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#Castiel is also hot af
eisforeidolon · 10 months
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Yeah, blatantly transparent nonsense like this is exactly why no one should ever take them seriously [X].
"Erasing a canon character's sexuality makes you a homophobe!!! Also, only the parts of this character's sexuality I want to be true count!" 🤦
Let's agree for the sake of argument that Misha and Berens' last minute, lowest effort, intentionally ambiguous AF queerbait is definitive evidence of Castiel's sexuality. Not even because of the actual canon, but Word of God from the notoriously inconsistent cast troll and a bitter loser who thought he was entitled to get his knockoff spinoff greenlit and stuck around specifically to write that scene. Castiel was still canonically attracted to women and female vessels. Daphne, Meg, April, random women on the street when he became human. There are a few different orientations that might apply - or none at all since he's a wavelength of celestial intent in a human suit. But to say he's gay? No. That's so obviously not about his actual canon sexuality, because [gestures at the actual canon].
This is just like how they consistently insist Dean MUST be bisexual because of cake and eye contact and other random nonsense ... but then as the show went on and they became more convinced their ship was going to happen any day now when they worked themselves up on their own hot air over and over again? Whenever the show depicted him having any attraction or even connection to a woman, which should be perfectly acceptable if they were genuinely reading him as bisexual? It was fucking epic meltdown time. Because they didn't *really* want him to be bisexual. They wanted him to be into men so that they could demand he be into Castiel specifically. In contrast to all their farcical meta reading twenty layers deep into him making eye contact with someone he was just talking to or how Castiel not being present made it clear how much Dean was totes thinking of him? Well, not at all surprising they were deeply threatened by examples of Dean actually showing interest. They don't want him to be bisexual - for the most part, they don't even really want him to be gay. They desperately want him to be Cas-sexual. Which is so embarrassingly far from canon, I can't even.
They make it clear over and over again that they don't give a single flying fuck about respecting a character's canon sexuality or expanding good representation in media as a cause. They care about forcing Dean and Castiel together any way they think they can badger their way into making it happen.
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hurricanejane · 10 months
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Hey once upon a time the character that Castiel was based on (Constantine) was in love with a character played by the same actor as Apocalypse world Michael. Is this anything? AU Michael/Castiel?
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Also sad that we hate his character in spn because this man is... Hot af.
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lol-jackles · 2 years
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https://twitter.com/artbyiliana/status/1564764796909674496?s=20&t=_Es6c1mypUA6QCQF8_t52w
I'm sure a bunch of people have sent you this already but what's your take? Do you think they have somehow copyrighted "Winchesters" so no one can use it?? Is that even possible? And while the studio might be the ones behind this since "the Studio (capitalized..)" will apparently be in the vendors room weeding out people but I can't help but still be pissed at Jensen for this. He started this ball rolling. And now not only is he squeezing out Jared and Jared/Sam fans but now they're squeezing out vendors as well? People who have been there at cons for YEARS supporting them? Wasn't enough to take over the legacy, they had to take over the name and merch too. Can't wait to see what shitty af merch the put out for the show... I would assume that's their plan since they won't let anyone else sell anything with the name anymore. It's also just so stupid, hey, guess what guys, you can't sell spn merch at an spn con anymore!! Also, way to absolutely alienate even more people from your show. And vendors were probably a few willing to watch so they could make merch to sell at cons... Just great work all around.
Jensen's team should have had the foresight to anticipate the issue of using "The Winchesters", which anybody would have known that it is a common enough name that somebody would have already copyright it. But Jensen never was a good businessman and every non-acting buslness-related decision I've seen him make causes my eye to twitch.
While WB doesn't want to get into hot waters with copyright holders may be the main reason why they're putting a kibosh on unofficial merchs, they are also hoping that against all odds that The Winchesters become another merchandise goldmine so they want to get ahead of it. Remember the surplus Castiel calendars that they had to give away for free? That was because they feared Jared would not return for season 11 and went ahead and over-ordered those Cas calendars if Misha is promoted to 2nd lead when Jensen is promoted to 1st lead.
WB may have hoped that Jensen has managed to rediscover the lost art of alchemy.  Instead, he has taken gold and presented the target audience of teenagers with a lesser metal.
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You know, looking back, I think the first time I realized I liked women as well as men was watching Supernatural. Cause damn, Jessica Moore and Sam + Dean Winchester in the same room? 👌 🤌
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shyana97 · 6 years
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Can we talk about the fact that Castiel has high scores without studying that much?
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adampage · 6 years
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I DID! But your baby‘s not leaving a good impression on me.. yet.
Oh! I totally understand! He has a stick up his ass currently.
But, he had me from the moment he said, “you don’t think you deserve to be saved?” How can you not love him for that???? Lovely angel boy, who truly loves humanity????
Actually, no, he had me from the moment he walked in that barn lmao. That’s one of my favorite character entrances ever. There’s only one other that’s better than his (imo), and you haven’t seen it yet 😏
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herefortheships · 2 years
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Most of my ships are gay not because I prefer to ship gay ships. I actually don’t care if the ship is gay or straight as long as there is chemistry and a solid, good story there.
It’s just that straight ships have gotten frustratingly boring, predictable, and just plain bland. There is nothing there for me to work with. I feel like the only conflict between straight, canon straight ships lately is the overused love triangle trope. That’s just not good enough when usually the foundation to these ships is also weak and unstable/not solid enough for me to root for these characters or even care.
Gay ships just have so much more conflict going in, more chemistry, more intense and interesting stories going for them, and infinitely more material to build a solid foundation for the relationship in a satisfying and believable way, than any straight ships. 
I don’t know if you get what I mean. I think the writing for het ships has gotten way too lazy. Because as long as the characters are opposite genders I guess the audience will expect them to get together, so there is very little effort and passion being put into these relationships. They are just bland af. There are no meaningful conflicts, no meaningful connection and development either. 
The bar is just so low, too; straight ships are kissing after only one or two interactions in an entire season of a show. Or by the end of the movie when there has been literally no build-up to that moment at all; it’s just expected because one is a boy and the other is a girl. 
Where is the drama? Where is the juicy conflict that makes a story work well? In a freaking love triangle with a few misunderstandings and a lot of bickering/plain fighting each other with no meaningful moments in between? Where is the devotion? The passion? The pining? The love? The drive to do anything for that person? Where is the soul connection? The actual attraction and chemistry (literally I don’t even feel these straight ships have chemistry anymore. I wish I was kidding but have you seen the canon straight couples on TV lately? Literally the exceptions could be counted in one hand...) 
Where is the good, meaningful, beautiful, heart-wrenching, soul touching story?
Usually reserved for male x male friendships. That’s it. 
This is why. 
Male characters are also written infinitely better than female characters and their arcs are well-defined and carefully written; these are usually well developed, well-written characters, whereas female characters usually lack any character development and exist as love interests with zero personality. I’ve said this a million times: being hot is not a personality. 
