#Chissling

[ambrosethedarling]

You might not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like

#can I get a little commotion for the joobs #(Jason boobs) #anyway Jason shouldn’t be chiseled #give him MASS #give him WEIGHT #he’s a POWERHOUSE #I just hate that every hero/vigilante is cut and chissled like please #they’re too busy to be bulking and cutting #give them fat I’m begging #ambrose art #dc comics #jason todd #red hood #batman comics #dc all blades #his tattoos #they’re important to me

[wasntallbad]

Kitchen Pantry

#Photo of a large kitchen pantry with a brown floor and a u-shaped mountain-style porcelain tile #as well as solid surface countertops #flat-panel cabinets #distressed cabinets #beige backsplashes #travertine backsplashes #stainless steel appliances #an island #black countertops #and an integrated sink. porcelain wood floor #lodge cabin #chissled edge #travertine #woodharbor #induction cooktop

[hydr0phius]

Thrawn Ascendancy: Greater Good spoilers below. I'm half way through and the most recent events are sending me lmfao

What do you mean Jixtus holds meetings in the space equivalent of comfy beanbags? lmfao.

Thrawn started off as mildly chaotic in this book and then next thing i know he's doing something (putting the Magys in hibernation) and being like "lol, im not actually going to tell the Syndicure, Lakinda, so don't worry about what they'll think of that," and everyone collectively thinks "ah yes, it's going to get more insane after this, isn't it?" And they would be right.

Also, Lakphro, my beloved.

And Che'ri using third sight to get to the door early and have a squiz at the Magys' hibernation coffin they shoved in Thalias' room (she suggested it) like 👀👀👀👀 "momish, what is that-" it's something that's not for Chisslings, Che'ri sjsjd.

It's a good read.

#haplif was having A Time #bro was bamboozled for a second trying to get out of the chair #thrawn ascendancy #thrawn ascendancy: greater good #thrawn #haplif #jixtus #thrawn ily and trust you keep doing what you're doing #che'ri #thalias

[alistairssock]

List of companions from least to most likley to have abs

(Also want to clarify and disclaimer this that most people do in fact have abs, as in the muscles, which is very normal, but it's highly unrealistic that the majority have rippling, vacuum sealed ones, like Larian likes to pretend they make us believe)

1. Halsin. Bear. That man is a bear. He can become one and should be one, in both the literal sense and the queer sense. You can drag bear Halsin from my cold, dead fingers

2. Gale. This man does not have visible abs. He is in fact the last person on this earth who would have model abs. Whether you see him as some lean, frail, stick of a man, or if you see him as fat (correct opinion imo, because it makes him hotter /hj (head canons are to have fun with, nothing's 'correct')), that guy's only workout routine has been not skipping leg day in his little wizard tower. That's it. Maybe running after Tara if she causes some Cat Sheanigans. Point is: that man does not actively work out, because he simply doesn't need it, and I can't imagine him having the interest to do so. He's lived a repulsive autism king life idk what to tell you here

3. Jaheira. She looks like the average mom in her 60s, whatever you imagine that to be. She's also a druid, so wouldn't think doing sit-ups would be her first priority. She is strong tho, just not in a conventional way. More in a mama bear type of way. You get what I mean, in your heart

4. Astarion. Look, why would he have? I don't think it was on Cazador's criteria list that every one of his spawns should have chissled abs, I'd figure he doesn't care about that. Besides, it makes a lot of sense he'd just look how he did when he died in the first place?? So whatever that is, I refuse to believe it's how Larian wants him to look

5. Shadowheart. Look, being trained and brought up as she got, I would figure she'd get a fair deal of combat training. But he heart is also prone to Short And Stocky Shadowheart, so hence placing her here. She is wide and compressed (endearingly)

6. Karlach. She has abs, but in the way beefy wrestler women do. She is tall and built like a truck, beautiful tank of a lady. After recruiting her, she mostly works out to stay in good shape for battle, but most importantly to give her friends the bestest of hugs once she get the opportunity

7. Wyll. He's fit in like a pro fencer kinda way, in a prince charming kinda way. Kinda like his in-gsme build but less...that sculpted y'kno. He' a gym bro, but without the evil macho man vibes

8. Lae'zel. Githyanki anatomy is for most part being gangly and kinda bony?? but I know that gal takes sit-ups every day at dawn. Anime training montage music ensues, she's really in it for the kill #girlpower

