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misperceived-monotreme · 21 hours

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negative probability experiment AT 3 AM (GONE WRONG)

#PLEASE WILL ANYBODY DISCUSS THE SCIENCE OF DANVILLE WITH #ME #phineas and ferb #pnf #milo murphy's law #mml #baljeet tjinder #milo murphy #candace flynn #heinz doofenshmirtz #balthazar cavendish #carl karl #dwampyverse #mml spoilers

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lavenderstream · 3 months

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I know her tumblr would be fire

#muffin’s diary 💕#candace flynn #phineas and ferb #girlblogging

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phantomstatistician · 9 months

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Fandom: Phineas and Ferb

Sample Size: 3,208 stories

Source: AO3

#perry the platypus #heinz doofenshmirtz #phineas flynn #ferb fletcher #isabella garcia shapiro #candace flynn #vanessa doofenshmirtz #buford van stomm #baljeet tjinder #linda flynn fletcher #phineas and ferb #pnf #fanfiction #ao3 #statistics #phantom statistician

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supreme-leader-stoat · 7 months

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You're fresh out of college and looking for a job. Everyone is hiring. Nobody who's "hiring" is actually hiring. You finally get a call back from somewhere you barely remember applying to (though the voice on the other end sounds synthesized). You pull up the job listing again real quick. The company name and the fact that the listing is for "Minion" are kind of concerning, but you know what, you've interviewed with enough evil corporations by now, you can handle one wearing its true colors on its sleeve. At this point it's a matter of making rent or moving back in with your parents, and as much as you love your family, you can't imagine spending another summer dealing with your brothers' antics. You agree to the interview.

The man who greets you is an enthusiastic older German(?) man who's either way too into cosplay or just that committed to the bit, judging by the lab coat. He made cookies. The tray of cookies is proffered to you by a ten-foot-tall robotic caricature of a 50s businessman. You take a deep breath to calm yourself. You bite into one of the cookies. It's delicious.

You ask the boss about his business model. "Oh you know, a little of this, a little of that, I bounce from project to project a lot." He mentions that his end goal is becoming the undisputed ruler of the surrounding counties. "Really? Not the whole world?" you ask. "I like to set realistic goals," he replies.

As he gives you the tour of his "evil lair," ingrained instincts are screaming at you to report this guy to some kind of authority figure. You remember the salary. You decide that you can always bust him after getting your first paycheck.

The boss asks when you can start. Caught off guard, you say "tomorrow?". Your boss(?) says he'll see you then.

On the way out, you bump into your stepbrother's girlfriend. Your boss introduces her as his daughter. You both silently agree to sidestep the subject for now and act like this is your first time meeting.

You show up to your first day of work. Your boss is putting the finishing touches on a giant machine that was definitely not there yesterday. You are nonplussed. You ask him what it's for and he launches into a convoluted explanation involving his parents always forcing him to put his shirts on backwards so the tag was in front. You think he should probably talk to a therapist.

Your brothers' exotic pet breaks down the wall. You stare at him. He stares at you. Incredulously, you say his name. "Oh, good, you two already know each other!" your boss says. You mention that you used to live with him. "What? Perry the Platypus, you never mentioned having a roommate."

This is what I like to imagine Candace Flynn's life is like, post P&F.

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candycatstuffs · 2 months

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Candace and doofenshmirtz would be tumblr mutuals i think

#maybe ill draw this when i inevitably get sucked back into pnf at some point dsjfj #phineas and ferb #candace flynn #heinz doofenshmirtz #pnf #candys pnf posting #prty sure thats the tag #sighh didnt get to draw much today and now its close to bedtime😔

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let-them-say-fuck-tournament · 9 months

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Let Them Say Fuck, Semi-Finals