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#Candace Loses Her Head
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Lawrence Fletcher vs. Jeremy Johnson
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104-days-of-gifs · 10 months
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Another 104 Days of Phineas and Ferb GIFs: Day 9
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ferbracket · 3 months
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Candace Competition
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Fly on the Wall | | Candace Loses Her Head
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pnfoutofcontext · 2 years
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If I had a nickel for every time Candace has been depicted as a praying mantis, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.
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bunnyjoyce-blog · 2 years
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A wonderful gift from her brothers (albeit temporary) and a gift from her crush... Really is a good birthday for her
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lillithhearts · 2 months
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I don’t know if you mind writing WlW, BUT IF YOU DO!!! I WANT GENSHIN WOMEN HELPING WITH THEIR SO INJURIES- ESPECIALLY WITH RAIDEN CAUSE I THINK SHE BE SO CONFUSED AND CONCERNED AT THE SAME TIME
*wheeze*
Ok sorry for the freak out- I’m just incredibly gay
I'm deflating after picking two women from every nation😩
Warnings: Talk of injury, not Proofread, Candace and Dehya might be ooc
THESE ARE SO WLW‼️
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❄️ Scolds you at first and acts more like a superior then your girlfriend at first
❄️ after offering to clean it she softens up, asking how this happened and asking if this was caused by a fight and if there's something she needs to "handle"
❄️ Secretly worried, with the right words you might be able to get her to tell you that aswell.
❄️ tells you to be careful next time because she won't help if it happens again (she'll help if it happens again)
❄️ sends you off with a kiss and goes on about her day, she continues to quietly worry
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🍷 more reactive and worried then you'd thought especially if it's a bigger injury
🍷 dead silent aside from the occasional hiss from you
🍷 Like Eula, she asks afterwards if there's someone messing with you and she'll handle it if there is
🍷 tells you on the side afterwards to watch out more often so this doesn't happen again because she doesn't want her lovely girlfriend hurt.
🍷 depending on the day she might hold you for a bit and even MAYBE tell you some sweet nothings
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🥂 jumps up and is quite dramatic, she's a captain she can tell if you're in serious danger with your injury
🥂 quickly cleans the wound and treats it then proceeds to baby you
🥂 "youre never going out without me or Kazuha ever never"
🥂 she'll pout out at you, you're capable how dare you get hurt and worry her she already has her other crew idiots to watch over
🥂 smoothers your face in kisses and compliments you
🥂 tries to subtly get info if it's a natural injury or if it was caused by someone else
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🎲 acts nonchalant about it but if you're able to read people well you'll see she's scared shitless
🎲 she's lost so many people she can't bear to lose her sweetheart
🎲 questions you on what happened and gets you maybe something to eat and some water, a full check on you
🎲 puts her coat on you and coos at you after the injury is taken care of
🎲 you're not allowed to move or do anything extreme for a week
🎲 "but it's just a scrape" "Too bad, lay down"
🎲 you'll see her gently smile at you while you eat or read something while you recover
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⚡ she doesn't quite understand the idea of blood, or injury; she's a god most of her injuries don't last long unless it ends her shortly after
⚡ "what do you mean it can get infected and kill you?"
⚡ goes to a vendor to get you some food after trying to make it herself and failing miserably
⚡ you insist to treat it yourself because she was too rough when she tried to which she just frog blinked at you before shrugging and sitting back
⚡ doesn't quite know what happened but she's asking if you're alright even like, a day later
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🌸 gets all done up worried, throwing her hands in the air and petting your head while doting on you
🌸 if she notices it's serious or you're not in the mood she'll quickly back up and ask you to sit down, asking the other maidens to fetch some things for you
🌸 has you in her arms till the maidens get back and then she gets to treating it, asking how this happened with a giggle in her voice
🌸 JUST maybe if you're alone she'll go into her fox form and lay on your lap to comfort you
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🔥momma mode immediately
🔥"how'd this happen, when, by what, by who? How much does it hurt? Are you numb"
🔥 you get whiplash from the amount of questions she asks you, kinda confused she takes it that you're like, about to actually die
🔥 you have to calm her down and starts gradually answering the questions while she orders the eremites to get you the things you need
🔥 has you in her arms also, telling you how worried she was and she's glad you're okay
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🌕 immediately jumps to your aid asking whats the matter
🌕she scolds you for not being careful, but you jokingly huff, clearly hearing the worry laced in her voice as she stands infront of you
🌕 gives the bandage a little kiss and you both laugh
🌕 her two colored eyes continue to scan you and your mood for the rest of the day or even next few days, monitoring your condition closely
🌕 pouts at you while holding you, denying that she was worried in the first place, reassuring you, you can handle yourself
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🗡️ quietly tells you off for getting hurt but calming down and apologizing after, a soft smile on her lips as you tell her it's okay and you understand
🗡️ unless it's a severe injury she's not worried, you're strong you can handle a simple scrape. She will still disinfect it and wrap it you sit down
🗡️ escorts you around for a bit, especially if it's a leg related injury or an injury that impairs your walking
🗡️ holds your hand almost the entire time minus when she's using both hands to treat it for you
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🌹 On the verge of losing her mind
🌹 also lost alot of people close to her and is very worried
🌹has her body guards help you while she questions you, she is asking you the most random and not needed questions
🌹you kinda just sit there wondering why this is so important
🌹 makes you macaroons to make you feel better and tells you about her day to distract you from the pain if there is any
🌹 leans against you and just, enjoys your presence for a while. Her days are stressful and she loves doing what she does but you're her safe quiet space
🌹 plenty of kisses to your face and hands
AHHH idk how I feel about this :((
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the humans having le romantic candlelit dinner with their S/O, only to have them randomly caress their face/hold their hand while talking?
