#Crabulous

[mbari-blog]

Crabby, but make it cute 🦀😘⁠

This decadent decapod, Paralithodes sp., is also known as a king crab. Spiny king crabs crawl across the seafloor in search of their next meal, which can range from other crabs and sea stars to dead animals or other organic material that sinks from the surface waters above. These crabs are found at depths between 150 and 700 meters (500 and 2,300 feet) and can grow up to 15 centimeters (six inches) across.

#MBARI #DeepSea #SeaLife #ocean #crabby #ButMakeItCute #CRABulous

[boudicathebrave]

[id copied from alt text: photo of a paper and ink drawing of a crab with a human face running at the viewer. The grimacing face is in the middle of the crab's body and it's running on human legs with action lines in the background. Text says "Crabulous wants to know your location."]

My own rendition of Jacob Drawfee's Crabulous!

The Project for Awesome charity livestream is still ongoing for another 12 or so hours and the tiltify will be up for a couple days after that! There's still time to vote for the charities you want to receive the funds and to donate!

#project for awesome #p4a #p4a2023 #vlogbrothers #drawfee #crabulous #jacob andrews #fanart

[lemme-overthink-about-it]

Now that is crabulous.

#p4a2023 #p4a #project for awesome #crabulous #drawfee #vlogbrothers

[crab-superiority]

#crab #crabulous

[stormshadow-nightwatcher]

Crabulo.us

My pronouns are just ‘she’, because I’ll never be her.

#crab #crabulous #art

[montereybayaquarium]

Enjoy the delicate dance of this dreamy deep-sea decapod!

With a leg-span of up to 12 feet, Japanese spider crabs are sublimely suited to tiptoe through the whale bones.

#monterey bay aquarium #feeling crabulous #crabs just wanna have fun #the longer the crab legs the better the hug #Youtube

[crabsinvideogames]

Sonic Dream Team (Prerelease)

#crabs in games #dr. crabulous #sonic dream team #sonic series #prerelease

[spyglassrealms]

Top contenders for "funniest name I've ever given a Pokémon"

And the winner, champion of champions, most original joke ever made:

#spy is funny #fun fact #ORB PF was originally supposed to be ORB OF DOOM but I fucked up #so now he's just ORB PF #honorable mentions include: #guybert the geodude #crabulous the dwebble #vapelord the koffing #Freud the shiny hypno #Paulyp the corsola #get it. Paul. Polyp. it's funny to me at least #and last but not least #lickussy the lickitung #yeah I'm not proud of that one but it does crack me up #pokemon #videogames

[thoughtofadumbteenprotagonist]

just like a male peacock has his bright feathers to attract a mate I, too, shall attract a mate with my funky socks

#funky socks are an attractive attribute #I will stand by this #ps my current socks are pink with red crabs on #and say *totally crabulous* #tell me that doesn’t make me downright fuckable #I dare you #funky socks #science #wright writes #jokes #I’m so funny #laugh dammit

[val-velociraptor]

fish danger days ... party poisson ... kobra cod ... fin ghoul ... jet star(fish) ... its the true lives of the crabulous krilljoys

#mcr #my chemical romance #my chemical fucking romance #danger days

[sonichedgeblog]

You can also play as Amy against the Dr. Crabulous boss in 'Sonic Dream Team'!

#sonic dream team #sega #sonic #sonic the hedgehog

[purpleisnotacolor]

Since you are not user funded,

All through the hellsite, Tumblr...

I send the crabulence and swag Into your house, into your dash Into your tags, into your feed Into your links, into your head

Upon your layout, on your peeps Upon your mutuals in your feed Into your dreams, into your sleep 'Til the debts paid, 'till the ads yield.

I send the swarm, I send the horde Thus saith the Lord!

"Once I called you mutual Once I thought the chance To make you laugh Was all I ever wanted"

I send the laughter and the cries I send the crab memes raining down

"And even now I wish the site needed another Serving as your foe on its behalf Is the last thing that I wanted"

I send the memes of swarming crabs On every blog, live and shut-down

"This is our home. All this hate and defamation, How it tortures me inside. All the users who will suffer From your stubbornness and pride"

I send crustaceans on the wind Such as the world has never seen On every post, on every knob Until the crabs cover the screen

I send my cringe, I send my binge Thus saith the Lord

"You who I called mutual Why must you call down another blow?"

I send my cringe, I send my binge

"Make Tumblr profitable!"

Thus saith the Lord

Thus saith the Lord

...

"You who I called mutual How could you act like this corp' has soul? This is what they wanted"

I send the swarm, I send the horde

"Then let my heart be hardened And never mind how deep the debt may grow

This will still be so Tumblr will never be profitable

Thus saith the Lord

"Thus saith the Lord"

"we must not

make

tumblr

profaitable"

#crab day #crab day 2023 #prince of egypt #lyric parody

[montereybayaquarium]

Creeping up on the weekend 🦀

#monterey bay aquarium #California king crab #molting til Monday #have a crabulous weekend #crub crib creb creeb crob crab #everything eventually becomes crab #carcinisation