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ryuto12 · 3 days
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Coco Knew
Coco, 4 shots of espresso and 2 glasses of whiskey into an 8-hour-long strategy meeting: Team RWBY is back! Sun: Are you high right now? Coco: Yes. Anyway my gaydar is going off with a major sighting that can only be your situationship and her unresolved sexual tension with a different blonde Scarlet, two glasses of rum and a vodka shot in: Jaune? Yang, slamming open the doors: Jokes on you, that shits been resolved
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dummybirdnero · 13 days
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the perfect camouflage
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sirazaroff · 26 days
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We are SO fuckin back
Original by @/soup-erb
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arc-misadventures · 2 months
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The Popsicle Comparisons
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Pyrrha: Jaune’s bigger.
Yang: Waaaaaaay bigger!
Nora: Thicker too.
Weiss: My singing career really helped me take it.
Blake: Took me a few tries, but I can reach the end.
Glynda: I can kiss the tip when I sandwich him.
May: I wanna do that…
Velvet: I love his carrot~!
Ruby: I can’t get my hands around it.
Coco: I can’t keep my hands off of it~!
Cinder: Oh, look, it’s my discipline stick~!
Emerald: Yeah, Daddy’s bigger.
Militia: It was fun when we sandwiched it between us.
Melanie: We have to do that again~!
Neo: 🥰🍆💦
Winter: The limp I got was divine~!
Harriet: I pulled so many muscles that day… Worth it~!
Elm: He picked me up like a twig when we did it.
Salem: My ex-husband was a shrimp compared to him.
Willow: I love how he remodelled me to fit him~!
Kali: I’ve never had a human before, but good gods~!
Raven: And, I thought I was a top~!
Summer: We need to do it again, the timing was off.
Sienna: Pro-Faunas on the streets, Pro-Human in the sheets~!
Terra: I’m gay, but when it comes to, Jaune~!
Robyn: I’d be lying if I said it wasn’t divine.
Fiona: The big bad wolf is coming to ravage the poor defenceless lamb again~!
Jessica: Yellow, my one weakness~!
Jinn: You think you know everything, but then you really know everything~!
RWBY Girls: AHHHHHHHH~!
Saphron: …
Saphron: Dibs. I go next.
RWBY Girls: Eh?!
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RSNM: …
Mercury: D-Did you really…?
Jaune: Yeah…
Ren: A-All of them…?
Jaune: Yep…
Sun: One is surprising enough, but all of them?!
Jaune: Shocking, I know…
Neptune: How did that all happen?!
Jaune: Word of mouth.
Ren: Is that metaphorical, or literal?
Jaune: Yes.
Mercury: How can you manage that?!
Jaune: Semblance.
Ren: So… The whole team?
Jaune: Which ones?
Mercury: The bad girls?
Jaune: A few here, and there.
Ren: The teacher?
Jaune: You wouldn’t believe me if I told you.
Sun: The moms?
Jaune: Not all at once. I think…?
Neptune: The faunas chicks?
Jaune: They tend to bite, and scratch…
Mercury: The green ring girl?
Jaune: I still don’t understand the yellow weakness bit.
Sun: The, Relic?
Jaune: There’s some knowledge for you.
Ren: Your sister-in-law?!
Jaune: Was my first.
Mercury: Your sister?!
Jaune: Another brocon. Joy…
RSNM: …
RSNM:
YOU ARE A GOD!!!
Jaune: …
Jaune: No comment.
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hadesisqueer · 1 year
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RWBY Tweets: Canon Bees edition
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psycakes · 4 months
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matching red jewelry
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patchodraws · 17 days
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“Happy for you two, though!”
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juanarc-thethird · 6 months
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Be My House Husband
Guess what! I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more Coco x Jaune! -----------------
Jaune: *Cooking*
Coco: *Looking at him work* Hey Jaune...
Jaune: Hm?
Coco: How do you feel about being a house husband?
Jaune: Sorry?
Coco: I mean you're good at cleaning, cooking, and fixing problems around the house. You are the perfect candidate for the job.
Jaune: Thanks? I guess... But why the question?
Coco: Be my house husband, Jaune.
Jaune: *Confuse* Do you mean like in a work sense?
Coco: No, I want you to marry me.
Jaune: *Blushing* Eh?!
Coco: *Smiling* Gosh, you're so cute when you're blushing.
Jaune: *Upset* Stop making fun of me.
Coco: I'm not. I really want you to be my husband.
Jaune: Yeah right, as if I believed that the coolest girl on the planet would date a moron like me.
Coco: *Serious* Jaune, you're wonderful just the way you are. I love you.
Jaune: *Gasp!* *Red* Y-You-
*TING!* The stove clock goes off
Jaune: T-The food is ready!! I have to tell the othersI! See you later!! *Leaves*
Coco: *Smug* Playing hard to get, huh? You're on.
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chantaldraw · 8 months
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Still thinking about Vacuo redesigns ☕️☕️☕️
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midnightechoes · 10 months
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The funny thing about shipping RWBY characters is that when you stop and think about it, the pairings are really funny. Like, my fave ships are 
Goldilocks & Belle
Red Riding Hood & Pinocchio
Cinderella & a flavor of ice cream
Coco Chanel & the velveteen rabbit
Thor & Mulan
(For any non-RWBY moots, I would be happy to elaborate if interested)
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bloodraven55 · 10 months
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this came to me in a vision
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iamafanofcartoons · 1 year
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Happy Valentine’s Day from AG Nonsuch!
https://twitter.com/AG_Nonsuch/status/1625524905423908864
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dummybirdnero · 24 days
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Beep Beep :D
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WAIT VELVET NOOOOOO
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sirazaroff · 1 month
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To be loved
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arc-misadventures · 4 months
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Ladies Gymwear
Jaune: Damn… who told, Yang that I find sportswear hot?
Coco: You find ladies in sportswear hot? Seriously, I thought you had better taste in woman’s fashion.
Jaune: Coco, my darling fellow woman’s fashion lover, you mean to tell me don’t find that, hot?
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Coco: …
Coco: MmmPh~! That’s hot~!
Jaune: Told you~!
Velvet: What the? Yang, are you wearing my gym clothes?
Yang: And, rocking them~!
Velvet: You’re stretching them! Do you any idea how hard it is to find clothing stores that sell to faunas?!
Yang: Do you have any idea how hard it is to find gym clothes that fit these girls?
Velvet: They’re not even in your size!
Yang: Yeah, they are too tight! MmmmmmH~!
Coco: (Whistles) That ass~!
Jaune: I wish to see them jiggle…
Velvet: Give me back mya gym clothes, ya cunt!
Coco: Uh oh, she gone down under mode; Yang’s gonna get it now.
Yang: Excuse me?! What did you… AHHHH?!
Velvet: Give dem back ya bitch!
Coco: Oh shit, they’re wrestling now.
Jaune: We should probably break them apart.
Coco: We should.
Jaune: …
Coco: …
YV: (Intoxicating groaning sounds)
Coco: …
Jaune: …
Coco: Say, Jaune?
Jaune: Yes, Coco?
Coco: You up for switching girlfriends for a round of fun?
Jaune: I wouldn’t be against it, but why not just the four of us have a little fun all together instead?
Coco: I’m game.
Jaune: great. So when shall we begin then?
Coco: Mmmmm… Five more minutes. My show’s just starting~!
Jaune: Okay then.
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fjtiko · 8 months
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Pillow
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