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#Charles Offdensen
bellamer · 3 days
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Kinda sad that it’s revealed that Get Thee Hence survived being literally torn apart by rabid Dethklok fans
Also with how fucking huge Mordhaus is, Murderface couldn’t have asked Charles to set up a guest room ? I mean I guess Charles wasn’t available to him because he and Toki were on band suspension but like they still could have figured out how to set one of the many rooms in Mordhaus up as a guest room.
Also since Toki and Murderface replicated Get Thee Hence’s exact sound, maybe they’d have more luck making a Nu Metal album instead of a death metal album. Like maybe thats where their talent is. Murderface does sound like he’d write some edgy Nu Metal stuff about witnessing his parents murder suicide and his self loathing and whatever
Also I love how even Dethklok is disturbed by their fans literally ripping Get Thee Hence apart
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gointothevvater · 2 days
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I don't believe this eepy St. Cecilia, who comes courtesy of @expired-bat, was ever shared here, so I'm sharing her now! 🖤
And the taglist: @dolly-macabre , @chordsykat , @claudia-nomusaabara , @judasbeast , @midnight-blue-monday , @the-gall0ws  , @m3gahet  , @plvtosun , @sillydorito and @rexscanonwife   🖤
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healthyfungi · 2 days
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The CFO with his hair down because I like it.
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liquidtwilight · 2 days
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There’s one Charles Daki left in my shop, who’s taking him home? 🥰
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badpanini · 7 months
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i dont know what compelled me to do all of them but here they are
(NOW AVAILABLE AS STICKERS!! =3)
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bob-mirum · 25 days
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I think this fandom lacks a few redraw memes Exclude questions about where I get these pictures I invite you to my pinterest board
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lorocomonkey · 3 months
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Hello people of Tumblr i am now a Metalocalypse fan
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radioactivefella · 14 days
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smilelocalypse
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strangegutz · 7 months
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DETHKLOK mini art dolls
Here they are all together!
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mizby · 7 months
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hammering out my takes on everyone :^y
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m4r5c0r3 · 8 months
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freak weirdo
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maned-wo1f · 8 months
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Doodily doo ding dong doodily doodily doo
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gointothevvater · 1 day
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fake dates
Have I mentioned that Skwisgaar and St. Cecilia like to pretend that they're dating at red carpet events just to cause drama? 🖤
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Apropos of nothing in particular, one of the crowd of paparazzi asked, "Are you dating?"
The questions had begun the moment St. Cecilia and Skwisgaar had stepped onto the red carpet. They always did. The drama was, naturally, the reason they'd elected to come together at all.
Though her face was lost in a sea of camera flashes, a lady with a microphone asked, "Does Charles Offdensen know?"
"How long have you two been an item?" another paparazzo asked.
"Skwisgaar and I been married for seven years," St. Cecilia said, her arm looped in his as he snorted in amusement. Her silvery gown was matched to his silvery suit. "Charlie is a fling. Don't you people do your research? Shouldn't you know that?"
A murmur rippled through the crowd, quieting it for just a moment before the questions revved up again.
"Thunderhorse," Skwisgaar added, leaning in to press a sloppy kiss to St. Cecilia's cheek, "was our honeymoons." He made a silly heugh sound when she kissed his jaw, smearing her lipstick over his skin. "Figured we was already doings it, may as well films it, ja?"
Neither of them could see it, but on the other side of a screen far, far away, Charles stifled a laugh.
And the taglist: @dolly-macabre , @chordsykat , @claudia-nomusaabara , @judasbeast , @midnight-blue-monday , @the-gall0ws  , @m3gahet  , @plvtosun , @sillydorito and @rexscanonwife 🖤
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megaphone-malediction · 6 months
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i love pickle
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badpanini · 7 months
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no im not gonna turn around and flex my butt cmon nathan cut that out
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ishizylonnn · 2 months
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If you’ve been on TikTok at all you know what this is referencing ☠️☠️ also I decided to do this with Charles because it’s funny
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I know he loves the boys but he has his moments
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