#Cat Noir’s Quotes

[fvck-the-patriarchy]

Y/n: What are you doing here?

Chat: I could ask you the same question.

Y/n: I live here. This is my house.

Chat: I should probably ask you a different question.

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[miraclechatbug]

Adrien: I wish I was an actual cat, then I can maybe sleep all day and the people I love would cuddle me and make me feel safe and warm, and maybe I can get adopted into a home I always wanted

Plagg: That's why you have that ridiculous bell, it represents your subconsciousness desires

Adrien: What- really!?

Plagg: Also, you need a therapist

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[dame-chat-blanc]

Marinette: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.."

Chat: I saw you.

Marinette: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Adrien Agreste in a banana costume.

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[litcrazh]

that time ladybug lost a race to the effiel tower

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[unhindged-mlb]

Ladybug: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE

Chat Noir: Why, My Lady, I think I’ve made that pretty clear ;)

Ladybug , desperately, as Chat bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Chat: Oh! B positive.

Ladybug, hasnt slept in 3 days: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Chat:

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[gretchenzellerbarnes]

Chat Noir: This date is boring!

Marinette: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.

Chat Noir: Then why did you invite me?

Marinette: I didn't! I specifically said "don't come with me". Then you said "fuck you, Marinette. I'll do whatever I want!"

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[etherealxgenie]

I mean... so what’s to say? Luka gave him a chance and Adrien made his shot.

Not sorry, Marinette XD

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[chattybugette]

Chat noir: Why do you think I don't like you? I do. I would kill for you.

Chat noir: Ask me to kill for you.

Marinette: …First of all, calm down-

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[miraculously-incorrect]

Ladybug: do you ever think before you speak?

Chat Noir: yes

Chat Noir: i think "haha that's funny"

Chat Noir: and then i say it

Ladybug:

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[ladymiraclewings]

Cat Noir: What if I put coffee in my cereal instead of milk? Ladybug, taking the coffee pot out of his reach as she walks by: What if you didn’t?

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[kawaiichibiart]

Fuck it, I'm sticking with Early Bird AU as the official name for Felix becoming Argos early. Anyways

Early Bird AU Incorrect Quotes Pt.1

Marinette: This is such a bad idea...

Felix: Then why are you coming along?

Marinette: One of us needs to be able to talk Sabrina's dad out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

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Marinette: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it...

Felix, knowing what she's going to say: Just rip the bandage off.

Marinette: It’s Adrien.

Felix: I fucking knew it. Put the bandage back on.

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Marinette: HELP! I TOLD ADRIEN I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I FORGOT THAT I WAS GOING TO COOK!

Felix, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag because he knows it irks her: And you thought I could help?

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Ladybug: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Argos: Okay, but in my defense, Chat Noir bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Ladybug: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

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Chat Noir: Argos and I were patrolling, and this dude drove by and honked at us-

Ladybug: *Sighing* What did Argos do?

Chat Noir: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Argos: Who wants a steering wheel?

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Ladybug: WHY. why did you give Chat Noir a KNIFE?! HE HAS THE POWERS OF DESTRUCTION FOR FUCKS SAKE!!

Argos: I’m sorry. He said he felt unsafe. Besides, his powers work only one time.

Ladybug: Now I feel unsafe!

Argos, sarcastically: I’m sorry.

Argos: ... would you like a knife?

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[fvck-the-patriarchy]

Chat: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.

Y/n: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!

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[purplezombietumbler]

Chloé: A girl doesn't dye her hair that color unless she has psychological problems.

Emo!Marinette: MY HAIR COLOR HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH MY PSYCHOLOGICAL PROBLEMS!

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[dame-chat-blanc]

Marinette: I don't think your father approves of me.

Adrien: Don't worry about it, he doesn't approve of me either.

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[scoutartzz]

incorrect quote shenanigans

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[unhindged-mlb]

Chat Noir: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Ladybug, genuinely thinks hes joking whenever he flirts: Wow. They sound stupid.

Chat Noir: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

Ladybug: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Chat Noir: I guess you’re right. Hey Ladybug, I love you.

Ladybug: See! Just say that!

Chat Noir: Oh my god….

Ladybug: If that flies over their head then, sorry Chaton , but they're too dumb for you.

Chat Noir: Ladybug.

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