(GFL/Genshin Impact) Kalina, Angelia, Helianthus, Ayaka, Lisa, Ei, Xinyan, Shenhe, Yelan, and Candace having a romantic dinner with their S/O
SURPRISE GENSHIN ADDITION THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS-
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Personally, Kalina thinks the candles are cheesy as hell, but it's the thought that counts!
As she's talking about something amusing that happened while she was with the Commander, S/O's hand suddenly brushes across her cheek.
Kalina completely freezes up. Her cheeks heat up rapidly but allows S/O's hand to remain.
(Kalina) "Uh...! S-Sorry, you messed my up my train of thought, heh..."
She giggles and playfully leans into their hand.
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Angelia isn't one to care about grandiose displays, but a candlelit dinner? That had to be commended at least.
She's in the middle of regaling S/O about some of her more amusing missions, until S/O's hand brushes across her prosthetic.
Angelia couldn't feel anything, but she knew the loving intention was there.
(Angelia) "...Dumbass, you know I can't feel anything there already."
Angelia is blushing madly while her other hand squeezes S/O's, feeling the warmth around it.
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Helianthus finds the romantic gesture touching. (she's squealing about it on the inside.)
She's enjoying the atmosphere and the meal S/O prepared and chatting about nothing in particular.
Her entire body stiffens when S/O gently wipes off a crumb on her cheek, their hand staying after the fact.
(Helianthus) "A-Ah...S/O?...Hm, don't pull away."
She quickly relaxes into their touch, her own hand keeping S/O's from moving.
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Ayaka's heart is about to burst from her chest seeing the table S/O prepared.
She is giggling almost the entire time with glee. Honestly, she's about ready to ask S/O to marry her on the spot.
Doubly so when S/O reaches for her face, gently holding it.
(Ayaka) "S/O...If I may be selfish for just a moment?"
Ayaka takes their hand off, only to kiss the top of their fingers, and put their hand back onto her cheek, keeping it there tightly.
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Oh, Lisa absolutely loves the candle dinner.
Now this was how you captured a woman's heart properly.
Lisa's smile grew bigger, feeling their hand brush across her cheek.
(Lisa) "My, how daring, S/O.~ I like it."
Lisa winked at S/O as her head tilted to rest further into their hand, feeling the softness of their palm.
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Ei is quite confused at the setup of the candles on their dinner table.
Was this a ritual? She hadn't seen this before, so probably not? After finding out it was exclusively for her, Ei gives a soft smile.
Her eyes widen in surprise when S/O's hands reach for hers.
(Ei) "Ah...If you wished to hold my hands, you can ask to do so."
Ei happily takes their hand with a firm yet loving hold and continues to tell S/O a lighthearted story from her past.
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Xinyan's words get caught in her throat as she sees the elaborate setup just for her.
She quickly accepts the dinner and sits down across from S/O, the volume of her voice echoing in the room as she gets more and more excited.
Her entertaining story screeches to a halt when S/O's hand gently brushes against her cheek, making Xinyan freeze.
(Xinyan) "H-Hey now! Why did you have to go and make me lose my train of thought...?"
Xinyan pouts a little, but does not move to shove their hand away, instead she subtly moved closer into their palm.
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Shenhe's eyes blink in surprise at the candles. At first she thinks the dinner is an exorcism until S/O explains.
Nodding in stoic affirmation, she sits down and thanks S/O for the meal.
Shenhe asked S/O what the purpose of a candlelit dinner was, and instead of a verbal answer, S/O's hands held her face with a loving caress.
(Shenhe) "...This does not answer my question."
Her curious expression makes S/O laugh before explaining it was simply because they loved her. Now, she understands.
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Yelan was impressed by the fancy dinner.
It was a little too gaudy for her personal taste, but hey, no complaints from her!
Yelan was simply telling S/O about her day before she felt their hand grasp hers and hold it tightly, the loving gesture making her hum in delight.
(Yelan) "You really know how to pull the heartstrings, don't you S/O?"
Yelan lets out a beautiful chuckle before holding S/O's hand just as tightly back.
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Candace usually doesn't care exactly what she eats, since being in the desert, you ate what you could get.
But seeing the table so lovingly put together by S/O, complete with candles, it was hard to say no.
She is about to thank S/O before they extended their hand on top of hers, letting it rest comfortably there.
(Candace) "Next time you wish to have dinner like this, please allow me to help. And...Thank you, my love."
Candace closes her eyes and moves to sit next to S/O, letting their hands intertwine as she rests her head against their shoulder.
