exercise actually is great. put on a badass playlist and pretend you're training for the hunger games, dauntless, marvel superhero, etc. bonus points for wearing a killer outfit
find an iceberg video on youtube that's hours long. become a master of that topic
write down everything you hate in the world at that moment on something and then just fucking go ham on it
buy cheap but flamboyant makeup from target and find a tutorial to put it all on. you look great, don't worry
do your work by candlelight and pretend you are a scholar in the late eighteenth century, desperately working on something that will change the world
lay down in your backyard in the rain (ofc be aware of lightning) and let it wash away your troubles
or just lay down on the ground outside and feel the earth breathing under you. everything is alive and so are you
get a pen and doodle tattoos on your skin
make a thousand accounts on various websites and online shop for stuff with no intentions of buying
learn sleight of hand. now you can pickpocket someone
find a random album and listen to it all the way through
waltz with a stuffed animal and pretend you are the center of attention at a masquerade
Pls do that s!o announcing their love for the twst characters by breaking into the announcement room for Riddle, Malleus, Jade and Epel thos time! Your headcanons were so fun to read! Thank you 💕💕
TWISTED WONDERLAND HEADCANONS
[ Part 1 ] - Idia, Vil, Leona, Floyd
Scenario – His S/O announces their love for him to the entire school, by breaking into the announcement room.
A/N - I am glad you liked the headcanons :"). *gasps* I didn't have these written for my dragon boy? Atrocious! Wicked! Must do-
These were written at 5 am lol, but at least after I woke up so it should be coherent-
Characters - Malleus Draconia, Riddle Rosehearts, Jade Leech, Epel Felmier.
Pairing - character x gn! reader
Internally, he feels really proud and amused.
NRC was already in awe of you for dating the heir of Valley of Thorns and now, you declare your undying love for him? You're amazing.
He enjoys the gazes that focus on him uneasily.
Now, they can't forget to invite him somewhere, can you?
He'll be waiting for them to approach him and ask questions. When he has someone like you by his side, how can he not boast?
Please just come talk to him. Thank you, child of man, for creating such an opportunity.
No matter how long you have been together, you keep getting interesting.
You, a single person, have taught him more about humankind in weeks than he has learned in centuries.
Please, tell him he should get more reliable references.
He is a little concerned because he has an image to hold so he talks to Lilia who's sitting by his side.
The bat fae reassures him that these experiences are important. So, now Malleus is looking at the clock, exuding the aura of a sad puppy, waiting, praying that the class ends soon.
He has to tell you so much.
He blinks for a few times before he feels this sudden rage take over him. He tries to control it, not because it's sweet of you to confess, but because he's in class.
As a dorm leader, as a model student, he cannot lash out in the classroom.
Riddle, deep breaths. This is a test of the Great Seven. You can pass it with flying colours, as you do with everything else.
The confession was atrocious. Please, why would you do that?
He loves you more than you think... he overlooks your mistakes more than you can know. But this?
When Crewel, who's taking their Alchemy class, asks if he's fine, given how his face is as red as his hair, he just lashes out.
"OFF WITH YOUR HE-"
Crewel smacks his face with his stick and growls, "Bad pup! Detention."
So, he ends up in detention, his mood ruined, worried about what the students in his dorm must be thinking.
You'll have hell to pay when he finds you.
Rest your neck and do some muscle exercises till you have the time.
Everyone stares at him and starts whispering.
Ah, well, you just added to his already mysterious persona. Maybe some kids will take interest enough in him to visit the Mountain loving club?
He will thank you for the advertisement later and maybe share his own feelings for you. Of course, he won't be straightforward. He needs his daily dose of entertainment by teasing you. He'll be sure to have some fun before his shift at Mostro Lounge.
When Crewel frowns at him, he smiles back sweetly. Nobody can decide which is more disconcerting so there is uncomfortable silence for a few moments before Crewel slaps his stick against his hand and breaks eye contact.
Ah, Jade won.
When you visit him later, he states his desire to take you out on a date.
