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fleurfay · 19 hours
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In honor of me re-reading exodus for the second time this month (best story ever holy HOLY MACARONNI)
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psalmlover · 6 months
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endless cycle
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“To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you.”
-C.S. Lewis
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tomicscomics · 19 days
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03/31/2024
Happy Easter! He is risen! Hallelujah!
JOKE-OGRAPHY: 1. Mary Magdalene makes early trips to Jesus's tomb, maybe to anoint His Body with funeral oils, or maybe just to cry. In this cartoon, she refers to these trips as her "mourning routine." The word "mourning" (grieving) sounds like "morning" (the early part of the day). This pun implies that Mary's early daily ritual (her "morning routine") is one of sorrow (hence, "mourning routine"). 2. As Mary approaches Jesus's tomb in John's version of the story, she sees that it's open and hurries to the apostles to have them inspect it. In this cartoon, however, she's too exhausted to recognize what the open tomb implies (that the dead Jesus has somehow left His tomb). She continues into the tomb to wait for Him to return, and only after several minutes does the event literally dawn on her. This particular sunrise has seen the Son rise.
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oliviartist · 1 month
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mayor-of-losertown · 21 days
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“Forgive them Father, they know not what they- WHAT’S THIS? IT’S KING CLOVIS AND HIS BRAVE FRANKS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!!”
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beloved-of-john · 5 months
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nomsfaultau · 4 months
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guys if they have Christmas in the Dream SMP, did they have to nail Jesus on the cross three times, once for every canon life?
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catholike · 6 months
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purpleisnotacolor · 9 months
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I saw a lot of people complaining about crab day because it's mostly Christians doing it so...
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THUS SAITH THE LORD!
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chumpsland · 4 months
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Grandpa lost his Cane and now he’s no longer Able 🩼
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ketchuplaser · 5 months
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psalmlover · 4 months
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from iwishyoucouldtakemeupstate on instagram
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tomicscomics · 4 months
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12/29/2023
Fun Fact: LET ME HOLD THE BABYYYYY!!!
JOKE-OGRAPHY: 1. Jewish laws have a lot of stuff about impurities and uncleanliness.  After giving birth, for example, a mother becomes impure for a time (forty days after having a boy, or eighty for a girl).  During this time, the mother can't enter temples (dwelling places of God) or touch anything sacred. 2. In this cartoon, Joseph reads about the above impurity laws from a brochure.  At first, it seems like he's just informing his beloved wife of their religious duties, but in fact, he's only using it to build up an argument of why HE should be the one holding the new Baby Jesus.  After all, if Mary is legally impure, doesn't that mean she can't hold Jesus, since He's sacred?  Of course, by that logic, the manger could be considered a temple, since it's the current dwelling place of God-made-Man, but Joseph wisely avoids arguing this point.
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