Ryan Bergara asking for Ghost Files evidence really went from 'getting a visit from a nice little door to door salesman' to 'being held at gunpoint by said salesman who has since gone through intense character development, driving him to become hell bent on retrieving his beloved evidence no matter what cost'
5K notes
·
View notes
Penny stardewvalley makes me so sad because she's SO sensitive to, like, basically everything you tell her (telling her that you can't stand children while two children are nearby is a pretty lousy move but -1500 friendship?? being a jerk to other characters' faces typically loses you about 50 points, and if you choose the option labeled "creepy" and ask Leah for a kiss in her 2 heart event she physically hits you and kicks you out of her house but that's only -100 friendship…) and so if you want to befriend her it's a whole lot of lying and tiptoeing around her feelings (2 hearts: George was right but saying that makes her feel bad. 6 hearts: her food sucks but even if you try to be polite about it she feels like a failure; only a bald-faced lie pleases her. 8 hearts: saying you don't want to be tied down with a family loses you a little bit of friendship and she's only happy if you say you want kids) and I can't help but think she's a product of her environment. She lives in a trailer with only her mother, who gets drunk every night and has something of a temper. Penny's like a skittish rescue animal who won’t even come out from hiding under something unless you leave her lots of treats
532 notes
·
View notes
The point about Shane isn't that you're fixing him, it's that he finds a reason to fix himself.
You aren't the one replacing his beer cans with joja cola, that's Shane.
You aren't the one that's using the money he has from quiting beer to buy his goddaughter shoes, that's Shane.
It's not you or Marnie or Jas fixing him, it's Shane realizing that he can be loved, and having a reason to better himself.
and that's okay. People can get better with support and friends. Just because a person gets better when someone helps doesn't mean that they're fixing them. It means that they're recognizing the problem and fixing it themselves.
2K notes
·
View notes
Ah yes, my current obsession.
It’s been like months since i’ve picked up the pencil and draw something decent, but life was (and still is) hectic. During this summer I started playing with Stardew Valley and OH BOI is my brain rotting -
So yeah I wanted to draw the sdv characters for a while now and finally i can present y’all the firs part: the SDV bachelors ✨ They are so fun to draw
My favorite is Sam and Alex, but i seriously love them all.
Also may or may not draw my farmer in my current save
Who is your favorite bachelor in the game?
935 notes
·
View notes
holy yoba
shane x reader
masterlist
Shane who never hated you when you first moved in - he just didn't care about you. He never let anyone close unless they deserved it, and you were just a farmer. A cute, smart, strong farmer who ran a whole farm single-handedly - nothing like his type at all!
Shane who ignores your gifts and how close you want to be to him. Passing it off as pity or something, I mean who would want a depressed, alcoholic man?
Shane who starts to realize maybe you do wanna speak to him and then starts to slowly show his feelings for you as well. Talking to you more and going out drinking with you.
Shane who slowly starts to open up to you and actually enjoys life when he's around you. He starts to think maybe you aren't that bad.
Shane who kissed you at a game, when you two were just friends - he slowly backs up and realizes the massive mistake he had just made. His blushing cheeks show how fucking embarrassed he is about what he had just done. His cheeks grew more red when you pulled him back and kissed him once more.
Shane who cannot wait any longer and pulls you into a bathroom near the game to make out. Not knowing you had more ideas than just making out.
Shane who jumps back when your hands travel from his chest down to his pants, fiddling with the button and trying to get it back.
Shane who nodded slowly after a while of thought when you had asked if it was okay, as soon as he had agreed you were down. On the floor and undoing his pants.
Shane who grunts slowly and backs up to the sink, leaning on it with his hands steadily gribbing on it as you let out his big length.
Shane who lets you put your mouth around him slowly as his precum spreads slong your lips and tounge. Feeling up and down his shaft and tasting him slowly and gently.
Shane who gribs onto your hair and strokes you as you take his size down your throat, one center metre at a time.
Shane who whines as you take his full length, you gag a little which just makes his tip redden more. He shoves your head towards him, causing your eyes to water a little, the tears scrolling down your cheeks.
"Holy Yoba, you're so gorgeous.” He would whine out when your eyelashes flicked up to look at him.
406 notes
·
View notes