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yesandor · 7 months
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spiterunsmylife · 2 years
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deerlette · 8 months
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The end of season 3 was such peak drama for literally nothing and I love that for them. Afraid for what this latest season may have in store but always hoping for more druhmah 🌚✨ please
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nanawritesit · 8 months
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WWDITS Headcanons: You Having the Opposite Aesthetic of Everyone Else at the Vampire Residence (fem!reader)
tw: vampires, blood, corpses, mentions of killing, mentions of virgins, immortality
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you were brought into the house to work as nadja and laszlo’s familiar
after having so many familiars die on the job, they had pretty much lost hope that they would ever find one that was right for them
so when you of all people, with your brightly colored hair, glittery makeup, long nails, and hot pink platform boots, were still around after a few weeks, they knew you were special 💞
of course they had their doubts at first, thinking you were much too soft for the job based on your cute aesthetic, but you surprised them with how tough you were
you had no problem finding them victims, cleaning up blood stains, and disposing of corpses. the promise of eternal life was much too great for you to give up because of some gore
nadja is overjoyed to have another woman in the house, and quickly becomes more of a bestie than a boss (as long as you do all of your duties as a familiar too)
she requires you to attend weekly “girls nights” with her, the guide, and mini nadja, but even if they weren’t mandatory, you’d happily go along
sometimes you’ll get all dressed up and go clubbing, taking everyone’s drinks for them since they can’t ingest human food
you stick out like a sore thumb in your pink sequin mini dress and heels, the rest of them shrouded in black lace, but you have an amazing time regardless. they really know how to party!
but sometimes you just have sleepovers where you watch mamma mia and talk shit about all the men in the house
laszlo didn’t take you seriously at first. he never really saw the appeal of having a familiar, thinking he got along just fine without one, but wanted to please his good lady wife
he could never understand how nandor was so attached to guillermo. he was just some human who followed him around and did his bidding
that was, until you came along
he found it was really nice to have someone to practice his music with, to organize his library for him, to help him into his coffin every night… and after a while he really grew quite fond of you
which scared him, because he knew how fragile human life was
but that only made him want to keep you under his wing more, to protect you until the day him and nadja decided to turn you
they love having you accompany them on their nightly walks, carrying their parasol behind them as they bask in the moonlight
they’re super protective of you, especially from people who assume you’re an easy target because of your looks
like, if anyone tries to mess with you around them, lazslo will yell at them to go fuck off, and nadja will practically go feral and rip their heart out
you’ll have to BEG her not to hurt them for her to even CONSIDER letting them go 💀
nandor pretty much falls in love with you upon first sight
he absolutely adores your style, loving how unique it is compared to anyone else he knows
he tries and fails to flirt with you all the time while you’re working, until nadja eventually yells at him to leave you to your chores, and he’ll scuttle away bc he’s scared of her 😀
he sometimes asks you to do his makeup like yours, saying he wants to “glitter like twilight”
his undead heart stops when you lean close to his face to do his eyeliner 🥺
he desperately wants to ask you out but is terrified of what nadja would do to him should you agree
she thinks you’re MUCH too good for him
he eventually goes to laszlo for help, since he’s such an “expert” on modern women 💀
he agrees to help him, but tells him that if you guys start dating and he hurts you, he’ll kill him 😗
guillermo is honestly just so thrilled to have another human in the house to sympathize with him 😭
the two of you quickly become partners in crime, dragging bodies down the stairs together and recruiting virgins for your vampires to feast on
he also wouldn’t hesitate to slay any vampire who tried to feed on you
you always stick up for him when the vampires aren’t taking him seriously, which helps since they all value your opinion tremendously
nandor gets a bit jealous when he finds out that you and guillermo get lunch together everyday 😭
guillermo admittedly gets a bit jealous when you’re turned into a vampire before he is, but is obviously very happy for you
but since nandor has such a soft spot for you, you’re able to convince him to turn guillermo sooner :) that way you can be a big happy vampire family forever
collin robinson thinks you’re quite entertaining, although he gets frustrated at the fact that you somehow always dodge all of his attempts to drain your energy
when you go out on the town with everyone, you have major scary dog privilege
when you walk by, people see a pretty pink princess 💞
and then they see the three huge, dramatically dressed vampires, one emotionless suited man, and one monster slayer walking behind you and they’re like oh shit nvm 💀
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sizzling-eggs · 8 months
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"Guillermo, do you think I am an idiot?" 'Say no" "No." Im crying why does he do this. they are all idiots I LOVE THEMwha
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indecisivebitch3000 · 6 months
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i want to know what laszlo, nadja, nandor, and collin robinson think a documentary is, because they freaked the fuck out when they thought the news found out they were vamps but they’ve also allowed a docu crew to follow them around for years. like. my guys. my dudes. watch a documentary
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jeirtza · 7 months
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something that's so funny to me in wwdits is the vampires can run at superhuman speeds but they just. choose not too, for some reason, and they jog around instead
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deadatdarkmore · 8 months
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Speaking of which the new episode had some really interesting implications for Collin! It's mentioned last season that Collin was 100 when he "died" and that he was "born" in the 1920s right, but in the new episode he mentions having dated David Crockett, who was alive in the 1700-1800. Meaning that when he was reborn last season it wasn't his first time doing so, but also that he didn't remember the being reborn stuff but does have memories from his previous lives.
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killer-wizard · 1 month
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WHY IS COLLIN ROBINSON IN MY LAWYER SHOW
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vampfangzzz · 15 days
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he is reading twilight for the millionth time
(click it for way better quality!! :> )
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bovinebeauty · 8 months
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ok fuck this
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bigtiddygandalf · 1 year
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dirk gently’s holistic detective agency: these energy vampires are four anarchist punks that travel around in a van with their resident chronically ill girl, committing property damage and arson
what we do in the shadows: this energy vampire is just Some Guy™
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I’m gonna cry. If nandermo doesn’t end up cannon, I’m gonna RAGE
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vapmie · 3 months
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Guillermo got everybody gifts for a Xmas a holiday not associated with the G-man totally
I just wanted to doodle something cute
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unsaludomaida · 1 year
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sizzling-eggs · 9 months
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can we talk about how Guillermo tells bedtime stories to nandor probably on a daily basis??? like he tucks Nandor in his little coffin and just tells him stories. like how cute is that. But like its probably all off cam and the only reason we get to see it cuz the crew is more bold now or they just got more comfortable with the crew over the years. This really adds another layers to those time guillermo leaves..... and just how much of theyre relation progress and everything that we dont really see cuz they happen off cam.
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