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wing-ed-thing · 7 months
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Choji Akimichi Domestic Headcanons
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Topics around Food and Nutrition Mentioned, No Reader Pronouns
𓆃 A wonderful husband who didn't think he'd get married, let alone find someone as wonderful as you. Choji genuinely considers himself lucky to have you.
𓆃 Your marriage will revolve primarily around a healthy relationship with food. And how could it not when Choji is the ULTIMATE HOME CHEF.
𓆃 You got little glimpses of it when you were dating, but now you get the full experience as a married couple.
𓆃 Choji actually makes most meals. No matter what meal or the time of day, he always carves out time to prepare food. And while he's perfectly content doing this alone, he always prefers when you help out in the kitchen.
𓆃 He's making gourmet breakfast, lunch, and dinner. And if he's not making it, you're eating out at a good restaurant.
𓆃 One of your wedding activities was for guests to write down their favorite restaurants and what they recommend from the menu, although, Choji already knew most of the places on the list.
𓆃 (It was still cute. The box sits on a shelf in your kitchen next to an entire compilation of take out menus.)
𓆃 You love making games, whether it's playing "Cooking Contest" and getting experimental in the kitchen or rating different restaurant appetizers out of 10.
𓆃 Choji has a deep knowledge of what sort of balanced plate works for his plan. He's an expert on nutrition and body health at any shape, meaning dishes are mixed and matched.
𓆃 You can have greens with a side of homemade chips one day and lean meat with tofu the next. Or just a bag of fast food. Because you both understand that it's okay!
𓆃 A part of him has always been insecure about his size, and a part of him wondered if he would find someone. Being with you and being able to share food with you has made an undeniable impact on Choji.
𓆃 At least, that's what Choza told you once.
𓆃 He's perfectly squishy and gives the best hugs. Choji is very warm, and it's very difficult not to fall asleep on him when you're cuddling on the couch.
𓆃 Will give you the last bite.
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kataraznastytoughts · 2 years
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"What are their love language?" Pt.1
Kankuro and Choji
I needed to rewrite this because my stupid ass happily forgot to save it to her drafts. :')) anyways here's some love language thingy for the Kankuro and Choji simps. Let me spoil you guys.
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Kankuro
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His love language is physical touch.
He's not a pda guy in general but will put a hand over your waist or give you a sneaky kiss on your head/cheeks/forehead. He is a cuddle monster behind closed doors. He can't help it, he needs his s/o's touch.
He likes to cuddle you to sleep. 2 words:Best cuddler, name it he is the best. If you guys are spooning then he would play with your hair if he can't sleep or whispering sweet nothings into your ear. Sometimes he just purrs like a cat. You didn't hear it from me-
He loves when you are cuddling in front of him and play with his hair or rubbing his head, kissing his nose (my poor boy is insecure about it) and looking deep in his eyes.
If you guys get home from somewhere he would attack you with his arms and hug you from behind while you manage to make something to eat for dinner. He will bury his head in your neck and sometimes he even gives some kisses on it when he feel like it.
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Choji
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His love language is giving/receiving and a bit of acts of service
He adores his s/o's smile, so he leaves little sticky notes all over the house saying: "I love you, have a great day dumpling!" or reminding you things like: "There's some leftover food in the fridge in that green box! Lysm Cho!"
If his s/o has a rough day he would go out and buy some snacks and would eat it together watching TV while cuddling on the couch.
He loves when his s/o thinks of him by buying him chips if he ate them all or making him foods that he loves and telling him that "You can eat anything you like, If you need more of something just say and I'm already cooking it."
When it's night and you would like to eat some ice cream he will go out with you in the middle of the night and eat ice cream with you. (I don't think that every shop is closed in Konoha at night either.)
Who's next? ;) (Request)
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I’m gonna do some Choji headcanons because I don’t see enough Choji content. Let’s goooo motherfuckers!
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Sfw
He obviously is the best to just sit and watch movies with. You know he has the snacks, blankets, cuddles, etc.
Would more than likely have a couple of body tattoos.
He wouldn’t be able to have just one favorite food. There’s so much to choose from! How could he possibly answer a question like that honestly.
He would be a good baker. Would love to decorate cakes and cookies.
He would listen to things like ska, rhythm and blues, etc.
Always wanted to be a dad. It was something he secretly wished for.
Has an intense hair care routine. He has to make sure it’s gonna continue to grow and stay healthy.
Would collect things like pop figures and trading cards.
He would probably play dnd or magic the gathering.
Enjoys a nice face mask now and then.
He and ino would probably have spa days together. Get their pores cleaned out.
No toxic masculinity in sight.
NSFW
He’s a switch. He leans a bit more to the submissive side.
Not incredibly kinky. He could never hurt you even for pleasure purposes.
However, he would be willing to try certain things like handcuffs, drip candles, etc.
He just wants to please if we’re being honest.
He wouldn’t care too much for lingerie because the way he sees it, he’s gonna take it off anyway. But he appreciates the effort his s/o puts into it.
He’s a munch. Obviously.
He is obsessed with his s/o’s body. Doesn’t matter if they’re small, plus sized, short, tall. He’s about that shit.
He loves it when someone tells him what they want him to do. Tell him you want him.
Wants to undress you. He likes to take his time with it and wants to unwrap you like a present.
Eats ass. Need I say more?
Will want to soak in a bath with you afterward. He’s big on aftercare for both of you no matter who’s top and who’s bottom. The care changes depending on the type of sex he has.
Huge on face sitting.
That’s all I can’t think of for now. If y’all want any more just let me know! Hope y’all enjoyed!
