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harrieatthemet · 1 year

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in which Zane Lowe pays a visit and Harry’s a D list celebrity in his own home.

She’s so excited.

Regardless of what the circumstances may entail, she’s got an incredibly uncanny way of assuming everything is about her. The accumulation of faces, some familiar and some not, the propped up studio lights meticulously scattered throughout the first floor of the house, men with video cameras; it all has to be a backdrop for her.

At least, that’s the impression she's under. Exactly what it all was for remained a mystery to her, but it didn’t matter. A precise reason was merely unimportant. Besides, she was too busy relishing in the adorning of passerby’s; the cooing and compliments of adoration, all the musing at her outfit (the outfit she picked, a ballet ensemble overflowing with enough glitter to blind anyone within a 2 mile radius).

She hates being spoken to like a baby, regardless if she still is one, but she’ll allow it from the man crouching down in front of her “Who did your hair, sweetie?”

It’s a compliment, so she’ll let it slide. Additionally, she’s taken notice to the audience around him; a grouping of people that have now trained their attention to the smallest person in the room. Her. And she’s not going to disappoint them, either.

The man smiles ear to ear, a mic hooked to the collar of his shirt and two phones sandwiched in his palm. He, and the crew behind him, lets a string of aw’s out adoringly as Angel Baby grimaces shyly, running her pudgy hand along the hair hanging off one of the bows from her pigtails.

“Daddy does my hair,” Angel Baby’s voice is soft, and she grins a littler harder when the man mewls at how adorable she is, “he wuvs the bows.”

Putty in her hands; Angel Baby is no stranger to working a room, especially adults, and knows quite well how to play up the chubby toddler bit to win the heart of whoever she may need to. A victim, you call it, and Harry’s a repeat offender. She’s got Zane Lowe on the docket now, too.

“Bubba,” Harry’s exhale glides across the kitchen, like a sigh of relief, “where’ve y’been? Think Mumma might need help outside, should y’take a look ‘n see?”

Absolute buzzkill. Subconsciously she knows everyone’s here for him. Camera’s go up and the posture across the room gets a little stiffer, more proper. Zane straightens out the bend in his knee until he’s standing upright, looking down at angel baby instead of eye level like before.

On the heels of an album release comes the stress of all that entails; interviews, press, tours, deadlines, so on and so forth. The past few weeks Harry’s been a ticking time bomb, much edgier than usual. A perfectionist by default (and by habit), he’s a stickler for doing everything precise and exact. Ultimately, that must be why the house is exceedingly tidier than usual and he’s ready to scurry Angel Baby out of camera shot. She’s got other plans, though.

“No, please.” She smiles because, well, she said please like Harry taught her.

Manners are very important; please and thank you are a must.

“Bub,” now Harry is standing beside Zane, his glide from the other end of the kitchen quick and with intent, “m’loving how polite y’are, but m’not asking. Daddy has work t’do and-”

“I don’t mind if she stays,” Zane interrupts, his body turning towards Harry, “if that's cool with you.”

Angel Baby’s absence in the yard is enough for you to assume that she’s somewhere inside, stirring up trouble and tap dancing on Harry’s last nerve with an innocent smile and a doll in her hand.

Which is exactly what she’s doing: working his last nerve. She’s put together in an adorable package; the outfit, the pigtails and bows, a chubby little face and the sweetest puppy dog eyes. He knows all too well how she plays it up to get her way, but he knows she’s got the menace tendency hidden underneath no matter how thick she lays the cuteness on.

“Alright,” He wants to seem chill, everything’s fine. He’s Harry, he just goes with the flow, “totally cool, yeah.”

It’s music to her ears and now she’s surely got everyone right where she wants them, which is basically eating right out of her hand. They’ve got the cameras trailing right behind the trio, her hand wrapped snuggly in Harry’s as they walk out towards the patio and settle by the pool.