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ninjacomix · 10 months
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This fic was inspired by @kaeyats
Our Grace is insatiable
Warnings: smut, nsfw, yandere behavior, overstimulation, breeding kink, male incubus reader
When your god is a being of pure lust it's only natural for the female acolytes youve chosen to be your wives to take responsibility and help you right?.......even if it kills them
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As your first wife it was only natural that she was the first to feel your divine touch and ale you of your hunger but how many hours has it been since the doors to her graces quarters had closed and locked as her fate was sealed when she was practically thrown and pinned to the lavish bed that she had hand stitched with the finest silks
Ningguang: blushing Y-your grace I'm honored you chose me to satisfy your ahem needs today but i-
But you didn't even let her finish as your lips latched onto hers sending a feeling of pure euphoria threw her body as she wraps her legs around your waist to feel your growing length rub against her clit as you pull your lips away from ningguangs causing her lipstick to smear all over your lips your claws tear threw both her dress and undergarments as well as your own clothes revealing the terrifyingly girthy cock you had hidden underneath your robes as she stares at the absolute monster cock resting in between her legs you merrily lick your lips and begin slowly inserting yourself into ningguang as the aforementioned leader of liyue slowly loses her mind at the size at which just the tip of your cock is stretching her pussy
Reader: I've been wanting to do this for so long ning, to finally have your goddess like body all to myself and i apologize for the dress i promise to pay you back
Ningguang: its ngh fine your grace as long as your AH!~ it's inside me! Your inside me! Oh archons your massive! Please be gentle with me~
You wait a while allowing ningguang to get use to your size before you hold by the waist and begin abusing her hole with you cock as she moans and mewls from both the pain and immense pleasure feeling your claws lightly dig into her pale skin as you ravage her tight hole to your hearts content just like she fantasized as what seems to be a few minutes was actually hours of intense and brutal sex that once you were done left ningguang in a semi comatose state as your creamy and thick spunk leaks from her gaping pussy and asshole onto the now broken bed while she twitches slightly
Ningguang: t-thank you for blessing me with your seed y-your grace~
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Candace was a strong woman so when it was decided after you were done with ningguang it was her turn to allow you her ever so benevolent god and husband to use her body seeing as she is one of your wives she saw it as a way of consummating your love for one another unknowing of the savage beast you were in bed
Its been a week since your night of passion with ningguang and announcement of her pregnancy with your child as you decided to visit sumeru to further rehabilitate and reform not only the akademiya but the desert as well using your power to turn the once barren and desolate ruins of the late king deshret into the thriving oasis the children of the desert had heard of only in legends truly you were a merciful god which is why candace just can't seem to wrap her head around how much you needed her as you pin her down and slam your burly cock into her awaiting pussy with reckless abandon seeing as candace is much stronger then ningguang she can handle your full verocity right.......?
Well it seems her theory was correct with how hard your claws are digging into her hips as she throws her hips back to match your almost feral like thrusting into her womb as her teeth knaw into her pillow to muffle her moans as her gaping asshole leaks with your seed
Y/n: your pussy feels so good candace~ ergh don't worry I'll make sure to fuck the next protecters of Aaru village deep into your womb!
Candace: Do it my darling, Bless me with your children!!!
With one final thrust you unleash your fertile seed deep into your wifes womb as the hesd of your cock pierces her cervix as rope after rope of your cum fills and expands her womb as she latches onto you while being hit with constant waves after wave of pleasure as your cock finally leaves her entrances and your cum slowly spills out of her she lays on the bed limp and nearly unconscious as the hours of intense love making/breeding has finally ended
Candace: I-I'm gonna be a mommy~ thank you my love ah~
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Did it bother Ei that you decided to visit your 2 mortal wives before your immortal one, no....not one bit.......okay it bugged her a little bit as multiple scenarios ran threw her head to figure out why she was the last of your wives to become in miko's own words "brutally breeded" but now it was her turn so she went and got everything ready, the palace was empty minus the guards at the front gates, (to keep miko out) the servants were given the day off, you and her even had a romantic dinner as she nervously shifted in her seat next to you so when she was practically picked up like a toy and impaled onto your throbbing breeding stick it made all of her worries vanish as she wrapped her slender and toned legs around your waist refusing to let go as you grab her hips and fuck her into the ground
Ei: Ah~ I've never egh~ felt anything like this before! Oh right there~ your getting close aren't you~ don't hold back unleash your wild side and breed your goddess!