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Naruto Love Languages (Konoha 12 + Sand Siblings)
Naruto Uzumaki - Words of Affirmation
This man is your #1 fan. Everything you do he is behind you cheering and hollering the whole way. It doesn't matter if it's something stupid like trying to do a bottle flip, Naruto is gonna hype you up. He just adores you so much and wants you to know that! He wants you to know that he believes in you fully. When he isn't being a hype man, Naruto is just genuinely complimenting you and showing his appreciation for all you do. Nothing you do will go unnoticed, you WILL feel this man's love
Sasuke Uchiha - Gift Giving
Sasuke is, uh... kinda rough when it comes to romance. He's gone through some shit and even after all these years doesn't quite know how to deal with it. He isn't good at words, is wary on physical contact, and isn't around often. But the one thing he succeeds in is giving you gifts. Everytime he leaves to go who knows where, he will always return with an incredibly thoughtful gift. Sasuke doesn't just grab whatever he see, he knows what you like and what you appreciate. Every gift he gives you has meaning and fits you perfectly
Sakura Haruno - Acts of Service
Sakura is a girl who heavily desires to be loved. Ever since she was a child she was a hopeless romantic, so when she finally got together with you she fell head over heels. She's quite open with her feelings for you both physically and vocally, but her favorite way to show she cares is by helping you around the house. She'll cook for you, help clean up, give you massages, and of course heal your wounds. As long as you are dating her you will never see another Medical-nin. Every injury you get will be treated by her with full seriousness (even if it's just a paper cut)
Sai - Gift Giving
You though SASUKE was bad with feelings? Dear lord you gotta have a lot of patience with Sai. Unlike Sasuke though, Sai tries his hardest, even if it's a bit rough. He tries to say nice things and touch you, but it's still incredibly foreign to him (not to mention he can get a bit brutally honest about some things). The only thing Sai is confident in is his gift giving skills. He loves to draw art for you, pretty much everything he sees inspires more art to give you. It's gotten to the point that you have a whole room filled with them (Sai keeps telling you it's okay to get rid of some, but you refuse! They are so pretty!). On special occassions, Sai loves to bring his drawings for you to life, enjoying the look of amazement on your face
Ino Yamanaka - Gift Giving
This girl is gonna treat you RIGHT, believe that! She's is incredibly open with her feelings, especially when it comes to flowers. You will be getting flowers for every occassion, sometimes just randomly. She'll buy you other gifts like jewelry and clothes and books, but her real love language is flowers. Her bouquets aren't just randomly put together either, Ino carefully hand picks each one and take in mind the meaning of each one. The longer you date you will soon learn the different meanings, which makes her so proud. Although she doesn't really expect anything back every time, make sure to get her a lil something for special occassions, she'll appreciate it~
Shikamaru Nara - Quality Time
We know Shikamaru is a lazy bitch, but that's what we love about him! He may seem distant and seemingly uncaring, but if you look closely you can clearly see how he shows affection. Sure he may not wash you with praises or get you expensive things, but he stays by your side. Always. Somehow he always is in the same room as you, even if you are doing two different things. You're always together in some sort. He'll definitely deny it, but you notice he doesn't leave still. It's kind of like a cat, ya know? Shikamaru gets especially clingy when you're in bed together. This man doesn't get up for hours, and you aren't getting up either. You will lay and sleep with him for 3 more hours, no discussion
Choji Akimichi - Acts of Service
Just... just so sweet. My boy is such a sweetie oh my god. Choji is quite nervous in your relationship, both due to low self-esteem and just anxiety in general. Just you surprising him with a hug is enough to fluster him for a solid minute. Since more direct ways get him anxious, Choji prefers to do things for you, and his favorite thing is to cook for you. This man can COOK like no one's business! You guys will go out to eat on the weekends (there is nothing like fresh barbecue), but through the week he is in the kitchen cooking your favorite meals full of love. Seeing your giant smile and hearing your satisifed eating makes his heart soar. Also, you are one of the only people who he'll always share his snacks with, no hesitation (the other is Shikamaru, obviously)
Kiba Inuzuka - Physical Touch
Kiba is a toucher, hands down. He LOVES to just touch you all over. He is always in contact with you no matter what, appropriate or otherwise. Hands on your waist, head on your shoulder, fingers in your hair, sometimes he will just randomly pick you up to get a reaction out of you. Let's be real, Kiba's a dog through and through, and dogs adore attention. Whenever he wants your attention or love, Kiba will poke you and bug you until you give in and cuddle with him. Spooning is his absolute favorite position. Give this man his head pats and belly rubs god dammit, and don't forget Akamaru!. Oh and uh, warning, this man is also perverted. Quite perverted. Your cuddle sessions will devolve into him dry humping you 50% of the time. You gonna get manhandled and groped quite a bit (every touch full of love <3)
Hinata Hyuga - Words of Affirmation
You thought Choji was shy? You haven't seen nothing yet. Hinata was already a sweating mess when you were just friends, the moment you asked her out she literally fainted and collapsed on the floor. Thankfully she is better now (and didn't get brain damage), but it's still nerve-wracking to be in a relationship with you. You're just so... perfect. And Hinata wants you to know that. Throughout the day she is normally very sweet and appreciative, but whenever you are on dates or cuddling in private, she lets all her feelings out. She shares her admiration for you, her appreciation for you, and just how happy she is to have you in her life. It always makes you cry, which makes Hinata feel bad, but you always assure her they are happy tears
Shino Aburame - Acts of Service
Shino is a man of little words, and you knew that going into a relationship, so you have no issues with that! It makes the times he does speak up mean even more. Since he's inexperienced with relationships and romantic gestures, Shino's main way to show he cares is by protecting you and keeping you safe. He always is ready to defend you in public, and whenever you go somewhere alone he gives you one of his bugs so he can know you're safe. Anyone who even tries to harass or injure you is getting shot down immedietely. Losing you or you getting hurt is one of his biggest fears, and he'll never let that happen. You'll never feel unsafe when Shino is around
Rock Lee - All of Them
You can call this a cop out, but let's be real, Lee is the embodiment of EVERY love language. He never stops gushing to you about your beauty and skills, and screams how much he loves you from the rooftops. Anything you ask him to do will be done in record time perfectly. He loves to give you extravagent gifts for your anniversaries and random occasions. Spending time with you is his favorite thing in the world, especially when you train together. And physical touch? He is always happy to hug and kiss you all over. Lee is just full of love for you!! He knows he can be a bit overwhelming at times and will calm down if you tell him. He just is so grateful to have you in his life, and wants you to know that every day for the rest of your life
Neji Hyuga - Words of Affirmation
It may come as a shock to most due to his sharp tongue, but the way Neji shows his love is by words. To most he is aggressive and stand-offish, and ocassionally is to you too. It's just how he is unfortunately. But unlike with others, he is noticabely incredibly soft with you and is much more open. Neji isn't afraid to compliment how you look or give praise when you succeed at something. Even when he gets annoyed he doesn't raise his voice or throw insults at you, he stays respectful. The fact that he calls everyone an idiot except you says a whoooole lot about how he feels about you. Wear that honor with pride
Tenten - Quality Time
Tenten is pretty easy going and prefers a partner who is the same. Of course some spice and excitement is greatly welcomed, but at the end of the day she just wants to sit back and relax with her partner. So spending time together means a lot to her. She loves going on dates where you guys try something new (just no long hikes, please) but if needed will default to the local weapon museum. By the way, everytime one of you has to go on a mission, Tenten will act cool but will secretly pout the whole time until you meet up again
