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#Clint and Natasha
scarlettblip · 1 month
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Maria: do you ever think to yourself “hey maybe I shouldn’t do that?”
Natasha: yes but then it’s quickly followed by Clint’s voice saying “yolo”
Maria: you put too much trust into that man
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eosbishova · 9 months
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Kate, holding an explosive tip for an arrow: So, what does this do?
Clint: Way too dangerous
Kate, holding up another one: This one?
Clint: Way way too dangerous
Yelena, turns to Natasha: And you are partners with this man?
Natasha, shrugs: He actually can tell the arrows from all the mediocre labels
Yelena, under her breath: Perfect, just another Kate. Except, she titles everything with two or three sentences max. It is mouthful. You can name jar "cookie jar" but Kate names jar "Super Delicious Beverage For When Yelena Leaves For Solo Missions And I Have The House To Myself. Must Eat With Capri Sun" It is embarrassing.
Kate: I can hear you, Yelena. You act like you didn't name your other closet as: "My Hot Stash Of Clothes That Has Pockets For All Purpose But It Is Quality Material. Not Use For Missions With Mud"
Yelena:
Yelena: You named that one.
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macaronisour · 11 months
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when they’re not stopping crime, they’re committing it
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marialsillydoodles · 7 months
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i 100% believe clint barton learned how to braid hair for natasha romanoff!!!
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floilee · 7 months
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*Kate has her hands on Yelena's waist teaching the widow how to position herself and shoot with a bow*
Clint watching the scene far away: I never thought she would be interested in archery.
Natasha: She not interested.
Clint: She seems very concentrated to me.
Natasha: With Kate close like that, breathing on her neck, holding her waist-
Clint: I got it. The last thing they are doing is practicing.
Natasha: And the most fun thing is this... *Kate about to leave a kiss on Yelena's neck* HEY KATE BISHOP, I'M SEEING THAT!
*Kate moves away from the widow totally embarrassed and Yelena looks at her sister very nervous*
Yelena: Сука!
Clint laughing: Thanks for that, Nat.
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renegadesstuff · 4 months
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THIS PARALLEL STILL HURTS 💔
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incorrect-wandanat · 9 months
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Clint: If you could trade Peter for all the money I have in my pocket, would you?
Nat: That depends. How much money are we talking?
Wanda: Natasha!
Clint: Sixty-two cents.
Nat: I’ll take the money.
Wanda: NATASHA! You can’t trade our son for spare change.
Nat, pocketing the money: Just give it an hour. Clint will send him back.
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auroraromaximoff · 5 months
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Clint: Everyone is always like; “How’d you get with Natasha?” “How’d you bag Natasha?” Bro I didn’t bag shit. Natasha picked me up, by my neck, threw me over her shoulder, and I’ve been on it ever since. And I don’t have any plans on getting off anytime soon.
Nat: *Winks*
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sunny-rants · 11 months
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I love how the Clint Barton tag right now is literally just him as Ken in the Barbie meme with various people. because one, we all saw it and immediately went “oh that’s so Hawkeyecore” and two, he has such a type. he collects black cats to his golden retriever.
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innkeepercore · 8 months
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they loved Barbie 🌸
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marvelouttakes · 7 months
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scarlettblip · 30 days
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Clint: can you keep the swearing to a minimum? At least around the kids..
Natasha: you bet your fucking ass I can!
Clint:
Natasha: starting now
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eosbishova · 9 months
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Clint: Is that a leash?
Kate, holding their kid with a child safety tether: It's a child safety tether.
Clint: A what
Yelena, weary: It is leash. Do not judge us, our kid is runner. Worst than Kate.
Kate: It's not a leash, I had this when I was like five.
Yelena, sarcastically: Hm, I wonder why.
Kate, glaring at Yelena: Look, if I had the time, I'd have a Kangaroo pouch sewn into my midriff.
Natasha: Is that even safe?
Kate, slowly getting pulled away: Saved me a couple of times from getting lost, it's totally safe.
Yelena:
Yelena: Is there one for adults?
Natasha: Why would you need one for adults?
Yelena: Kate gets lost sometimes, it is pain to look for her in Disneyland.
Kate: Well that's just rude.
Clint: It would be helpful on missions, I guess.
Kate: You're not helping, Clint.
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Random thought before midnight but Jeremy Renner's songs should have been on the Black Widow soundtrack and I will die on this hill.
I mean, listen to this and tell me I'm wrong.
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jonasdirection101 · 5 months
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Someone: “That’s a weird f*cking tone, man.”
Clint, looks between the person and Natasha: “That’s just how she sounds, she has an asshole voice! Nat, tell them they’re ok!”
Natasha, glaring: “Everything’s great.”
Clint, looking at Natasha in disbelief: “Dude.”
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floilee · 7 months
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Natasha: We need to go. Kate, drive!
Kate: YEAH!
Clint throwing the keys: Yelena, you're going on the motorcycle.
Yelena confused: Why?
(Natasha points kate inside the car putting on the seatbelt and adjusting the mirrors)
Natasha: If you go ahead, encourage her to go faster.
Yelena: You're a genius.
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