#Can you imagine Bibi Netanyahu and Tiffany Haddish even in a room together?

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

It's extremely offensive to assert that the Jews killed Jesus. Because it wasn't the Jews, it was one Jew, singular. Me. It was me. I killed Jesus all alone and no one helped me.

Please stop giving the rest of the Jews credit for all my hard work. You think Bibi Netanyahu and Tiffany Haddish helped me build a time machine in my basement out of old record players and microwaves that I bought at yard sales? No, I did that myself. Did Andy Samberg and Barbra Streisand teach me how to use a sniper rifle? No, I learned on YouTube. Did my father support any of my ambitions and aspirations? Three guesses.

I killed Jesus of Nazareth all by myself so please give me all the credit.

#Gonna save this to my drafts and post it when I'm really really really drunk #Can you imagine Bibi Netanyahu and Tiffany Haddish even in a room together? #Wow I forgot writing this over a year ago #But you know what? Today is gonna be the day #Anyway #christ almighty #post o' mine #Clearing out the drafts