Gaara - Physical Touch
As he's grown, Gaara has turned into a real sweetheart. With you he is incredibly gentle and cares for you deeply. You are his treasure, you deserve the world. He still is dealing with social anxiety, and can be a bit awkward sometimes. But Gaara is always comfortable touching and holding you. His touches are gentle and kind, and sensual when he wants. He likes to give gentle kisses all over you throughout the day, and whenever he leaves for work he gives you a loving kiss before he leaves. Gaara also really values cuddling together. This man is touch starved like no one else, everytime you hold eachother he feels like a part of him is healing. Please reciprocate, he deserves it
Temari - Words of Affirmation
Temari is fiery as hell, and you knew that the moment you met. And her words are just as sharp! She isn't afraid to tell off people who annoy you guys (especially when you are on dates, they are DEAD). With you she is still mildly aggressive and intense, but in a more lighthearted way. She just gets so worried about you, she can't help herself from scolding you for being an idiot. Every word she says (positive or negative) comes from the heart. When you manage to not be a fool Temari is vocalising her approval and pride. Oh, and she has a habit of openly bragging about how amazing you are to your peers (much to your embarrassment)
Kankuro - Quality Time
This man is a teeeeeease (in a good way or bad way, your decision). He is constantly joking and making fun of you, reveling in your cute annoyance. He even likes to annoy you physically like blowing on your neck or pinching your butt. Kankuro is quite playful pretty much 95% of the time, but the other 5% he's actually quite sweet. Spending time with you is his favorite thing in the world! Yeah it's fun messing with you, but he likes to just have genuine connections and going on more mature dates. His favorite thing is dancing surprisingly, and he honestly is quite good. Holding you close and swaying makes him content ... Until he sneaks in one of his puppets halfway through, scaring the shit out of you in the process (he slept on the couch but it was worth it)
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Konoha 12 + Sand Siblings | Shinobi & Founders | Akatsuki
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shrkichigo · 3 months
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NARUTO EDIT DUMP
The teams
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Please look at kankuros piercings I beg
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yourl0calalien003 · 9 months
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𝙽𝚊𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚘 𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝙲𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚜
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❤️𝐍𝐚𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐨 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨: 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐘/𝐧❤️
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𝐌𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭, 𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐭'𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞
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@lucikittyxoxo
💕��𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢 𝐇𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞💕
Talking about the God of rizz and the lover boy of Konoha. Kakashi knows he's way around romance, even though he's never felt this way about anyone (except Rin). He'd most definitely be the type of guy to buy you little gifts, like flowers or a nice piece of jewelry (doesn't have to be expensive. The act and thought is what counts) or would leave you little notes to remind you how much he loves you and how much you mean to him.
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💕𝐍𝐚𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐨 𝐔𝐳𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢💕
He'd be a huge dork at first, and wouldn't know how to express his love for you. But after a talk with Sakura and/or Kakashi, he'd figure it out. Most likely he'd be the type of guy to take you out on nice walks or buy you dinner (most of the time at least) at Ichiraku's.
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💕𝐒𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐞 𝐔𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐡𝐚💕
Manz would have such a hard time figuring his shit out. He'd mostly be focused on killing Itachi to think about you. But if he actually thinks of you, then I bet he'd buy you small gifts but act clueless and cold.
"If I gave this to Karin, she'd want to marry and would make a big deal out of it, so I give it to you"
"I don't know what you're talking about. I never bought you that"
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💕𝐒𝐚𝐤𝐮𝐫𝐚 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐨💕
She'd love to spend quality time with you and bring you small gifts. She's a sweet and loving girl (when she's not beating people up) who wants you to know she loves you every second of your relationship. She'd call you the time, bring you food or a small gift that reminded her of you and of course she'd spend time with you, bonding over common interests.
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💕𝐇𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐚 𝐇𝐲𝐮𝐠𝐚💕
She'd be a shy girl. She'd be a blushing mess around you, stuttering and maybe even fading. But once you got together she'd be calmer and more open with you. Her love language would be spending quality time with you. Facial masks, movies, walks, reading books together. Hell, even training would be considered quality time if it's you who she's training with.
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💕𝐊𝐢𝐛𝐚 𝐈𝐧𝐮𝐳𝐮𝐤𝐚💕
He'd be SO SO cute!!! Even though he'd find it hard to express his love for you at first, because he wouldn't know the proper way to do it without sounding like an idiot, he'd be the type of guy to give you words of affirmation. He'd constantly tell you how good you are at what you're doing (NOT IN A SEXUAL WAY), he'd tell you how proud he is for trying so hard. He'd be the one to cuddle you and just whisper sweet nothings in your ear waiting for you to fall asleep.
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💕𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐨 𝐀𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐞💕
He'd be SWEET AS FUCK!!! At first it would be hard for him to wrap his head around the fact that you want to date him and that you're not doing it as a dare or a prank. He'd love physical touch. He's a love bug and he'd love nothing more than spend hours just cuddling you and kissing you. He'd be on you like a leach whenever you're around.
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💕𝐈𝐧𝐨 𝐘𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐤𝐚💕
She loves physical touch and you cannot convince me otherwise. Holding hands is her favorite thing to do, since it makes her feel safe when she feels the warmth of your hand against hers. She adores cuddles, but she'd be one to also perform acts of service. Flowers on your doorstep or desk everyday. Baby works in a flower shop.
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💕𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐤𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐮 𝐍𝐚𝐫𝐚💕
Quality time and acts of service. Even though everything for him is a "drag" with you nothing is. He adores spending time with you more than anything. The look on your face when he buys you the things you were eyeing in a store or the way you smile when he's kissing you or tickles you. God, it makes all the "drag" worth it for him.
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💕𝐂𝐡𝐨𝐣𝐢 𝐀𝐤𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢💕
This fluffy baby would love to spend quality time with you by taking you out on dinner/breakfast/lunch dates. He'd take you to all of your or his favorite restaurants but would love to try new things once in a while, when you are out on missions.
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💕𝐍𝐞𝐣𝐢 𝐇𝐲𝐮𝐠𝐚💕
Even though he wants to seem cold and tough, he has a heart of gold underneath. He surprisingly would enjoy physical touch. Because of how much time he spends on training, he would love to just come to you after a rough day or a complicated mission to cuddle you and let you play with his hair or even braid it.
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💕𝐑𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐋𝐞𝐞💕
ACTS OF SERVICE!!! He'd love to buy you gifts (gym weights or something like that). He wants you to use his gifts and he'd be so happy if you did so in front of him. He'd most likely buy matching gym devices for the two of you because he wants to get stronger with you by his side.