9. Minthara. Built like Rhea Ripley, need I say more🕴🏳️‍🌈

10. Withers YEEEEEAH GO PEEPAW💪💥💪💯💪

#sorry for not including Minsc I just haven't encountered him in game so sadly have no opinions on him #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 headcanons #bg3 companions #I got lost looking at beautiful women so this took a while to write down

[spinallyspiraling]

I would like to throw out a major thank you, I logged online today and noticed something in my finances that I wasn't expecting. This kindness received is a beautiful reminder that kindness and selflessness is still alive in humanity. I honestly don't expect anyone to ever contribute, I'm so grateful that I have had reminders that what I share is helping someone. I am coming to an amazing place in my spirituality which is growing even more connected than have I ever even was with Kabbalah and Kundalini. I'm growing more now than ever, so much so that I am developing even more spiritual experience that can't be explained even with kabbalah and kundalini. I am realizing that the source has a relationship with me. This isn't a statement of delusion or out of mental deficit, however, I am growing closer to actual Conversation with God. I have had some things happen that I can't even explain as far as dialogue with something greater. I ask God for anything such as a sign, a symbol or a vision and I have an actual response. I am starting to believe that I may be something more than what I thought myself to be, not in way of ego, but in a way of symmetry to the way my life is represented by the symbols and allegory of all of the mysteries when I don't aim to have these experiences or knowledges be made conscious or flesh. The universe is making this all unfold for me. I am taking down the donation option because I never wanted anyone to give me money, I am humbled and grateful you did, but I don't think it's right to receive help when the universe is trying to remind me who I am and feels genuinely as if it's trying to metaphorically chissle a monument of me through my struggle and unending journey of understanding and remembering who I may have been or what I am. I am the source energy of high standing so that must be why I feel like I had to fall so low ablaze. The fire put the seed of my existence in the womb of the earth and now the flower is blooming growing back towards the sun.

[thraaaaaaaanduuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiil]

⌛️ and 🍦 for the ask game?

🍦 What's the sweetest fic you've created so far? I had to really think about this because I felt like there are multiple possible definitions of "sweet" and I had a few different ones that could fit depending on what we were going with. I decided to go for "cute," and I think the one that fits the bill the most on that one is Bring Your Chissling To Work Day

⌛ How long does it take you to write a fic, or a chapter? These days, honestly forever. I think my toughest WIP right now has literally been in the works for like 7 years. I poke at it on and off, but have made little progress recently. Back in the day when I had less stress and more time and my executive dysfunction wasn't as much of an issue as it is now, a longfic would probably take about 12-18 months from starting to write to publishing the last chapter. When sufficiently inspired and motivated I can pop out a one-shot in a few hours, but these days I have no one-shot WIPS.

[e-van-halen]

not saying I'm right, but I'm right

eddie is not chissled and muscular. he sits in a goddamn throne playing dnd for hours at a time and smokes weed.

that being said, SKINNY DAD BOD. I just know he would wanna be just like the other metal singers with their hairy chests n shit

#stranger things 4 #stranger things #eddie munson

[sinfulmuses]

Master looked down at the former queen and held her by the chin. He owned both of them. Their resistance crumbled but Elsa still had some spice to her. A little bit of cold. "I do what I paid all that coin for" He told Elsa as he began to unrobe himself. Showing off his chissled body and lengthy cock, even only slightly erect it wss large, toward the Queen. He glanced over at Anna as she sat tied to a chair. "I'm going to claim you. Both of you"

elsa glared, even as his fingers curled around her chin. she tried to pull her head back from his grip, but couldn't. anna squirmed in the chair, shaking her head. she knew she was property now, but she dreaded (sort of) what all that meant.

elsa would protect her, she thought.

he wasn't a bad looking man, their Master. a strong form, a body that one might have craved to feel take them... but elsa just narrowed her eyes and eventually managed to pull out of Master's grip.

"what if i don't want to? you can't treat us like this..."

