#Charlie is precious but also scary

[everlastlady]

Yandere Charlie & Vaggie X Reader.

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☕Author's Note: Hello! My little imps, demonic sinners, & powerful overlords. Welcome back to another story! Yandere Charlie & Vaggie X Reader. Now them being a yandere is scary especially Charlie. So this was interesting to write. Especially since I'm up early writing and it's my little sisters birthday so happy birthday to her. I hope you guy enjoy this story; we already know the warning about yandere shit in real life so I'm not going to repeat myself. If you loved the story don't forget to comment, like, or reblog.

☕Request By: @grootnos

☕Word Count: 1326

☕Fandom: Hazbin Hotel

☕Warnings: Blood, Kidnapping, Gaslighting, Abusive behavior, & overall a toxic relationship.

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Vaggie and Charlie were the first two that took you into the hotel because you wanted to change your life around. You wanted a chance at redemption. And you believed in Charlie’s dream, so you worked at the hotel with them. You took care of the garden since you liked plants. You always made the plants and flowers in the hotel look so fresh and lovely. But Charlie and Vaggie seemed to praise you a lot. “ Wow, (Y/N) the flowers look beautiful, you are making this place look lovely. “ Charlie would say and hug you. “ Keep up the great work (Y/N), I’m proud of you. “ Vaggie would say. You would either get a hug from Charlie or a thumbs up from Vaggie. This made you happy because you have never been praised for your work. So this brought you some sort of comfort and they saw this, so they did it all the time and hoped that you would fall in love with them like they were in love with you.

Charlie was the first one to fall in love with. But she still loved her girlfriend Vaggie, she sat Vaggie down in their bedroom and told Vaggie how she felt about you. But that she still loved her. “ I hope you aren’t mad because I love (Y/N) but I also still love you. “ Charlie said, with tears in her eyes. “ Don’t cry hun, I also love (Y/N) but I love you as well. Maybe we all can be happy. “ Vaggie would say while wiping away Charlie’s tears. But their feelings for you became more twisted and dark. When they saw that you did want to go to heaven or whenever another demon said something sweet to you. You would blush and laugh. Charlie had to stop Vaggie multiple times from causing harm to a demon.

They panicked because they didn’t want to lose to heaven or another demon. “ No no no! Vaggie, they're going to leave us our precious (Y/N) is going to leave us. “ She would cry. Vaggie would hug her and try to calm her down. “ Don’t worry, we just need to think of something. “ Vaggie said. Charlie thought for a moment and then started smiling like her father, she had a plan and told Vaggie. And the demon moth agreed with the plan. They didn’t care if they had to throw away their morals or forget about what this hotel was made for. They weren’t going to let you go, they wanted you, they needed you, and they were going to have you.

Charlie and Vaggie would sabotage your gardening supplies making it seem like you were losing your ability and skill to care for plants. You would be confused and guests would whisper about how your green thumb was just a touch of death and that the hotel, should just replace you; this ruined you a bit. But Charlie and Vaggie would cheer you. “ Don’t worry what others say, maybe you need a break. “ Charlie would say. “ Taking a break will help. “ Vaggie said while placing her hands on your shoulder.

You did decide to take a break and left the hotel for a while. Charlie and Vaggie did insist on letting you have a free room. But you told them it was fine and left. They worried about you during your break because you ignored calls and messages. But their worries were right, because when you came back with a partner someone who was helping you with plants. Charlie had to force a smile and greet your partner and Vaggie, only walking off when you asked Charlie if Vaggie was okay, Charlie would laugh and say. “ She just having a bad day, I’ll go talk with her. “ Charlie would leave and that smile would drop.

They needed to get rid of your partner. Charlie was Lucifer’s daughter so this was easy. So when she told her father about someone she wanted to get rid of and her reasons why. Lucifer grinned and chuckled. “ Finally you are making me proud. “ Lucifer would chuckle more. He let his daughter know that the demon will be gone. Charlie told Vaggie about what happened and Vaggie wanted to do it herself. That she was already pissed about how your partner kissed and touched you.

You were walking to your greenhouse late at night because you were putting away your tools. But when you unlock the door you dropped all your tools and screamed seeing your partner’s head in a potted plant. “ I’m sorry that it doesn’t look as pretty as your plants. “ You turned around to see Vaggie stained with blood while she glared at you. You asked why Vaggie did this. " Why? Why! Because we love you! “ You tilted your head in confusion and stepped back but felt your back press up against something, you turned around to see Charlie who was also stained with blood but with a large smile, more dark than the sweet smile that first welcomed you. “ We do love you, (Y/N) and they were getting in our way. It was better if Vaggie cleaned them because my father suggested torturing your partner forever. “ Charlie said, trying to reach out and touched you but you stepped back.Charlie frowned and sighed. “ I guess we are going things Vaggie’s way, remember we tried it my way (Y/N). “ Before you could respond. You fell to the floor and blacked out, looming over you was Vaggie holding a shovel. Charlie and Vaggie couldn’t keep you at the hotel, so they took you back to the castle where Charlie lived with her family. No one there questioned why Vaggie was carrying you. But Lucifer was proud of his daughter. You now belonged to Vaggie and Charlie, they intended to keep you all to themselves

Charlie and Vaggie always kept you in the room. Charlie would make sure to get you anything you wanted. She even got you a greenhouse, but she would walk you to the greenhouse or the guards. Charlie was sweet, loving, clingy, and possessive of you. If you listened and behave she would buy you, whatever plant you wanted. Vaggie was also sweet, loving, and gentle with you. She would read you a book on plants whenever you were tired. But if you tried to escape and didn’t listen to Charlie. Vaggie would yell and guilt trip you. You didn’t dare call Charlie a hypocrite because you knew how she could get when she is mad and how Vaggie could be when Charlie is upset.

Both of them kept their relationship with you private. They even lied to the public that you had to die during the extermination along with your partner. With their reputation of how they would act when not obsessed with you. No one was suspicious, not even Alastor but they were sure Alastor wouldn’t care.

You eventually stopped crying over your partner. Mainly cause Vaggie threatened you to stop talking about them. Charlie would tell you things like. “It's good they are dead because they probably would have broken up with you. “ or “ They weren’t good enough for you, me and Vaggie are so no more tears. Let me see that beautiful smile. “ Charlie and Vaggie would hug you a lot and cuddle with you in bed.

In the end, you accepted this toxic relationship with Charlie and Vaggie. You would let them shower you in love and would listen to them. The only thing keeping you at least happy was the greenhouse. You kept yourself distracted with plants, whenever you saw Charlie’s father he would just smirk at you and walk away. You would engage in conversations with Charlie and Vaggie. Charlie loved singing to you and Vaggie loved cuddling you. The two women planned to never let you go, I guess Charlie lied. A rainbow is not inside every demon and yours died along with theirs.

#helluva boss #hazbin hotel #charlie x reader #vaggie x reader #charlie x vaggie #charlie x reader x vaggie #hazbin charlie #hazbin vaggie #yandere charlie #yandere vaggie #hazbin x reader #hazbin vox #hazbin angel dust #hazbin alastor #hazbin husk #hazbin niffty #hazbin lucifer #hazbin #hazbin rosie #hazbin sir pentious #hazbin seviathan #hazbin molly #hazbin lilith #hazbin lute #fandoms #fandom #fan fiction #fanfic #request ☕📖 #writerscorner

[sunkissedfawn]

Movie Ask Game.

A list of years.

1950

1960

1970

1980

1990

2000

My IMDB list coming in clutch 😂

While scrolling through my list, I noticed some years have a lot listed. So I'm going to list ones I like, then try and pick out a favorite.

1950 Cinderella ✨ (it's the only movie I have in this year so, 😂)

1960 The ones that stuck out to me for this year are The Apartment, Psycho, Inherit the Wind, and The Magnificent Seven. I think my favorite one within this year is Inherit the Wind.

1970 The Aristocats (like Cinderella, it's the only one in this year I have 😅 but I do enjoy this movie)

1980 Omg, the iconic Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back. There's also The Blues Brothers, Airplane!, Superman II, and Popeye (Christopher Reeve and Robin Williams, God rest them). It's a close tie between Star Wars, The Blues Brothers, Airplane! and Popeye. Star Wars is the icon, but The Blue Brothers and Airplane! leave me on the floor in tears. And as someone who grew up watching some Popeye the Sailor episodes, I remember Popeye being enjoyable to watch, and thinking it was a good live action version.

1990 Here there is Tremors, The Hunt for Red October, Pretty Woman, Dances with Wolves, Home Alone, The Rescuers Down Under, The Prince and the Pauper, Edward Scissorhands, and Awakenings. Half of these left a mark on me as a child. The dramas were real heavy and intense on my little brain, but I knew they were really good films. Now that I'm older, they still hold up to be really good films to me. There's something about them that strikes me. However, I don't know why yet, but Home Alone makes me uncomfortable, and every year I want to watch it during the holidays, but can't bring myself to sit through certain scenes lol but it's so good because it's such a simple story. But my favorites would have to be The Prince and the Pauper and Awakenings. Although, Tremors is so funny, and enjoyable to me as well.

