#Clam diggers

[halleyscomment]

A BRIEF HISTORY OF PANTS

PANTS THROUGH THE AGES: YA HISTORICAL ROMANCEY

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VOICEOVER BY NARRATOR

This should be someone everyone loves and trusts. Bob Hope, Carl Sagan, or Ed MacMahon would be good. Don’t even think about Rone.

[Hold on TITLE for a few seconds. Fade into NARRATOR seated at a desk]

NARRATOR: Yes, pants. Everybody knows about them…

[Sudden crashing music. Zoom into a tight shot of NARRATOR’S eyes narrowing]

Or do they?

[Music stops abruptly. Zoom back to previous shot of NARRATOR]

Today on our historical docudrama, we take a look at pants. Pants throughout history. Their role in weaving the fabric of modern life. Pants in philosophy. Pants in war. And…

[Music starts to fade in: something orchestral by some baroque guy]

Pants in love.

[Music continues up. Picture fades away from NARRATOR, fades into a close-up of JULIET looking intensely at the camera]

JULIET: Romeo, oh Romeo. Where art thy pants?

[Pull back slowly. JULIET is on a balcony. Beneath her is ROMEO. He is not wearing any pants]

[Back to NARRATOR at desk]

NARRATOR: But let’s start at the very beginning. Let’s look at the Dawn of Pants.

[Shimmery bit of camera work; scene changes to a shot of jungle, loud bird noises, monkeys hooting in the background, that sort of thing. Hold long enough to establish shot, then GROG runs past as fast as he can. Immediately behind him is a Tyrannosaurus Rex. GROG is not wearing any pants. The Tyrannosaurus Rex is wearing pants]

NARRATOR (VOICEOVER): Is this where it all started?

[Scene changes to a PANEL OF EXPERTS sitting at a long table. Camera starts at far left, pans right. As it picks up each new person’s head, that expert speaks. Very serious]

MATT: Yes.

GROG: No.

CARL SAGAN: Billions… er, yes.

TIGER WOODS: My putting was good, but my drives were short.

TYRANNOSAURUS REX: Yes.

[Cut to graphic. Three pairs of pants are stacked to show “Yes,” one pair of pants is stacked to show “No,” two pairs are stacked to show “Putting.” A pair of cut-off shorts shows “Drives.” Hold on graphic for three seconds]

[Scene changes back to NARRATOR at his desk]

NARRATOR: But pants didn’t really enter history until the Trojan War, when the cunning Odysseus suggested the Trojan Pants.

[Scene changes to outside ancient Troy. A huge pair of wooden pants stands on the plain outside. After a minute, the gates of Troy open and the Trojans come out and pull the pants inside the walls with a giant pair of suspenders]

NARRATOR (VOICEOVER): And not until Roman times did pants really become part of the mainstream of history.

[Camera moves smoothly along a Roman road. It passes a series of stone pants on the side of the road. Chiseled on the pants are the following inscriptions:

WHEN THE ROMAN LEGIONS CONQVERED FRANCE THEIR WHISKERS CAME OFF SO DID THEIR PANTS BVRMA SHAVE ]

[Scenes change to various examples of Roman architecture. An aqueduct is supported on arches; camera zooms in on an arch, we see it is a pair of pants made of stone blocks. Close-up of a stone gate: zoom back so we can see it is the fly of a pair of mostly buried pants. The Colosseum: the arches are carved in pants. A series of temples; pillars are in the shapes of pants…]

[sartorialadventure]

#fashion #vocabulary #resources #writing resources #weird there's no shorts or capris #my grandma used to call my long capris 'clam-diggers' #terminology

[fallout-lou-begas]

(optimist) but now this means eddie can beat moxley in the final. and swerve is freed up to go for the world championship. right? r-right?

#wrstlng #eddie i need you to fucking kill this clam-digger

[thedman0310]

Drip

#number one danielson hater #pro wrestling #AEW #all elite wrestling #aew collision #bryan danielson #nigel mcguinness #clam digger danielson #the hate game is insane #hard images #fit check

[silverxxs-world]

Brian Danielson vs Jun Akiyama

With Eddie Kingston on

commentary

My baby with all the belts

Don’t mess with a man with cauliflower ear

Would of been an olympian but said “nah pro wrestling

Damn young akiyama makes me feel things

Nigle trying to bond with Eddie, Eddie just wants to watch this match

That knee drop god

Running lariat

Pile driver!!

EXPLODER

And the guillotine choke

And another explorder

Ouch both went for a knee

Booooo

That smirk

Oh god Brian

Jun!

Get his ass Jun

Brian you ass

Get his ass Eddie

Swiss

Ftr??