#| asks | #m; elsa #m; anna #[ n. s. f. w. ] #naughty anons

[jp-barbedwire]

Chissle on to me myself.looking like a pagani zonda me at wierdest and ugliest.dll

Addon chissol me on my being a honda civic.dll

[nombreux]

‘ ich versteh's nicht, @muutos​ ‘ ( i don’t get it ). he tells his father quite honestly. now that he was a man grown, he didn’t fear him the way that he had in the past. he was secure with himself, having taken over his mother’s baking business. truthfully, he had finally come to terms with the fact that he would never, not in a million years, be anything like his father and eh was perfectly at peace with that. he was his mother’s son, through and through. he had some of his father’s tenacity and resilience in there, no doubt about that, and his looks------god he looked like his father. but when it came to his personality he was mild mannered, soft spoken and ever so kind-------------------------just like his mother.

‘ warum hast du so lange gebraucht, um zu akzeptieren, wer ich bin ? ’ ( why did it take you so long to accept who I am? ) there’s a little bit of a chuckle that falls from his lips. a sad smile painted on handsome, chissled features ‘ ich habe so viele jahre damit verbracht, mich selbst zu hassen---- dich zu hassen. ’ ( i spent so many years hating myself----hating you. ) he’s telling him all this for the very first time, it stings to say it out loud, but it has to be said.

 ‘ i’m sorry. ’ he says, switching over to english now, his english was far stronger than his german, despite that he practiced plenty when speaking with till and his father’s other brothers. ‘ i’m sorry that i was always to scared to tell you that i needed love from you. ’ he tells his father, a hand extending to rest on his. many years ago would have been too afraid to even think about having this conversation. ‘ all i thought was i’ll never be as good as tilly. ’ he shakes his head. 

‘ ich hätte mich nie mit ihr vergleichen sollen, wir sind überhaupt nicht gleich. und das ist okay. ’ (i should have never compared myself to her, we are not the same at all. and that's okay.)  he takes his hand off his father’s and offers him a kind smile, fighting back tears. ‘ i hope in some way, i’ve still made you proud. ’

a starter u get for richard senior from richard junior “rj” !

#RJ ZIEGLER. (MUSE) #RJ ZIEGLER. (THREAD) #muutos #( ok like #i don't thiknk this is when richard is dying dying per say #but probably close enough to when it happens lmao )

[northseas]

a medusa/gorgon tattoo but make them nb

#so many good medusa tattoos our there #or snakeppl in general #but they are all so..... gendered in that circle or square/triangle way #i want one but completely androgynous/genderless #no big voluptuous lips and batting lashes #or henry cavill chissle jaw #i want people to look at it and ask what gender they are #and i will laugh and say no <3

[pawpadsalad]

Farmers Market Hot Dad Bod Patton

#patton but hes chissled and has a full beard: Wanna cookie :D? #sander sides

[hydr0phius]

For your fic title prompt: "Fantastic Yeets and How to Throw Them"

This feels like it would be a chaotic "Admiral takes care of sky-walkers for an hour and the sky-walker suite looks like it's been through a hurricane" type of fic.

Post Thrawn: Treason, maybe? I feel like Wutroow (Tro'owmis) would be an Admiral by then. She seems the most likely to educate the chisslings in all types of yeetable objects and how they should be yeeted (much to the caregiver's disgust). 10 ways to use a hairband in combat, perhaps??

"Right, you wanna line this bit up here. Yep, like that, aim for the eyes: good job! Now you've gotta pull the band back, hold this hand steady, and let her rip."

"Nah, nah, you can't throw Ay'llana at them, mate, we're trying to keep you both out of their way."

"I would teach you to throw knives, but your momish would lose her mind and I would lose my job."

That sort of thing that is wholesome until you remember that these are kids on a warship and they're at risk of being taken by the grysk etc and probably won't be taught how to defend themselves unless someone high up in the chain of command takes initiative.

(Also yes I do hc Wutroow as Aussie. She has the same energy lol).