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💕𝐓𝐞𝐧 𝐓𝐞𝐧💕
She a baby and we love her!! Physical touch and quality time for the badass lady. She'd take you out on nice dates (probably show you her favorite spots where she goes to think or just be alone after Neji's death) to the forest or the lake. But going on adventures with you would be her favorite. Exploring the world with you outside of missions is just one hell of a way to bond with the person she loves
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💕𝐓𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢💕
She is a love bug even though she can beat your ass before you can explain yourself. She wants cuddles and loves words of affirmation. She would always tell you how proud of you she is and how much you mean to her, while cuddling you. She'd call on random times in the day, telling you how much she loves you and how much she likes the fact that you're here talking to her after living one more day without giving up
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💕𝐆𝐚𝐚𝐫𝐚💕
MANZ WOULDN'T KNOW HOW TO FUNCTION!!! He'd think Kankuro and Temari made you say those things to him, about how much you love him. So when he finally figured out that you weren't lying, he'd be all over you like glue. Physical touch would be his love language because he would rather die than have you feel neglected and unloved like he did.
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💕𝐊𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐮𝐫𝐨💕
This sweet and yet underrated boy, would shower you with physical touch, words of affirmation AND acts of service. You want him to make you a puppet/doll that looks like him to put it on your desk? He'll do it. Want cuddles after a rough day at work? Consider it done before you even ask. Feel like going out on a date? He's got you. No matter what you might wish for, this cutie patootie will do it for you.
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neeneee · 4 months
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'I got waxed by a man' prank
Konoha 12 version
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>din't include lee because i'ma be honest, I can't stand him lol >Ik this is ooc but so what, it's AU anyways >Idk why i headcanon choji to be so freaking healthy idk >Sasuke on the other hand ... that Uchiha love is smtg else
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thottyimagines · 2 months
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Who in Naruto would stand on business and not text their ex or situationship back and who actually would
ABSOLUTELY texting their ex:
Naruto, which is canon, I think. I've little knowledge of Boruto, but I'm pretty sure he and Sasuke exchange carrier pigeons, like, all the time. Naruto would text an ex without any prompting, let alone texting them back.
Sakura has shockingly little self-esteem or respect or dignity when it comes to romance, and she's more than willing to entertain anyone interested in her who isn't a total uggo (re: Rock Lee and any other not-conventionally attractive suitor).
Deidara has no concept of boundaries or closure. He thinks he can just keep sending a stream of consciousness. If his ex ever texts him first, he's going to town on the diary entries sort of texts. He's opening his notes app and copying and pasting all the weird poetry he's been writing since the break up.
Sasuke, but ONLY if it's Naruto.
Kakashi wouldn't text an ex back, but if he got a text, he'd show up in person and just...see what happens.
Choji wouldn't know how to not text back, because he'd feel mean, given their shared history. It's anyone's guess as to whether or not he still has romantic intentions.
Rock Lee is texting back with pleasure. A splendid new friend out of the ruins of romance has emerged!
Hashirama and Madara. Just...just look at them.
Jiraiya, in hopes of a booty call coming out of it.
Tempted, but should pull through:
Ino would love to text back just for the drama, but has a healthy amount of self-respect. If there's no reason to reconcile, there's no reason for her to talk, she can sadly admit.
Hinata would, ordinarily, want to text back, but she might just get too stressed and her teammates could find her in time to rebuke the ex's efforts.
Similarly, Itachi has poetry at the ready to send through, but Kisame might just eat his phone to prevent the Young Adult Meltdown that would ensue.
Hidan, if his feeling are well and truly hurt enough, wouldn't text back. But...well, he might show up to their location and give Jashin a real good day.
Kurenai went years without Asuma showing his face, whilst he was running around defying his father, so she should be fine ignoring the siren song of an ex text. But then...
Oh, Neji has paragraphs upon paragraphs to send living right there in his notes app, but he shan't. He won't. He'll just send them rancid vibes whenever they encounter one another in public for life.
Not texting back:
Shikamaru hasn't the energy to entertain this. Things ended for a reason, and he shan't make himself miserable doing a back and forth in the aftermath. Blocked.
Kiba's sister won't let him text his exes back. She blocks them on his phone as soon as the break up happens. Kiba has no idea they tried to reach out.
Asuma has no interest in texting unless it's for a booty call.
Gaara is too afraid of his wounded pride unleashing the monster within, so he doesn't entertain highly emotional interactions like this.
Kakuzu is straight up tracing the text back to his ex and turning them in for bounty, no matter how meager it is.
Shino agonizes over it, but he prevails.
Tenten talks it over with Neji, who just beats up her ex for her instead.
Genma has deleted their number as soon as they stopped hooking up. Who dis?
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My Naruto Headcanons
Tenten never married because she and Neji were secretly in love and were going to tell everyone after the war
It's still her biggest secret
Sakura and Shikamaru are Naruto's best friends
Sakura and Sasuke break up when Sarada is about 5 but co-parent so they can be with people they truly love
Kakashi and Iruka are in love and have been official life partners since the end of the war
Konohamaru wants to find his true love like Naruto and Hinata
Gaara and Rock Lee are very much in love but they didn't admit it until after Metal was born
Guy was Kakashi's first boyfriend but they agreed they were better as friends
Shikamaru refuses to believe he's turning into his father
Choji is happily turning into his father
Sai spent years trying to find his birth family after the war and never did
Karui wanted more kids but Choji was afraid to be a parent to even one
Killer B visits the Leaf so often everyone thinks he should move there
Naruto spends every one of Jiraiya's birthdays at Mount Myōboku and brings his kids when they're old enough
Himawari is everyone's favorite of the Uzumaki family
Shino is asexual but is deeply romantic
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I have this really dumb headcanon about the InoShikaCho formation that I can't get out of my head.
Their clans customs means they have to have their kids within a year of each other in order to maintain the formation.
Looking at the 15th, 16th, and 17th generations' birthdays, it's so funny to see which one of them had to start the conversation.
Inoichi's parents being like "hey we're pregnant" and Choza and Shikaku's parents being like "Well fuck guess we gotta catch up"
And then Choza approaching Inoichi and Shikaku like "hey, my wife's pregnant" so they're literally like "alright guess we gotta play catch up" and it happens at the exact same fuckin time. Do you think Yoshino and Ino's mom knew that's what was happening?
And with Choji and Shikamaru, with Chocho and Shikadai's birthdays about a month and a half apart it's so easy to imagine them having a conversation with each other about going about having their kids, and then Choji and Karui are like "We're pregnant!" and Shikamaru and Temari have to share a look and go "working on it" while Ino is like "You're fucking insane if you think I want to go through my whole pregnancy at the same time" and Sai is oblivious.