2000 There's so many from this year. There's An Extremely Goofy Movie, Life-Size, Erin Brockovich, The Road to El Dorado, The Flinstones in Viva Rock Vegas, Gladiator, O Brother, Where Art Thou? , Dinosaur, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon , In the Mood for Love, Gone in 60 Seconds, Titan A.E., Chicken Run, Scary Movie, X-Men, Coyote Ugly, Bring It On, Men of Honor, Remember the Titans, Meet the Parents, Pay It Forward, Charlie's Angels, Little Nicky, Rugrats in Paris, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Phantom of the Megaplex, Unbreakable, The Emperor's New Groove, Cast Away, Dude, Where's My Car? , Miss Congeniality, and Chocolat.

Life-Size, The Road to El Dorado, Gladiator, Dinosaur, Gone in 60 Seconds, Titan A.E., Bring It On, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, and The Emperor's New Groove are up there and are my favorites. The rest of the movies mentioned also made an impact on me and hold a lot of precious memories with loved ones.

While I'm at it, I'll share what I remember with some of these movies. I remember being blown away by the Dinosaur trailer when our teacher popped in a VHS of a movie in the tv with an attached VHS player at the bottom of it lol then I later learned they filmed real places and input the CGI/animated dinosaurs after, and it was all mind-blowing and fascinating to me, and became one of the reasons why I grew to love film even more, and wanting to be a part of it. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon was talked about a lot in school, and some classmates would try and reenact some scenes lol In the Mood for Love is a classic. And I remember seeing The Emperor's New Groove in theaters when it first released, and the theater not being crowded, and realizing in my gut, within that moment, Walt Disney Studios was on it's last great movie streak for my generation, and times were changing, and things in animation weren't going to be the same again, partly because of Pixar turning heads for Toy Story, A Bug's Life, and Toy Story 2 hence not a lot of people being that interested in certain animated stories/movies. It was a bittersweet moment I had, and I'll never forget the ones who were in the theater laughing at the beginning of The Emperor's New Groove 🥲🥹

#ask #film

[dead-dog-dont-eat]

(same anon about the zestious ship)

Ooh! I wanna learn abt her! Tell me /pos

sure thing!

-Her name is Marzanna Morde (she took Zestial's last name since neither Pentious nor Zestial are married)

-She has two middle names, first one being "Pen" (Pentious thought that since he was her daughter she would take a part of his name) and the second being "Allan" (like from Edgar Allan Poe, the poet/writer; I hc that Zestial loves to read his works and wanted to take the middle name). Though, they figured she would have the option to interchangeably use her middle names.

-She's aroace and uses she/they pronouns (I originally wanted her to be aroace and have a second orientation, like lesbian or bisexual, but I'd figured she'd mostly stay as aroace aaaand also b/c I want more aroace ocs)

-Her name comes from the Slavic Goddess, Marzanna, who is the bringer of death and symbol of winter. But people call her "Marza" for short and as a nickname. (Zestial mostly gave her that name cuz he is SUCH a gothic edgy boy imo)

-I would imagine that Marzanna and Pentious would have the same dynamic as Charlie and Lucifer - just be a spitting image of each other and just being precious like if Pent literally gave birth to her (ik snakes don't give live birth, and lay eggs, but yknow im saying it as an expression)

-Even though she's Pentious' kid, she is DEFINITELY also Zestial's kid as well. Her personality aspects of Zestial would also overlap some parts of Pentious' characteristics in her. I would imagine someone would try to pick on her (like verbal teasing or sarcastic comments on how her taste in fashion is "so good"), of course, she knows highly aware that they're trying to be bullies to her, and she would do a full-on, essay-like psychology analysis on why they're being mean to her as well as doing Shakespearen-like insults--leaving her wanna-be bullies in a state of embarrassment or some times even crying (bc most of her bullies would be entitled or snobby brats)

-Even though she can take care of herself from entitled people, Zestial is definitely protective of her. Most people are VERY aware of Marzanna being the daughter of one of Hell's most powerful overlords and rather be smart to not harm her in any way. However, there are some stupid and naïve people who didn't believe it and would try to do so--only to immediately piss their pants when they hear Zestial's voice from behind them.

-While she does have Zestial's gentleman-like patience that she inherited from him, she wouldn't tolerate on Sinners and others talking shit towards Charlie (who she considers to be her Aunt since Charlie is pretty much her dad's closest friend) and her dad, Sir Pentious, since people are always mean to him in every aspect. Plus, when she's mad, she is just as scary as Zestial himself.

-Marzanna also views Carmilla as her Aunt as well since she is also her dad's friend as well. And she considers her daughters as her own cousins as well. Carmilla is just as protective as she is as a mom on keeping Marzanna safe and away from harm--even treating her like she is her niece since she loves her friend's daughter. Carmilla's daughters also view Marzanna as their cousin and Zestial and Sir Pentious being their uncles.

-Is so aroace that whatever comes out of her mouth as a respond to relationships is 100% relatable and funny. Like, imagine a gag scene where a couple (married, engaged or in a relationship) are fighting with each other because of something stupid, and the scene goes and shows Marzanna and Carmilla's daughters on a picnic blanket snacking on a charcuterie board and Marzanna comments: "And that, my dear cousins, is a prime example as to why I'm married to my own hobbies instead of other people." And Alastor (cuz aroace king 🔶💛⚪💎💙) would appear out of nowhere sitting next to them, midway of spreading some currant jam on a cracker with brie cheese, and reply: "HA HA! Two minds think alike, my dear!" Oh, and the representation; where as someone would ask, "Do you plan on marrying/dating someone?" And she would shrug and casually answer: "No, I'm aroace." And just go on with her day.

-Just like both her dads, she also partakes in hobbies and skills they have. Since she's Pentious' daughter, she is definitely skilled in inventing machines and other stuff including making blueprints of various architect--and Pentious would be so proud. Plus I would like to think that she likes to read gothic literature and books that her father Zestial owns, including poems and centuries-old textbooks about medical science and mythology.

-Lastly, her appearance: she definitely has fashion tastes from both parents. She likes to dress Victorian (mostly wearing masculine-presenting attire, not a fan of dresses) but when wearing them, she often goes with a darker hue of a color palette, like Zestial. She mostly wears blacks and reds like a typical vampire (since Zestial is technically a vampire, but more so like a spider and scarecrow), and other days she'll just wear black. Like being said, she does look like Sir Pentious--appearance-wise, but not in anatomy sense; she doesn't have a snake body like him, but rather bipedal legs, and she's also inherited Zestial's height making her taller than her other father as well. Her hood and eyes would DEFINITELY be that bright lime green color Zestial has; oh, and just like Zestial, she also has a second pair of eyes, but they don't appear unless she is really pissed off (like how Mammon's eyes didn't appear until he went full demon form).

#hazbin hotel #zestious

[hearts4juzi]

ykw fuck it. werewolf au rambles be upon ye. a retelling of how the werewolf bite of 83 went:

First of all, William saw lots of potential in Michael when he was young. he was the biggest and much stronger than his siblings, and he could transform more easily. however, he had less... impulse control.

He didn't remember everything he did as a wolf, and didn't have as much control over his instincts. Pair that with his uncontrolled loathing of his little brother and... well...

lets just say that when you leave three little mentally ill young freaked out dogs in a room locked up alone together after witnessing something horrific and traumatic (specificall mike saw smth awful. idk if i wanna reveal it yet but. mlem. he saw smth scary) it doesnt end well. and William egging him on didnt help. he insisted that if michael hated evan, he should get rid of him. only the strong survive. he egged him on and on and michael reacted based on instinct

Michael hardly remembers what happened, but he knows he woke up covered in blood and his father asked him where his little brother was. and he didnt know, but he could assume. he never knew william was the cause.

he was never nice to evan btw he was still abusive. and a lot of that bled onto liz after evans death, so he ended up isolated a lot. william didnt care what happened to evan, but he knew michael was useful adn elizabeth could prove to be. he didnt want his precious daughter getting hurt.

william takes michael out to help him under the reasoning that hes already a murderer, he might as well help out his dear old dad. its not awful, you're a wolf, you do wolf things, this is in your blood and cannot be changed!

one day mike does get away from will for a second. he gets hurt and turns back and meets charlie, who helps him out. she doesnt ask where hes from, he insists on not telling henry about it. he doesnt trust him.

but he goes back to william because thats his dad. and he has to, yk? but charlie thinks about him a lot. And vanessa later stumbles across them in the basement, telling herself thats normal, wills probably putting them there so theyre safe from him. before henry tells her williams never had kids. His wife died in a crash before they could

so it must have been fake, right? but the children in front of her are very real, and so are the claw marks on the walls and the little girl's cuts and scraps clearly given to her by her brother, who is also scratched up.

and suddenly William's stories aren't adding up.

and of course everything gets more complicated when michael is missing.

#i have lots of thoughts on what happens to evan because he does not in fact die!!!! #lore guys lore #tzu rambles #werewolf will au

[queerauntie]

An Alice Oseman Celebration

They're iconic, they're exponentially blowing up, and they have an adorable tv show based on their comic book series, people of tumblr we gotta talk about Alice Oseman!

Alice Oseman is an impeccable writer and a beautiful artist. I have followed Alice as an author for some years now, my best friend had me read Radio Silence years ago, maybe 2016, so I have always known about Oseman's works and supported them from a distance. Now that books are calling my name, it only felt right to finally read their collection!