Your hips moved like lightning as you pounded away inside of Ei's formerly virgin cunt before slamming yourself deep into her and releasing a torrent of cum directly into her womb as she mewls in ecstasy while coming down from her high before suddenly being lifted and shoved right back down onto your cock as she throws her head back in pleasure as you continue to conquer and defile her
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About a year later the 7 nations rejoice for 3 heirs and 3 heiresses to your throne have been born each child with blood that shines like gold and eyes that glow like stars accompanied by little black wings and tails how these children will grow is up to you and your wives though the next generation better be prepared to please their princes and princesses when they come of age but that's a story for another day
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Alright gonna do some Self aware honkai star rail headcanons
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a-certain-romance · 1 year
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sharing more housewife reader and making people happy fr
this time we got ladies w dicks to make it more intesting
dehya loves her house wife after awhile of being a merc and not being able to see her housewife and catching her ass in the kitchen she just has to bend you over and pull you head a bit while her dick is deep in you doggy style
then we have candace who would be falling inlove with the scent you bring to her house and cooking and cleaning whenever the villiage needed to be proctected just makes her want to 69 with you just so you cna enjoy her dick while also being pleasured at the same time<3
beidou and house wife reader mean that their gonna be dealing with their drunk wife(beidou) 24/7 beidou apperciaite whenever you take care of her while shes drunk and she loves her hard working wife so hard she hates the fact shes been ignoringnyou for drinks so in the small wave riders she fucks you deep and content letting you cock warm her and move your hips against her to just sob and beg her to just doggy style you instead of driving the boat but you arent lifting a finger till your at the island shes gonna fuck you at
jean and lisa w house wife reader is magical like lisa is very teasing and makes you moan every single time she slowly gropes you however for jean you can lay on her lap for hours being cormftable on her thigh without her knowing sometimes (but she does notice and kinda finds it cute) whenever yohr truly all in the mood lisa is on anal while jean just rubs infront of you so you can slowly suck on her sadly jean is a bit rough she doesnt it mean it tho!!:(( lisa always cormforts her by giving you or a her soft kiss and kissing your tears away whenever jean pounds you they can be so rough sometimes
ngl next is teacher reader and a kid falls inlove w them so jealous jealous jealous!!
A/N: I. Love. Long. Asks. Housewife anon ily & u read my mind I was just about to say u need a name atp! This is the most tags I’ve ever used on a fic haha. Also my tumblr is acting weird and I can’t see the words I pasted so pink font here we go.
Warnings: Smut written by a minor, anal (Deyha)(Beidou)(Lisa), Hair pulling (Deyha), 69 position (Candace), Oral R giving (Candace)(Jean), Confined spaces (Beidou), Creampie (Beidou), Cockwarming (Beidou), Plug w/ cock (Beidou), Spanking (Lisa), Pet names (Lisa:Kitten), crying (Jean), fluff (all)
Link to Pt1, Pt2, & Pt4
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- The thing about Deyha is that she’s big
- Rather than shoving it as far as she can she eases into you slowly. And when her front meets your ass she’ll start playing with your clit to pass the time as you get used to the size.
- When she starts to thrust she’ll make you take her cock all the way to the hilt, back to the tip and all the way in again. Every time she moves it touches your inner walls in all the right places.
- Although she starts out gentle she will slowly begin to lose it. It’s been so long since she’s had your sweet cunt wrapped so tightly around her. She just can’t catch a break with being a merc and a bodyguard, so in this moment she just need to fuck your hard
- As your tongue rolls out of your mouth and drool starts to pool down to the marble countertops. She’ll stick 2 fingers down your throat and chide you for making such a mess so as she pounds away.
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- You were a spice trader before you settled down in Arue village with Candace.
- Every time you came into her home you smelled like a blend of cinnamon and calla lillies. And now she gets to wake up to that scent every day.
- Your knowledge of spices leads you to always cook the most delicious meals and bake the most flavorful delicacies. Your reputation has made its way across your travels and Candace couldn’t feel any more lucky.
- On the days that a heavy sandstorm hits, you toil away in the kitchen baking batches upon batches of sweets to feed the entire village. You learned quicker that your dishes create a calming affect and it helps those with anxiety over the monsters in the sand.
- She’ll catch you handing them out after the sandstorm dies down and helps hand out the rest. Once everyone’s had their share you pack up the leftovers as Candace showers. Most times when Candace is out fighting for her village you welcome her back with soft sex. Everyone looks up to her for protection, and there’s so much on the line when she ventures out, not fully knowing if she’ll come back in one piece. Having you in her arms makes her believe she can withstand anything that comes her way.
- She’s so worked up this time around. She wastes no time in practically dragging you to the bed. She doesn’t know if she should pleasure you first or the other way around.
- So of course the only option was to set your pussy down on her face as you drop your mouth down to the base of her cock. Candace loves the feeling of your weight on her. It doesn’t matter if you feel you’re crushing her, your closeness is a reminder that you’re safe and sound, and going through all the scars and sandstorms are worth it if it means she gets to protect you.
- You finally let her cock enter your mouth, your thumb running up and down the length of the shaft and occasionally gripping it. At the same time Candace rolls her tongue into you further, and in seconds your cum starts to drip down her face.
- You pull your mouth out when her cock starts to twitch and you know her climax is coming. Ropes of her cum shoot out and paint your face, neck and breasts white
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- Beidou drives the waverider far out onto the water but stops halfway to the island.
- You’re confused at first, why would she stop the boat in the middle of the water? She hops out from the drivers seat and pulls you down, now knowing that the reason she stopped was so she can fuck you without any distractions.
- Being in a such a small waverider gives her no other choice but to fuck well and deep, your panting even starts to fog up the windows with how rough she’s being. She doesn’t stop until her hot, thick cum is gushing out of you and dripping down your thighs.
- And she still feels so guilty for choosing drinks over you, so she keeps her dick plugged into you and has you cockwarm her until you reach the island. She just wants to be closer to you for as long as your here with her. Neither of you are fully satisfied, but she doesn’t let you ride her, not yet at least. Beidou knows she’s being a bit rough this time so she’s intent on focusing all her attention on you.