#jun akiyama #brian danielson #clam digger #eddie kingston #aew #all elite wrestling #aew liveblog #aew lb #aew collision

[joonary]

me 🤝 my sister

#HER FIRST INSTINCT WAS TO SEND ME THIS.. AND WE TALK IN THE EXACT SAME VERBATIM IM HOLDING BACK TEARS RN #signed nary #also can anyone who lives in texas confirm if u guys call slippers ‘clam diggers’ yes or no

[chernobog13]

New Yorkers unimpressed with a Hulk wearing clam diggers and slippers.

Besides, New Yorkers see a lot weirder stuff than this on a daily basis.

#The Incredible Hulk #Hulk #Terror in Times Square #Marvel Comics #Lou Ferrigno

[taggedmemes]

SENTENCE MEME THE GOLDEN GIRLS / SEASON 01 EPISODE 02

you're not getting married on an island by a priest wearing clam diggers.

your wedding day should be the most beautiful day of your life.

if you want to invite him, i'm willing to keep the peace.

now call him and tell the dirtbag he can come.

i just want to get it all out of my system.

i never understand why people throw rice at weddings anyway.

she's been pilfering cheese balls.

he used to bring me tulips every time we had a fight.

approximately how many feet do you see in a week?

there aren't too many people around who could swallow their pride after what went down between us.

i want you to take a deep breath and think pleasant thoughts.

i know i'll do something crazy and just ruin the whole thing.

if anything awful happens, it's on your head.

we better stick to her like a tight shirt on a sweaty farmhand.

it's always a pleasure to get a drink for an attractive woman.

have you ever met a man who knows how to push all your buttons?

whenever you feel you're about to lose control, just take my hand and give it a little squeeze.

you know i can't cut loose with a priest around.

do you want to spend the rest of your life rotting away in some disgusting jail cell, bribing screws for cigarettes and toilet paper?

i wouldn't stab him here. too many witnesses.

you're acting like a jerk.

if you're angry at him, tell him.

you don't have to kill him.

anger is a lot like a piece of shredded wheat caught in your teeth.

you think i got this old by being stupid?

you walked out on me and didn't have the decency to tell me you were leaving.

a total stranger told me that my marriage was over.

you had a choice and you took the easy way out.

now you're here in front of me and you can't run away.

i finally get to have what you tried to cheat me out of.

there will always be a little part of him that stays with me.

#roleplay prompts #roleplay meme #roleplay #starter sentences #sentence prompts #sentence meme #sentence prompt #sentence starters #starter meme #rp starters #rp resources #rp memes

[nextstopwonderland]

“Brittle Bryan Danielson that’s what we call him now, Zack!”

“Brittle Bryan! I like that one, Nige, I like that one”

It sure was a double clam(digger) roast, hosted by Nigel and Zack on commentary. Here’s a supercut of some unhinged moments (check out this other supercut of it too) thanks to @sheinthatfandom for sending me the vids!!

#bryan danielson #zack sabre jr #nigel mcguinness #aew #aew collision #bryanzack #bryanNigel

[heelhausen]

Nigel McGuinness explaining why he calls Bryan Danielson “Clam Digger” on AEW Unrestricted

#nigel mcguinness #Bryan danielson #aew #saving this bc I fucking crylaugh everytime I think about it

[nobrashfestivity]

Willem de Kooning, Clam Diggers, 1964

#willem de kooning #abstract expressionism

[sheinthatfandom]

Kevin Kelly I will curbstomp your ass do NOT tell Nigel to stop calling Bryan a clam digger

You having a dirty mind doesn’t mean that’s what it means

But then again it’s not like Kevin Kelly talks to any of the staff watches the product or even watches interviews so he wouldn’t know Bryan and Aubrey edwards are clam diggers and collect clams and keep them as pets

#aew #aew lb #aew collision

[houseofpunk]

someone somewhere in the world: bryan danielson-

nigel mcguinness crashing through the wall: LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THAT CLAM DIGGER DANIELSON

#aew #all elite wrestling #bryan danielson #nigel mcguinness

[silverxxs-world]

Hechicero vs Bryan Danielson

Mad scientist vs clam digger

BRYAN WITH THAT BOTTY POPPING MUSIC

God I love this interview it’s so funny

Shits on wwe

Has blue eyes 🧿👄🧿

Calling out Roman

Ok he has fire Bryan id watch out

Happy hops

Cleansing the ring

God I love Nigel’s one sided love

Hechicero does a little dance

Taz is a profit

I also love Hechicero’s sexy cross straps

What is this hold I love it

Is Bryan bleeding from the mouth

HOOK said what now

Two????

