#Colin Jost

[stevenrogered]

Leslie Knope and April Ludgate reunite on Weekend Update

#snl #snledit #saturday night live #amy poehler #aubrey plaza #april ludgate #leslie knope #parks and rec #parks and recreation #colin jost #weekend update #mystuff #1k

[lostremind]

Parents

#scarlett johansson #colin jost #natasha romanoff #marvel #black widow #natasha romanoff x reader #natasha romanov #natasha x reader #natalia alianovna romanova

[juiles]

I’ll do better pt. 2

This was requested by a singular person but I had been wanting to do this anyway so enjoy!

Summary: After a rough day, y/n and scarlet have a rough night but this time, Scarlett protects her eldest following through on her promise.

Type: angst, fluff

Triggers: panic attack, flashbacks, mentions of child abuse, death (in a dream), guns.

Masterlist!

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Part 1

You sat in your bed later that night after saying goodnight to your mother and Colin yet you couldn’t seem to fall asleep. It wasn’t until closer to 2 am that you finally were able to fall asleep.

Y/N Pov:

I opened my eyes to see myself surrounded by water that was pitch black. I looked up seeing mom and Colin standing on a rock holding Rose and Cosmo. I called out to them but my voice disappeared into the nothingness.

That’s when i turned my head a little and saw him. My dad, standing with a gun pointing it directly at my family. I tried to swim but felt like i was being held down by the water.

“MOM!!!!!” I screamed, my voicing making me flinch back. “MOM PLEASE”

I heard 4 loud bangs and watched as my family all crumbled to the ground. Everything went black and my eyes flew open showing me the TV screen, paused on a scene in black widow with my mom. I heard a scream, later i realized it was my own, and I felt my chest instantly tighten as sobs forced their way through my throat and out of my mouth.

“Mama! Mama!!! Mama please!!”

Scarlett POV:

I heard soft whimpers coming from one of my kids but they settled down pretty fast so I buried myself into Colin’s chest before I heard my eldest scream as if she was being murdered. I bolted up and quickly ran to Y/N’s room, now noting her calling me over and over again.

“Mama! Mama!!! Mama please!!” I flung the door to her room open and saw her clutching at her throat, scratching at it, her whole body wracking with sobs.

I ran over to her bed and immediately placed my hands on her shoulders and looked at her eyes which were glossed over, she didn’t seem to be with me.

“Squirt. You’re okay. You’re with mama.” I said, firmly cupping her cheeks. “Mama has you.”

She scratched at her neck more gasping to get a breath. The last time she acted like this was the night she told me about her father. Thats when i realized, she had woken up and was stuck in a flashback. I pulled her into my arms, locking her arms against her body to stop her scratching. I slid into her bed a little more and pulled her trembling body into mine, her screams turned into sobs as she moved her hands to clutch at my shirt sobbing into my neck.

I sat there and rocked her, one hand running through her hair, the other tracing patterns on her back as she slowly calmed down. Y/N pulled back and looked up at me blinking, her matching green eyes coming back into focus as they landed on me.

“Mama…” Her voice was hoarse as her eyes filled with water again and she buried into my neck once more realizing I was holding her. “You’re alive…”

I noticed her hand was sitting against my chest right above my heart. “Yeah bubs. What happened…?”

“H-he sh-sh-shot you and d-daddy and Rose and C-Cosie… I couldn’t s-save you…”

“Oh bubs… we’re all here. Shall we go check on your siblings? hmm?” I asked pulling back slightly, cupping a cheek with my hand wiping a thumb over her cheek bone. She nodded with a small sniffle. I stood, hoisting her so she was wrapped around me like a koala. She locked her arms around my neck and her legs around my waist after grabbing her baby blanket.

I pushed the door to Cosmos nursery open and walked over to his crib, letting y/n/n look at him before she made grabby hands at him.

“You want dad to come get your siblings and we can all sleep in my bed?” I whispered into my little girls head earning a small nod in return. “Okay.…”

We made our way into my room and sat on the bed next to a concerned looking Colin. “Flashback after a nightmare. Can you go get the littles? We’re having a family cuddle night and no work or school tomorrow.” I said making Colin nod swiftly before he ran off to fetch the other two.