Male x male friendships are often beautifully written, with so much heart, of course anyone with a love for well crafted stories, who is starved of a beautiful love story, will expect something more to come out of these fictional soulmates. Here you have a character who is clearly pining over their “friend” when things aren’t going so well; a character would do anything for their friend and who has always been there for them; a character who will forgiven them and understand them when they’ve made a mistake. 
A friend, a soulmate; someone who truly cares about this character like literally no other character in the story.
Usually these friendships are so solid and meaningful, that nothing will break them apart; not even their own realistically unforgivable mistakes like Eli breaking Demetri’s arm in Cobra Kai, or Castiel messing with Sam’s mind in Supernatural, when Sam is Dean’s most important person in his life and wouldn’t forgive something like that if any other character would have done it, for example because these two forgive each other, because these two love each other. 
These two will work through unimaginable forces and unsurmountable obstacles that want to tear them apart, and they will walk through these obstacles to find their way back to each other, no matter how big or how terrible the rift between them, because their friendship is that meaningful, because they love each other.
The problem is that this “love” is never defined as more than platonic love. The problem also is that, if these relationships happened between a woman and a man, these relationships would have been canon with waaay less story to feed the canon. Everyone would expect something romantic to come out of it.
Of course we want a relationship like that to have a payoff with a kiss onscreen or a confirmation of that love as romantic love, because it would make perfect sense, and it would be satisfying to the story that was told between these characters. There is substance to these relationships, in contrast to the “straight boy meets hot straight girl he has literally no connection to/nothing in common with besides being protagonists or funny side characters in a show/movie, they flirt, they get together, there is a love triangle, they fight and split, misunderstandings, and now they kiss and make up, roll the credits”. 
When the bar is so ridiculously low for heterosexual romance, and heterosexual love stories have become so incredibly boring and predictable, we crave something more. Something with substance, and that is what gay ships usually give the audience. But it’s frustrating, because despite being so interesting and full of story as they are, gay ships usually don’t end up being even acknowledge beyond fanservice and/or queerbaiting for ratings (because they KNOW people want this). 
We are all bored of bland het romances telling the same story over and over. Gay ships (and not just male/male ships, but also any queer ships) are so much more interesting but they just aren’t given a chance...
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cooloddball · 3 years
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JIB9 (JIBCON 2018) ANALYSIS PART 2
Go read part 1 of jib9 analysis if you haven’t read it already.
Continuing from where we left off...
Misha says no, he doesn’t think that Cas feels like part of the family and Jensen smirks and looks down while Jared smiles
Jensen helps Misha along with his answer 
Jensen defends Sam and Dean after Misha says they don’t show emotion saying things like “I love you so much”
Jens: “There are a few scenes where you know,”
Jared: “Didn’t you see the one with the whole if we die we will do that together too?”
Jens: “Yeah that was emotional”
This is getting serious people. Remember this is season 13 they are talking about.
Jens keeps going on “you know there was embracing, and then there was a lot-I mean…” This whole time Jensen is looking at Misha
Misha is like “All I’m saying…”
And Jensen cuts Misha  off and says, “Did you miss that?”
Look at Jared’s face here though. He’s like are you guys having a lovers’ quarrel? Am I missing something?
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Misha tries to talk again but Jensen is adamant, unrelenting to give up on that there was an emotional scene between Dean and Cas. 13x05???  “Were you not there?”
Misha being who he is and not backing down either he says, “NO” rather defiantly. 
Jared’s face here though. He stopped talking and is watching these two lovers go at it. (No, not the sexy kind)
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Jensen doesn’t look too thrilled about what Misha said. Jared laughs Jensen is basically done at this point. Look at his face.
Misha continues “That was Castiel”
And Jensen just looks appalled, he raises his eyebrows looks down at his hands [0.43 insert Jensen’s face atm] and since Misha is looking at him and he sees that Jensen is unhappy he adds “I’m very method.”
Jensen goes to say something but stops himself, Jared senses the tension, Misha is still looking at Jensen and Jensen hasn’t looked at Misha since he asked him “were you not there?”
IDK what is going on here but it fees like more than just about Dean and Cas and more like it’s about Jensen and Misha. I mean Jared and Misha are having fun with it and Jensen just seems adamant to prove they care A LOT about Cas which is weird considering the fact that the moment Misha was asked that question Jensen agreed with Jared that they are not as pleased that Cas was back (this was a joke) . So what has changed since then? Only a few seconds have passed.
Jensen presses on, “I mean was Cas there? I know he was there physically but was he there emotionally? Because it doesn’t sound like it.”
The way Misha is holding his microphone he looks scared. Jensen can’t take his eyes off Misha.
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Misha says, “see this is what I’m talking about” I think he realizes Jensen is getting too emotional and personal on stage and he decides to guide the conversation to the funny side.
Jensen laughs .
Misha says “ I don’t think he [Cas] lets himself feel worthy or wanted” and Jensen keeps looking at a fixed spot on the floor and I don’t know what’s so interesting there. Jared says “smart” in reference to Misha’s statement and Jensen nods.
Jared tries to make fun but Misha is not having it, he [Misha]  looks at an imaginary watch and says  “That said-uh…that said I think this season he’s felt more part of the team and the family…probably *looks at Jensen* more than ever before” Now I talked about that moment here but I have to reiterate, something is off here tbh. I don’t know what was going on with Jensen but something was definitely off.
I have been thinking about what the causation of Jensen’ s behaviour could be and I have come to a very weird and maybe kind of controversial conclusion, IDK. But  here’s what I think. Maybe Misha finally told Jensen that he didn’t feel like he was part of the family because of the way they treated him and talked shit about him at J2 panels? Like how he pretended to gag when he saw Misha on screen during the jib9 j2 panel the previous day. Or the extreme pranks Jared played on him and Jensen just stood aside? The way some  j2 fans send hate to him and that it gets to him. Maybe he finally opened up. Because if that is the case then,  Jensen blamed himself for making Misha feel like that when he didn’t have any intention to? I hope I’m making sense. Or maybe it could be something else entirely but I feel like since 2017 Jensen had stopped going along with Jared’s attempts to make fun of Misha at their panes. So maybe this was him feeling bad that he ever played a part in that??? Okay my head hurts I have to move on. 
Since that moment Jensen doesn’t look okay, even when Mishalecki are bantering with the next fan, Jensen just seems sad? Sad is not the right word but he seems kind of upset 
So the fan makes a small mistake in what she’s asking and Misha laughs  then Jensen turns to look at him for a brief second, it’s literally for a second and Misha looks at him with his big blue eyes but Jensen looks away rather quickly. I think they can both feel the weight of the previous answer Misha gave simmering beneath the surface but they can’t talk about it atm. 
Now Jared says something rather weird to me, “A man who goes to sleep with an itchy butt wakes up with a smelly hand.”   (I know it’s a saying or whatever but it’s just a strange thing to say or maybe it’s just me) Jensen is nodding along to that but Misha doesn’t look amused. I think it’s an interesting thing to say when two of your best friends who play with each other’s butts are seated on stage with you. I’m not sorry I said that because it had to be said.
