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batman-katflap · 1 day
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Bruce's PR team doing their best to mitigate gay rumours after Bruce was spotted kissing a 'mysterious man' at a gala (it was Clark.)
Only for Bruce to retweet a Superman thirst trap the next day, adding 'I'd suck his dick so hard he'd forget where Metropolis even was.'
The public and press quickly forget about the mystery man and instead jump whole heartedly onto the 'Bruce Wayne wants to suck Superman's dick' train.
Bruce's PR team are weeping into their morning coffees the next day whilst Bruce just grins because the gay thing wasn't what bothered him about the situation, it was that Clark's privacy was at risk and as far as he's concerned, the issue is now solved.
Sure, Superman now has to deal with random civilians asking him if he's seen the tweet, but, you win some you lose some.
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catmanbowser · 1 day
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Look at my art boy. This was for the superbat zine last year hehe (was busy with college, so i didnt get a chance to post it TT)
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januariat · 2 days
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for @blorb-el, a specific scenario from their xeno-omegaverse AU where a pollen-whammied clark gently checks to see if bruce has corresponding mating marks, but bruce of course does not
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live-from-gotham · 20 hours
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day job?
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masterlist
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mlim8 · 3 days
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I realized I never posted this here lmao... but this sticker is now available in my store alongside a bunch of other fun DC fam stickers uwu
Basically... Bruce misunderstood when Clark asked him out on a date and now Clark has to win over 8 kids before he can get to their dad lol
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koroart · 1 day
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1am casual intimacy Superbat doodles 🏃🏻
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jesncin · 2 days
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Clark has a talk with Conner, formerly known as Paul Westfield. Where will (don't call me) Superboy's journey take him next?
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ditzybat · 2 days
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j’onn, who’s been watching one too many sitcoms with m’gann, seeing bruce and clark exhibit mannerisms similar to that of on screen couples: ah yes, they are married.
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kal8elle · 3 days
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By https://twitter.com/XXsanwenyu
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morgangalaxy43 · 19 hours
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My favorite Batman ships and there dynamics
Bruce and Harvey are childhood friends who are exes who are still hopelessly in love with each other
Bruce and Talia are somehow divorced and married at the same time
Bruce and Clark are golden retriever and black cat but they are both soft idiots
Bruce and Selina both have married for years and exes but still best friends energy
In other words Bruce is a bisexual disaster with a lot of partners who are way cooler than him
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superbat-love · 2 days
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Just as Clark knows Bruce
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Bruce knows Clark
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We get it, you both know each other best
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Superbat Master Collection
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jube-art · 3 days
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thinking about Barbie and Kent
(Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent Genderbend)
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bruciemilf · 3 days
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Tumblr is a quality killer
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wwprice1 · 2 days
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Happy 76th birthday to one of the greatest to ever do it, Jose Luis Garcia-Lopez!
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solarflare211 · 3 days
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i see “every bat/robin has a supe” and raise you “every bat/robin has a speedy boi” bruce has barry, dick has wally, tim has bart, damian has wallace, and also it’s kinda sad jason doesn’t have one but then he never became old enough to be one on a team with one so :(
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Remember that post from a while ago about that guy who accidentally becomes the best president by doing stupid things so people won't like him like banning Doritos and then it turns out the Doritos were the #1 cause of cancer? That but Brucie Wayne.
It starts when he comes back from his time in the League. Ra's influence legitimately scares him so he tries to lose as much of his own as possible. He's just some 20 something throwing money at projects that can't possibly work out and the shareholders are going to die of stress (at least one of them has a heart attack so you can't rule it entirely out).
But? They all work out? Creating a Mystics department shows that Gotham's water supply is literally cursed seven ways to Sunday and they get on fixing that right away. The tap water is safe to drink straight from the tap for the first time in generations.
And what Bruce thought would be a dumb idea in just buying up old, abandoned properties and turning them into skate parks has actually created this great sense of community and safety plus a ton of new places for him to skateboard. Crime drops significantly in those areas. Which turns a profit for Wayne Enterprises because they are able to retain local talent and cut down on moving expenses.
People don't understand how Brucie Wayne, himbo and somehow now a father of a tween, makes decisions that shouldn't make sense but keep making him so much money. He is trying to get rid of it as fast as possible but he's still somehow richer than his former schoolmate Lex Luthor who is seething.
Bruce stops questioning it after a couple of years. His gut seems to know what Gotham needs and he's going to trust it. Gotham never becomes a shining city on a hill, but it is good. And her people are thriving.
It's not until many decades later when Bruce is taking a vacation to the Kent's farm that Clark brings up him potentially being a meta. Bruce just waves him off and then stops and thinks about the time he rebelled against Alfred by drinking Gotham's tap water for a full two years before it was cleaned up. Clark, knowing Bruce better than Bruce knows himself, just smirks and can't wait to tell the rest of the batfam and cash in on the bet he made with Dick a long time ago.
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