I laid down, y/n/n cuddling into me on her side, one hand clutching my shirt, the other wrapped around her baby blanket. Her head was on my chest and my hands wrapped around her waist, tracing small patterns into her skin. Colin came back in holding a confused and sleepy Rose and Cosmo. The two sniffled but immediately buried into their sister as they were laid down, Colin laid on the other side of the three of them and held them as well.

The next morning, i felt myself start to wake up as Cosmo slowly shuffled his way over to me. “Hi sweet boy…” Hi mumbled rubbing his back as he laid on top of me, y/n had shifted so she had her arms around Rose who was asleep on top of her, one hand clinging to Colin’s shirt in her sleep. Cosmo babbled quietly before he finally looked at me and patted my chest. “Mama miwk.” I laughed as I pulled my shirt up and helped him latch on before i saw my eldest mumble before her eyes opened to lock on mine.

“You’re all here…” She muttered with a small smile before it turned into a frown. “I’m sorry… i didn’t mean to be a burden…” I instantly frowned and cupped her cheek, my heart breaking at the worried look on her face.

“Hey. No. None of that. You are not a burden. You are allowed to need my attention too. Today is all about you squirt. I know i said this yesterday but you are JUST as important to me as Rose and Cosmo. You made me a mama. You are my first baby girl.” I wiped a tear that had fallen off her cheek. “I’m going to do everything in my power to show you how important you are to me and that I am so sorry i ever made you feel like i don’t love you. Because i do my love.”

Y/n broke down into tears again with a huge smile on her face. “I love you mama…”

“I love you to squirt.”

After a while, y/n had fallen back asleep and Cosmo and Rose were now awake and wanting breakfast so i slipped out of bed leaving my husband and eldest asleep as i went downstairs to make pancakes for my family. I had some music playing quietly as the two little ones coloured at the table.

After feeding them and myself i heard a frantic call of my name and then someone bolting down the stairs.

I ran towards the stairs and immediately my 20 year old had barrelled into my arms clinging to me again. “Y-you weren’t there!”

“Oh princess. I’m so sorry! I was making breakfast. That’s all. come eat some pancakes. I’ll sit right beside you the whole time.” She nodded pulling back wiping her eyes.

“I know i’m being clingy… I’m just… i didn’t even know he got out…” She muttered as we made our way towards the kitchen. I took a deep breath.

“That’s my fault pumpkin. I had heard rumours but didn’t believe them… i didn’t want to… he’s not going to hurt us. I called the cops on him when he showed up here. He broke parole by being here.” I pressed a soft kiss into her hair. “He’s gone love.”

She looked up at me with a watery smile making me give her a soft smile back. “I’ll do better.”

Tags: @lostinlifetranslation

#scarlett johansson #avengers imagine #scarlett johansson imagine #scarlett johansson x daughter!reader #scarlett johansson x reader #scarlett johansson x teen!reader #scarlett johansson x platonic!reader #scarlett johansson x you #colin jost #scarlett johansson x kid!reader #scarlett johansson x colin jost #scarlett johansson!mom #celebrity #celebrity imagines

[weekendlamps]

Weekend Update: CJ Rossitano on Winning the SNL Ticket Lottery, aired 4.2.2024

(image description under readmore)

3 gifs of Sarah Sherman dressed as “CJ”, similar to Colin Jost, who is interviewing her.

1. CJ: I'm dating this gorgeous girl who's the lead actress in all the school plays, and no onecan figure out why she's with me.

2. CJ: Anything like that ever happen to you, Colin?

3. Colin, laughing: Nope!

#snl #saturday night live #*snl #snledit #*gifs #* #sarah sherman #colin jost #colinjostedit #sarahshermanedit

[togrowoldinv]

They’re so cute 😭

#i love them so much #scarlett johansson #colin jost #how can they be so adorable #I love that she doesn’t even laugh at all of his jokes #and he just keeps making them #the story about their kids 🥹 #Youtube

[americanass1981]

New/Old Chris Evans photo with wife Alba baptista, Scarlett Johansson and husband Colin jost and Stanley Tucci

From here

#chris evans #cevans #alba baptista #scarlett johansson #colin jost #stanley tucci #Instagram

[waltermis]

Bitch... when was this?!