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sugafairy · 1 year
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Naruto Reaction - Seeing Your Natural Hair Pt. 2 (Lee, Choji, Kiba & Neji)
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First request in a while! Ngl this was so self-indulgent (hence why its so long jsnsnssk) This is for all my fellow peeps embracing their natural hair!
Link to Pt 1.
Please don’t forget to like/reblog!
Neji
You were spending the night with him. He had insisted. A late night mission led to Konoha 11 checking into a very overbooked hotel. This said mission also left you with a nasty gash on your shoulder, which Sakura had stitched up and promised it wouldn’t scar.
As always, Neji felt responsible for you and wanted to make sure you were okay throughout the night. You were absolutely fine but Neji couldn’t be swayed. He wanted you two to share a room and so you did. It was okay, really. The bed was plush and comfortable and had many pillows that you could sink into.
Neji sat on the edge of the bed looking at you intently and leant forward until he was properly laying down. He propped his head up on his hand, staring at you as you snored softly. Tufts of hair were sticking out of your bun and your edges had fluffed up cutely. He reached out to stroke your head. It was springy and porous and god, you were just beautiful. It was your first night next to him and he wanted to memorise every single coil.
Rock Lee
You were a blooming flower, his blooming flower. He hadn’t seen you in a day and that was a day too long. You typically took a day off for ‘wash day’ - just so you could have enough time for your shampooing, clay mask, conditioner aaand deep conditioner (yes, Lee, those are two different things).
Lee had left Tsunade’s office a little earlier than usual so he thought he’d stop by at your place with some pizza. You opened the door and he blushed. You had a bright pink towel over your shoulders and your wet tresses dangling against it. Your hair was bright blue, your natural colour which complemented your cool, brown skin. “You brought pizza!” You exclaimed, pulling him out of his trance. He chuckled nervously and you grinned up at him and jumped to smooch him on the cheek. He was so smitten.
Choji
You had tasked Choji with helping you take down your braids. To your surprise, he was very excited to help. You sat in between his legs, your back leaning against his knees as his hands hovered above your head working swiftly at each braid. You looked down and chuckled at the pile of braiding hair beside you getting bigger whilst your head began to feel lighter. You sighed, it felt great having someone else take your box braids out for you. Choji’s hands occasionally grazed against your scalp, their warmth almost lulling you to sleep. “Love, your hair is so fluffy!” He gleamed as he bumped the top of your head before twirling a strand around his finger. It bounced back, perfectly in shape. He could feel your shoulders slump and your neck relax before you let out soft snores. He chuckled and nuzzled his face into all of your hair, its floral scent making him sigh.
Kiba
The great Inuzuka (he insists you call him that, nerdy, I know) had promised to teach you how to swim one day and today was indeed, that day. He was wading in the pool, when you eventually strolled out. He was hypnotized by your beauty as you entered the pool. Your corkscrew hair laid delicately against your shoulders. He coughed nervously.
“Right, so we’ll start with getting comfortable with your face being in the water.” You nodded apprehensively.
“Hey, I will be right here with you, okay? Nothing will happen” He said as he put his hand on your shaking shoulder.
You nodded again, took a deep breath and dunked your head down, rather hurriedly. You must’ve panicked, as you spluttered and rushed your head up causing you to stumble against your feet and fall back-first. “Shit!” Kiba exclaimed.
He managed to catch you before you sank backwards. “I’ve got you…” he mumbled, pulling you by your waist, holding you close. He scanned your face. You were no longer breathing heavily and you managed to give him a relaxed smile. Your hair was dripping wet, your curls gently tucked behind your ears. Your hair was much longer when wet, just about under your shoulder blades. He had never seen your natural hair wet before. You looked ethereal. “You look like a mermaid” he breathed out as he cupped the back of your head leaning closer into you.
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wing-ed-thing · 9 months
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Konoha 12 with Children Going Through the Same Trauma They Did
Tags/Warnings: Body Image Issues, Grief, Mental Health Topics, Reader Insert, No Reader Pronouns, Mild Physical Abuse (Sorry Sasuke would punt you)
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Notes: Boruto who? BORUTO DOESN’T EXIST FOR THESE HEADCANONS.
𓆃 Choji - Body Image
Easily the best at knowing what to say. He’s been struggling with his body image his entire life and has a wonderful grasp on what health specific to his clan looks like.
Choji strives to make topics surrounding weight and body shape normal and neutral in the household, so if you're asking about weight, it’s because some other stupid kid said something.
You are always reminded of your spirit, skills, and capacity for kindness rather than your looks.
Choji ensures that your home is a positive and safe place to talk about anything.
𓆃 Hinata - Finding a Voice
Hinata has always been a very patient person and knows how hard it is to break out of one’s shell. As a parent, she provides a space for you to be heard and to feel safe.
Hinata believes that you can’t force things when it comes to your growth and tries to nurture you until you have the strength to do it on your own.
Not to say that she doesn’t give a little push now and then. Hinata herself always regretted the amount of time it took for her to take chances and be vulnerable with friends, so she gives gentle nudges and reassurance when she can.
𓆃 Ino - Normalcy and Loss
A part of Ino always wanted to be a normal girl. There was a balance between civilian life and shinobi life that she couldn’t quite strike, especially when responsibility was thrust onto her so young.
She’ll want to go out with you often, whether it’s getting sweet drinks, getting your nails painted, asking for the friend-group gossip, or other fun activities. 
A part of her craves getting more of those experiences in her youth, but she very much wants you to have those experiences for yourself and to have a consistent parent who “gets you.”
She definitely tries too hard at times— it’s embarrassing sometimes— but she means well.
𓆃 Kiba - Bein’ a Guy
Kiba always had a loud bark, but when it came down to it, he didn’t meet all the goals he intended to meet. 
Being the energetic guy he is, he will be rooting for you from day one. Sometimes, you feel he gets more excited about projects and accomplishments than you. 
Kiba is always celebrating you and always bragging about you. He’s proud of you that you have goals— big or small— but more than anything, he wants you to live your life in a way that makes you happy.
If you’re happy, Kiba is dragging you out for celebratory ice cream.
𓆃 Lee - Bullying and Inadequacy 
Ehm. I mean, he means well?
You see, Gai took a very tough love approach with Lee meaning that Lee thinks if you push hard enough, you’ll find fulfillment... and that’s not for everyone. 
He’s also not great with his words. Every so often, he’ll say something encouraging, but sometimes he’s just emotionally clueless. 
If anything, you’ll always be celebrated for your uniqueness and what makes you you. 
Lee genuinely wants only what’s best for you; his pure intentions are always clear. 