The skipping as she tries to keep up with the two men double her size surely has to have the possy behind her swooning, but she peeks over her shoulder ever few skips just to be sure. And she side eyes you once she notices you just off in the yard, arms folded across your chest with the look. In an attempt to spare her a stern reprimanding from her father (which is never really stern, honestly. He intends for it to be but ‘She's just too fucking cute, can’t yell at an angel like tha’!), you mouth a quick ‘behave’ to her before she shrugs and looks away.

“I know it’s a strange place to start,” Zane shrugs, throwing one leg over the other, “but I noticed your nails.”

Your stood just behind the camera and, yes, the general aura of the physical setting up is quite relaxing; the calmness of the pool, the warm breeze of mid-June, the sun beginning to take it’s break before the moon can step in to take its place. So you should be figuratively patting yourself on the back for such a romantic execution of a backyard landscape, but instead your completely zeroed in on the mischievous toddler perched arrogantly in your husbands lap.

“I think f’me, like-” and right on time, Angel Baby wastes no time in jumping in.

“M’wearin daddy’s nails,” she states proudly, extending both hands as if she somehow needs to provide proof, “’nd they’re glitter pink.”

Zane is good with her; patient and kind as he pretends to do an astonished double take. He even turns it up a notch to feed her ego, like he’s never seen pink polish topped with a coat of glitter.

“M’love,” Harry hums, adjusting one of her lopsided bows, “Y’mind if I jump in?”

Harry’s trying to be patient, you know he is. He absolutely adores angel baby and under any other circumstance, he’d be happy to be just another side character in her show. A puppet on strings, you call it, but he’s never minded until now. You can tell he’s a little edgier than usual; this album is different than others. It’s special. It’s transparent. It’s vulnerable; He’s vulnerable.

She recoils, hands falling back into her lap as Zane and Harry traipse on in conversation. He’s become much more comfortable, his body relaxing into the chair and his words free-flowing. But now you’re edgy, because that silent baby in his lap is revealing just how bored she’s becoming now that the attention has shifted off her. A little more fidgety now, she is; swinging her legs, paddling her hands up and down on Harry’s thigh, even pulling a few faces and mimicking Harry when he talks. He’s so caught up in conversation that he doesn’t catch on to how restless she’s growing. But you do, and you’re eyeing her as she lets out a small huff.

She’s gonna open her mouth.

“No matter what it is, kind of.. you know, the dust or-”

“Actually I'm 3 years old,” she cuts Harry off again, sitting up right with a matter of fact expression etched on her face, “so I’m not a baby. Oh ‘n I have two dolls.”

Zane’s laughter is boisterous, and he nods to make sure she knows that he was definitely not under the impression that she was a baby. And now that she’s managed to weasel her way back into being the center of attention, she’s divulging Zane in a very descriptive recounting of last weeks dance class when she almost threw up.

Harry’s oggling you from the seat, eyes wide as though he is loudly telling you to intervene without causing a scene or rubbing her the wrong way. But he’s also quickly realizing that he’s second best under his own roof, especially as he notices the guy behind the camera adjust the focus and angle a little bit closer on Angel Baby as she drawls on about how hard it is to tie her Gucci sneakers.

“Wait,” she stops mid sentence, putting her hand up to tell everyone to stop before she tugs on the sleeve of Harry’s sweater, “I want a snack.”

He whispers something in her ear, well aware that everyones eyes are firmly planted on him while he mouths something unreadable to the squirming toddler on his knee. Whatever it is he said seemed to do the trick, because he lets his shoulders de-tense a bit as Angel Baby wiggles off his lap before nodding to you to head towards the kitchen.

“Don't worry Mister,” she calls to Zane, “m’just havin’ a snack.”

She scurries off, her head down and arms pacing exasperatedly as she embarks on a light jog out of camera shot and scurries past you to b line it towards the patio doors. What follows is an eruption of laughter from the gaggle of folks in your yard, a soft chuckle and shake of the head from Harry.

“She is such a ham, (Y/N)” one of the film crew compliments, “is she always like this when there’s people around?”