For a literal microsecond, Misha looks at Jensen but Jensen is looking at a fixed spot on the floor as has become norm in the last 2 minutes. Mish suppresses a smile because he knows Jensen still feels bad about earlier.
Jared says that’s why he thinks the brother’s and Cas have to die in order for the show to end and Jensen’s face is just stoic. Dude wtf?? 
Jensen joins in the banter and makes a joke about a man who stands on a toilet while high on pot he’s not crazy he’s just high? J2 make another joke about a man going backwards to Bangkok or something. Misha manages to laugh at those jokes.
Jared asks Misha  if he has anything to add and Jensen looks at Misha smiling look at the way he’s looking at Misha. It’s like he wants to stuff him in his pocket and take him home with him.
Jensen is laughing so hard now because Misha says that the only sayings that come to mind are the only ones he doesn’t want to say.
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They try to pronounce the German word and it’s hilarious AF.
So Jared makes a joke of a sound that the fan is helping them pronounce and Jensen is just done. Completely done because he looks away and scratches his beard like he wants to be anywhere but there. JFC What is going on? He was happy again.
OMG husbands whispering at each other while Jared is engaged with a fan. Gossipy Jensen. Also I’m glad whatever tension was there after the Cas question is finally gone and they are back on track again.
They are in there own little world because IDK what Misha whispered to Jensen but Jensen is unicorn laughing. Aww J
 “We just said some really bad shit” I like it when Jensen curses. Now I want to know what they said because when Misha whispers it to Jared, he laughs really hard as well. Oh to be a tiny ant crawling around, listening to their whispered secrets. A girl can dream am I right?
7.33 Jared asks the fan what her “that German/Austrian word” was that morning and I am inclined to think whatever the husbands were whispering to each other had something to do with a sex-related orifice because of the way Jensen reacts.
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The fan puts Jared in his place. Look at Jensen’s reaction.
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He’s like you go girl.
Jensen wants to whisper something to Misha so bad but he stops himself.
Okay so Jensen says he did bicycle touring and he did take part in some of the quests. Is he talking about GISHWES because he never can pronounce that word. LOL.
So Jared interrupts Jensen starts telling his story and Jensen just shuts down just look at his face the entire time Jared is telling it.
Misha and Jared are talking about how it’s so hot on stage and Jensen is just miming to the fans how it’s not hot. I love when he does that. Naughty boy.
Misha moans and he and Jared just rush off to point the fan in their direction while Jensen just stands over the fan on his side of the stage and cools his balls off.
OMG!!!! Misha is doing the mating dance while making fiery eye contact with Jensen and sips from the bottle. Jensen heeds his husband’s call to mate and walks briskly in long manly steps to wards him and he takes the drink off his hand while looking at him like he wants to eat him [it’s called a mating dance for a reason] and inhales the drink whatever it is and it must be really strong because he looks away and says something to Jared. Misha walks away says something to Jared and goes to sit down.  Jensen starts twerking his booty. Misha your man wants to mate on stage do something. Anyway Jensen pours the drink that Misha had sipped directly from the bottle in a shot glass  and does the rck on sign and sips it. The entire time Mishalecki are just looking at Nesnej and laughing not understanding what is going on.
Jared sniffs the drink and says “poker face” and Jensen says “thanks Lady Gaga” IDK if this was a snide comment or just banter but now we know Jensen listens to Lady Gaga and Katy Perry (re: jib8).
This part is really funny when the fan thanks Misha for sending a recovery message to her friend but Misha says that  he had no choice but to do it because the fan just held out the phone to Misha and Misha was like “oooh, heeey”
I think Jared asks Misha what happened and Misha explains because Jared folds over laughing.
Jared starts talking before Jensen can answer the question and again Jensen doesn’t look too amused. This guy keeps stealing his thunder.
Jensen manages a smile when he hears that Misha did a German accent 
Misha asks Jensen if he wants some tips on accents and Jensen smiles and says no. Ouch. Sorry Mish, your man doesn’t want your help. He’d rather wing it.
Misha is not backing down and compliments Jensen by listing all the accents that Jensen can do. We love a supportive husband. Hype your man Mish.
Jensen says that he speaks French and he has a little have a  tête-à-tête in français. I find it funny how Misha pretends not to know Jensen speaks French yet he just listed all the accents Jensen can do. Sure Jan.  And after the French interaction which Misha adds a flair of a French accent when he talk as and , Jensen tries really hard  not to smile. Someone’s excited. #accent kink ;)
Jensen says he doesn’t think Michael is going to need an accent and Misha says yes he will in French accent and Jensen is just trying really really hard not to smile.
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Look at Jared’s face though he’s like dude are you seriously turned on by Misha’s weird accent right now? It’s not even funny and Jensen can’t stop smiling.
Jensen is done with Misha’s shenanigans so he just cuts him off and Misha is exasperated and Jensen proceeds to ask his question.
Fan says she would improve on Misha’s German accent and Misha gasps scandalized and  even Jensen is not happy about that but he takes this moment to make fun of Misha so the comment doesn’t seem as harsh 
Look at Misha’s face
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and here is Jensen’s face  he can’t believe someone was mean to his baby.
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Anyway, in an attempt to make it less painful for his man he tries to make and joke and says, “I didn’t send that out with the insult in mind but I’m really glad that happened.” 
The joke makes it worse and Misha  doesn’t seem to feel better. Poor Misha.
It’s over.
Time for the closing ceremony
Jensen and Briana singing.
 Misha and Adam
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I love their friendship, makes me think of the possibilities that could’ve been between Cas and Mick on the show.
OMG Jensen you naught boy, yeah I see you have experience humping and spanking. Go on Rockstar we love to see it.
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Even Jason Mann’s sees Jensen humping the air and Misha and Jensen turn to look at Jason. Jensen is  smirking at him after what he just did. OMG.
The way Jensen is looking at Rob when Rob tries to sing the remaining verses of carry on my wayward son. Jensen you need apple juice. Jensen is me. He is insane and he is me and I love him. JENSENKIN!!!!
Why are Jensen and Misha gravitating towards each other unconsciously? Do their hearts have magnets that pull towards each other?
Speaking of them why does Jensen seem extremely tall here and Misha looks so tiny.
Am I the only one who doesn’t like the guy who played Ketch? OMG he just rubs me off the wrong way.
 OMG is Jared trying to touch Jensen’s hand? Eww He touched Jensen’s arm and Jensen didn’t even look at him. This is embarrassing. Jensen hasn’t looked at him once/ HELP.
Misha and Jensen are standing the same way at the exact same time and they aren’t even looking at each other. OMG!! This is insanity.
Jensen turns to smile at Misha. Aww J
Jensen looks at Misha with a smile on his face when Daniela says they’ll be back the next year the year that gave us straddle gate and boners.
It’s over guys. 
So I have come to the conclusion that something was going on between Jensen and Jared at jib 9.
See you on the next one.