𓆃 Naruto - Isolation
Poor Naruto, seeing you isolated would probably make him so sad. And angry, for that matter! Naruto isn’t above punting some jerk kid who made you mad (which probably isn’t great for the Hokage).
He’s a little goofy in the sense that he’ll probably take an over-interest in the things you enjoy. He’ll insist that you do things that interest you together.
He’s also really into pep talks and giving unsolicited advice (that probably isn’t really that great).
Naruto would totally give you pocket money to enjoy a meal if he’s busy.
𓆃 Neji - Unfair Family Dynamic
Well, first of all, Neji isn’t letting this happen. 
I’m struggling to write a headcanon because Neji wouldn’t allow this. He wouldn’t allow the secondary-branch stuff to happen.
He’d be a fierce advocate for you, even before birth. But Neji is such a grumpy dad. The affection is there; it’s just through action.
He’s also not very good with words, so the affirmation is straightforward, but he would go to war for you.
𓆃 Sakura - Inadequacy
Your two best friends are also gods, huh? Sakura knows how that is, and she’s probably picked up on it before you tell her. 
She’s reticent about things and always seems to tell you exactly what you need at that moment. Sakura is very encouraging, helping you problem-solve to figure out what your strengths and passions are.
She suggests that you pursue those, admiring your accomplishments, whether big or small.
𓆃 Sasuke - Having your family murdered in front of your very own eyes Going Down a Troubled Path
Yikes. Don’t go down a Troubled Path ™ while Sasuke is around.
I’m sorry. If you tried to leave the village, Sasuke wouldn’t be above punting you. I’m just the messenger.
Sasuke would be there for you, or at least try to, but as another shinobi who’s not great with words, he’d usually end up looming. 
Maybe there are times when he can see your anger, and you can achieve a nice, quiet moment with him, but Sasuke will drag you out of darkness no matter what it takes.
𓆃 Shikamaru - Losing a Sensei
Shikaku knew best, and that’s what Shikamaru does with you. He’s straight to the point, not very into hugs or anything like that, but he does have an eye on you emotionally. 
Shikamaru already knows, and he drives straight to the point, unarming you so that you have a space to feel your grief. 
𓆃 Shino - Losing a Sibling-like Person
Another quiet Dad. He just wants what’s best for you too. 
It’s all about the memories and the momentos. Shino would encourage you to cope and heal at your own rate but not forget the person important to you.
Shino would be there with you in your grief but ensure the focus remained on you. You would have space, and Shino would show his love and support through small gestures. 
𓆃 Tenten - Bein’ a Gal
Tenten stuck a nice balance in her life, and she wants to pass that on to you too! Maybe you’re not the flashiest ninja in your grade, but Tenten is already working with you on a strategy on how to improve that thing you like!
Never for a second has Tenten treated you like something to be overlooked. Anything you want to do, you do!
Zero hesitation. Mention one idea to her; she’s already helping you put it in motion. To her, there’s nothing worth overlooking in the first place.
Thank you to all who liked, reblogged, followed, and supported. Your support means so much and is greatly appreciated.
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vixensbrainrotts · 2 months
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I need your help!
In a valhalla forbidden love trope, who’s the love interest?? Who would you want to see cause I can’t make my mind up 🥴
(I know I didn’t include Baji but there’s a reason for that dw)
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uchiha-slut-fiction · 2 years
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Naruto Stoner Headcanons
(In honor of my best friend. She ain’t dead I just miss her)
Characters: Naruto, Shikamaru, Choji, Ino, Shino, Karui, Temari.
As always, if you want more headcanons or any specific headcanons, my asks and messages are open!💚😶‍🌫️
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Naruto
He’s gets surprisingly quiet. Not that he doesn’t talk or anything like that. He just internalizes things more so than when he’s sober.
Definitely big on having the munchies but he’s always broke 😭
Tries to out smoke shikamaru and always fails epically.
He’s not a lightweight but he’s also not a heavy smoker.
He’s for sure a bong person. He’ll smoke out of anything but if he gets to choose he’s going for a bong.
Prefers a sativa. In his opinion indica makes him feel too sleepy.
Once took such a big hit he threw up. He would do it again, no hesitation.
Shikamaru
Probably knows too much about it.
Nobody in the konoha 12 can out smoke shikamaru. None.
Doesn’t fall victim to the munchies much.
He does dose off to sleep, however.
Grows some of the best weed in the Nara family forest. Yoshino has no clue. Shikaku picks buds off secretly and acts like he knows nothing.
Prefers smoking from a metal pipe. It takes little effort to prepare and it’s practical.
Was the first of the konoha 12 to start smoking.
Prefers Indica. Indica guarantees the best naps.😴
Choji
Always has snacks!! Chips? Yup! Chocolate? Yes sir! Fruit snacks? You got it!🍫
Let’s Naruto borrow money for the munchies.
He obviously loves edibles. But he’ll smoke out of whatever. He doesn’t have any strong preferences.
He prefers an Indica. Munchies and naps? Hell yeah! 😴
Gets incredibly giggly. Everything is funny for absolutely no reason.
Once coughed so hard he passed out. Scared the shit out of Ino.
Overall one of the coolest to smoke with. 10/10 would recommend.
Ino
Also gets super giggly.
She becomes less uptight and doesn’t complain as often when she smokes.
She still finds Naruto annoying, however.
Prefers rose petal joints. She’s boujee🥀
She gets the munchies so badly but refuses to eat snacks. She’s too concerned about weight gain. Even when she’s high.
Mind transfer jutsu is so fun when she’s stoned.
Essentially a stoner Barbie. 💅🏻
Always the one to carry the perfume and gum. You have to conceal the smell somehow, right?
Has a bad habit of burning herself by accident.
Prefers Indica. It just relaxes her more.
Shino
He becomes more talkative when he smokes. He can talk and talk. Tends to bounce from topic to topic
Shino doesn’t get the munchies too bad. And when he does he doesn’t eat a lot, he’s talking too much.
Shino, Choji, and Shikamaru have the most in depth conversations.
Marijuana smoke is the only smoke that doesn’t irritate his insects.🪲
He prefers edibles or dabs as opposed to flower.
Temporarily cures his depression. (Be real y’all, we know he’s depressed)
His go to strain is sativa. It helps him be comfortable enough to share his thoughts so openly 💭
Even more of a SassMaster9000.
Karui
One of the few that can hang with Shikamaru and Choji in terms of smoking.
Once inhaled a roach. That was when Choji knew he was in LOVE.❤️‍🔥
Blunts are her favorite but she also likes a metal pipe much like Shikamaru.