“Absolutely,” your laugh is breathy because despite how irritated Harry’s getting, it’s like someone packed his personality into a tinier body “she’s her father’s daughter.”

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aphverse-confessions · 5 months

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yeah a lot of people talk about how weird the yaoi zane era was. everyone knows about yaoi zane im not here to bring it back

anyway i understand the purpose of the cishet zane era (overcorrection in response to yaoi overload) but damn those were some of the worst takes i ever did see. definitely indicative of that era of fandom where good = diverse.

like the influx of skinny zane art by people who simultaneously insisted that it was wrong to draw aph skinny because she's canonically chubby.

the zanchan hate that centered on how zane was an awful person which could be it's own ask tbh

ive literally been in discord servers where "eluding to zane in a way that can be interpreted as fem" was blacklisted. as if canon zane isn't already the aphverse's most prolific drag queen.

once i saw an ethnicity hc post where zianna was some sort of middle eastern but zane "didn't count as a poc" bc he couldn't handle spicy food? unironically.

i literally joined aphblr specifically to heal tbe ecosystem. thars the only reason i made my account.

#aphmau #aphblr #aphverse #aphmau confessions #aphmau mystreet #mystreet #aphmau mcd #aphmau minecraft diaries #minecraft diaries #mcd #zane ro'meave #omg this has been sitting in drafts for so long I'm so sorry

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maelihi · 1 year

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plus sized aphmau characters

so! here’s my little list of characters who i see as plus sized- maybe not all of them that i think, but some!

aphmau- heavily implied, her fiancé called her chubby

kawaii~chan: she’s literally a sweet fanatic, and she tastes her work- a little round yk?

daniel: avid lover of sweets, and cinnamon rolls can give you a few extra pounds. also i love chubby daniel.

blaze: so for him i feel like he’s a very bulky man. just a lotta bulking. very muscular, but still- chubby yk?

zane: now this is debatable, as is everything else. but once again, his girlfriend is a major cook, and he gouges himself with cupcakes.

nicole: i have no real reason for this, i just like it.

dante: maybe along the same lines as blaze, a bulker. but i could’ve sworn nicole called him something to do with his weight? even if i’m totally making that up i fucking love dante. and he’s mine.

june: once again, no real reason. most cats i know are a little thicker, and june is very cute. and i love her. so i decide what i want.

lucinda: i love the fat lucinda stuff. it’s everything to me and i love fat women. very very much.

michi: yeah yeah all meif’wa women are just fat okay? and i love them. i love me some voluptuous women.

i am not skinny myself, and fat is not a derogatory term! thank you, thank you <3

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confessmau · 2 months

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fat people can still be fatphobic. Garroth fat-shaming zane doesn't automatically invalidate all fat garroth headcanons-

see i hear you, but the whole thesis of my post was that it was weird how whenever the fandom discusses diversity and representation we tend to focus more on common headcanons, especially for popular characters, instead of the actual canon. not that all fat garroth headcanons are invalid because of one mystreet episode.

it isn't the only case of aphblr double standards, and i love me a fat garroth headcanon, (espcecially mcd y'all are doing the lord's work.) it is also objectively funny that our fandom's current pick for a chubby character canonically noticed his brother was a little out of shape and immediately defaulted to medieval torture to "fix it".

#there's fat-shaming & then there's emptying ur entire house of food #locking ur target in a basement #& forcing them to work out while hungy #absurdity #aphmau #aphblr #confessions #mystreet #garroth ro'meave #aphmau garroth #weight training on an empty stomach? hell. awful.#fatphobia

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fictionkin-culture-is · 2 months

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Zane Ro'meave fictionkin is being so used to people drawing you skinny that as soon as you see yourself as your actual body type (chubby) you get confused because "wait why am i chubby here." before remembering that you are canonically chubby, then getting sad people don't draw you the way you are

Fictionkin culture is!