A major reason why I got through so many books in October was that I had accepted a full-time job with a huge commute. So at 2x speed. I was getting through hours of stories a day. Another reason why I read so much was because of the level of stress this job provided, my brain was desperate for distraction and to focus on anything other than what I was facing. Oseman was truly a safe space to get away from all of those stressors and root for these adorable protagonists.

So as I mentioned, I had read Radio Silence years ago, but because of ADHD memory, I couldn't remember any of it. So jumping in was like deja vu but without any of the spoilers, it was awesome! I fell in love with Frances all over again, the friendship between her and Aled was so magical. Finding your bestie just when you need them is such a gift. We don't see enough romances like this, falling in love with your bestie and being able to experience that intimacy free of judgment and cishet norms. Radio Silence really was that book. I love my nerd babies!!

This Winter was so precious, Nick and Charlie are angels and I knew them well at this point. I haven't included Heartstopper on my books read mostly because I can't remember when I read it, but also because I did see the show before I read the comic. But when I saw this in Libby and available now instead of a huge hold, I was so excited for a whole novel on Nick and Charlie! Well, that's what I get for not checking the length because I was not prepared for a short story. I started it on the way home and the timing couldn't have been funnier, the audible credits started going as soon as I pulled into the driveway. I thought surely it was an error that skipped forward but nope, it was a teasing little taste and that is all. It was very adorable though, and I love how Nick and Charlie get to be spread out throughout Oseman's works.

Loveless!!! I don't know how one picks a favorite Oseman book, but Loveless might win for mine. It's a beautiful story of a young woman off at university, who begins to struggle with the idea of relationships and the definition of "Love". Like many people who've attended college or uni, her story is one we can all relate to. Being in a new environment where even the familiar feel strange, and being forced to navigate a million new variables all at once. It's a scary time and Alice Oseman does a great job sharing those emotions through their characters and their respective journeys. This book helped me figure out some things about myself even, looking back on it now. Anyone looking to feel a little less lost in the chaos of the world, I recommend this book!

Solitaire! Oh, how it gave me muscle aches in my eyebrows from all my concern for Tori. It was kind of perfect, reading this book as a late twenty-something, a decade away from my teenage experience. I was able to read the story from a true third party and not feel caught up in Tori's spirals, but have empathy and hold space for that part of me that felt just as helpless, just as unlovable, just as stupid. The story is really fun, there's a big mystery and a really kind boy who simply won't let her push him away. Persistent love is exactly what Tori needs in her life, and this story is her journey to figuring out that she deserves it. I really enjoyed this book, but mostly, I just really really love Tori Spring.

The timing of when I read these books in October could not have been better because "I Was Born For This" came out in the US right at the end of October! This was not a book I could wait for through the library either, so luckily I still had credits from an earlier audible subscription I forgot to cancel! The day it came out was the day I started it and it only took a couple days to finish, it was amazing. At it's core, it's a perfect Oseman book. The characters are beautifully thought out, the conflict is masterfully constructed, and the stakes are just perfectly measured. I absolutely loved this story and I can't imagine a more relevant story for the times. With parasocial relationships on the rise, a story like this is really important for young people and I honestly wouldn't be surprised if it becomes a taught text someday. I would certainly recommend it to any young person I know!

That wraps up my Alice Oseman appreciation post! I know I didn't mention a couple books, but that's because I haven't read them yet! So if you're a fan of "Heartstoppers" or "Nick and Charlie" keep an eye out because I'll definitely be getting back around to them this year!

#alice oseman #osemanverse #radio silence #this winter #loveless #solitaire #i was born for this #iwbft #heartstopper #nick and charlie #what im reading

[regalityandcoffee]

A half-baked mix of SFW and NSFW Charlie headcanons because if I try to make two different lists my brain will leak out of my ears.

@jaffacakerebellion @sldghmmr I HOPE YALL ARE HAPPY

Mega clingy, always holding you near, tugs you close by your belt loop when you walk off. Noone is dumb enough to bug you two if they see you together. Sometimes he likes to sit you on his lap and watch stuff with you on his phone backstage.

Just not afraid of PDA in general, will kiss you and grab you at every opportunity.

He's so scary and mean to everyone else but he absolutely babies you.

If anyone even looks at you funny they're screwed, even if its someone on Die Familie. He's a guard dog in human form.

He'll speak up for you too if you won't. He won't stand for anyone walking over you or taking advantage of you. Even if it's something small like getting the wrong order at a restaurant.

He loves hearing you talk, loves holding you close and hangs on to your every word

He just prefers for you to do a lot of the talking anyway he's just not a talkative person

Will constantly get on your case for not taking care of yourself. You accidentally let it slip you forgot to eat breakfast? Whoops. Now you're sitting on his lap being fed a parfait. Don't let him find out you've been working too hard. On your days off he'll pamper you and won't let you lift a finger the whole time

Bad at telling jokes but the amount of effort he puts in is so cute

You'd be the only person in the world he'd let play with his hair

Constantly calling you "baby, doll, Princess, babe,"

But...

He's a massive sadist. A soft sadist, but a sadist nonetheless.

Hates flogging, if he's going to spank you it's going to be with his hands, he likes the feeling against them and seeing his work show up on your skin. He also loves the control, crops won't even do it for him.

Degrades you in the softest ways imaginable. "Look at yourself, my dumb baby can't stop drooling, huh?" "Poor doll can't even think right, there's really nothing in that pretty head of yours is there...

Definitely into ropes. Loves to praise you and tell you how good you're being while he ties each knot

Also enjoys soft bondage like simple scarves

Definitely a biter, leaves love marks on you everywhere

Constantly teasing you. Like obviously he's going to stop when you tell him to, but if you're whining underneath him from overstim he's just like "First you don't want me to stop, now you can't take it anymore? Which is it, babe? I'm so confused..."

Especially when he's edging you, which he's very good at doing.

Totally a dacryphiliac. Getting you to cry from fucking you so good is his favorite thing in the world. Especially when you let him kiss away the tears going down your face while he's bouncing you on his lap. You're his precious little crybaby who he wants to spoil and completely ruin all at once

Loves experimenting with toys. Seeing how long you can sit with a wand against you before you beg for mercy, taking you out places and controlling the vibe in you on his phone. Cockwarming you on his lap with a toy stimulating you. The man is far too clever and inventive.

Plays with you hair and softly praising you while you give him head. Maybe he's not even paying attention, maybe you've just got him in your mouth while he idly scrolls on his phone but he just keeps it up.

He'll take you anywhere and everywhere, in any position you let him bend you in.

Not really into exhibition but sex in public places is a different story. Pulling you into closets, bathrooms, alleys while out shopping? He can do that.

Of course, if you just want something slow and simple for the night, he can also do that. Slow missionary in bed with him mumbling how much he loves you over and over again? He can also do that.

#good afternoon i committed some sort of sin #charlie dempsey #headcanons #charlie dempsey x reader

[ghosts-and-blue-sweaters]

Ooooh :D

Okay, so number seven: the hide and seek one.

This is one of the chapters for If You Want Love! It should be the next one I post :D

I was actually planning to post a very different chapter (the one I sent you a while ago) but then I realized that if I did that, I’d be skipping over like… six years of Wilbur’s life, and I didn’t really want to do that.

Besides, I looooove writing about little kids!! So I decided to write a different chapter that takes place when Wilbur is ONLY TWO YEARS OLD 🥺 HE IS SO PRECIOUS.

It starts off with Phil and Wilbur in the park together, sitting on a picnic blanket and playing peek-a-boo :’D

Phil… gets very tired of that game after about ten minutes XD so he decides to play a different game instead.

They both agree to do hide and seek, so Phil closes his eyes and counts to ten as Wilbur runs off to hide.

Now, this sounds pretty fluffy, right? Pretty cute? Pretty innocent? Happifying? And it definitely is—one of the most happifying things I’ve ever written—but then it… takes a turn.

Wilbur is a natural wanderer; he doesn’t like to stay in one place for long. He’s always got his eyes set on the horizon, always has a heart for adventure. This is true even when he’s little.

So… Wilbur hides… a bit… too well. And Phil can’t find him.

Cue the second half of the fic being nothing but Phil panicking and running around the park trying to find his missing toddler :’0

It has a happy ending (of course) but it’s still pretty scary for Phil. I’ve written some of it, probably a bit less than half. Hoping to finish soon!!

This was very much inspired by @icyfox17, who gave me the idea (along with many other AMAZING ideas AAAAAAH) so big thanks to her :D

Number twelve: two frenemies in a rooooooom!

I got this idea after seeing some art, and the plot is this: two men, who are enemies, who also have a very complicated relationship, who also crave conflict, who also hate each other, who also respect each other, who also used to be friends, become trapped in a broken elevator together. For. Many hours.

The two men are Wilbur and Quackity aodbsksbwksvwj

But yeah; the elevator breaks as they’re going down, leading to them being stuck (together) until Charlie can fix it.