She’s a fan of Indica. There are too many reasons to count as to why it’s her preferred.
Rarely coughs….. somehow.
Always has the eye drops. You can’t walk around looking like the ghosts of the Uchiha clan. 🔴👄🔴
Gets cottonmouth from hell. Always has water handy for that purpose.
Temari
Prefers hookah or bongs.
Temari is also a big fan of vaporizers. Anything that gets her high in a short amount of time.
She’s rather quiet when she’s high. She’s more of an observer and is usually in deep thought.🤫
Helps with her anxiety. (You can’t tell me being responsible for 2/3 of the sand siblings isn’t anxiety inducing)
She prefers Indica because she desperately needs to relax.
Shikamaru introduced her to smoking. Unsurprisingly.
She gets cotton mouth really bad much like Karui. Always has a bottle of water. 🚰
She also gets the munchies a lot. Prefers hot Cheetos.🔥
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vegepol · 3 months
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ARTISTIC NUDITY BELOW !
I really wanna just talk about my trans headcannons lmaooooooooooooooooaaaaaa
T4T SASUNARU HEY!!
Also me and my friend both think naruto should be chubbier than he if he only lives of ramen HELLO
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HI T4T SHIKACHO!!!!
I really enjoyed drawing choji I’ve been lacking drawing chubby folks 🤓 they make me want to explode
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FULL THING BELOW ~
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They are all so cutie patootie also no I can’t draw feet and never will
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canonsinthehead · 7 months
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A Naruto Headcanon - The Culinary History of the Ninja World.
i'm back and not so bare with me. this headcanons is related to a story telling how chouji and karui's marriage went down. ill post it eventually.
EACH COUNTRY’S CULINARY HISTORY
Konohagakure (Country of Fire) Konohagakure aka the land of the free. Many things make up the uniqueness of the cuisine of the country of fire. First, they are the king of importation, so their diet is really diverse and touched all sectors evenly. They grow all kind of vegetables to meet the need of its residents. While there are not has much native plants from the area in their current diet contrary to other villages like Suna and Kiri.
Konoha being built on a vast forest, their main fruit consumption comes from small fruit trees and fruit trees like apples, pears, and pomegranate. Anything that grows on a tree is often easily available since it takes its roots in Konoha’s founder Hashirama Senju.
The country are the main producer and consumer of eggs and meat especially pork (which they export all over the ninja world) this where you get the whole BBQ concept and omelets. Another downfall of the cuisine from Konoha is the heavy presence of processed goods in everyday cooking preparation. The current culture is far more removed from its traditional cooking methods. Referred to as the Senju Diet is almost getting lost and seen has a flower from the past. Many (often older individuals) resist the hard change that came trough time and tries to uphold the consumption of the way ninjas ate in the past.
Lotus Root is a staple of the Senju Diet
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Even Naruto can testify to this and noticed how it hard for him maintain the same diet as when he was a child (aside eating ramen), the way fast foods chains have almost came out of nowhere and took over the market deeply concerns him (especially how its taking hold of this younger generation). The deliberate effort towards modernization and proving the country is the first in everything, can reach everything, can eat everything, can win against anyone basically walking like they are the goat of the ninja world has affected negatively old traditions in subtle ways and in other more obvious ways. Like how the Konoha can keep escape the threat of famine by stealing other nations resources.
At the same time, the combination of different culinary practice gave birth to various more dishes with various diverse ingredients and interesting like Takoyaki, okonomiyaki & dango
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Like mentioned before, industrialization gave birth to many processed who are a staple in those dishes. products who are often only found in the country of fire like fish cakes & narutomaki. The land of fire is the soup & noodles master, it’s like their national food for being convenient and versatile with they make the infamous ramen but other dishes like stir-frys Yes, it a generous filling cuisine to overflow your stomach
Classic/Staple Konoha Meal=Shoyu Miso/Pork Ramen with Narutomaki, Apple Salad, Dango, Sushi, Takoyaki, pickled radish, Beef BBQ
Sunagakure (Country of Wind) The cuisine from Suna is unique. Not only emerging from a desertic land, but it was also able to survive the test of time and stay true to its original roots. Based on the high temperatures and sandy soil of the land of wind, the residents have access to interesting crops who cannot be found elsewhere in the ninja world. Suna is the homeland of dates, they are the main intake of sugar in its diet. They are used in countless recipes like sweet & pastries. they are used to sweetened teas since tea drinking is a big thing. Offering tea is a tradition when receiving guests and tea was used by nomads who made long trip in the desert in order to stay hydrated.
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In Sunagakure, they go hard on sweets. Especially dates since the are the only producer of them. They have countless of pastries, candies and date-bases recipes because it was once use as a method of survival in the long windy season in the desert or to have the sugar necessary to be transformed in a energy source to endure long trip in the desert. They are a national pride since most nuts in the ninja world grows in the country of wind; almonds, pistachios, walnuts, etc. they also showcase delicate and unique culinary practices when it comes to pastries who set Suna apart from other nations. It is the only place to find citrus, olive & argan trees used to make oils mostly made for exportation & their lucrative citrus production industry.
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Their eating style is different since it is not uncommon to eat with your hands. For a long time, families were large so the habit of having a large plate to share with many emerge from that condition
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Due to frequent drought, the country of wind has specialized themselves in the production of survival crops like grains like millet, sorghum & wheat who are also a staple in the cuisine of Suna. they most of the time milled to make flour to produce various types of bread crepe and flat breads (also see as more convenient since they don’t require yeast to be cooked). Alongside that, the consumption of legumes like lentils and different kinds of beans is the main source of protein and prized as all around superfood. They are cooked in paste and stew often eaten with bread.
Staple/Classic Suna Meal=Large plate of various pastes/creamy sauces made of beans & lentils, grilled eggplant, hummus, flat bread, millet crepe, spinach, citrus tea,
Kirigakure (Country of Water) The main meal is Kiri is grilled fish.
Unfortunately, Kirigakure has the reputation of eating ANYTHING that swims, crawls, run or fly in the ocean. First and firmly base on their location and how the practice of fishing is part of so many residents lives.
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Also, it comes from the lack of access to goods from importation of other nations. For very long time, Kiri and the surrounded regions were left on their own when a bad harvest happened, or if the climate hindered the quantity of fish collected. In those cases, the villager learned to make anything of every single thing they found (in the ocean). Due to their different economical system (mostly based on exchange of goods), it took a long time for Kiri to join the market of importation and exportation. Now they are the main exporter of seafood of various types and fish (a staple in their diet). The land of fire became the main consumers of seafood above the country of water itself. The never-ending high demand for sea product (including fish) has opened the door for illegal activity to create non-approved fish farms and illegal fishing. The country of wind is guilty, while having no access to water yet desiring sea products (which is recent because they try to follow after the country of fire and the whole globalization narrative).The Country of Fire being the biggest culprit due to their insatiable desire to reach all and taste all (even without permission).