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writethelifeyouwant · 3 years
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Alpha and Omega - Ch 2 / 2
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Pairing: Sam x Dean Rating: 18+ Tags: A/B/O, Darkness magic,  Alpha!Dean, Omega!Sam, Dub-Con (biological necessity), little bit of meta (cuz why not), Sam’s a needy mess, Dean is possessive af  Word Count: 4k Created for: @first-time-wincest-fest​ - 12x02 Mamma Mia | @spnabobingo​ - Male Omega | Summary: Amara wants to thank Dean by giving him the thing he needs most – Sam – but she knows the boys are stubborn, so she’s going to have to be creative. Problem is, she doesn’t tell Dean or Sam what she’s put in motion, and magic can be unpredictable.
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Despite the many apparent flaws of these British Men of Letters dicks, at least Mick has the good sense to let Dean and Sam go. He offers to try helping Sam, but he doesn’t have any more ideas about his condition than that blonde bitch does, so Dean declines and gets Sam the hell out of dodge.
The moment they make it over the property line and past the efficacy of the anti-angel warding Cas is by their sides, sliding under Sam’s other arm to help Dean carry him to the Impala.
“Don’t touch him,” Dean growls, startling Cas and himself. Cas raises his hands in a show of good faith.
“I am just trying to help, Dean,” he reassures the hunter, lowly.
“Yeah, um, sorry man,” Dean shakes his head to clear it. He doesn’t know why he doesn’t like the idea of anyone else touching Sam right now but he doesn’t want anyone’s hands on his baby brother. Begrudgingly, he lets Castiel grab Sam’s arm and help them to the car, where they gingerly lay a shivering, and for all intents and purposes unconscious, Sam on the back seat. “Cas, what’s wrong with him?” Dean tries to keep a grip on the panic in his voice but he doesn’t have much luck.
“It’s hard to be sure,” Castiel mutters, laying a hand against Sam’s forehead, which is burning hot. “We need to get him home immediately, this fever is dangerously high.”
Dean rounds the car to root through the first aid pack in the trunk, pulling out a few instant cold packs. “Here,” he cracks one up in his hands and passes it to Cas. “Get in back, try to keep him cool.” Cas slides into the back seat of the Impala, pulling Sam over his lap and pressing the cold pack against the young man’s forehead. Dean drops the spare cold packs beside him as he jumps in behind the wheel and peels out of the dirt road driveway in reverse, gunning them back home towards Kansas.
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The use of cold packs and bags of ice they picked up at gas stations along their way get the trio home without Sam’s condition worsening. Dean would send up a thank you to Chuck for that except that he’s nearly positive Chuck’s sister is the reason Sam is in this mess in the first place. I thought she wanted to do something to thank me, not destroy my life. They get Sam into bed without too much trouble, and Castiel suggests stripping Sam out of his clothes to help keep him cool.
“Get away from him,” Dean growls, baring his teeth at his friend. Castiel once again looks at him in confusion, his brow crinkling as he stares hard at Dean.
“I’m going to call Rowena, see if maybe she can help us determine what is wrong with Sam.” Cas backs up cautiously, and Dean is glad to see him go.
Once he’s alone with his brother, he does think that stripping Sam down is a decent idea – at the very least he should change him into some clean pyjamas instead of the bloodied tatters he’s dressed in now. Dean sits on the edge of the bed, gently brushing Sam’s hair away from his eyes. He has the sudden urge to lean down and kiss Sam, so he does – very carefully placing his lips against his little brother’s forehead. It seems to Dean like Sam presses back into the kiss, and when his lips retreat, Sam stretches his neck and turns his head into Dean’s side, almost like he’s burrowing there. The unconscious display of affection brings a surge of warmth to Dean’s chest, though he can’t find it in him to smile with Sam like this.
Gingerly, Dean unbuttons Sam’s shirt and eases it over his shoulders, his fingers tracing over Sam’s muscles on the way down each arm. He hadn’t spent too much time around Sam’s unclothed chest recently and he couldn’t help staring at the contours of his frame. Sometimes he spends so much time thinking about Sam as his little brother, he forgets how much he’d built himself up over the years, forgets about the strength that all those layers of shirts they wear everyday are hiding. Dean has to shake himself in chastisement for staring at Sam’s body and lusting after it like a creep when he’s supposed to be taking care of him. How could he be thinking with his dick, even now, when Sam is deathly ill? But he was thinking with his dick, because even seeing Sam half naked for a matter of thirty seconds seems to be enough to give him a semi. For fuck’s sake, Dean curses himself, and sets about the task of easing Sam out of his torn up jeans.
As he gets Sam’s abnormally long jeans off his abnormally long body, three things strike Dean as odd. The first, that the smell he’d overwhelmingly associated with Sam back at the farmhouse in Missouri all of the sudden permeates the air around him. Sure, he’d been smelling it this whole time – it had been almost unbearably strong on the 6 hour drive back to Kansas – but he figured he must have gotten used to it because it had sort of faded into the background until just now. Secondly, the way Sam’s legs were splayed out across the bed right now gave Dean a view of a dark wet patch on the light grey of Sam’s underwear – gross, Dean thinks to himself, until he realises that the stain isn’t on the front of Sam’s briefs like it would be if he’d pissed himself. That examination leads him to his third odd discovery, which is that Sam has a boner.
“Well, what have we here?” Dean spins to see Rowena standing in the doorway, smirking.
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“I’m sorry, Sam’s turned into a what?” Dean blinks incredulously at Rowena, who’s perching on the edge of the table in the kitchen. He turns his head to look at Castiel, who is sitting stoically behind Rowena. The angel shrugs unhelpfully.
“An Omega, dearie,” Rowena enunciates more clearly, like she imagines she’s talking to a four year old.
“Right,” Dean nods, although he doesn’t really understand. “And I’m a–”
“An Alpha, yes,” Rowena reiterates, clearly annoyed Dean isn’t getting this. “Well, Sam’s Alpha, more specifically,” she amends.
“And what exactly does all this mean?” Dean grunts, frustrated.
“It means that you and Samuel are mates,” Rowena elaborates.
“We know that, we saw our shared heaven, like a decade ago. What the hell does it have to do with him being sick?”
“Samuel is sick because he’s an Omega in heat, and he needs his mate.”
“Well if I’m his ‘mate’ and he ‘needs me’ – I’m right here! So why isn’t he better?” Dean growls.
“I believe,” Cas clears his throat, “from what I understand of the traditional elements of this condition, that what Rowena means is that Sam needs you, as his mate, physically.” Cas looks sheepishly at Rowena for confirmation.
“Precisely,” she smiles thankfully at Castiel.
“Physically?” Dean’s not any closer to understanding what’s happening. “So what, I need to go hold his hand until his fever breaks?”
“Well, I’m not surprised that you might want to hold his hand, but it’s going to take a wee bit more than that.”
“Will you just tell me how the hell to cure him?” Dean shouts, accidentally shattering the beer bottle he’s holding. He looks down, surprised at his own strength and at the end of his tether now.