Tntduo basically go through the five stages of grief lol they are NOT happy about being stuck and DEFINITELY NOT happy about being stuck in the same place. They try to find a way out, which fails. Then they try to figure out how to survive (Wilbur is dramatic and slightly traumatized so he’s not taking this very well) and they also try to avoid each other (which doesn’t work. Lol)

Eventually though, they end up hating each other a little less. Quackity has to calm Wilbur down a lot, and they end up playing cards and sharing food and chatting a bit.

I started writing this at 8pm on a bench at a golf course akdvsksvsiwhdisbei

But yeah, this is supposed to be a fun, humorous one-shot with a few serious bits. I’m currently a bit stuck on it though.

#Pinestripe tag #ask #ask game answers #my DSMP thoughts #my story ideas

[udaberriwrites]

Annie! I have arrived with character asks across a couple fandoms! I'll do one fandom per ask, to keep things organized ^_^

So this ask will be about Heartstopper! Tell me about Nick and Elle!

There are quite a few of these double asks, courtesy of Barbara, fair warning xD

Nick Nelson

1: sexuality headcanon

Pfffft, he's a bisexual mess and we love him for it xD

2: otp

Again, Nick/Charlie, that's THE backbone of Heartstopper. As a commenter once hold me, they will end up together in every conceivable universe, that's how T the op is.

3: brotp

... I kind of want to say Sara Nelson? Sue me, she's one of the best, most supportive mom characters I have ever seen and you won't convince me that they won't always be a team.

Also: Imogen. I love Imogen. She may be part of the popular group, but she's clearly very kind-hearted, and her little smile when she figures Nick's relationship out was precious. Plus, let's not forget that Nick STOOD HER UP mere hours before the date, and she was still willing to hear him out and be a source of strength. So Nick & Imogen is my final vote <3

4: notp

Anyone who isn't Charlie, full stop 😂

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

Nick rewatched Episode I of Star Wars nearly as much as he did Pirates of the Caribbean. He had a crush on Padmé and thought Obi-wan was...umm... pretty cool. Especially with that sexy braid 👀

6: favorite line from this character

"Hi."

Kidding xD let's go with the classic:

"I love Charlie Spring! In a romantic way, not in a friend way!" <- such a dork xD

7: one way in which I relate to this character

His struggles to find out who he is, and the false idea that he needed to find out immediately, at the beginning.

8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

How sappy he can get, honestly 😝

9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

The cinnamonest roll to have ever cinnamon-rolled.

Elle Argent

1: sexuality headcanon

Attracted to men, but she's not strict about assigning a label to it.

2: otp

Elle/Tao, of course. Maybe they are in an on-and-off relationship in college, but this is very much the endgame 😁

3: brotp

With Charlie, Tao and Isaac! (Aled too, but I haven't read Radio Silence so my knowledge of that character is pretty shaky).

But yes, this is such a tight-knit group, and something I adore about the tv show. They know how each of them tick, and they are there for each other for the silly and the serious... not inly that, but (if you'll allow me to lift from other franchise 🖖) they have always been and always will be friends.

4: notp

Nick and/or Charlie, mainly.

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

We don't know anything about her family, but I want to think they were very supportive as she was figuring stuff out. Her father stumbled over pronouns at first but apologized every time, and her mother researched like crazy :D

6: favorite line from this character

"Is that your nightmare scenario? Seeing to a movie you hate with people you don't like very much?"

The sass xD

7: one way in which I relate to this character

Having to fit into a new group/school/environment is always at least a little scary.

8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

None, she's awesome.

9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

The only cinnamon roll with some common sense in the whole chaotic family.

#ask game #heartstopper #nick nelson #elle argent #headcanon #otp headcanons #thanks for the ask!

[jupitercomet]

Hey, bugs!

Just wanted to say I finished the first season of New Girl and-

I just want to hit Jess and Nick and scream at those idiots to finally get together because honestly, the romantic tension between them is killing me. (Also - how cool is it that I finally noticed the keep reading option in the asks?)

Seriously, those two better get together fast - and stay together, because I can barely handle it. xD

But among all those frustrations, I'm very happy I started the show - I have this teen-tiny problem of not watching almost anything new because I spiral because what if I waste my time? What if I don't like it? What if it starts great and then it downgrades? Or has an awful last season like with GoT? What if I get emotionally attached, and my favourite characters don't end up happy? So yeah, that turned out to be good for me - and I'm laughing so much (can't wait for the episode where Jess says: "I just wanted to listen to Taylor Swift in peace.")

And - I didn't see how you dissolved the Charlie situation as "lazy writing" at all - if anything, I don't think anything else would have made sense for her as a character except leaving. What you said about Bradley not being able to forgive what Charlie did to Dove was so... 🥺🥺🥺 (I literally typed shy emoji in Google to paste those here because I was too lazy to find my phone to write this.) Bradley is just so adorable and precious and I absolutely love him.

Your edition of Little Women is also so pretty!

And I saw that post about thinking about changing your degree, and I don't mean to be the dark Kermit, but if you've realized you don't like what you're studying or is too stressful or taxing - change the degree. It's really not worth it.

I mean, that's actually why I had so much uni work lately - my uni allows us to, kind of study something like an "individual program" where you have one main program in which you get a degree, and it's like 50-60% of your courses and, the rest is from whatever other program you want. So I wrote a letter to the dean, and he allowed me to transfer. So from studying pure Animation cinema, I went to studying Animation cinema and Philosophy.

Anyway sorry that you had to hear about my academic life's adventures. What I'm trying to say is - it's just a degree and you don't have to feel guilty in front of anyone that you consider changing it. If anything - better realizing it's not for you (if it's not) and switch early than 3 or 4 years down the line. Especially if it's stressing you out (my degree stressed me so much every month for half a year I was going to different doctors with symptoms just for my tests and blood work to show that I'm in a peak health condition). So yeah.

Just whatever you decide is right for you, know that switching it is not as scary as it may seem at the moment and everything's gonna be alright. <3

Anyway, thank you for writing that you're hanging with your brother - when I read it, I remembered I haven't annoyed mine all day so I texted him and changed that (this boy is living too peacefully sometimes and I can't let that happen >:()

And finally - I'm pretty good today, even went and worked on my own fics which I've missed but with everything going on with uni I didn't have inspiration or energy for the longest time.

Also - I'm going to keep you updated on my progress with New Girl because my friends haven't watched it either, and I'd need to talk about it at some point again. xD

YES NICK AND JESS SUPREMACY !!

and I totally get what you mean about worrying about the quality of shows, so I will say that I think some parts of New Girl dip a bit in quality but I think it's a really strong show overall and I, personally, like the ending so def not a GoT moment.

and thank you! like I know that logically it wouldn't be in Dove's character to start anything so even if Charlie did stay nothing would have happened but yeah it didn't make sense to me for her to do anything but leave lmao

please I will literally hear all about your academic life adventures, they are very insightful to me :) and yeah, I think I ultimately kind of realized that, if I stick with my major now, I'm not going to get the college experience I want. like I want to be able to take classes that I'm genuinely interested in and that I wouldn't pursue as a job and I just,,, wouldn't be able to do that.

honestly I don't even know why I feel that guilty about it?? maybe it's because choosing your degree is kind of your first adult decision??? like I'm an adult and I know what I'm doing and what I want to do, so if I switch my major or become undecided that's like admitting I don't know what I'm doing or what I want to do???? idk, I decided to take one class from the major I'm looking at next semester to see if I like it and I'm gonna try to talk to my advisor about it before Christmas. but thank you thank you for being my dark Kermit lol. I think I really needed the reminder that this is fine and normal <3

and ooh!! what fics have you been working on. I'd be super excited to read them if you plan on posting them (and I feel you on the motivation thing, love college stress taking up most of my brain power)

and please please PLEASE send me your thoughts on New Girl, I'm so excited to hear them and I promise to do my best to not spoil :))

#acatwriteshere #what’s up doc

[mintchocolateships]

so i bought a mirio plushie today and when my little brother saw it, he went "oh, that's the villain from my hero isn't it?? :D"

???? SIR NO IT IS NOT

#wait. so is all might the villain then? #he claims that mirio has the face of an evil character #and then he was like #NO???? WHERE IS HE GETTING THIS INFORMATION FROM #he also recognized uraraka and todoroki #i'm proud but also. why. mimi is the worlds best hero...... hearing that he looks scary would make him sO SAD LKSJDFDSF #also this plush is so cute #i've been hugging and giving it lil kisses nonstop since i bought it #he's so soft and precious #i almost bought the matching nejire (bc sadly there was no tamaki) #there was also a gentle and a la brava and gOD i wanted those too #but i only bought him. for now :) #charlie talks #f/o: mirio #bnha

[fablesofkitkat]

pov: you netflix & chill with Sero

PART 1 CLICK HERE

genre: fluff

Day to night to morning, keep with me in the moment

- Doja Cat

tags: @bootyholelicker idk if you even like Sero but u my perma guest of honor

@speedmetalqueen you also my guest of honor, tagging you but not asking you to read this, also your Katsuki fic will be updated last, I have four more fics to write before I get to your fav.