#hydro's asks #thanks for the ask!!! #<3 #writing #fics to write later #kiwu'tro'owmis #wutroow

[vexilexicon]

Songs, crossover ship edition: Delicate by Taylor Swift, Skyfall by Adele, Landslide by Fleetwood Mac?

ooooooo this’ll be super fun :D 

Delicate - Taylor Swift ; Alyssa Solomon x Jericho Jones! They’ve got a Lot going on in our crossover, so I think this fits for both of them on both sides of the relationship at least a little. Highlight “This ain’t for the best / My reputation’s never been worse, so / You must like me for me… / We can’t make / Any promises now, can we, babe? / But you can make me a drink”

Skyfall - Adele ; Sapphire Brightcreek x Chissling Mabbet! Oof, another OC on my part I haven’t introduced. She’s a Hunger Games OC who won her games really young, and she has this whold complicated backstory I’ll def share with you if you’re interested (I think I might’ve already but idk). From District 12. I see this song being her and Sapphire in Mockingjay, especially when everything is going to shit around them. Either that or them right after winning both their games. Highlight “For this is the end / I've drowned and dreamt this moment / So overdue, I owe them / Swept away, I'm stolen”

Landslide - Fleetwood Mac ; okay this isn’t a ship, it’s more a brOTP I just created, but Alissara Baratheon + Allysei Baratheon. (I swear the name isn’t me stealing, her pinterest board is so old I swear). Another OC I haven’t introduced here, one of those cliche trueborn children of Cersei and Robert OCs. Allysei is born with a genetic disease so she’s basically coddled and treated very poorly in the same breath by Cersei. Older than Alissara by just about a year I’d say, I’m imagining they’d have a bit of a codependent relationship (or at least dependent on Allysei’s part). Highlight! “Well, I've been afraid of changing / 'Cause I've built my life around you / But time makes you bolder, even children get older / And I'm getting older too”

send me a song and I’ll tell you which of my OCs (or ships) it most relates to!

#randomestfandoms #asks #oc: alyssa solomon #oc: jericho jones #oc: sapphire brightcreek #oc: chissling mabbet #oc: alissara baratheon #oc: allysei baratheon #ask games #ask game #music ask game

[monorail3000]

Yeah sure outstanding acting and compelling plots and a jawline chissled from marble, but when it all comes down to it it’s Jodie’s slightly-longer-than-before hair that’s really doing it for me this season

#doctor who #thasmin

[popculturebuffet]

Kool-Aid Man’s Wacky-Zany Video! Review (Comisson for Emma Fici)

Hello all you happy people. I”m Jake and I do reviews and analysis of pop culture. And today we’re taking a look at something downright weird, a small sliver of pop culture history courtesy of one of my best friends and patreons, Emma Fici. 

This also came about because I had a missing spot in the schedule. See I was going to review Season 1 of Legend of Vox Machina, and still plan to find some way to review the series at some point... but after doing the incredibly exausting days long look at Venture Bros Season 3 (which at this point has gotten exactly one like “sigh”), I really coudln’t cover another series and emma was happy to fill the spot once she figured out something.. and what stygian void of madness she pulled this out of I don’t know but I went from planning to review the most promising show of the year... to a kool-aid man vhs tape from the 90s.

Anyways this tape was apparently part of the Kool-Aid points program, basically you got points off every packet of Kool-Aid and got stuff for them. By the time I was a kid I only remmeber seeing them noted on the packages.. and not really getting the point and throwing the packets out. Could’ve gotten a tote bag or maybe a pitcher with kool aid man’s face but with the horrifying implication this one’s a quadruple amputee. I dunno. I wasn’t with it. 

This tape was also partnered with KB Toys.. and I know all 2 of you reading this who didn’t actively pay me to write about this are probably asking what KB Toys is.. well it was essentially ToysRUs but.. it died first. I didn’t see them oftne, but I still have fond memories of seeing them as they were so rare by the time I was a kid it was like finding some hidden treasure of a store you never knew about and only heard of in some legend... that legend being a catalogue that got mailed to your house but a legend all the same. 

So what happens when two companies who are now dead and past their prime respectively combine their powers into a VHS tape? Find out under the cut!

So we open with a commerical for Kool-Aid... that I will try to describe to the best of my ablities despite the fact it’ll defintely make me look crazier than I already am. So a bunch of kids run around with sonic the hedgehog wheel feet, have bugged out expressions and distorted visuals, while Kool Aid man bursts in to quell their ravenous hoards. This is the FIRST THING I saw in the video

Things do not get more sane from there as we cut into a rap from the Kool Aid Man set to a video that I’m sure is what being on cocaine feels like. We get FOUR of these things and their all a generic rap about Kool-Aid and this wacky video set to whatever public domain footage the makers of this tape had access too and out of context clips of Kool-Aid commericals. At various points I saw him as a rock star, a superhero and jesus christ. And you can’t tell me if I saw that last one for sure there was a lot going into my brain at once. 