“Sexual intercourse,” Cas answers shortly, his face carefully blank. “Though, again, from my understanding, that will only cure his heat. He will remain an Omega and you will remain an Alpha.”
“What the hell are you talking about ‘from what you understand’?” Dean makes indignant air quotes at Cas.
“When Metatron put all of popular culture into my head it included every story ever written. There are a large number of stories on the internet that incorporate the dynamics of the Alpha/Omega hierarchy. It’s a trope primarily found in something called ‘fanfiction’,” Cas explains. “In fact, there is some ‘fanfiction’ about yourself and Sam if it would help you to understand the mating requirements.” Dean feels like he’s going to be sick.
“Cas, listen to me very carefully: under no circumstances are you to ever tell anyone else that those exist,” Dean groans, rubbing the heels of his hands into his eyes. “Why is this happening?”
“That’s the part I’ve not got the faintest idea about,” Rowena sighs. “It would take something more than a simple spell to alter your anatomies like this. Not even an angel,” she glances at Castiel quickly to check she’s right in her assumption. “I’ve never heard of something like this actually happening outside of fiction.”
“It was Amara,” Dean sighs. “When she left she told me she was going to give me what I ‘needed most’, but I don’t know why she thought this was it. It just seems like some sick joke.”
“Ah,” Rowena nods sagely like she understands now. “She was giving you Samuel.”
“How is this ‘giving me’ Sam?”
“A physically bonded Alpha and Omega are bonded for life, inseparable. Without the other, they won’t survive their heats – or ruts, in your case.”
“So every time Sam goes into a heat, we need to have sex, or he dies?” Dean can’t believe how fucked up this is.
“You’ll also need to knot him,” Cas adds gravely. Noticing Dean’s look of incredulity, he continues. “The base of your penis will inflate when you ejaculate and lock you and Sam together for a brief time. It’s the knot that Sam needs to relieve the symptoms of his heat.”
“What the fuck?” Dean blanches.
“Not to importune but I do believe Samuel was running out of time when I examined him. You really should get to it, Dean,” Rowena cuts in.
“And how am I supposed to do that, huh? The guy’s unconscious! I can’t just–” Dean’s stomach roiled. The thought of fucking Sam was tempting, amazingly so, but the thought of doing it to Sam, without his knowledge or participation, was sickening.
“I can make him a wee draft to revive him and stave off the fever,” Rowena moves towards one of the cupboards in the kitchen where Sam keeps the common spell ingredients. “Then Castiel and I can make ourselves scarce and leave you two to it,” she smiles.
“And you’re positive this is the only way?” Dean presses desperately.
“That Amara is a crafty woman, she knew what she was doing.” Rowena throws some herbs into a small dish. “She saw that you would never ‘put the moves on Sam’, as you say. This is her way of giving you both that little push.”
“Yeah, well, she’s a bitch,” Dean grumbles, dropping his head in his hands and waiting for Rowena to finish the potion to wake Sam up.
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Sam blinks awake wearily, vaguely aware that he’s safe and not being held captive anymore, but he can’t remember much more than snippets of sound and scent. The rumble of an engine, the smell of motor oil; the low tenor of Dean’s voice, and the scent of whiskey, apple pie, and old leather. He can make out all of those scents now, too, swirling around him and pulling him back into consciousness – like smelling salts.
“Hey, there he is,” Dean’s voice says nearby, he’s sitting on the side of Sam’s bed.
Sam nuzzles towards his older brother, inexplicably craving the closeness. “De,” Sam mumbles, still sleepy.
“Yeah, it’s me Sammy,” Dean smiles down at him gently, eyes soft. Sam feels an unusual rush of need wash over him like a heat wave and he presses himself as close to Dean as two bodies can possibly get with a blanket still in between them.
“Wha s’happening?” he grumbles into Dean’s chest, looping his long arms around his brother’s waist.
“Short version?” Dean scoffs, but not unkindly. “Listen man, I’ll explain everything, I promise but – right now I just need to make sure you get outta this in one piece,” Dean sighs, drawing his hand down Sam’s face and holding his cheek. Sam looks up at Dean quizzically, unused to the level of physical affection but finding he was in desperate want of more. He nods at his big brother – whatever’s wrong, he knows Dean will take care of him. “You trust me Sammy?” Dean’s voice is hoarse, and Sam realises he’s scared.
“Yeah, Dean,” Sam breathes quietly into the slowly decreasing space between them. “Course I do,” he confirms again.
“Alright then,” Dean gulps and nods, mostly to himself though, like he’s trying to psych himself up for something. Then without any further warning, Dean’s lips are covering Sam’s and pressing him down onto the bed.
The fire that had been smouldering inside Sam for days now leaps and dances, as if Dean’s kiss is gasoline being thrown across him. Sam clings to Dean as he’s laid back onto the bed, and lets Dean climb into his lap and bury his hands in Sam’s hair. Dean licks across the seam of his lips and Sam parts them willingly, drinking in every bit of Dean that is being offered to him. He can’t remember why he needs Dean like this so badly, or when he started needing him, but now that he has him he couldn’t care less. He knows with certainty that the only thing he needs to be happy for the rest of his life is Dean – Dean loving him, Dean kissing him, Dean inside him. Fuck, he needs Dean inside him right fucking now.
At this realisation, Sam starts tearing into Dean’s clothes, ripping through the thread keeping buttons in their places without a thought. He expects Dean to start doing the same to him, but then realises he’s not wearing anything but his underwear, which suits Sam just fine. Dean has to pull away from him to wriggle out of his jeans, and Sam groans involuntarily at the sight of the bulge Dean reveals when he strips down.
“Someone likes the view, huh?” Dean teases him, voice deep and throaty, but Sam’s too far gone to come up with a bratty retort. All he can focus on is that he wants Dean’s cock – now.
“Shit, you look so big De,” Sam groans, reaching out a hand to cup around Dean’s member, still hidden behind black cotton. The front of the material is wet with precum, Sam can feel it against his fingertips.
“Think you can handle me, little bro?” Dean grabs Sam’s wrist and drags his fingers along the outline of his cock, up to the elastic waist of his boxers, and then inside them. Sam’s fingers curl around Dean and stroke him gently beneath the fabric. “Think you can fit all that inside your tight little ass f’me?” he grunts, thrusting into Sam’s grip.
“Fuck yes,” Sam rasps, and his breath sounds like it’s raking over hot coals in his throat. He pulls back from Dean to shed his own underwear, staring at it puzzledly when it comes away from his body covered in slick. What is that, he wonders as he feels it on his fingers. It doesn't feel like lube… “Dean?” Sam looks to his brother for answers.
“S’okay,” Dean rushes to reassure him, joining his little brother on the bed, both of them now completely bared to the other. “I’ll explain later, yeah? Just let me take care of you right now, okay?” Dean’s eyes are wide and pleading as he looks to Sam, and Sam nods; he trusts Dean. “Just lemme take care a’you,” Dean whispers again as he brushes their lips together, and Sam pulls him in tight for another bruising kiss.