Oh fuck drop kick

Is that pun man Swiss

#hechicero #bryan danielson #aew #all elite wrestling #aew liveblog #aew lb #aew collision

[westofessos]

Now watching Collision! Here we go (under the cut cause it got really long):

Tony’s on commentary for Collision? Okay, I’m cool with that

Metalingus is a fantastic fucking song

Oh wow does Christian look good in that shirt. Goddamn.

The ‘Christian will you be my father?’ sign 😂

“Hit the bricks” “get to steppin” loving these coming from Christian

If not Luchasaurus or Jack Perry or whatever, I’m gonna need Adam to be the one to take that TNT belt off of Christian

Bryan!!

Luchasaurus and Nick Wayne banned from ringside. Fantastic

Ricky and Bill?? What the fuck do you two have to do with any of this

Oh right his whole thing with Bryan

“It’s your stupid silk slacks dumbass” “and you took it from the Rock” oh shit Adam

“That really sent me over the edge” I will never get tired of the dumb Edge jokes

I would absolutely love a Bryan/Adam team up. LOVE.

FTR? Really?

Oh cry me a fucking river you idiots

Oooh it’s brawl time

Well this inevitable eight man tag match is gonna be interesting

Oh I love that they played MJF’s Stand Up to Jewish Hate video package

CJ Perry is so gorgeous, my god

I do not like the ROH ring announcer at all

DANHAUSEN!!!!

Oh my god he said it’s almost time, I’m so excited

Juice!!

That son of a bitch needs to give Max his belt back

Wow, all of the tape on Cardblade. Poor Cock Strong

Oh my god the ring

Down on one knee and everything

“Nigel you don’t think-” 😂

The MJF chant 🥹

I swear to god if he takes the ring from Max I will lose my shit

And if Jay fucking White takes the belt from him I might actually have a breakdown

That motherfucker saying he has no friends, I swear to god I hope Max kicks his ass so hard

Dustin’s back!! It would be so fucking fantastic if he (or honestly anybody else) beat Juice in the battle royale

Don’t really like adding him to the long list of people trying to kill Max though

The “we’ve been trios champions for ___ days” thing is so good

“If it’s a thing to you, it’s a thing for all of us” awww

BILLY AND ANTHONY TRYING TO HELP CASTER 🥹 “just be a gentleman” I’m dying this is so sweet

Renee losing her shit was so funny

I adore Daddy Magic and Cool Hand Ang but Daniel Garcia can fuck off

. . . I do not care about Skye Blue at all

But never mind about that because IT’S STAT TIME!!!!

I’m pretty sure she’s the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen

“What’re you doing? This isn’t you” oh Stat 😢

I love that Stat is out here just giving literally everyone she wrestles the best matches of their careers

Okay they can turn Skye Blue heel all they want but they cannot turn Willow heel, that’s ridiculous. Her joy is stronger than that black shit

And you’ll have to pry Staturday Nightingale out of my cold dead hands

OUT OF MY COLD DEAD HANDS TONY

Oh Kenny vs Kyle is gonna be good

Yeah I’m really not in any hurry for Rush and his buddies to come back

Turbo Floyd is definitely on the list of worst wrestling names of all time

I really like that they have storylines from ROH progress (or even just reference them) on AEW TV

Sting on Wednesday?? Fuck yeah

Oh my god the render for Nick Wayne’s mom

Ooh that Mistico video package was fantastic

Time for Bryan vs Christian, this is going to be awesome

‘Christian did nothing wrong’ 😂

Oh shit, no time limit? Is that the first time they’ve ever actually said that? I feel like it might be. Like sure, they always ‘go as long as it takes’ but I don’t remember ever hearing them say that

“Necks by Christian Cage” “Who’s gonna sun this match, and why is it Christian Cage?” “Doesn’t need to mat wrestle a clam digger” Nigel is the best

I really need Excalibur on this show because I have no idea what so much of the stuff Bryan is doing is called and I would really like to

Love seeing Nigel on his feet in the background just losing his shit

That was a great match

Oh brawl #2

That was a really great show! Can’t wait for Wednesday

#aew #all elite wrestling #aew: collision #aew collision #bryan danielson #adam copeland #christian cage #ftr #ricky starks #big bill #kris statlander #skye blue #danhausen #mjf #maxwell jacob friedman #cj perry #the acclaimed #max caster #billy gunn #anthony bowens #daddy magic #cool hand ang #juice robinson #bullet club gold #dustin rhodes #willow nightingale #kyle fletcher #samoa joe #nigel mcguinness #tony schiavone

[abimee]

i need hades to wear an outfit made entirely out of clothes with stupid names. so far hes in creepers and clam diggers with a pussybow. is there a hat with a silly name