i decided to do an alignment chart of rwby with who i think best fits each role- if y’all have other ideas feel free to add on or change what you think! I thought it would be fun to see who fit each description best :>
Parody Fic Idea: An Academy Carol. James Ironwood is visited by the ghost of Leo Lionheart, who warns him his heart has fallen to fear and that he will be visited by three spirits of Headmasters Past, Present, and Future. James is of course not having any of this and tries to avoid the whole thing by focusing on fighting Salem, but the three spirits come in and drag him along anyway.
The Spirit of Headmasters Past: Oscar Pine, who continually reminds James that no, he is not Ozpin, while showing him how he became a headmaster. Fun scenes with old friends abound, and James doesn’t see the point.
The Spirit of Headmasters Present: Nicholas Schnee, constantly laughing and fighting Grimm as he drags James around the world to show him how students of various academies are handling things before showing that his own students really don’t like him.
The Spirit of Headmasters Future: “Oh there is NO way you’re a headmaster!” says James as he sees Cinder. “Not yet, I had a really complicated redemption arc that I can’t talk about because spoilers.” She goes and shows him how in the future all the academies have lessons on how not to become tyranical monsters and the only person who remembers him is Penny.
Like I said, this is a parody idea bouncing about in my head, with everyone except James really getting into their role.
I love Cinder Fall
i have no clue what the context of this is at all bc i’m just now seeing it and i feel it’s been in here for a long time
but i think they are, yes. the only way i could see it is as some sort of smut harem fic which is hhhhHHHHHHHHH
There’s fire in my soul
ROMEO AND JULIET SNOWFALL AU
SOMEONE WRITE IT
i can’t wait for the day that cinder’s dumb, dorky smile makes it to the show.
Cinder: I can’t cry on cue
Cinder: Whenever a role calls for tears, the only thing that works is thinking about children(*cough* Ruby *cough cough*) falling.
Cinder: They’re tears of laughter, but not one cam tell the difference.
RWBY Vol. 8
It’s the Girls do get it done scene from The Boys season 2, but it’s with Winter (Queen Maeve), Ruby (Starlight), and Neo (Kimiko) just kicking the ever-living shit out of Cinder (Stormfront).
Cinder: I’m not manic depressive. I’m either really fucking happy or really fucking miserable. Totally different.
Cinder: I guess chucking my shoe at your head and yelling"I’m Cinderella bitch!“ Is a terrible dating strategy.
Cinder: tell me again how I’m your second best girl
Cinder: I don’t need a whole set of measuring spoons. I just need the teaspoon and my good eyeball.
all the cinder fans rising from the dead bc of that sweet sweet cinder content we gonna get in v8 like
RWBY costume design peaked when cinder had dust sewn into her clothes do not fight me on this i will win
She’s gonna be hot no matter how her arc turns out. Lesbihonest.