- When you get to the island she abruptly pulls out and guides you (and your wobbly legs) to a nice picnic laid out on the beach, blankets and baskets and everything. And there isn’t even any alcohol, only a sweet Sunsettia and Lavender Melon juice blend that she promises is worth dying for.
- Despite your pleas, she avoids anymore sexual contact until you’ve had your fair share of food and drink. Conversations with her flow freely, but you can just ignore the want between your legs.
- After you both packed up the remaining leftovers, she’ll shove you to lay down with your knees under your stomach, roll down your pants, and take you from behind. “This is what you wanted wasn’t it?” She grunts out, “You were just begging for me to ram my cock into you doggy style barely an hour ago”
- You should get rewarded like this more often
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- Lisa’s groping you anywhere, and that doesn’t stop at just your body. No no no Lisa will take any chance to tease you whether that’s behind closed doors or against the Library stacks. It’s all worth it for the small noises you make, like you’re just a tiny little kitten under her.
- When she gets behind you she traces the curve of your ass before delivering spank after spank to hear your cries. Lisa might not admit it often, but hearing you beg really gets her going. There’s just something about your voice that makes her want to hear you reach your limits.
- Jean loves having you around! She’ll take up any chance that has you by her side, doesn’t matter when or where. She’ll tell you you’re cute plenty of times but she wholeheartedly believes that words can’t encompass how she feels about you.
- Jean’s sorry about being too rough with you, she really doesn’t mean it! It’s just that when she looks down on you and sees those needy, teary eyes obediently sucking on her length she can’t help but shove the rest of her cock farther down your throat. You always feel so filled and so content with the both of them.
- But let’s be honest, despite how rough they can be, aftercare with them is heaven. Lisa holds you in her arms while Jean draws a bath. When you all get in the tub Jean massages shampoo in your hair while Lisa sensually washes your body, not ever missing a single patch of skin.
- Lisa is always the he first to get out. Jean kisses every inch of your skin that she can reach as she wipes the suds off your body. When you and Jean finish drying off Lisa has prepared a tray with tea and scones for all of you to enjoy
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fawnpls · 8 months
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OKAY THERE ARE SO MANY MISSING I KNOW I KNOW. i just decided to go for the most iconic ones, and i also tried to include something from all 4 seasons and also the movies lol.
i’m just curious what people’s knee-jerk reaction episode would be!
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Lawrence Fletcher vs. Vanessa Doofenshmirtz
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relatableblorbopoll · 4 months
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Round 1 of preliminaries, group 5
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The first two places get a place on the bracket
Little reminder: there will be 2 more rounds of preliminaries, the losing blorbos of this poll still have 2 chances of getting in the official bracket
Propaganda under the cut
Melissa Chase (Milo Murphy’s Law)
"Her self worth is entirely based on her grade point average and getting straight As. She can’t remember anything, ever (specific examples include forgetting her maths book regularly, her student pass for the subway, and how many days are in February). However, she CAN remember the blood type of every president. She is terrible at throwing She gets visually upset when she realises that a plan was changed last minute, and that an academic event she expected to do well in was combined with a sporting event, giving no time to prepare for the new event She freaks OUT when she thinks she’s going to disappoint her headteacher- she doesn’t seem to expect to be given any actual punishment, just that the headteacher will be disappointed and think that she’s irresponsible She has a whole conspiracy room in her house dedicated to researching her best friend’s medical condition- Murphy’s Law being an interest that she is clearly very passionate about and interested in. she does all of that and still can’t remember her maths book. relatable queen her ambition in life is to be a “journalist, and queen of the universe” "
Candace Flynn (Phineas and Ferb)
"A ball of stress and anxiety. She's always angry because nobody listens to her, cares about her feelings, or believes her about anything, which tbh is like the quintessential teenage girl experience. Secretly just wants her parents to recognise and appreciate her."
V-Flower (Vocaloid)
"they believe that people only care about them when they are in pain"
Ciaphas Cain (Warhammer 40k)
"Don't let the sharp jawline and the mutton-chops fool you: Ciaphas Cain has no idea what he's fucking doing and would very much like to not be here right now. He is a high-ranking Commissar, essentially a walking morale boost for Imperial Guard soldiers and one of the only symbols of hope in the grimdark Warhammer 40k universe. He also has no idea how he got the job or how to get the hell out. Commissar Cain spends all his time accidentally doing magnificent bastard things while trying to run away from danger and dying inside. Over the course of his books, he's named Hero of the Imperium, has a hot mommy inquisitor fall in love with him, and saves hundreds of planets per panic attack he has. His cowardice and impostor syndrome are second only to my own, and that's why he's just like me fr."