#Scarlett johansson #colin jost

[thelonesomequeen]

https://twitter.com/whatsupscarlett/status/1721581669587755415?t=RWB_pJkwXdb1FTaoIVYKxQ&s=19

Chris, alba, scarlett, colin, and stanley last year

Thank you! 🧜🏻‍♀️

#Chris Evans #scarlett johnasson #stanley tucci #alba baptista #colin jost

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

Michael Che is gonna get this man shot

#talkin #tik tok #snl #colin jost #michael che #scarlett johansson #coretta scott king

[bbfun55]

#colin jost

[lostremind]

#Scarlett johansson #Colin jost #natasha romanoff #marvel #black widow #natasha romanoff x reader

[juiles]

Masterlist!

❈: kid!reader ✩: partner!reader ✲: platonic!reader (thats not their kid)

✿: fluff ⁑: angst ❃: hurt/comfort

REQUESTS! (open)

Taglist!

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Actors:

Scarlett Johansson:

Scarlett's love ❈ ✿⁑

Mama will always keep you safe ❈ ✿⁑

I'll do better Pt 2 ❈ ✿⁑

I will love you for the rest of your life ❈ ✿⁑❃

I will always need you my love ❈✿❃

Overwhelmed ❈ ❃

All too well ❈ ❃

Elizabeth Olsen:

I will love you for the rest of your life ✲⁑✿❃

I’m always by your side ❈ ✿

Colin Jost:

I'll do better ✲⁑✿❃

Avengers cast:

Horror movie queen

Marvel:

Natasha Romanoff:

You are my world ❈❃

Mama will always protect you ❈⁑

The best moms in the multiverse ❈✿

I will be your mama forever ❈ ❃

Wanda Maximoff:

I am crazy in love with you ✿✩

The best moms in the multiverse ❈✿

You are my world ✩❃

I will be your mama forever ✲ ❃

Wandanat:

Why me? ✩ ⁑ ✿

Sticking out sucks masterlist.

Hiding it ✩ ⁑ ✿

Sick bug ✩ ✿

We’re always with you ✩ ⁑ ✿

Steve Rogers:

Just a normal day ❈ ✿

#masterlist #marvel #the avengers #wanda maximoff #natasha romanoff #colin jost #elizabeth olsen #scarlett johansson #mcu #mcu imagine #marvel imagine #avengers imagine

[loveabuser14]

Unravel Me.

Scarlett Johansson X g!pReader

18+ (You are responsible for your own media consumption but please be respectful and be 18+ before reading my fic.)

Age-gap

Fluff, smut and angst

What happens when the woman you meet at the bar, takes you back to her hotel, fucks you then turns out to be someone you can't exactly avoid.

Problem is.

Do you even really want to avoid her?

This is an AU. Scarlett is not an actress however she is still the co-founder of The Outset.

Everything is fictional (with the exception of certain names), and plots are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.

Chapter 1.

Chapter 2.

Chapter 3.

Chapter 4.

Chapter 5.

Chapter 6.

Chapter 7.

Chapter 8.

Chapter 9.

Chapter 10.

#scarlett johansson #scarlett johansson x reader #scarlett johansson x g!p reader #Scarlett Johansson smut #scarlett johansson angst #Scarlett Johansson fluff #unravel me series #scarlett johansson x reader smut #Scarlett Johansson X Reader angst #Scarlett Johansson X Reader fluff #lizzie olsen #brie larson #colin jost

[lovelyy-moonlight]

#scarlett johansson #colin jost #2023 #nyc #holiday party #new york #merry xmas #merry christmas #happy holidays #celebrity #celebrities

[whiteshipnightjar]

Andy Samberg and Colin Jost feat. Joanna Newsom in Radarte’s sweater form with Andy

#andy samberg #no joanna but he took her with him in a sweater form and i find that unbearably cute haha #also what a dashing beard + glasses dad look with his favorite jacket lol #colin jost #joanna newsom #sorta joanna but i’ll keep it in my tag for her she was there with him in sweater #i can’t figure out if it’s at last night’s critics choice after party or not but it kinda seems so idk

[waltermis]

HANDS OFF MY WIFE MAN!!

#Scarlett johansson #Snl #colin jost