@mattesatoruuu I'M SORRY I FORGOT TO TAG, LET ME KEEP YOU, I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU I SWEAR 😔 (IOU ONE POV OF YOUR CHOICE)

@cellotonins xix 🤣 I'm sorry i didn't get it. really thought it was kith, you, kith

@vanilacaramel @akaashis-liquidluck @vtte @charlie-xo @theultimatefrenchfangirl @un-limit-edd @rabbitholeforany-mediailike

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It was a long drawn out burn. The buildup to this intimacy. Every little thing felt precious, or memorable, to be frank, it was scary. How terrifying is it to see your life in someone else's eyes? As much as you act cool, that you had your expectations in a realistic extent, you daydream of a future with Sero. Of being pro heroes, even working in the same agency.

How terrifying was that?

To have this glimpse of a dream, and hope, to expect it even, that it'll come true. But somehow, most of the time, it stopped being scary. Like now for example, in his dorm room, time seemed to slow down. You and Hanta are alone. Bakugou went to go shop with Kirishima for some customization on their training gadgets. Mina went back home for a visit. Denki as well.

When people have been together long enough, they'd fall into lapses of comfortable silence. Just by being with them feels really good. You and Hanta were watching this show "A Través De Mi Ventana" on Netflix.

"The friend is hot compared to the neighbor." You blurted, sitting infront of Hanta with his arms around you. The laptop was placed on a round table, which was moved by the end of the bed to avoid kicking it by accident.

"Que?" He asks, squeezing his arms around you.

"I mean look at him, he wears a bathrobe to school!" You reasoned, trying to wiggle out of his strong grip. "Ease up, you're crushing me."

"First Klaus from The Umbrella Academy, now this guy. You have a type." His voice in deferential casualness.

Hanta was just asking for it. You hold one of his arms and bit. Hard. He tried to jerk his arm away but your grip was tight, you dig your teeth even more until you hear him groan. You stilled. That— was that— sounded sexy.

"You left a mark." The tape quirk user, waved his bitten arm for you to see. The sight of your teeth mark on his skin had your heart leaping out of your chest. The redness on his skin pulled you, and you leaned down to give the spot a quick kiss. You vaguely hear his breath hitching, but he cleared his throat.

"You're too cute for me, cariño." His lips brushed against your forehead.

You and Hanta went back to watching the movie. Tried. And failing miserably because you were hyper aware of his arms crossing over you, his right palm on your left waist and his left on your right; rubbing your sides up and down leisurely, drawing lazy circles, gradually his fingers padded an inch below to the side of your breasts.

You don't realize you're holding your breath. You are only aware of your heart punching its way out of your chest that Hanta should be able to hear it. And then, he slides his palms down back to your waist. What a fucking tease! You leaned back, wiggling your butt on him as pay back. You held back a moan when you felt his arousal. "Hanta. . ."

"Mhm." Was that a teasing tone? He pecks your cheek, then the spot behind your ear, and then your left shoulder. His lips lingered, blossoms swirled in your tummy. "I'm watching."

You turn your head, and brushed your lips against his. It was a little hard to kiss in that position, so you tried to move your body to face him but he stops you when his hands started to cup your chest over your shirt. It made you lean back into him more, and nuzzle your face on his throat. He squeezed them, four fingers under and the thumb above. He makes a gentle fist, kneading slowly. You feel a trickle down your crotch. You open your mouth to press a wet kiss on his throat, absolutely loving the way it bobbed. In a deliberate manner, you grazed your teeth on his skin. "... Hanta?" Hearing your own voice, low and husky, it sounded needy. Seductive even.

"Should I keep going?" His palm pulls up, but his fingertips stayed, sinking into your soft, supple mounds. He taps rhythmically, and massaged, lightly at first then into gradual pressure.

"Yes." You blurt. And then he- snickered, laughing quietly. Maybe a tadbit mean to you because it made you feel embarrassed.

"I was translating for you, cariño.Quieres que siga. You're not paying attention to the movie." He says in your ear; it leaves a trail of goosebumps on your arms, leaving your cheeks numb and tingling. You looked at the screen and saw the scene of the rich neighbor on his knees, caressing the girl's thigh, and then gripping hard.

It felt hot. Everything did, especially his body against your back. You sat up and took off your bra, and then you held his hands, brought them under your shirt and made them grope your breasts. It felt even better, his calloused hands creates sweet friction on your smooth skin. It made him curse and groan. "Dios mio, you were so shy back then, mi amor." He continued to rub his palms gently around your breasts, and his thumbs made light circles around your nipples. His touch was gentle, cupping was sweet, and rubbing was low-pressure. It created an expectation in you, at the same time it made you relaxed. It was chill, like lounging while drunk, except this time it was being touched, and to be made feel good, leisurely, in a haze of sweet ache down your crotch.

"I want to touch you too." You say before letting out a small gasp when he finally flicks your nipples. He takes your hair to the side and kissed the back of your neck, and then he lets go of you to stand on the bed, while you turned to look at him and watched him undress his shorts along with his boxers. Your eyes widened at his length, and the curve. The leaking pre-cum was enticing, and the vision of his red slit makes you lick your lips. You reach out but his hand meets yours and intertwined.

"Wait," said Hanta as he sat on the bed once more. He turns you around and lifts you up, guiding you to sit on his stomach, and then making you lie your back on him. His shaft directly rubbing under your snuggly, wet heat. "Do you touch yourself?" He guides your hand and enclosed it on his cock. Hot and throbbing. "Get yourself off on me, cariño." His voice hitched low, mesmerizing. It got you hypnotized. He goes back to playing with your tits.

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[randomfandommusings6]

Daredevil Trio and the Blip

I know we don’t know if anyone other than Fisk and Matt are coming into the MCU from Daredevil, but I’ve been finding myself thinking a lot about who of the main trio got blipped.

Here’s me trying to think about it logically (while probably looking like that Charlie Day meme) from just a pure story perspective:

I don’t think Fisk got blipped. Hawkeye seemed to imply he’d been back in the game for a while. So all of my thoughts about Matt/Foggy/Karen hinge on whether Vanessa got blipped or not because I think Fisk’s ability to escape prison and stay out would hinge on that. However, S3 taught us he can manipulate things pretty quickly so a lot of my theories fall apart if he didn’t get blipped. In that case, I really have no idea about Matt/Foggy/Karen.

If Vanessa didn’t get blipped, I actually think it would make sense that Matt, Foggy, and Karen all got blipped. I just can’t imagine any of them not being able to leverage her properly, even by themselves. I know they work better together, but I think any one of them would be capable of doing it on their own if there was literally no other option.

If Vanessa did get blipped, I honestly have no idea. That Fisk would have been so scary. In that case, I would lean toward at least one of the main trio having been blipped because, again, I think they’re all very capable, especially together. But even all three of them up against a Fisk without Vanessa as leverage (and with Blip chaos) might not have been enough to keep him locked up.

I think what I said above would be most logical, but I also think the writers of a theoretical movie, Season 4, etc., would ignore that in favor of a more emotional approach. And if you want emotion/angst, you blip one or two people:

I think Karen or Foggy would have been blipped. Then you would have Matt confronting the same situation he put them in between Defenders and Season 3. Nice parallel.

I don’t think both Karen and Foggy would have been blipped. I think that would be too much to put on Matt if you don’t want him to get as dark as he did in Season 3. Parallels are good but too much repetition can be bad.

I also don’t think that they would blip only Matt because then you just have a repeat of Defenders/Season 3. Obviously, he wouldn’t be lying, but I still think there would be too much repetition.

The final option is that either Karen or Foggy is the only one left. I could see that too. It would bring a lot of pain without repetition.

What I *want* to have happened: all of them or none of them got blipped. I don’t want any of these precious babies to have to live without each other.

Anyway, that’s the end of my should-be-doing-work-but-is-procrastinating ramble. If anyone sees this who has theories about Daredevil and the Blip, I’d love to hear them!

#daredevil #Spiderman no way home spoilers #matt murdock #foggy nelson #karen page

[goldemas1244]

Heyyyy I have a question :3

Do you have any headcanon/s for these character : Scraptrap, Scrap Baby, Lady Dimistrecu, the three daughter of Lady D, Heisenberg and/or Molten Freddy ? :3

You don't have to do all the proposition, you can choose what character you want to do :3

Have a good day/evening and stay safe ! :3

*Cracks knuckles* \(^v^)/

You already know I'm doing all of them! Thank you for the ask! Headcanons under the cut!

FNaF6

Scraptrap

He loves rice and would do anything to get his paws on it. Fortunately, the pizzeria is quite close to a Chinese restaurant so rice is easy to get.

He orders a rice-based menu at least three times a week, so the owners aren't at all that surprised to see a tuxedo-clad zombie-rabbit come in and ask for their signature fried rice with buttered lobster on the side.

Since he like to dine-in there, he usually asks Michael to give him a bath in exchange for pizzeria improvements. Michael usually shrugs and gives him a well-deserved bubble bath and his tuxedo.

He likes it when Michael gives him head pats and rubs. It makes him feel loved and appreciated.

He has a pet pigeon named Fernando Buschmann. It's German and likes to listen to the violin.

He likes ASMR and memes. ASMR makes him go feral with murderous intent while memes make him question the modern generation.

He has social media accounts, all named "Willton-Moldover". He usually posts cosplays and furry art on them and has 93 followers on his Reddit profile, 1.5 million followers on his Instagram, 550 followers on his Tumblr, 35 on his Snapchat, and 3.95 million on his TikTok.