Percy Jackson (Percy Jackson series)
"he's got big no thoughts head empty energy! he loves his friends and girlfriends SO much (more most YA characters, i think; he would have no qualms about sacrificing the world to save the people he loves, which goes against the typical hero). he is almost always ready to fight a bitch. he has adhd and accidentally says things he shouldnt all the time (but this has made him good at problem-solving, bc he creates a LOT of problems for himself)"
MK (Lego Monkie Kid)
"Oooooh boy where do I begin. MK the Monkie Kid is the protagonist of the story but he has *so many issues*. He wants to be a good person but has a whole lot of impostor syndrome and is convinced he will only hurt people the more he tries to save them. He is convinced that every major villain in the show is his fault, even as far as misremembering/changing up some events to put blame onto himself He also has an absent mentor figure that was supposed to help him but guess what he had to figure out all his powers on his own so abandonment issues go brrrr. He has so much anger toward his mentor Wukong but he just *bottles it all up* (common theme) Also he is so trans and adhd coded. First, MK is a nickname. We don’t know his real name, but it is v much implied he used to go by something else. He and his friends also puts a lot of emphasis on manly stuff like ‘I’m a big boy!’/‘he’s a Monkie *Man*!!!’/‘im the smartie boy, the plan man!’ He also has trouble focusing and listening to other people, is sometimes blunt and he is VERY interested in Sun Wukong and the journey to the west (Chinese classical novel that the show is based on) and just in general always needs constant reassurance and support from his friends. He is often compartmentalizing his feelings and internalizes a lot of fear and blame is also suppressing a part of himself that scares him. (Which, same) He loves his friends so much and tries so hard to keep them all safe, even hiding his own problems and worries from them as an attempt to protect them. He wants to go back to season 1, back when each episode was a villain-of-the-week kinda story, with no world-destroying threats. But nope, he saw the horrors, and he can never go back to the bubbly Monkie Kid from the beginning. Also he is terrified of spiders :>"
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ferbracket · 3 months
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Candace Competition
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Mount Rushmore. ''No! No, no, this is a great thing! Oh, it's the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me!''
Face on Mars. ''Well, it looks a little like a rhesus monkey wearing a powdered wig.''
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cyeli-no · 11 months
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4ggravate Pre-Proposal (Pt. 1)
—where it's just three Dendro fools simping over Cyno and wanting to have a perfect proposal for him
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Part 2: 4ggravate Pre-Marriage: Doubts post
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Dehya and Candace are some of the first to hear about the decision because Al-Haitham, who became close to the duo throughout his time in the desert and with Cyno, wants to respect his culture in the proposal. It seems disrespectful to forego his background and his family when asking for Cyno's life and dedication.
Dehya is unrelenting with her teasing, offering help disguised as friendly banter. He nearly regrets telling her when it turns out Candace is the one to offer the most help. She gives him a few traditions common throughout the desert, but the Temple of Silence does not share the same customs as she does.
She tells him how Cyno once mentioned how suitors will gift jewelry made of gold and gems during the engagement. The proposee's family usually receives a dowry of some type, too. Between giving the dowry and presenting the gifts, a marriage contract is written. Typically, it is between the father and the suitor, but the individual is often included.
"It is not for permission, necessarily." She clarifies when she watches the frown begin to form on his expression, eyebrows tightening. The memory of Cyno's reaction when he realized how deeply the former sages mistreated and used him rests heavy in their minds. At least she can verify how much Al-Haitham truly cares. "In the end, it is up to the individual to accept the proposal and make adjustments to the contract. Simply, it is acknowledging the important of our families."
Al-Haitham does pause for a moment in deep contemplation. "Yes, that makes sense." He ends up deciding on, though Candace offers him a small smile.
She shakes her head, "You may not understand them completely, but I'm glad you care to know about our traditions." He takes it as the sign of approval that it actually is.
He leaves with Dehya, who smiles contently throughout the entire walk back. She tells him a bit about their traditional wedding rings and wedding celebration customs before admitting, "Knowing Tighnari, I suspected it wouldn't be a desert wedding. At least now, it'll be like bringing the desert to him."
Al-Haitham rejects that notion instantly. "We cannot bring the desert to him. I know nothing of the desert and all I have come to learn was brought by Cyno himself. It would be a mockery to do anything besides welcome what he brings." Dehya's eyes blink shut as they pause in their journey. She can feel the familiar heat against her skin and the smell of the desert winds.
"You've thought about this a lot, hm?" She teases lightly, his completely honest affirmation making her grin, "Good." She says something in a dialect Al-Haitham does not quite understand. He can understand a few vague phrases, but she explains it to him without being asked once she finishes, "It is an old prayer. May your future together be filled with happiness and love that even when you reach the afterlife, you will traverse those unknown lands together."
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Tighnari and Kaveh are quick to agree to the idea. Truth be told, they both wanted to do something for Cyno and were debating something similar. Luckily, it truly felt as if everything was perfect for them. Al-Haitham and his endless pockets could definitely afford the dowry (though Cyrus' actual acceptance might be a bit more difficult to get with his outright disdain for his darshan), Kaveh works on designing the jewelry himself, and Tighnari works on creating simple (maybe a bit more detailed than the ones Dehya described) rings for all four of them.
When they go to discuss their plans to propose with Cyrus, Al-Haitham is prepared to give an entire presentation. Tighnari takes over before Kaveh's stressed rants can start and before Al-Haitham says something that might make them lose Cyrus' good graces.
Cyrus frowns when they ask if they are allowed to propose to and to marry Cyno. "Asking me to give him over is quite the archaic request." He muses.