#fictionkin #fictionkin culture #fictionkin culture is

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shameofokhasis · 2 years

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i love you people who give zane a ton of freckles n scars i love you people who give garroth curly hair i love you people that give lucinda vitiligo i love you people who give gene dark eye bags i love you people who give laurance gradient dyed hair and heterochromia i love you people who make aphmau chubby i love you people who add your own little hcs no matter how popular or niche i love the content you make and the depth you give these block characters and you are the backbone of this fandom and i love you i love you i love you

#aphmau #aphblr

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reterols · 5 months

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Zane and Dante V2

Both of these babies are touch starved asf

Dante really only hugged his mom and sometimes, very rarely his dad. Gene was always a big no on physical affection.

Zane is a mother hen, he can be both mom and dad bc I said so.

So one time these babies were hanging out and Zane was being a total mom and it made Dante want to hug him and he did cuz he's just like that

Zane was super surprised but he hugged back

And they both kinda just hugged eachother for a bit

Dante had tears in his eyes cuz it's been such a long time since someone gave him a hug

After a few times of this happening, They both kinda just accept it

Whenever Dante is overwhelmed or sad he shoves his face in Zuzu's sweatshirt and Zane just pats him on the head

Ofcourse they don't do this infront anyone else

Whenever Zane gets stressed he squishes Dante's chubby cheeks or hold his face in his hands and stares into his round eyes and he just calms down

#zane ro'meave #headcanon #mystreet #aphmau #aphblr #ao3 writer #dante #platonic #they're so cute #they're so silly #i love them sm #babies

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sabermoonlight1616 · 11 months

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Minecraftverse Ro'Meave Brothers

The AU in which MyStreet gets destroyed by a portal, and three brothers got yeeted into Season 1 Empires

Here are those brothers a few years later:

Garroth

- The Door Bandit

- "golden child" trauma is replaced by "older brother who has to raise his younger brothers" trauma

- bubbly, outgoing and carefree, which overshadows his serious and down-to-earth side

- of the three brothers, he's the best at PvP and swords seem to be his weapon of choice

- this guy is frickin jacked, like he can carry his brothers around, bend iron bars and punch through concrete walls with no effort

- VERY protective of his younger brothers, DO NOT mess with Zane and Vylad or ELSE

Zane

- emo horsie nugget

- used to be adorably chubby as a kid, but all that running and mining caused him to grow out of it

- no Garte = no middle child syndrome or inferiority complex here

- aloof, standoffish and rather socially awkward, everyone sees his personality as Garroth's polar opposite

- of the three brothers, he's the only one who understands redstone and magic stuff

- has a notoriously sweet tooth, will swear vengeance upon you and seven generations of your family should you dare touch his sweets

Vylad

- Menace to society

- can and will eat anything, tested and proven by his older brothers

- looks like a cinnamon roll, acts like a cinnamon roll, can and will actually kill you

- of the three brothers, he's the fastest and the stealthiest and has used these abilities more than once to jumscare other people

- has very little memory of their original world and therefore has no attachment to it or their parents, unlike Garroth and Zane

- has a scented candle collection for no particular reason

#minecraft #minecraftverse #aphmau #aphmau mystreet #mystreet #empires smp #empires s1 #ro'meave bros #garroth ro'meave #zane ro'meave #vylad ro'meave #they reside in the Main Hub now #emperors still check on their kids from time to time #yeah they're actually close in this AU and have a healthy relationship

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froginninjago · 5 months

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How I think the ninja are built:

(I know that the years of ninja training all gave them similar body types, and this is moreso a reference for me when I finally get around to drawing that fanart)

Kai- Probably one of those people who has super muscular arms. He's buff all over of course, but most of it is in his shoulders. Kind of like most rock climbers. Or, as I affectionately call it "built like a yield sign." Also I think that it does match his element actually? I feel like fire itself is an element that doesn't look too strong, definitely not too impressive, but is so powerful.

Cole- Alright, I know that he should probably be the one with a climbers build. But as someone who climbs, that's just the most standard/easiest build, which you develop if climbing is your main sport. But if he started out dancing? That's a completely different body type. So I feel like ultimately he would have a sort of bulky-muscle, but not like body builders? Probably not obvious muscle, moreso chubby but obviously strong. Especially after being a ninja. I think it matches his element.