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Their known cultural theft has implication in the problem since a traditional dish named サメの目 (Same no Me written Samenome meaning Shark Eyes) which consist of thin layers of fish rolled and stuffed with black wild rice and bitter herbs (it is name like this since it resemble the pupils of sharks) was ‘’discovered’’ by ninja scientist from Konohagakure during early invasion of the country of water by various bigger nations for natural resources in this case being clay who was abundant along any body of water (used to make pots and tolls before the emergence of various metals) also to take control and harvest the almost infinite amount of fresh water. The devastation of natural habitat and the disruption of the ecosystem cause a destruction that couldn’t be healed instead it changed the nature of the environment. Since then, most bodies of water in the land of water turned into seawater, the once flourishing pastures of green leafy galore died and the remaining surviving plants gave birth to what we know today as bitter herbs (ex: dandelion, wormwood, chamomille, peppermint, etc) and they are a staeple in the cuisine of Kiri, for some their main intake of green plants. They are also valued for their medicinal values (you know them plants Haku was collecting in the woods)
Learn more about bitter herbs here: https://dirthappy.com/bitter-herbs/
(Going back to what we were talking about)The discovery of Samenome was then taken back to the country of fire and after being merged and modified with the local crops and different culinary practices became what we know today as sushi; the captain of Konoha’s cuisine along side with Ramen. The seaweed paper also originally comes from Kiri, they were not used as food but fertilizers for growing crops. The practice of harvesting seaweed became popular in the southern part of the country of fire after the nori seaweed was discovered in its waters. Meanwhile they still import wakame from the country of water since it’s a staple for various soups and side dishes.
In The Country of Water, they consumed more the wild varieties of different crops like wild black rice, quinoa & amaranth as a main source of carbs.
In Kiri, they seasoned everything with pepper, everything; rice, bitter herbs, fish & seafood, grains. Some regions of the country of water house the spiciest pepper you can find in the warm months of the summer and the most frost resistant cabbages during the cold months. Now, they import a lot of pepper product from The country of lightning during the most of the year. Most of the seasoning is onion-based but the access to salt from the waters allowed the spectrum of seasoning to widen but also utilize is in order to ferment or pickle foods for the winter making pickled goods a staple in the cuisine of Kiri even for pickled fish.
Staple/Classic Kiri meal= Grilled fish, Samenome, spicy pickled cabbage, amaranth crepe of fritters, bitter herbs, pepper sauce
Kumogakure (Country of Lightning) The cuisine of Kumogakure is different than typical meals you would find in other nations. Like Suna the uniqueness reveals itself in their cuisine since its most popular dishes are made of ingredients that can only be found in the country of lightning. Cuisine of Kumogakure follows various principals making their reputation.
Beef is a luxury food. Due to its location, residents of the country of lightning were consuming other animals like sheep and goat who are abundant in rocky areas. The first wild buffalos were in fact imported from neighbor countries and are domesticated for food in small quantities because most green pasture (outside of main cities) are already occupied by sheeps. Many attempts were made to grow the bovine population but failed due to competition for food and access to grass.
Meat is more regarded as side dishes since their protein source mostly come from green vegetable and beans. Like in Suna, where legumes are praised for their high nutritional value but in the country of wind they eat lentils & chickpeas, meanwhile in Kumo they are eating kidney beans, black eyes peas and their infamous black beans. Each nation has a particular legume/bean/pulse they cherish in their cuisine. The Country of fire is house to all types of sprouts like of mung bean and edamame/soy beans. Interestingly, the practice of making tofu comes from Amegakure and has spread to neighboring nations. In Kiri, they eat beans in their original form, simple steamed and sometimes raw so they prefer yardlong beans and peas of different kinds.
· The land of lightning is famous for their abundance of herbs & spice. Hence why they weren’t as enthusiast to rush into meat consumption since they can make many vegetables taste amazing by seasoning it right. Plants like ginger, turmeric, various varieties of peppers, allspice, paprika, star anise & parsley are native to the area. the exception is garlic since it can be found abundantly across the ninja world.
· The cuisine of Kumo could be defined as quick and simple. Hence why they are numerous meals in bites sizes like fried dough (a popular street food), samoussa, meat/bean patties, dried sweet potatoes chips (chouji’s favorite). Unfortunately, frying/pan-frying is a prominent method of cooking so to balance the diet the preparation of vegetables filled stews and soups comes in the picture and they don’t eat foods like white rice. First, because it does not grow in the region at all, instead it’s the rare place where eating brown rice is thing and meals like fermented pureed yam are often use as a substitute for rice along many sauces and stews (after white rice became popular across the ninja world.). In Suna, they sticked to basmati rice and Kiri to black rice but white rice & sweet rice (hybridized in the country of fire) has always been one of the first food to be distributed is smaller nations in food crisis and for daily consumption because of how easily it is to massively produce and for their poorer nutritional value.
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(ex: meat/beans patties, sweet potatoes chips, deep fried dough (bottom pic above) called ふわふわ/Fuwa Fuwa meaning Fluffy since the yeast used to make them creates a treat light and airy/fluffy like clouds & samoussa)
· SAUCE, SAUCE, SAUCE. Again, we said people from the Cloud love when it’s simple (hence why many dishes from Konoha like Takoyaki seems like an equation of calculus to them but those who could taste it enjoyed it actually). Its ‘’we dump all in the pot and let it cook’’ cooking style. If your meal doesn’t have a sauce of any kind, its not from Kumo. Many of them contained some form of peanut butter (a national pride food). The country of lightning is the biggest producer of peanuts and use it in various dishes
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(exemples: peanut soup, fermented cassava pulp, cassava leave sauce, callaloo/amaranth soup, spinach peanut butter sauce )
· Did you know that Kumo’s peanut brittle’s distant cousin is the Nougat from Suna? It’s the Raikage’s favorite snack. Like the menu of the wedding feature the country most prized, popular, and fancy meals, most of them are the raikage’s favorites.
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(from left to right, Nougat (from Suna) & Peanut Brittle also called 稲妻バー/Inazuma bars meaning Lightning Bars) because when you prepare them it is tradition to punch the plate in the middle to break it into smaller portions, it looks like the food got hit by lightning.
Many exotic tropical grows outside of big cities like mangos, pineapples & papayas making fruit the main sugar intake in the Kumo diet.
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