It is Kaveh who answers this. Tighnari and Al-Haitham may be more logical, but Kaveh is intently attuned to his emotions and the emotions of others. He knows Cyno and his desires well, "Cyno respects your opinion and would be hurt if we did not try to include his family." He pauses for just a second to gather his bearings. He doesn't want to bare his entire heart to his soon-to-be father-in-law (hopefully), but he knows the man respects honestly as much as his son. "Cyno always makes sure the memories of our families are a priority. As one of the only living relatives he has, your blessing will mean a lot to him... and to us as well."
Cyrus is not a man of few words. He has spoken at length about jokes, the main reason Cyno tries them to lighten the mood. Still, the air constricts Kaveh as he simply stares at the architect with a frown. Cyno might be scary to some, but his body becomes rigid under the intense staring of the General's father. However, he will not avert his eyes. He knows discomfort well and knows, as his throat tightens and nearly chokes the air out of his lungs, that the comfort and love of Cyno is worth every second.
"You are good kids." Cyrus finally nods at Kaveh and Tighnari. Kaveh's entire body eases at the affirmation, sucking in a sharp breath through his teeth in relief. He nearly misses how the man warily eyes Al-Haitham for a moment before he shakes his head with a low chuckle. "As long as Cyno is happy, my blessing is yours." It's a needless threat, Cyrus knows, but he feels better nonetheless.
("Do they make you happy?" He asked his son when the eventual topic of his partners came up.
In hindsight, it was quite a strange question to ask because the answer was so obvious. "Do I seem unhappy?" The younger man asked, the confusion answered by a fond smile.
Cyrus has always been better at expressing his love compared to his two top students. He ruffled Cyno's hair lightly, "No. I just want to know how they treat you."
Cyno nodded, accepting the explanation completely. "They love me," those three words were enough to ease Cyrus' heart, "more than anyone else can.
"And I love them the same.")
"Another word of warning." Cyrus mentions as they are leaving his house, "Lisa Minci will not allow you to marry him if you do not invite her to the engagement."
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They, heeding Cyrus' advice, tell Lisa, Collei, Nahida, and Nilou. At one point, Tighnari gets worried they are telling too many people before even asking Cyno to marry them.
Al-Haitham just says, "They're family," and that's that.
Family, Tighnari echoes, when Collei runs up to hug him in her excitement. Family, he smiles, as Lisa smacks Kaveh lightly for waiting so long to ask the question. Family, he accepts, as Nilou and Nahida offer their help with wedding planning or support if they ever need it.
Family, he wishes for, when Cyno meets them for dinner with a bright smile, "I'm home." He glows despite the days of work coating his skin in dirt.
"Welcome home, love." Tighnari welcomes him closer and showers him with all the adoration he has been holding onto in the pits of his heart in anticipation of tonight. Tonight, to the world, they will become a family in every sense of the word.
Family, Tighnari learns, comes with the heat of the desert without any of the burning discomfort.
He cannot completely understand the clear discomfort and stress showing on the faces of the other two. They all know Cyno; he who is more devoted than anyone else will definitely say yes. And if he doesn't, he is nothing but kind. There is no world where they will be rejected cruelly.
The question hangs in the air, Cyno's eyes wide in surprise as he scans the three as if checking them for honesty. "Really?" It is a crime how soft his voice is. It is uncommon for him to be uncertain and it aches Tighnari's heart.
"We wouldn't ask if we weren't serious." It is a bit sassier than it needs to be, but his voice is firm to scare away his doubts.
It must do the trick because a breathless huff escapes him. Kaveh worriedly steps closer as garnet eyes glisten under the flickering candlelights, "Cyno—?"
"Yes." He answers them, and the gentle laugh that is slightly clogged by the tears welling in his eyes is the loveliest sound. "Yes..."
The second time is enough to rip Al-Haitham out of his stupor to reach out and catch Cyno's face in his hands. He presses a kiss to the top of the General's head, sighing away his stress, "Good."
Kaveh nearly shoves the man aside in his haste to hug Cyno. The latter's laughter fills the air as Kaveh falls onto his lap, "Sevens above, I adore you." He says, planting kisses on his cheeks.
Cyno can't get a word in as Tighnari's tail curls around his arm, dragging his attention to the side. Whispering against his ear and affectionately nuzzling him, "We're yours forever."
Forever... Forever sounds lovely.
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veryblushyswitch · 3 months
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Phineas x Isabella ~ 🎀(relationship/tickle hcs)
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I need more tickle content for this show and if I have to make it myself then so be it 🎀
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*These two are crazy for each other 💖
*Once they start dating, Phineas becomes just as obsessed with Isabella as she was for him when they were younger.
*He starts to realize just how much he really valued and loved her when they were kids.
*Isabella loves being on the other end of it for once. She’ll be the one sitting down doing something and Phineas will come up behind her and rest his head on top of hers and say her iconic “Wactha doin’?” line.
*Phineas gives Isabella lots of behind hugs. She adores them 💖 Except for when he gives her some side squeezes or pokes her ribs.
*She always makes sure to get him back.
*Isabella is definitely more of a ler and prefers to be on the tickler end of the tickle fights. But she can’t deny that it doesn’t make her all full of butterflies when Phineas tickles her.
*She just loves making her boyfriend laugh. And she’s for sure stronger than Phineas. Therefore, Phineas is on the receiving end 80% of the time.