So then we get a commerical about hunting hedgehogs set to black and white public domain footage.. and at this point it became very apparent just how.. cheap the film’s budge it is. The ONLY new things are the audio and some of the graphics, some of which were probably native to the editing stuff they used. Everything is either is transparently public domain or old Kool Aid Man Commericals. This may be the cheapest thing i’ve ever seen and i’ve watched 1313 haunted frat aka a film that was marketed as a cheap horror movie.. and is even cheaper than it seems as 90% of it is just one chissled guy wondering around the director’s house in his underwear. But at least that guy needed to hire an actor, hire more actors so he could put in scenes to make it technically not count as softcore porn, and hire catering and all that. I’ve seen all of Doug Walker’s movies. Nuff said there. And this is still cheaper as they clearly just had whoever made this dub over clips. They MAYBE had to hire a guy to do the raps, and given it wasn’t the kool aid man’s va even that I question. Kool-Aid and KB put no budget into this and just wanted to fart something out to give to kids. I mean.. you have the commericals.. just.. put those together on a tape. At worst you have to pay residuals to the kid actors. Or just have kool aid man stumble around whoevers house was free that weekend for a half an hour. There were better options than “stuff whatever we can into half an hour and hope it’s good.”  Kids saved up their hard earned kool aid pouches for this you dicks. 

That said while I condemn Kool-Aid and KB for cheaping out, i’ll give credit to whoever they forced to make this as despite being cheap as all hell.. they tried. They tried to put some effort and creativity into padding the shit out of this.  The ways they pad out the film that aren’t rap or public domain short films, we’ll get to the latter, are at least attempts at humor. Most don’t, but they might for a kid. The target audience was obviously not 30 year old hairy goblins. I still think when making media for kids you shoudln’t talk down to them or pander, but for a vhs meant to sell kool-aid it works. 

The next bit shows that: going mental, which has the voice overs explained as aliens from the planet lip synch who demonstrate the technique lip unsynch. This one , using stock footage of course, has the viewer play a game where they move around squares. It’s goofy, impractical as you’d have been touching the tv (I was on my phone so it was easier) but the neat trick of always ending up on the kool-aid square is inspired. No matter what you do according to the tape it’ll always end up that way and I’m inclined to belivie it as it was clearly rigged that way and I guessed it would be... but to most kids, especially to me if I had seen it as a kid, it would be fucking cool. Even if it’s hoaky, I can still respect they know kids well enough to play them like this. 

Next is the first of three segments with a man trying to get a newspaper out of the.. newspaper dispenser thing... and everyone around him thinking he’s nuts while the thing is clearly haunted and ends up manically laughing at him after the police cart him away at the end.. DESPITE SEEING IT LAUGH AT HIM. So they know it’s cursed they just don’t care. It’s not terrible stuff, but it does feel mean spirited as the guy gets arrested.. just for wanting a paper and wanting to beat up a newspaper machine for actively fucking with him. The guy did nothing wrong. He just wanted a fucknig paper. He was quick to cane the machine sure but given it’s sentient, i’m inclined to agree with him on killing the bastard. 

We then get my faviorit ebit, a fairy tail.. it’s wonderfully goofy as it’s the story of wilbur, a chimp who sabotages plains to fuck with the pilot, pilot bob, overdubbing an old 20′s theatrical short clearly but to great effect. The punchline though is great as a “little girl” (clealry a grown woman but clearly part of the joke) promises if she’s lying may an airplane crash in. It’s funny, goofy and uses the stock footage well. Good stuff. 

Our final segment is Dog News Tonight, which is also pretty endearing. It’s what you’d expect, news from a dog’s perspective, such as  a dog trying to teach it’s master the trick to jump or “saving” a hanglider without understanding what they were doing. It’s good stuff. It also leads to the second and final interactive bit, a trick I recongized as they had me do it in school to show off division. Whatever you start with you end with 2. So while I recognized it it’s still neat. 

And after one final rap, the tape ends with a KB Toys advertisment. 

Final Thoughts: This video is stupid.. but it is enjoyable. It’s just so weirdly constructed, so cheap and such a product of it’s early 90′s time that it’s fun to look at. Will I watch it again? Probably not. Was it fun to peak at at least once? hell yeah. 

#kool-aid #kb toys #90s kid #retro #weird shit