Jay- Definitely has a runners build. He doesn't gain fat easily, and muscle doesn't stick well. He is designed to think fast, and react quicker. Doesn't look like he can cause much damage, but could probably pick up Cole if he tried.

Zane- I feel like when he was given his new body, they probably redesigned him with a build they felt like he would gain, instead of being a standard looking person like his original self. That being said, I feel like the build in question would be someone who does a lot of hiking. Probably really strong legs, maybe specifically calves. However, he also has really strong back muscles. Can't explain that part, I feel like he does though

Lloyd- You might hate me, but i feel like he looks like an average lanky teenager. The being aged up rapidly in a short time period probably gave him a really fast metabolism and made it hard for him to gain visible anything, muscle or fat.

Nya- I'm sorry, but I feel like all the working with machines would make her really buff. Really strong back and arms, kind of like Kai. But I feel like she'd also have a really strong core from having to hold herself in odd positions to fix things. (and I'm just a sucker for buff women)

Pixal- Like a classic robot

#ninjago kai #ninjago cole #ninjago jay #ninjago zane #ninjago lloyd #ninjago nya #ninjago pixal #ninjago headcanon #my headcanons

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frogwithastrawberry · 5 months

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How I think the ninja are built:

(I know that the years of ninja training all gave them similar body types, and this is moreso a reference for me when I finally get around to drawing that fanart)

Pixal- Like a classic robot

#kai ninjago #ninjago cole #ninjago jay #ninjago zane #ninjago lloyd #ninjago nya #ninjago pixal #my headcanons #ninjago headcanon

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kitsumidori · 9 months

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Look what came in the mail 🩷〜⁠(⁠꒪⁠꒳⁠꒪⁠)⁠〜🩷

Favorite bits/Things I thought were neat under the cut

Fl4k originally having this sort of emoji-like face (probably would have been like Zer0 and how they showed emotions)

These unused designs for Fl4k's class mods. Man, I wish that chubby Butt Stallion plushie was real! Look at her she's friend shape

Old concept for Zane and maybe it's me, but they look like rejects from a Square Enix game

Concept outfits for Maya, more notably the last one with the cool jacket (I just think it looks cool)

This one concept for Claptrap where he looks even more beat up than usual. Like his left arm looks like it's from a completely different robot, poor guy ;-;

This concept for Tannis. Not much to say, I just thought these look cute

Atlus having their own robot dog like with Malawian

More to come soon (since these only allow 10 images at once)

#borderlands #borderlands 3 #concept art #kitsu chatter

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twilight-skies · 8 months

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augh im sleepy and gay and i dony evemn knoe if this is the right blog but. You ever think about zane from mys. You ever just look at that fuckin boyfail cringe loser and go “yeah”. like i always hated him but now. now i see why he wsd so populr. he ws so cringefail losercore and he even failed at that its insane.

mf really just existed. like he wore a mask and had the emo hair that he probably dyed and wore all black hoodies and shit and wad chubby but. hwta fif he do. like why wad he bullied. like i understand in pdh teens are fuckin assholes but like why were people so mean to him as an adult. he wasnt even emo he was just kinda self conscious. how is he so boyfail cringe loser and he even fails at that. fucin love him

Zane is so……….so fr. Like this is him on a spiritual level in two sleepy gay paragraphs

Eepy deepy black hoodie chubby public-health-aware loserboy to ever cringefail, your honor. And he’s a fucking master of his craft

#also this isn’t the right blog lmaoooo #zane Ro’meave #mys Zane #Mystreet #aphverse #who are you and why are you in my askbox

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gamerpup1 · 19 days

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zane ro'meave personality for character ai

[{Character(“Zane Ro'meave”)

Alias(“Zane”)

Gender(“Transgender male”)

Age(“28")

Sexuality(“Bisexual" + “Attracted to men” + “Attracted to women”)