You clap your hands happily, "Oh? Where are we going?"
He smiles, "I'll be cooking for you tonight."
You feel a shiver run down your spine, "Oh... What's on the menu?"
He looks so happy in that moment that you can't choose between your fight and flight response.
"It's a surprise."
He's stupefied. Then, he stands up abruptly and shouts in his rough voice, "HUUUUUUUHHHHH?"
Vil shouts, "Sit down! What is the meaning of this behaviour?"
He follows the order, only to realise it was Crewel who spoke. Oh, shit. Right, he was in Alchemy class. He dozed off a bit.
Haha, such a weird dream about you confessing.
They was not delish apple. Very sour, very sour.
When Deuce tries to assure him, "Tsk Epel. D-Don't worry about it! Small things like this can't stop a man of the world."
He frowns and after a few words of comfort from Deuce, and Ace looking at them in pain, he realises that the confession was as real as Deuce's clumsiness.
He stands up again, "THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED?!
Crewel smacks him behind the head, "Bad pup. Sit. Why're you so jumpy? Did you not get a bone today?"
The irony was that Epel got too many bones.
Everybody keeps sneering at him and congratulating him for finding someone who can protect him at NRC.
He's lowkey pissed. He needs to confess to you, in a proper place too, to assert dominance.
People I believe to be chaotic academia
Listen to the man speak:
• I put my heart and my soul into my work, and have lost my mind in the process
• I would rather die of passion than of boredom
• I feel there's nothing more truly artistic than to love people
(He is my spirit animal and I don't accept any comments about it, it's not arguable)
HE PROBABLY LOST PART OF HIS EAR IN A SWORD FIGHT WITH GAUGING???
He painted this:
He looked like this:
• Man came up with The Lord of The Rings during WAR
• And it's ALL a catholic analogy??? He was like "let's invent an entire universe just to yk write my thoughts about my faith (he was a hardcore catholic) and all the traumas of war" instead of just going to therapy?? If this is not chaotic academia I'm done.
• He got beef with Disney bc he already knew they were shady and wouldn't let them make a movie out of TLOTR, he said that he sincerely hated Disney movies
... I recognize his talent, but he has always seemed hopelessly corrupted. Although in most of the 'images' that come from his studies there are admirable or charming passages, the effect of all of them is unpleasant to me. Some have made me nauseous ...
Disney's name is not mentioned in that letter, but it refers to a trickster man who is willing to let the less experienced down, believed to have been in reference to Mary Poppins and the controversy over the PL Travers book adaptation. — Javier Flores for IGN
• Literally invented a language. Literally. Like. For real.
• Guy was grilled alive and said "I'm well done on this side. Turn me over!" and now he's the patron saint of barbecues, cooks, chefs and comedians.
Do you really need any other reason
It is said that Lawrence gave the church’s treasures to the poor and the sick before his arrest
"One of the seven deacons of the city of Rome under Pope Sixtus II who were martyred in the persecution of the Christians that the Roman Emperor Valerian ordered in 258"
And I believe that anyone who has faith is a rebel, so great for him, mostly when being persecuted and discriminated — So Chaotic Academia
I won't stop romanticizing religion freedom? Religion is chaotic academia and you won't ever change my mind
Apparently very smart and sassy but also very kind so
• ??? Tell me I'm wrong. I dare you.
• Messy af
• and a genius
• I was broken when I was told he didn't exist
How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?
My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people do not know >>>>
Education never ends, Watson. It is a series of lessons, with the greatest for the last.
• the definition of why do one thing
• again, messy af:
• crazy man vibes
• painter, anatomist, architect, paleontologist, artist, botanist, scientist, writer, sculptor, philosopher, engineer, inventor, musician, poet and urban planner
"It had long since come to my attention that people of accomplishment rarely sat back and let things happen to them. They went out and happened to things."
"I have been impressed with the urgency of doing. Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Being willing is not enough; we must do."
"Just as food eaten without appetite is a tedious nourishment, so does study without zeal damage the memory by not assimilating what it absorbs."
"Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master."