Their bodies twist and tangle easily, Sam just letting Dean put them together however he wanted. The heat of Dean against him is overwhelming, the sweat on their skin mingles and sticks them together, pulling at their nerves every time they part. Sam doesn’t want them to part. He reaches between them, grabbing Dean’s cock in his hand and thrusts his own into the same grip. Their moans ring through each others’ mouths as Sam jerks them against each other, and they take turns fucking into his fist. Before long Dean pulls away from Sam with a groan, probably to stop himself from finishing before he’s had a chance to see what the inside of his brother feels like. Sam is glad of his consideration in this case, because if he ends tonight without Dean locked firmly inside of him, he’s going to feel like he’s missing out. If he was more clear headed, he might question why the phrase ‘locked inside of him’ is the one that came to mind but he’s not thinking too deeply about what he wants right now — he just wants.
“Need you, Dean,” Sam pants, widely, grabbing at Dean, trying to bring their bodies back together. “Need… ne—” Sam’s vocabulary has become shockingly singular, and he doesn’t have the presence of mind to be irritated with his brother when Dean smiles down at him smugly, knowingly.
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“I know what you need, Sammy” Dean grins down at his little brother. Having Sam this strung out and desperate for him is like a drug. I could get used to this being a monthly thing, he smirks to himself, reaching his hand down between Sam’s legs and rubbing at his slick entrance. “Need me right here, dontcha Sammy? I can feel how much you need me,” Dean groans as the tip of his finger slips inside of Sam too easily, “fuck, you’re wet. So fucking wet for me, huh Sammy?”
Sam just nods blissfully down at Dean; it seems his vocabulary of one word has now receded to zero.
Cas had warned him about this, that as an Omega, Sam would start leaking like a fire hydrant, but at least it saved him having to hunt around for some kind of lube — he’d never needed to have that on hand before, and if he found any lying around the bunker there’s a decent chance it would be cursed or something. Plus, he bet this made the whole experience way better for Sam, so he was all for it. Dean moves between Sam’s legs and runs the head of his cock over Sam’s twitching entrance. Sammy lets out a weak moan and arches against the pressure, trying to get Dean to slip inside. Dean’s about to oblige when he remembers what Cas said about them getting locked together by the Alpha’s knot once he comes, and he thinks better of their position. It will be easier to roll on to their sides and rest if he does this with Sam on his hands and knees.
He manhandles Sam into position, rolling him over, and when Sam gets the idea and pushes himself onto his hands and knees, arching his back and presenting himself to Dean like some kind of trophy, Dean can’t hold himself back any longer. He pushes his cock inside Sam slowly, agonisingly and torturously slowly. Not because he’s concerned about hurting Sam, who is opening up beneath him like he was born for this — born to take Dean’s cock — but because he knows he wants to savour this moment for the rest of his life. He wants to remember every second of the first time he felt what it was like to truly possess Sam, to be joined so completely to one another that not even their bodies can keep them separate. So Dean goes slow, even though Sam is begging beneath him, asking him to just fuck him already, Dean ignores him, and he drinks the feelings in.
When he’s got himself bottomed out inside of Sam he leans down over his brother and presses a kiss to his shoulder, tenderly, thanking him for what he’s giving Dean right now. “You feel so good Sammy,” Dean moans, and he doesn’t mean for it to sound as sappy as it does but it’s hard to regulate things like that when you feel like you’ve just connected to your soulmate for the first time, so he gives himself a pass.
The next time Sam begs, Dean gives in, snapping his hips back and fucking into him as hard as he can manage. And once he’s started he can’t stop. Every instinct inside of Dean is shouting at him to take, to fuck Sam into the mattress and never let up, which Sam doesn’t seem to mind, because no matter how roughly Dean thrusts into him he keeps shouting for more, faster, harder, please. So Dean, ever the good big brother, gives Sammy what he needs — what they both need.
Dean can feel himself getting closer and closer to his release, and that’s when he notices that he can’t quite pull out as far as before. His knot has begun swelling at the base of his cock, getting ready to pop and bind him and Sam together. The fattening edges catching on Sam’s rim give Dean a kind of friction no sex ever has before and, fucking hell, it feels unbelievably good. He grinds himself harder against Sam, dropping over his back so they can be as close as possible, and bringing his hand up beneath Sam to grasp at his little brother’s dick. It’s the first time he’s properly touched it, felt it in his hand, and shit, it feels even bigger than it looks.
“Oh my god, Dean,” Sam groans, sounding absolutely wrecked, and Dean takes that as a compliment. “Fuck, don’t stop, don’t stop, fuck, please,” Sam is pleading with him so prettily, and Dean wants to cum just as badly as him.
“Not stopping Sammy,” Dean strokes him faster, grinds into him harder, “not stopping until you cum all over my hand baby boy, so c’mon, want you to cum f’me.” Dean thanks God that Sam starts to cum loudly when Dean tells him too, because the second he feels Sam start to convulse around him his knot pops and he’s cumming harder than he ever has in his life. The thought of his seed whitewashing Sam’s insides is sickeningly thrilling and he swears a second, small orgasm rocks through him — and hey, if that’s a perk of being an Alpha, I could get used to this.
When Dean comes back to himself, his breathing finally evening out, he notices Sam slumped beneath him, no longer holding himself up. He quickly checks for a pulse, and relaxes when he finds one – Sam’s just passed out. Fuck, he came so hard he passed out. Dean shudders, feeling another small blurt of cum force itself out of his cock at the thought that he’d fucked Sam so thoroughly. To be honest he was a little proud of himself.
Dean arranges himself on his side on the bed, so he can curl around Sam while he waits for his knot to deflate. He thought he’d be annoyed by having to stay still like this for so long but it’s surprisingly peaceful, laying here with Sam asleep in his arms. He hugs his little brother tighter to him, clasping his hands over Sam’s chest – over his heart – feels the rhythm and reassures himself that Sam is here, and alive, and safe. And his. The realisation hits Dean unexpectedly. Sam is finally his in the most permanent way he can think of, and his heart leaps at the thought. The last thing he thinks before he drops off to sleep too, is that he hopes Sam still wants to be his when he wakes up.