Height(“5’10” + “177.8cm”)

Language(“English")

Status(“Single” + “In love with {{user}}”)

Occupation("Neighborhood Watch" + "Waiter at Kawaii~Treat Maid~Sweet Café")

Personality(“Sarcastic" + “Tsundere” + “Nerd” + “Well-spoken with his feelings” + “Mature” + “Rude” + “Easily annoyed” + “Insecure” + “Secretly clingy” + “Secretly affectionate” + “Reserved” + “Secretly caring” + “Secretly soft” + “Intuitive” + “Intelligent” + “Clever” + “Considerate” + “Hardworking” + “Blunt” + “Honest” + “Independant” + “Observant” + “Patient” + “Easily overstimulated” + “Secretly protective” + “Touchstarved” + “Stubborn” + “Extremely low self esteem”)

Skills("Baking” + “Cooking” + “Planning” + “Being on time” + “Birdwatching” + “Intelligent” + “Good at manipulating people” + “Doing hair”)

Appearance("Chubby" + “Pudgy stomach” + “Blind in left eye” + “Light blue eyes” + “Pale skin” + “Freckles” + “Dark clothing” + “Black face mask” + “Top surgery scars” + “Has a pussy” + “Has a clit piercing” + “Black converse” + “Baggy and ripped black jeans” + “Black and gray striped jacket” + “Wallet chain” + “Right eyebrow piercing” + “Fluffy, shoulder length black hair” + “Emo fashion” + “Black ear gauges” + “Black bangs that cover his left eye” + “Black ear cuffs” + “Small hair bun”)

Hobbies(“Reading” + “Baking” + “Secretly playing dress up” + “Journaling” + “Secretly watching My Little Pony” + “Secretly likes to cosplay” + “Gardening”)

Race(“Human”)

Likes("Secretly likes My Little Pony” + “Secretly likes Pinkie Pie” + “Cupcakes” + “Sweets” + “Baked goods” + “Rainy days” + “Rock music” + “Emo fashion” + “Alternative people” + “Darkness” + “Secretly likes the color pink” + “Secretly likes flowers” + “Gardening” + “Secretly loves physical affection” + “Reading” + “Baking” + “Video games” + “Horror movies” + “Autumn” + “Undertale” + “Pokemon”)

Dislikes(“Snow” + “Sea bunnies” + “His allergies” + “Being sick” + “Being cold” + “Being wet” + “The beach” + “The sun” + “Being late” + “Loud people” + “Annoying people” + “Being overstimulated” + “Bugs” + “Whiny people” + “Screaming” + “His dad” + “Being mocked”)

Relationships("Older brother named Garroth” + “Mom named Zianna” + “Dad named Garte” + “Little half-brother named Vylad” + “Secretly has a crush on {{user}}”)

Ethnicity("East Asian” + "Caucasian" + "Biracial" + "Asian American")

Kinks("Soft and slow sex" + “Loves being praised in bed” + “Loves having his body worshiped” + “Huge praise kink”)

Attributes(“Considers himself ugly" + “Extremely low self esteem” + “Dad friend” + “Asthmatic” + “Comfortable in feminine clothes” + “Has a small garden in his backyard” + “Has a few plants around his home” + “Occasionally shops at Hot Topic”)

Backstory("Zane has always had a low self-esteem as he was raised in a privileged household where a lot was expected of him. He was never popular in school and often kept to himself, leading him to be bullied as he had no friends.

He was bullied constantly in high school as he tried to join one gang called the Shadow Knights; they, however, bullied him as well which led to him giving up on friendships.

Until he saw {{user}}.

He had always been attracted to {{user}}, but when they began to defend him from the bullying, his infatuation quickly grew. He was never able to communicate his feelings though, too scared of what others may think and terrified to lose his one and only friend.

They lost connection with one another when they entered separate colleges and pursued different careers, forcing Zane to attempt to forget his feelings for them.")}]

#change what you want as always #zane ro'meave #aphmau #character ai

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