He also has a YouTube channel with 10.784 million subscribers called "Willton-Gameover". He plays videogames one-handed and roasts popular YouTubers and famous people. He would never roast Keanu Reeves though, because Keanu Reeves is precious bean.

Due to his popularity he gets a lot of hate mail and private pics. He doesn't like them at all so he blackmails the people who post them. And if the media and police are involved? Well, he has a strong fanbase that's not going down as well as a good alibi so that works out well for him.

Yes, his fanbase also knows of the Fazbear Murders, and he admits to it but frankly, he's shown them the approving ghost kids (who've bonded and gamed with him) so that's no big deal. Only Cassidy hates him, but it's usually constipated anger.

He's bisexual and has an ENORMOUS crush on one of his favourite game characters, Karl Heisenberg. Something about that man reminds him of himself and Henry, although he's not sure what. Still, don't let that distract you from the fact that he owns a nude Karl Heisenberg body pillow, CAPCOM official.

Scrap Baby

Her favourite Monster High doll is Draculaura. She doesn't understand how pink goes well with black but oh boy, pink goes so well with black.

She knows how to skateboard like a pro. Despite her weight, her trusty skateboard still stands and, if she falls, she's always got her skates to spare. She likes to impress the boys at the skatepark with her ability to perform even the most difficult of moves with ease.

She's subscribed to fifteen different tabloid subscriptions. She likes to read them and criticize the stupidity of the human race, like her father. Hey, it's hereditary.

The lights in her boobies glow in the dark. They also glow whenever she gets tired.

She likes reading furniture and gardening catalogues. She's judgy of the prices though and usually becomes a full-on critic with Lefty listening.

She owns a crab named Mr. Tootie. No I will not elaborate on the name. I'll only tell you that it's taken a liking to kazoos and party favours.

She's listed as the No. 1 Best Fan of her father's social media accounts. Michael's in nineteenth place but don't worry, he's as emotionless as a mushroom.

She likes to make origami lotuses. She's such a pro at it that she's even got a mini-stall at the pizzeria: 1 lotus for 50 cents. It's a lucrative business, and it's still growing. Oh, and she switches to other origami works of art every week such as origami guns and origami nine-tailed foxes.

She's the Restaurant Rescue manager. Usually she saves kids from trouble. For this reason, yes, she's commonly seen in the pizzeria itself. Kids love her though the claw worries the more irksome parents.

She's a professional Karen dealer. Karen comes to see the manager? She's hypnotically talented in weaving her words through the toughest of craniums so don't be surprised if a Karen walks out with a new viewpoint of life.

She performs on stage on the occasion, which usually gets her a lot of fan love. She cherishes everything good they give but ignores the problematic everythings. Problematic stuff? Oh, she's good friends with the police chief.

Molten Freddy

He loves noodles. Give him a bowl of ramen and he'll shut up for the entire night. Enter him in a noodle-eating competition and his high metabolism rate means absolutely non-stop spaghetti.

He misses Bon-Bon very much. To the point where he's even tried to make a scrap version of him. Sadly, it doesn't work. He cried that day.

He dies inside whenever he finds out there's a spaghetti shortage in Utah. Poor Molten.

He's a bit wonky, but if he tries to play with you or get into your personal space, don't get mad at him! He's just lonely and wants someone to talk to and play with.

He likes to play Exploding Kittens. It's the only card game he's good at. It's also the only card game he owns.

He sees Helpy as a little brother and boops his nose on a daily basis. He also likes to reenact The Lion King with him (It's the ciiiiiircle of liiiiiife~). Hopefully Helpy doesn't mind.

He knows a lot of jokes in a lot of languages. So German-speaking Molten Freddy wouldn't be too far away from expectation. His favourite jokes are in French though; the wordplay is just immaculate.

He's good in French, English, German, Russian, and Malay. He's currently learning Japanese because he's a mega weeb.

His favourite cartoon is Charlie and Lola. He just likes to see the sibling shenanigans as it somehow reminds him of the good old days.

His favourite shows would be prankster shows. He especially loves the ones that give him new and creative ideas. He doesn't like the scary ones though. They make him feel unsafe and give him anxiety.

Surprisingly, he has a distinct taste for opera. He can modulate the remnants of his voice box to perfectly sing I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General. This both pisses off and impresses Henry to an extent.

Resident Evil 8

Lady Dimitrescu

She might act like the opposite but she really loves Heisenberg as her little brother. His determination, strength, speed, dexterity, and workaholic nature impresses her, who can't even fit through a doorway. She sometimes wishes she's as short as him too.

She's an avid collector of glass, porcelain, and anything fragile. It's a good reason to always be careful where you tread in her lair. She'll make you swallow every last shard if you don't.

She's an avid romance fanatic and is very loving towards the romance novels she owns. All those books you see in the in-game library? They're her collection of lesbian romances that she's collected over the past decades.

She doesn't like hats and prefers to stick to the one she wears in-game. She DOES have a collection of hats though. Last anyone counted, there were over fifty, one or two for each decade she's lived through.

She files her nails on a constant basis and owns an ornately decorated nail-clipper. Hygeine is of the utmost importance. She doesn't want to be compared to that filthy Heisenberg.

Despite her size and carefulness she keeps losing her stuff. Over the course of a week she could misplace three wine glasses, two reading glasses, and fifteen bottles of wine.

She's an expert at dodgeball and golf and even owns a lifetime access to the most prolific Country Club in Romania. With permission from Mother Miranda she goes there every year for the yearly party. It's one of the times she gets to see modernity (and Ed Sheeran) at its finest.

She loves bands from the 1920s and 1940s. However, she gets bored of them occasionally and switches them to something more modern, like Ed Sheeran. Seriously though, what is up with mums and Ed?

She's into executions and torture methods. So it's no surprise that she's a HUGE fan of Horrible Histories; even if she can't watch the show, she'll binge-read the books over and over again. She's even had the chance to encounter (and receive an autograph from) Terry Deary. They have sworn a bond not to tell anybody about this.

She loves exotic animals like anacondas and jaguars. She may or may not have owned a 10ft long Saltwater Crocodile (which was also about 5ft wide).

She's an incredible physicist and mathematician. She's also created many original formulae but unsurprisingly, she doesn't tell anyone about them, for fear that either more people may know of her, or that she may be wrong.

Dimitrescu Babes

They can devour an entire human being in mere seconds as flies. It's sort of like the scarab beetles in The Mummy movies. However, unlike the beetles, they are able to strip the bones as well. They leave nothing behind.

They all know how to play the piano with varying levels of success. Daniela can already play professionally while Bela is still stuck on Grade 5.

They love to listen to their mother when she tells them stories. Gotta hand it to 'em, when you're a fly, you know how to enjoy life in its most simple of moments.

They all love being around the hunky Soldats of Uncle Karl. Fortunately, they don't know of the rebellious plan to conquer Miranda.

Bela is bisexual, Cassandra is asexual and pansexual, and Daniela is demisexual.

It gets hard when you're a fly during the summer. If it's not the lizards, spiders, and other predators, it's the heat. Because of this, despite the material waste, they have invented the world's first blood-powered air conditioner.

The three girls have never ever ever touched a stove or oven in their life. They HAVE touched the hot end of an iron though. A good reason to not touch a bloody oven. Alcina has though, but doesn't tell them that.

They love puppies! Uncle Karl brought them a baby labrador. For the rest of the week Alcina had lost quite a bit of favour from them. Not that they minded of course. IT'S A PUPPY.

They don't like snow one bit. Not just because it's cold, but because it's too white. Too bright. Too shiny. They just can't focus on their prey!

They like to go over to Auntie Donna to play with Angie. Well, you know what they say, crazies attract the crazies, and the crazy has attracted the crazies.

They also like to go to Uncle Moreau's because he's the only one in the village with a PS4. Usually they'd spend about three-quarters of a day playing his games and eating his cheese.

Karl Heisenberg

He owns a dark blue armchair named Junkyard. Despite the name, he loves it dearly because it was a gift from Alcina for his twenty-first birthday. It became part of his final transformation too. Right under the hat.

He's a little blind in the right eye, much to his annoyance. It was a minor accident with Sturm; another reason for him to hate the uncontrollable wretch. He'll never live that day down.

Somehow, he sees better in the dark, which is why he wears such tinted glasses. He also wears them to hide his expressions, since, more often than not, he tends to end up wearing his heart on his sleeve, and his emotions in his eyes.

He's under a lot of pressure so it's no surprise that he breaks down in his factory when he knows he's alone. And by break down I mean crumple into an exhausted heap on the floor. Not even his Soldat Jet squad can wake him up until he's had a reasonable eight hours of rest.

He bathes once a day, every evening, but only three times a week. Perfume, tobacco, and cologne keep care of the rest.

He's the only Lord with a daily contact with the outside world due to his electrical abilities. Don't tell Miranda, but he can electrically CONNECT TO GOOGLE AND THE ENTIRE INTERNET IN GENERAL. He likes to play funny YouTube cat videos in his head when Miranda's having a boring meeting. It's also how he finds out that Chris is a boulder-punching asshole.

He does stimming! He likes to tap his fingers on his desk and the metal rails in his factory. He also buys stim toys from the Duke and keeps them in a well-kept box. His favourite is a non-ripping squishable toy duck. He also sings to chill out.