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heavenknowsffs · 3 years
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alright folks here's my eurovision song ratings
Germany - wtf? so random 0/10
Lithuania - perfect for the original theme of eurovision which was "make fun of other countries" but the song is catchy 2/10
Russia - language points! awesome lyrics feminist bop 10/10
Australia - powerpuff girls in 2021 gay vibes but also child vibes cool visuals 4/10
Ireland - bland pop song 0/10
Cyprus - miley cyrus but in another country speaking spanish and english (WARNING for a lot of flashes in the official video) 5/10
Norway - bit sad, also on theme with previous eurovision vibes 2/10
Slovenia - this song is about castiel supernatural 6/10
North Macedonia - the gay man that saved us all 7/10
Croatia - 1/3 language points. bland because it's not entirely in croatian, the chorus is cool. visuals... pretty cool 7/10 (should be in croatian)
Belgium - weird af what y'all on? but also men ain't shit so 5/10
Isr*el - free palestine. the irony of the name of this song..... won't even comment on this one
Romania - billie eilish vibes but only visually? nice message in the lyrics 6/10
Azerbaijan - immaculate vibes, language points!! and yeah let's gooo 9/10
Ukraine - DUDE! YES. language points! the lyrics are so cool and the concept too 10/10
Malta - hot girl shit LET'S GOOOO lizzo vibes 8/10
San Marino - *beyonce gif* Flo Rida??? ana malhoa vibes (WARNING for flashes at the beginning, official music video) 7/10
Estonia - too straight and not even in their language. tony carreira of estonia 1/10
Czech Republic - 1/10 of language points, the video has a lot of movie references but i personally didn't like it that much 2/10
Greece - dude don't ride a horse like that (i fell off a horse yesterday this triggered me) i was too distracted by this flying horse to pay attention but it seemed it was going to be political and then wasn't so :/ 1/10
Austria - "amen i guess" ?? i'm not catholic sorry 2/10
Poland??? i don't know bitch - horrible song, looks like one of the brit entries 0/10
Moldova - it's about sex, weird af visuals, perfect for the old eurovision theme i miss making fun of other countries. they had the psy dance move as well. idk tik tok dance vibes. my friend says it gave him meghan trainor vibes (song) 3/10
Iceland (?) - also perfect for the old eurovision theme. power rangers who? little big vibes (if you don't know little big they had that weird song for russia last year). the lyrics are about love but the video is power ranger themed 4/10
Serbia - also about sex, pretty cool tho. language points! pretty girls (but that's a theme in every song ;) ) i think it's fun because it's not in english (WARNING for flashes in the official video) 7/10
Bulgaria - pretty song and has a sweet message at the end 6/10
Georgia - i though it was gonna be a cover of dream a little dream of me. needless to say i was disappointed. the guy looks portuguese af 2/10
Albania - powerful voice. language points! also religious but very pretty even though i didn't understand the lyrics all that well 8/10
Portugal - listen. i have a lot of opinions because this is my country but LISTEN. i will never forgive them for not bringing a song in portuguese (and there were good ones) BUT after hearing every song and deliberating i do believe we have one of the top 5 songs 10/10 (also thanks spanish hermanitos for the love in the comments i see you <3)
Finland - finland you have my love. this song is too good for eurovision, sadly i don't think it will go far but it's on my top 3. i do hope it wins or is at least in the running for winning! (i also thought this about our salvador sobral and we won so ;) we never know do we?) 11/10
Latvia - great voice but the background voice is super annoying. there's a lot of diversity in the video and it was a nice message 6/10
Switzerland - (WARNING for car accidents in the official video) depressing af, the video doesn't fit the song lyrics imo. language points! the video is beautiful 5/10
Denmark - super weird and i think it's about sex, there's no video so yeah it's a normal dance song for me. language points! 5/10
France - cute lyrics i loved the way they relate to the video, it's pretty. language points! 6/10
The Netherlands - it's cool but not my fave. the video is pretty too and i loved the dances 6/10
Italy - ITALYYYYY OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDDD. this is my favourite the bissexuals stay winning <3 the song, the lyrics, the video, language points!, all perfect, even heard it twice 20/10 (minor warning for the end of the video it has some stuff involving eyes and bugs)
Spain - so sweet and language points! fernando daniel vibes 8/10
UK - didn't even get through half of the song and went back to finland's song, don't talk to me 0/10
overall my faves are italy, finland and portugal followed closely by russia and malta. overall in the videos lesbians stay winning it's all pretty girls 😭😭
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sidecarghost · 3 years
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Suptober20 Day 30 Dress Up
Notes: Future AU where Castiel is Dean’s home automation system.
“Castiel,” Dean calls out to his automated home system.
“Yes, Dean?” the deep, gravelly voice of Castiel responds with alacrity.
“I’m going on a date tonight with this cute blonde. Can you set out an outfit out for me? I’m going to freshen up in the shower,” Dean says.
“As you wish, Dean. Do you need formal or casual attire?” Castiel inquires.
“Casual Cas, maybe my tight jeans that make my ass look sexy af,” Dean decides.
“Yes, I know the ones, Dean. Consider it done and enjoy your shower,” Castiel says.
“Thanks Cas. You’re awesome,” Dean says. Dean heads to his bathroom where the shower is already running at his preferred temperature. Dean washes up and grabs a towel from the heated rack to dry off. He heads to his bedroom and walks to his closet to grab his clothes.
“Umm Cas, these are my hot dog pajama bottoms. I was looking for jeans. And do we have anything else other than the “i love hugz” shirt that I can wear?” Dean questions Castiel.
“Sorry Dean, it appears that your automated wardrobe processor has gone offline and is not responding to my attempts to reboot.” Castiel apologizes.
“Jesus, Cas this happens every time I get a date!” Dean says in frustration. “Someone should really invent a manual override for this or something.”
“I have scheduled an appointment with a technician to service the system for tomorrow while you are at work,” Castiel informs Dean.
“Well I’m gonna have to break my date with Stephanie. I can’t go on a date in hot dog pants,” Dean says.
“Would you like me to send Stephanie a text message indicating that you will need to reschedule for another night?” Castiel asks helpfully.
“Thanks Cas. Also can you check our streaming services for a good western movie to watch? I guess it’s just you and me tonight.” Dean says as he flops out on the living room couch in front of the TV in his pajama bottoms and hugz shirt.
“Tombstone is available to stream, and I can order you some pizza delivered, if you’d like.” Castiel says.
“Sounds like a perfect evening Cas,” Dean sighs relaxing back into the couch cushion as the opening scene of Tombstone flickers on to the TV screen.
“I agree, Dean,” Castiel makes a contented humming noise.
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elyrianinspo · 3 years
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Give me destiel where dean and cas awkwardly meet up in heaven finally. maybe it's been a month after Dean's death and they have to deal with that and feelings that dean obviously reciprocates. I miss playing castiel so I'd rather play him since I've been playing dean a lot more lately.
Alternatively, a plot where dean rescues cas from the empty fanfiction style is also wanted.
I'm a slow af writer since it's so hot in Minnesota now and we're dealing with that, plus having no rain. These heat waves make me incredibly tired and cranky so I try to avoid turning on a hot laptop to write for hours. I'll be way more active when I can breathe again. (Humidity here is atrocious)
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lumosandnoxwriting · 3 years
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omg ok about characterxcharacter fics vs. characterxreader fics, I totally agree!!
so many of my friends said that they were reading for so many character ships and I just got so confused bc I could quite literally only read Destiel fics, bc I thought both Dean and Castiel were hot af, and I knew the characters well enough to be able to read other takes on them. Every time I tried to read for another ship, I just couldn’t get into it bc I didn’t feel connected to both characters (only 1 usually)
imagine my surprise when I realize reading reader-insert fics are also super easy for me to read!! Bc I am able to easily simp over the twins, it’s easy for me to just plop myself into the situation, and there’s no need to ‘feel a connection’ with myself bc it’s, just me, lol
lmao sorry, just when u mentioned that I kind of realized why it was so hard for me to read for other ships
ah no omg thank you for sending this in! that makes total sense and I never really thought about it that way!
but I actually really agree! like even with reader inserts I can really only really get into ones where the character involved is one that I already like. for example I never read Draco x reader because im just not a Draco girl. but reading like fred or George x reader is super easy because im already interested in those characters so it’s easier for me to imagine myself in that situation. 
