out of 5
Holy hell! What a wild ride Juniper and Zane put us through. I honestly thought this book was gonna be half of what we found out in book one and half of this mortal/demon couple figuring their shit out now that Juni’s deal had been completed. But nope. I was wrong. The entire book was just filling in the blanks of what we already knew- and I am so glad we got those details!
Juniper, for me, was a little hard to like just because she was such a b-tch. Then again, almost being sacrificed and hunted would do that to a person.
Enter Zane who’s been craving her soul for years, and who will do strike whatever deal to get it, and it makes one twisted and delicious story.
I LOVED reading the downfall of the Hadleigh’s almost as much as I loved reading as Zane brought down Juniper’s walls piece by piece.
On a side note, did anyone else want to attend that demon party as well? Lol.
Now here are my rambling thoughts...
*Of course Juniper was befriended by Victoria and Jeremiah. Ugh. I bet that betrayal stung. I’m so glad she got her revenge in book one, though I’m excited to hopefully read the details of all that went down here in book two.
* Holy shit. Victoria really gave her friend acid and then sacrificed her. SHE WAS ONLY FIFTEEN!! Now what I wanna know is how the hell Juniper got out of that mine shaft 😬
* Damn. She escaped and tried to kill Victoria. Good for her. Unfortunately that didn’t happen, but they did lock her up for three years because they thought she was delusional. And now she’s out.
* Lol only Zane would laugh at being shot and think Juniper is being flirty.
* Hot damn. Zane fucking Juniper on the forest floor. Loved it. But of course it was ruined when Juniper saw what Zane really was.
* Aw man. Juniper got the text of her brother’s murder. And now it’s back to Abelaum we go.
* Damn. She saw Leon take her brother’s body from the grave. I don’t know how she remained quiet.
* Zane would be turned on by getting stabbed 😂
* Dammnnnnn. Zane claiming Juniper’s soul, fucking her throat, and then pinning her to the tree..? Fuck, I want a demon now 😏
* Aww he bathed her.
* lol Juniper stabbed him. Again.
* Goddamn. What is it with guns going into no-no areas 😂
* Holy shit. They went and retrieved Marcus’ body. And were attacked 😬
* Juniper is really annoying me. I get it’s your brother, but those monsters outnumbered you greatly… and you still ran into the middle of them to fight for a corpse that was already half eaten? I hope Zane punishes you.
* So… Heidi helped her out of the mine shaft? Wtf. Why?
* Ouch lol. Zane did not have a good first meeting with Callum lol. Such a protective Archdemon.
* “I don’t fuck around when I find something I want.” // “But you already have me.” // “Body and soul. But I decided I want something else too.” He laid his hand around my neck, and pressed his thumb against my pulse. “That right there. I want that next.”
* Wow. She bound and gagged him, and rode his cock while carving her name into his flesh. I love these kinky fucks.
* Zane is my fucking spirit animal! Tripping children who annoy him in the store..? Yess! 😂
* “Fuck, I’d look hot as hell in this. And I’d still dick you down good. Demon maid at your service.” — 😂 omfg.
* Yesssss. Fucking Kent got what he deserved.
* Demon party. Hell yes.
* And now Juniper has Zane’s metal. I fucking love how demons give metal to show their love, loyalty, and devotion to a person.
* Goddamn. Jeremiah is ruthless. I know he killed his sister, but to read about how he snatched her off the street and everything… yikes.
* Damn, Zane. You really ripped through J’s little cult like it was nothing 😏
* Oh shit. Jeremiah/The Deep One really fucked up Zane. I knew it was going to end well, but I hate seeing the close calls. My poor baby demon 😩
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