SELECT/START: LEGEND OF ZELDA TOTK REVIEW
THIS WEEK: OVERWATCH fans are upset at the latest news regarding BLIZZARDS announcement on PVE for the game.
NETHERREALM announces the rebirth of MORTAL KOMBAT.
Then in our FINAL STAGE I give my full thoughts on the record setting Nintendo blockbuster. Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom.
In this edition of A.C.M.G. presents TALK TIME LIVE EXTRA: SELECT/START
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A brief coelacanth cameo in the Animal Crossing: New Horizons: Deserted Island Diary manga by KOKONASU☆RUMBA
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Would the Doomguy survive castle dracula? (I should specify, I mean the Doomguy not the Doomslayer. They are the same person technically, but at different points in time, and the early Doom continuity is very different from the modern one. Doomslayer has the whole demigod thing going on and is in the 2016 game and eternal, Doomguy is from Dooms 1, 2, Final, and 64. So basically, he's an ordinary man, albeit a very strong man, who is proficient with a variety of firearms, has been to Hell 3-5 times, and keeps getting kicked out for killing to many demons. Also, his great-grandpa beat the angel of death in a fight once, if that counts for anything)
So you'd think so, right? But consider, Castle Dracula play's on Doomguy's greatest weakness:
KEYS.
Castle Dracula is composed of doors, doors, doors, all of them locked. Doomguy needs a blue key. He has a red key. He makes it through the 'not technically locked' door into the secret area and finds... a yellow key. (Does Doomguy sleep? I don't think he sleeps so he leaves the ladies wing again when he discovers it contains no grenade launchers). IF he makes it down to the ruined chapel to loot Dracula's "corpse" the best he can find is a green key. None of the doors have green locks. He's in his own personal hell and he's been to actual Hell.
Now it's tempting to say that Doomguy's whole job is to blast fiends back to the pit with extreme prejudice. But coming in to Castle Dracula guns a-blazing isn't usually a winning strategy, especially when all you start with is your sidearm. Dracula is not considerate enough to leave boxes of chainsaws or BFGs or the things that turns enemies into chickens just sitting around his Castle. This isn't some fully equipped Martian military base that just happened to open a portal to Hell, this is Dracula's home, and he's prepared for his visitor extensively. Who do you think left all those frustratingly mismatched keys lying around?
Now the real question is: can Castle Dracula run Doom? And I suppose that depends on how heavily Dracula has invested in the new Nintendo trading card company, or perhaps the computing power of three Girlies worth of organized dust motes...
In conclusion, Doomguy can not survive Castle Dracula
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LGBTPOPCULT BEST OF 2023 AWARDS 🏆
Best film, drama
The Color Purple
Best film, comedy
Bottoms
Best animated film
Harley Quinn: A Very Problematic Valentine's Day Special
Best TV Series, drama
Monarch Legacy of Monsters
Best TV Series, comedy
Lucky My Love
Best animated TV series
Harley Quinn the Animated Series
Best International Series
wtFOCK
Best Reality Show
Love Allways
Best variety show or comedy special
Wanda Sykes, I'm an entertainer
Best Video Game
Little Goody Two Shoes
Best Novel
The Fiancee Farce
Best Comic book title or graphic novel
Poison Ivy
Best Song
Not My Fault, Renee Rapp
Best Music Album
REVERSA - Carol Biazin
Best Online Content Creator
Eden Morrissey
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