*Phineas is the curl up into a ball kind of lee when he gets tickled while he randomly tries to grab or swat at his offenders hands.
*Or he’ll hold Isabella’s hand while covering his face with the other when she gets a melt spot.
*Isabella’s heart melts every time because she knows he genuinely loves the affection 💖
*She can’t help but cover his face in kisses when that happens which just makes Phineas keep giggling and blush even more than he already was.
*I love the idea of Phineas having a ticklish face!
*He’s so susceptible to multiple kisses along his face and neck as well as when Isabella wants to practice makeup on him.
*Phineas is such a chill guy. He lets Isabella practice different makeup looks on him and he genuinely gives notes and compliments. He also lets Isabella do his nails. 💖
*She gave him a pedicure once and he almost kicked her in face-
*Ferb and Candace spill all of Phineas’s ticklish secrets to Isabella. They’ve all teamed up on him before too. Poor Phineas 💖
*He gets his revenge though by asking the fireside girls for intel.
*Isabella is a great baker and Phineas is a great cook. They both show each other their favorite recipes and coordinate dinners with their friends.
*THEY DANCE TOGETHER IN THE KITCHEN!! 💖
*They always win at game nights with their friends and family if they’re partners.
*You better believe that Phineas has made tickle inventions. He found an old tickle belt he made when he was a kid with Ferb and gave it to Isabella to see if it still worked.
*It worked. And Isabella got him back tenfold.
*I feel like Phineas is really ticklish on his feet, stomach, neck/face, and the bottom of his ribs.
*Isabella is really ticklish on her shoulders, thighs, sides, and arms/hands.
*I can see Isabella tackling Phineas onto their bed and latching onto his lower ribs and scribbling to her hearts content. It’s a killer spot for Phineas.
*Anticipation kills Phineas. He will try and bargain his way out or just go “Nononono! Isabella c’mon!”
*Phineas squeals and Isabella snorts 💖
*They both lovingly tease each other about it.
*Isabella getting help from Ferb to make tickle machines. She’s a sweet evil ler guys.
*She will innocently give Phineas a new pair of socks or a shirt then they’ll be watching a movie and she turns them on to watch Phineas absolutely lose his mind.
*He falls for it every time. He’s oblivious and loves that his girlfriend got him something 💖
*Phineas loves giving Isabella random thigh squeezes when they’re out with their friends to make her jump. She shoves his shoulder while he giggles about how she jumps every time.
*She can’t help but smile or get mad because it makes him happy.
*Phineas definitely seems like the kind of guy to say “Tickle tickle tickle!” while tickling Isabella.
*He also comments on how she’s blushing almost as pink as her bow 🎀
*Isabella comments on how adorable Phineas looks which makes him cover his face and kick his legs. Teases get to him so badly!!
*He just gets so giddy and flustered 💖💖💖
“Isahabellahaha!”
“What my adorable, ticklish Phineas~”
“Nohoho!”
*Cue him trying to roll over into his side or stomach which just makes Isabella lay on top of him and kiss his face and neck which makes him die even more!!
*Phineas likes to pick Isabella up bridal style and spin her around to make her laugh!! He treats her like a princess.
*Phineas’s stomach is his melt spot. The two will be cuddling together and she’ll lightly run her fingers under his shirt along his stomach to make him melt into happy giggles.
*Then she’ll quickly lift up his shirt and burry her face into his stomach and give him multiple little raspberries and kisses.
*HE SQUEALS SO MUCH AND KICKS HIS LEGS!!
*Phineas is a morning person and Isabella is a night owl. Therefore, Isabella gets wake up tickles and Phineas gets sleepy tickles.
*Sometimes it’s hard for Phineas’s brain to turn off at night to go to sleep, so Isabella will turn on some music or their favorite YouTube videos and gently tickle him until he’s all relaxed.
*Isabella is woken up by tickles almost every morning. But Phineas makes her breakfast in bed a lot so it makes up for it in her mind.
*Candace taught Phineas and Ferb how to braid hair when they were little so Phineas can do a bunch of different braids for Isabella.
*He could make an invention to do it for her, but he loves the quality time and how relaxed it makes Isabella. She loves it too 💖
*Playing with Isabella’s hair is a great way to help her feel better when she’s having a bad day.
*He found this out when she had a bad day at work and started eating angrily while he brushed and played with her hair. After she was done ranting she said she felt a lot better and melted into his hands.
*For Phineas when he’s not having a good day, he needs some time to himself. Maybe reading a book or just taking a break from everything.
*Then he’ll approach Isabella when he’s ready for a hug and to talk. They’re both really great at communicating what they need 💖
*Phineas gets into lee moods for tickles, but lots of ler moods specifically just because he loves Isabella’s laugh.
*Isabella gets ler moods constantly because she loves reducing her boyfriend to a giggly puddle.
*Phineas is all cuddly and shy after he’s tickled.
*Isabella acts all pouty then proceeds to smile at her boyfriend through her fake pouts.
*Their friends have all witnessed them having tickle fights and always bet on Isabella to win.
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Overall, I love these two so much. I hope we get to see more of their dynamic in the new seasons that are being made. Maybe even another future episode!! 💖
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