He's absolutely in the Five Nights at Freddy's franchise, and may have once believed in the pizzeria's existence. Come on, he's a mutated Overlord with magical magnet powers. Children souls stuck inside animatronics isn't too far-fetched of an idea. His favourite characters are the Funtimes and the Scraps, mainly because of the blueprint complexity. He HAS tried to replicate the animatronics in his spare time, but he's usually too busy with his Soldats so the project gets scrapped. He loves The Living Tombstone's songs and remixes though.

He doesn't like William Afton at all (though he marvels at his survivability). William's nature and habits remind him of Mother Miranda. He DOES however enjoy Michael Afton and often thinks how it would be absolutely amazing to have that resilient being in his Soldat army.

He's scared of what lurks below the watery depths and fire. Ironic because his brother is a literal fish and he works in one of the most hazardous fire-conducting environments. He's also scared of heights, though he doesn't get airsick.

He once died due to a killing electric shock whilst working on Sturm. It's the only time he's felt that sort of pulsing agony and also the first time he's had the confirmation that yes, Hell is real and yes, he'll end up in quite a dark pit in it. Or it could've been an electric dream, who knows? Anyways his soul apparently ran towards the opposite direction of the flames and he woke up alive after the passing of FIVE ENTIRE WEEKS. Oh boy did Alcina get worried when she couldn't find him.

Thank you for the ask! I hope you enjoy!

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Another Sunday, another chapter. Hope it’s a good weekend for you all, despite these uncertain times. I always intended this story to be a bit of fluffy light relief from the real world. Thanks for all the support for it.

There will probably be another 3 chapters after this, depending on how the characters behave. I cant seem to make them do what I want sometimes!

Thanks to @wickedgoodbooks for the beta

Chapter 11: From Marriage to Mackenzie

It’s 1pm and I’m in a hotel room, still in a bathrobe, sipping Buck’s Fizz whilst a hairdresser wrestles with my wayward curls, finally managing to corral them into some sort of recognisable hair style.

Geillis is sitting on the edge of the bed incongruously dressed in tiara and bathrobe, her hair arranged in an elaborate updo. I catch her eye through the dressing table mirror and smile before my vision is obscured by a miasma of hairspray.

A few final tweaks of my curls and it’s done. I am just amazed that my hair can be cajoled into such glossy, bouncy curls, held behind one ear by an ornately decorated comb. With suitable compliments and thanks, Geillis and I bid goodbye to the hairdresser.

The bride stands up and adjusts the belt of her robe. She seems the epitome of calm.

“Are you not nervous, Geillis? You’ll be walking down the aisle in about an hour’s time.”

“Weel, I am a wee bit worried about a couple of things,” she admits. “I dinna ken how ma cousin Janie will behave. She may try tae proposition every man under the age of seventy five. And as fer Dougal’s Uncle Eric—he has been known tae get steamin’ drunk and puke in the rose beds. But about the marrying? Nah, I dinna have any nerves about that. I want tae spend ma life wi’ Dougal and that’s what today is all about. I have nae worries about making that commitment. He’s the one fer me. When ye ken, ye ken. Trust me, Claire.”

The pocket of her bathrobe begins to buzz. She quickly pulls out her phone and reads the message.

“I’d best go. That was Mam, fretting about something or other. Are ye ok getting dressed on yer own?”

“I’ve managed for the past twenty nine years or so. I dare say I can manage another day.” I sigh theatrically.

“I ken. Ye can manage on yer own. Ye always do. But thanks fer being here with me today. It means a lot tae have the people who mean the most tae me around,” she leans over and gives me a kiss on the cheek. “But remember what I said, Claire, when ye ken, ye ken. Dinna ignore it.”

Pausing at the interconnecting doorway, she does a quick body shimmy and grins. “Woo hoo! I’m getting married. Canna believe it’s here now,”

From the adjoining room, I can hear a shouted response. “Geillis Duncan, ye get here now. Yer mam reckons that makeup lassie has done her eyeliner wonky. It looks fine tae me. Can ye come and talk some sense in tae the daft cow?”

“Alright, Da, I’m coming.” Geillis yells back before leaving to deal with her parents.

I sit down and study my bridesmaid’s dress, now hanging on the wardrobe door. I’m getting excited about the day ahead. Probably not as much as Geillis, obviously, but a host of butterflies appears to have taken residence in the pit of my stomach.

I’m truly thrilled for Geillis to be marrying Dougal—they love each other so much. But, also, it’s scary to me. She is willing, eager even, to commit to one person, to base her future life, her future happiness on one man. If they should ever leave…well, I’m not sure I’d be able to cope with that. If you love too hard, you can hurt too much. Trust me on that, I know. People leave you. Don’t give your heart to anyone, keep it hidden away, protected…intact.

The ping from my phone diverts me from this somber train of thought.

I’m downstairs at the hotel. Can you come and say hello?

I quickly type:

Come up to the 2nd floor. I’ll meet you by the lift.

Making sure the keycard is in my pocket, I slip my feet into the hotel’s complimentary slippers and shuffle out to meet Jamie.

I’m already waiting as the lift door opens and he emerges. My first thought is oh wow, as is my second...and third. He has made an effort for this wedding, and it’s certainly paid off. Eschewing the more formal Prince Charlie style, he’s wearing a charcoal grey jacket and waistcoat, perfectly matching the grey in his kilt. A crisp white shirt and burgundy tie complement the secondary colours in the tartan. His sporran is black leather, heavily etched or embossed. I can’t quite make out the detail. Then I feel myself blush as I realise I have been clearly staring at his...er, lower body. I look up quickly.

Fortunately, he doesn’t seem to have noticed. He looks me up and down and smiles. “Nice outfit,” he comments drily. “Is the bride wearing white towelling too? What’s the theme? Salon chic?”And is that part of the design?” He points to an orange stain on the front of my robe. I pull a face and tie the belt tighter, trying to tuck the offending piece of material out of sight.

“Must have spilled a drop of my Buck’s Fizz.”

“Drinking already? Dinna be staggering down the aisle.”

He reaches out towards my hair and pauses for a second before making a random circular motion with his hand. “And this…I like yer hair. It’s verra…verra…” he searches for the word. “... asymmetric.”

“Thank you,” I hold the ‘skirt’ of my robe and bob a little curtsy. “That’s totally what we were going for—asymmetric.”

He laughs. “Nah, seriously. Yer hair and yer makeup look grand. I’m sure ye’ll look lovely in yer dress.”

I gesture to my room. “I’d best finish getting ready.”

“Aye, I’ll see ye downstairs.” He presses the button for the lift.

“By the way, you look grand too.” I try to say it in an understated way. It’s true, but I don’t want him to read anything into the statement.

The lift arrives and he steps inside. As the doors close, he fires a parting shot. “Especially the sporran, eh?”

*********

Now in my bridesmaid’s dress, I practice a couple of pirouettes in front of the mirror before hearing a quick knock on the door to the adjoining room.

“Ye ready, Claire? Mam’s jes’ gone down. Only us three left.”

I walk through to the other room to be met by a riot of open suitcases, bags and boxes. A variety of towels, dressing gowns and footwear seem to be carpeting the floor.

“‘S ok,” Geillis’ voice comes from behind me. “It’s no’ ma problem. I’m no’ sleeping here tonight. I’ll be in the bridal suite. This’ll be Mam and Dad’s room.”

I turn to see my best friend now fully dressed and ready. Her father is hovering next to her, clad in kilt and full formal regalia. I always knew she would win that battle.

As beautiful as she looks, the thing that really strikes me is the way her father is watching her, with such love and pride. She returns his gaze and brings her forehead to rest against his cheek.

I swallow hard, fighting the desire to shed a tear. It’s such a precious image, so intimate, but also, I realise that, since Lamb died, I have nobody, no father figure, to share something like this. I feel a momentary pang of, not jealousy, but a feeling of regret over an emotion that I will never get to experience.

And then, just like that, the moment passes.

It always does.

Geillis passes me a creamy white posy tied with a simple ribbon and gathers up her bouquet of peonies, roses and fragrant eucalyptus.

“OK,” she takes a deep breath and breaks into a huge grin. “I think I’m late enough tae get Dougal jes’ a wee bit nervous. Time tae roll.”

*******

The hotel’s orangery provides a perfect setting for the wedding ceremony. Softly diffused sunlight filters through the white muslin drapes at the large windows. A slight breeze wafts the fabric gently, giving tantalising glimpses of the formal gardens outside.

At the end of the room, Dougal and Angus stand beside a large arch of succulent green foliage, staring straight ahead as Geillis and her father begin the procession down the aisle with me following.

Even before he turns to look, I can spot Jamie — his auburn curls are head and shoulders above those around him. He stays still at first, but as we draw near he turns around and grins before doing his funny blink, screwing up his face and closing both eyes, which I have learnt, is Jamie’s attempt at a wink. I return his smile before focussing on the arch getting ever closer.

Dougal appears rooted to the spot, but Angus turns around and watches for a moment before giving me a perfectly executed wink. I smile politely even as I shudder inwardly. The sheer self confidence of that man is beyond belief. Then he disappears from my thoughts as Geillis reaches the arch and passes me her bouquet to hold. The joy on her and Dougal’s faces as they prepare to make their vows is wonderful and I’m so happy to be a part of it all.