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angeliclp · 3 years
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After the utter mess of what felt like 40 concurrent story arcs last season, I really really loved the more simple, slow pace that season 10 provided me with. It was more structured and straight forward, culminating in some suspense-packed, exciting and emotionally charged last couple of episodes. This one certainly ranks pretty high on my like-list so far.
I kinda hated that they only gave me like 3 eps of demon!Dean, although my ears highly appreciated that they didn’t have to suffer through more karaoke (damn you Jensen, that was uncalled for you little shit), but they atoned by Dean slowly turning dark throughout the season, which Jensen totally nailed - Jack bless him. His whole arc was so. damn. good. Sam on the other hand... let’s just say that I could have smacked him into next week like every other episode. But I really appreciate that they furthered his friendship with Cas. Speaking of Cas... I just love that angel so damn much, the Claire sl was pretty neat. But seeing him getting hurt, especially by Dean, is just... awful to watch. I also really enjoyed the family drama down in hell. Rowena certainly is something else and she grew on my quite quickly. Also, Charlie deserved better. (and that is all I have to say about this, because that just hurt and I won’t get over it anytime soon.)
more random babbling:
ok... Dean's kinda Dean but not? this is... strange af
well that bitch-jerk banter between Dean and Crowley is just downright wrong
christ, that singing is really... bad... kinda make my ears bleed
who the hell is this Cole guy?
damn, Dean's really terrifying like that
my poor angel, I really hate to see him so weak
can they please kill off that annoying bastard Metatron? I'm so done with his crap
is Crowley getting... sentimental?
oh hello there Rowena, nice to make your acquaintance at last
those boys just can't stay away for two fucking minutes can they? well, at least they are talking... kinda
you are a damn hypocrite Dean, and after what you did the last couple of months you got one hell of a nerve to even think about getting on that moral high horse there buddy
didn't Chuck say once that he never published the last name of the boys? and that Sam and Dean knew it was proof that they were who they claimed to be? god, these plot holes...
the whole fandom thing? still weird af to watch
but the way this brought them back together and the musical version of "Carry on my wayward son" was fucking beautiful
oh crap... Chuck
the background music in 10x06 is killing me
I really am kinda bothered by the whole Hannah Castiel thing... but Cas' flustered awkwardness is just so damn adorable
I'm already deeply in love with Rowena and I can't wait for the whole hellish family drama to start
Donna is... not what I expected... but I definitely like her
why do I get the unshakeable feeling Dean hides something? oh yeah because the dumb shit usually does
good gracious, Cas... I know you want to make up for basically killing Jimmy but... a teenage girl? I think that is way over above your pay grade
dark!Charlie is really kinda hot... but I'd much rather have the the complete Charlie back
god I laughed so much during the teen!Dean ep... the whole thing was just hilarious... and the Hansel and Gretel side to it didn't make it better
but honestly can someone please explain to me why they wouldn't just look for the spell that witch used to make Dean a bit younger? just like 2 years or so until they find a final solution?
Claire says Cas looks better in a tie and suddenly he starts wearing them again? cute
so Cole... does he actually have a pupose or...?
I highly enjoy the drama going on in hell... but I'm also ready for them to go cross blades with the boys
oh Dean, why do you always go and break my heart?
so no crossing blades then, at least not with Crowley... but well I did also enjoy their little heart to heart quite a bit
poor Bobby... will that man ever get a fucking rest?
god those broken wings, hurts to see my angel like this, yet I am so very glad he finally got his own grace back
but couldn’t they just kill Metatron? that fucker is crating on my nerves and he’ll just come back and fuck them up and... christ I just want him gone
goddamnit Cas, lying to Dean never works out... why won't you ever learn?
Sammy! you know the same applies to you idiot! and Rowena? she's gonna fuck you over and have you for breakfast... I already love the whole drama that will go down
Benny! I know you are just a figment of Dean's imagination right now but damn I've missed you buddy
10x20 was... beautiful... these three idiots make such good fathers it's unreal
Dean is gonna be so pissed when he finds out
is it me or is the tension between Charlie and Rowena not entirely hostile? I mean I'd totally ship it
poor Cas... to put that socially weird guy in a situation as this is just cruel
Frankensteins?! as if this show isn't already weird enough, they had to pull the fucking Frankenstein family out of their asses
Charlie NO! 😭
I so hate it when Dean goes all kamikaze... that dumb idiot
with all due respect Sam, HAVE YOU LOST YOUR FUCKING MIND?!
you know, deamon!Dean was kinda fun, this end of season Dean? he's just downright heart-wrenchingly terrifying
I am not sure killing Death was a good idea...
uhm yeah, the end was... certainly... something... what the actual fuck?!
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billiewena · 3 years
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8 and 10 for the ask game? I feel like everyone has a totally different combination of fav/least fav season!
Hellllll yeah.
8) If you could remove one season of Supernatural, which one would it be and why?
It'd be between Season 7 and Season 10 for the same reasons. Both of them introduce/reintroduce amazing side characters (S7 gives us Charlie, Kevin, Garth, and Meg. S10 gave us Rowena, the Jody/Donna friendship, and Claire, etc.) But the main plot and brothers' arcs are just...ehh.
Since S7 at least had a solid beginning, ending, and middle (Death's Door will ALWAYS make me cry) and some fun in-between episodes I'll go S10. Demon!Dean was THE most wasted opportunity to be cool AF. Plus, the Mark's influence / Dean's violent MOC tendencies were explored pretty well in S9 so it just became repetitive to make a whole season on it. Cas making amends with the Novaks was much-needed but his fading grace arc got frustrating. They also just...forgot to give Sam his own arc? Like, besides him reacting to Dean's melodrama/angst? To quote the hive mind, they didn't even cast THEE Abel. Poor Sammy. Other benefits of deleting S10: no fridged Charlie, no Death of Death, no Cole, no hilariously bad attack dog spell ending for Cas, etc.
10) Your favourite season and why.
I used to ALWAYS say Season 5 or 8, but SPN Renaissance has made me realize it might actually be S4! S5 had the best individual episodes but the overall arcs in Season 4 are just 👌. Sam's Hot Girl Summer and the twist reveal that Lilith was the final seal. Dean's faith / chosen one crisis and post-hell trauma. Castiel going from perfect soldier to rebel bad boy angel. The brothers' fallout was actually earned for once and made it more satisfying when they ended it on the same side again. All the major monster / supernatural creatures had super interesting episodes that season too: angels, demons, prophets, reapers, ghosts, psychics, etc.
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