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roach-works · 13 hours ago
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X: okay quick quiz for the groupchat, three guesses on what this is:
X: [picture attached]
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O: toy spaceship.
M: the legs are all wrong for a ship its probably some kind of agricultural tool
H: You’re both wrong, that’s an arbitrary machine.
M: an ARBITRARY machine wtf
O: yeah wtf arbitrary how can a machine be arbitrary???
M: yeah is it a machine or not
H: The same forces that developed the first machines on our home planet actually function on a galactic scale.
O: oh don’t tell me you're religious.
H: I’m not religious, it’s a scientific fact that machines evolve on exoplanets too. Whether or not god exists, something in the universe takes planets of a certain size and water content and produces functional machines.
O: no!
M: okay if its not god making the machines what is it
O: who cares about that! what about the machine in the picture!!
X: it’s a crab. it evolved on earth.
M: but whats it DO
X: mostly, it gets eaten by humans.
M: what
O: no!!
M: but humans are tiny
O: is that machine just like CRAZY SMALL??
X: yes and yes. unfortunately for all of us, tiny humans have had no problems adjusting from eating machines much smaller than them to eating machines several hundred times their size.
M: but that thing is an alien machine and the humans are alien vermin because they are aliens so how come they can eat our regular ship made out of normal meat
X: as far as i know? god has a sense of humor.
O: NO!!!
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comparativetarot · a day ago
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The Prodigy. Art by Marcail Madorum, from the Guide to the Strange and Eternal Tarot Deck.
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ashingtongreen · 3 months ago
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It's been a hot minute since i baked my weird bread 🦀
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crab-justice · 5 months ago
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"Crocodiles have been around for millions of years without changing-" SHUT UP. Crab has been around for longer
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teathattast · a month ago
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pokecinizated · 7 months ago
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kingvirtueisdead · 4 months ago
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I POSTED THE GIF AND SOMEBODY SAID IT NEEDS THE KOTH THEME OVER IT AND I'M FUCKING WHEEZING HOLY SHIT
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that-crazy-australian · 6 months ago
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figdays · 4 months ago
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Preorder Jace Crab Plush Friend // MadeinUrbana
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seiya234 · 6 months ago
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THE BOY RETURNS
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platycryptus · 9 months ago
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Giant hermit crab (Petrochirus diogenes)
This specimen is relatively small. P. diogenes is the world’s second-largest hermit crab species, growing large enough to inhabit a full sized queen conch shell and beaten only by the terrestrial coconut crab, which is a hermit crab that stops using shells when it matures.
I can only assume that the the “diogenes” in its name comes from some parallel drawn between the hermit crab’s shell and the philosopher’s habit of sleeping in a large jar.
(Florida, 2/27/21)
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cuteness--overload · 4 months ago
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Sound on: Okay but why does this work so well
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bebemoon · 24 days ago
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pillboxes for mermaids: (top) victorian (1898) sterling silver hand-chased seashell-shaped pillbox, and (bottom) a very rare edwardian (1902) sterling silver crab-shaped pillbox .
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warplanerubdown · 11 months ago
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“Meet the Shame-faced Crab”
Thank you, I will!
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