***************

They say the sun shines on the righteous. Well, Geillis and Dougal must be exceptionally good, as it’s a perfect summer afternoon. It’s beautifully warm, but not too hot, as all the guests mingle in the gardens, admiring the beautiful surroundings whilst drinking chilled champagne.

The photographer has finished with the formal photographs, so I’m allowed to relax and enjoy a glass or two. I can still spot him wandering around, ready to take more natural, candid shots of the proceedings but nobody seems to mind.

I was initially worried about inviting Jamie to the wedding for a couple of reasons. The first was my friends. Of course, my friends are great, but Anna and Mary can sometimes have an issue with boundaries and I had visions of the ‘conversations’ they might try to have with Jamie — ‘nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition’ unless Anna and Mary are around.

The second reason was that Jamie would literally know only one person at this wedding —me. And that, when I was off doing official ‘wedding stuff’, he would be on his own, billy-no-mates. But, as I look around, I realise I had absolutely nothing to worry about on that score. He has the knack, it seems, to get on with everyone.

At the moment he’s talking to Geillis’s father, laughing and joking like they’re old friends. He notices me looking at him, lifts his empty glass up and points to me. I hold my glass up and nod. He excuses himself and strolls towards the bar.

There’s a slight touch on my elbow. “Hello, dear.”

I draw my attention to the old lady standing next to me—Geillis’ great aunt Frances. I’ve met her on a couple of occasions before and have always enjoyed her company. She’s a straight talker and makes no bones about it. “When ye get tae my age,” I remember her commenting to me “ye dinna have time tae beat about the bush, ye need tae say what ye think.” I like that in a person.

“Hello, how nice to see you.”

“Ye too,dear. I must say ye’re looking awfa bonnie in that dress. It’s a fine colour on ye.”

“Thank you. And you’re looking lovely yourself.”

Frances makes a self deprecating ‘hmph’ sound, dismissing my compliment with a wave of her hand. “Away wi’ ye. Ye do yer best wi’ what ye’ve still got. Which isna much in ma case.”

I shake my head. “Not at—“

But she decides to change the subject and moves on with her next question. “Is that yer young man over there?” She points at Jamie, heading towards us with two glasses of champagne. “He’s a handsome chap, is he no’? Mind ye, that’s no more than ye deserve. Sae, mebbe ye’ll be next?”

“No, we—“

I have no chance to say anything more, before Jamie is by my side and handing me one of the glasses. I take a sip as he notices that Frances has no drink and, without hesitation, he passes the second glass to her.

“Aren’t ye kind… er?” She accepts gratefully.

“Jamie.”

“Weel, Jamie, let me tell ye. It’s been a long while since a good looking young man has brought me a drink. I should make the most of it. Anyway, I was jes’ saying tae our Claire here, how bonnie she looks today. Does she no’?”

She fixes her gaze on Jamie, demanding an answer.

“Aye, she looks lovely.” His eyes meet mine for a second, before I look away and try to change the subject.

“Don’t you think Geillis looks beautiful, Frances?”

But, it seems that Frances has one line of conversation that she is keen to pursue. “Oh aye, she does. But, Jamie, I was jes’ saying tae Claire that mebbe she’ll be next. What d’ye think?”

Fortunately, I’m spared any response as a gong sounds and the maître d’ announces that dinner is served and that everyone should make their way inside to the dining room.

****************

Having narrowly avoided any embarrassment, I am somewhat apprehensive to see Frances at our table. Fortunately, Geillis’ cousin and baby are enough to divert her attention away from any matrimonial prospects that may or may not be on my horizon.

With Jamie sitting by my side, I catch him up on all the behind the scenes activity of my day and we fall into our pattern of easy conversation and gentle banter. From time to time, I can see Frances, opposite, watching us with a look of approval on her face, but she says nothing.

Once the speeches and toasts are over, there’s a palpable change in the guests. Jackets are draped over chair backs, sleeves rolled up and waistcoat buttons undone. I can spot more than one woman moving awkwardly in her chair, struggling to locate the shoes that were eased off out of sight under the table. Cheeks become flushed with an abundance of rich food and tongues become looser with a surfeit of fine wine.

I sip my whisky, savouring its peaty smokiness. Jamie is in a serious rugby related conversation with his neighbour. A rustle of fabric behind me announces the arrival of the bride, a look of frustration on her face.

She greets the table politely before whispering “Can I borrow ye, Claire?”

I make my excuses and follow her into a quieter room.

“What’s up, Geillis? Is everything alright?” I’m concerned that there’s something genuinely wrong.

“It’s his bloody family,” she hisses. “The Mackenzies, if ye give them an inch, they’ll take a fuckin’ mile.”

She takes a deep breath and continues. “Dougal invited his second cousin Gary and his wife tae our evening do. Jes’ the two of them mind. Sae they turn up an hour and a half early and try tae cadge dessert and brandies from the waiters.”

“Where are they now?”

“Och, they’re sitting outside wi’ a couple of spare bottles of wine.” She gestures angrily to the gardens visible through the window. “And they’ll be first in the queue fer the buffet this evening, nae doubt. And what's more, they took it upon themselves tae bring their three bairns too. Weel, I say bairns, but they’re all in their twenties so it’s no’ as if they dinna have a babysitter.”

She finally sits down and lets her shoulders relax.

I take her hand and try to look serious. If this is the worst thing that happens today, that’s not so bad. Although clearly, in Geillis’ eyes, this is a catastrophe. “It’s not going to spoil anything really is it? They didn’t gatecrash the meal or the speeches,” I speak in a soothing tone. “Are you ok now?”

She nods. “Happen ye’re right. I jes’ wanted tae get it off ma chest. And I kent what I was getting in tae wi’ his family. But tae drag Gregory, Alicia and Laoghaire uninvited wi’ them jes’ pisses me off.”

I stare at her. “Laoghaire? Laoghaire Mackenzie?”

“Aye, that’s right. Unusual name, is it no’? Ye dinna find many of them around—thank god.”

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Ethan: *busy playing hide n seek with a haunted doll*

Natalia:

Redesign my resident evil village oc a lil' bit 🥺👉👈 I like this color palette better than the last one

Anywho~ does anyone have RE8 oc that wanna be friends with mine? I just really like oc's interaction 😳 here's her info

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Protect the wife❤🖤

Finally get to post Twilight oc content (r those even still a thing??? loool) anyway, here's mine 😅

Note: It's kinda of an au where I insert my own character

Sum info:

Her name is Meredith Grant, I named her based on Clan Grant of Scotland. And as you can tell she is a member of the Scottish clan!

Meredith was turned by the Scottish clan leader, Aileene Campbell in 1251 AD when she's around 25-26 years old. Making her roughly 795 years old by 2021 (quite young yes)

New born is the hardest years for her. Due to her child like behaviour and curiosity she keeps forgetting about her new gained strength to the point where they have to keep her locked in the castle

Meredith Isn't as gifted like her other clan mates, but was known to have a superior Strength and Enhanced Flexibility. Strongest in her clan in fact

And yes, she is supposed to be Felix Volturi's mate. Not bcuz it's a self insert but bcuz I can plus they're cute together and Felix deserves some love as well. Goodnight 🙄🙌

More? Coming soon!

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Here's my Resident Evil village oc, Natalia!

(I use this picrew for this picture, it really gives a Natalia vibes & I like it)

More info under the cut!

Name: Natalia Bátori

Age: 29

Gender: female

Height: 5'3 (5'6 w/ heels)

Nationality: Romanian

Occupation: Maid

Ability (s): Hemokinesis

{Personality}

Natalia was first introduced as being friendly faced, obedient, polite and a bit reserved. However, Natalia is actually fairly observant of others and their abilities, such as towards Karl Heisenberg. Whom, she shares quite a special bond with (Much to Dimitrescu's dismay)

Natalia can be quite air headed and rather dreamy due to her illness. Occasionally pronouncing some words very slow and stretching a words vowel. She can be caring and sympathetic as well, as shown as when she overs to help Ethan Winters Escape the Castle. Despite this, Natalia can be quite scary herself when she's angry. And rather sensitive at this state, for one wrong move can make her snap

{Backstory}

Although not a noble, the Bátori's was known to consist of servants & maids who works for higher ranks families such as the Dimitrescu, Beneviento, Moreau & Heisenberg. With no exceptions of Natalia herself. At a young age, Natalia suffers from polycythemia vera an illness where her body creates too much red blood cell. During her time working for Alcina Dimitrescu, Natalia was subjected to a cadou experiment, which was considered a failure due to her blood illness. However it does came with an unexpected side effects such as her later developed Hemokinesis which allows her to control her blood and keep her alive for quite longer than expected. Althoung not fully recovering from her illness but deemed very precious, Dimitrescu decided to keep Natalia alive as her blood supplies to make Sanguis Virginis and sometimes a snack for her daughters.

// Eeh idk about the backstory, I hope it makes sense cuz english isn't my first language 😅🙏

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Mafia!Volturi Au

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Heisenwinters is a thing...

Heisenwinters is a thing!?!?!?

Y nobody tell me about this I need metal man and mold daddy content for my daily serotonin 😭😞🤚

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