#Carmelita Montoya Roxana Ortega Alésia Glidewell Ruth Livier Grey DeLisle Griffin y Fox
I'll get you, Sly Cooper! Or my name isn't Carmelita Montoya Roxana Ortega Alésia Glidewell Ruth Livier Grey DeLisle Griffin y Fox!
Inspector Carmelita Montoya Roxana Ortega Alésia Glidewell Ruth Livier Grey DeLisle Griffin y Fox!
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I’ll get you, Sly Cooper! Or my name isn't Carmelita Montoya Roxana Ortega Alésia Glidewell Ruth Livier Grey DeLisle Griffin y Fox!
“Well with as many times as I’ve seemed to get away from you maybe it isn’t your real name...but since I like it so much I might as well let you get me this one time.” The raccoon smirked, playfulness gleaming in his mocha hues. “So are you really going to apprehend me, Inspector Fox?”
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I’ll get you, Sly Cooper! Or my name isn't Carmelita Montoya Roxana Ortega Alésia Glidewell Ruth Livier Grey DeLisle Griffin y Fox!
Sly freezes, "Wait that's your full name?"
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I’ll get you, Sly Cooper! Or my name isn’t Carmelita Montoya Roxana Ortega Alésia Glidewell Ruth Livier Grey DeLisle Griffin y Fox!
XD
I miss Sly Cooper...
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Carmelita Montoya Roxana Ortega Alésia Glidewell Ruth Livier Grey DeLisle Griffin y Fox
sorry, the Anon-Vote already went to- wait, you’re an actual person, nvm
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Carmelita: How do you know all this, Murray?
Murray: Andy told me!
Carmelita: Andy? Who’s Andy? *turns to Sly* Are you Andy?
Sly: I’m not Andy! I’m Sly.
Carmelita: I know. I mean your full name!
Sly: Slytunkhamen.
Carmelita: Slytunkhamen? Then who’s Andy....Wait. Are you Arab?
Sly: Me?
Carmelita: Yeah.
Sly: Does it matter?
Carmelita: No. I’m just curious.
Sly: If it doesn't matter, then why are you curious?
Carmelita: I dunno. That’s just something I should have picked up on all this time.
Sly: You know what else you should have picked up on? My fucking full name!
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Carmelita:*talking with Nick* Did I ever tell you what my first day on the job was like?
Younger!Carmelita:*comes into the station chipper to start her first day at the job* Hola. I’m Carmelita Montoya Roxana Ortega Alésia Glidewell Ruth Livier Grey DeLisle Griffin y Fox!
Officer: Are you....here to turn yourself in?
Carmelita: *and like that the chipperness was gone*
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I win, I win, I win, I win, I don't lose, I win!! Oh hell.
Inspector Carmelita Montoya Roxana Ortega Alésia Glidewell Ruth Livier Grey DeLisle Griffin y Fox (Upon winning the first annual Sly Cooper Characters and Figures: Who Do We Like? Do We Like Them? Let's Find Out! )
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Judy’s-Heretofore-Unmentioned-Elder-Sister Victoria Hopps: Don’t worry, she likes your butt and fancy hair. I know, I read her diary.
Carmelita: She thinks it’s fancy…?
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Carmelita: Thank you for being such a great friend to me today.
Judy: ‘Course, hot stuff. I got your back.
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Hola my name is Inspector Carmelita Roxana Ortega Alésia Glidewell Ruth Livier Grey DeLisle Griffin y Montoya Fox. This is Captain Neyla.
Carmelita Roxana Ortega Alésia Glidewell Ruth Livier Grey DeLisle Griffin y Montoya Fox (Introducing herself and her partner, Neyla)
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Mrs. Carmelita Kid Cooper AU
Tennessee: Sly!
Sly: Ugh, this guy.
Tennessee: Hey, man, I see you've met my beautiful wife, Carmelita Roxana Ortega Alésia Glidewell Ruth Livier Grey DeLisle Griffin Montoya Fox y Kid Cooper.
Sly: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a second. Your last name is Kid Cooper? Also, you two are married?
Tennessee: Yeah.
Sly: You're married to him?
Carmelita: Yes.
Sly: This is your husband?
Carmelita: That is correct.
Tennessee: Uh-huh.
Sly: You tied the knot with you?
Both: Uh-huh.
Sly: But in a sexual way, not just as friends?
Carmelita: That's right.
Sly: You have seen her naked.
Tennessee: Many times, yes.
Sly: You are attracted to this?
Carmelita: Yes.
Sly: This penis has been inside this vagina.
Carmelita: Yep.
Sly: But in a sexual way.
Tennessee: Oh, yes.
Sly: Humph. [retching] - Ugh. Oh, my messenger to the Gods.
[retching]
Carmelita: Are you okay?
Sly: I'm just [retching] I'm fine. I'm just I'm really happy for you. [retching]
Tennessee: Should we get someone, or-
Sly: No, everything's Oh, this is really Wonderful. Oh, Hermes. [retching] Congrats you two.
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Carmelita Montoya Roxana Ortega Alésia Glidewell Ruth Livier Grey DeLisle Griffin y Fox
sorry Anon-Vote already went to Bernie
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