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Mammon, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Thirteen, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids
MC: What the fuck are you guys doing?
Thirteen: Playing systemic oppression
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(Y/N): Hey Captain, did you get my report?
Price: Yeah, I looked it over. Nice work.
(Y/N): Good. Thanks, dad.
Price: ...
Ghost: ...
Soap: ...
Gaz: ...
(Y/N): Why is everyone staring at me?
Gaz: You just called Price ‘Dad’. You said, ‘Thanks, dad.’
(Y/N): What? No, I didn’t. I said, ‘Thanks, man.’
Price: Do you see me as a father figure?
(Y/N): No. If anything, I see you as a bother figure ‘cause you’re always bothering me.
Ghost: Hey! Show your father some respect.
(Y/N): I didn’t call him dad!
Price: No, no-no-no. I take it as a compliment.
Soap: It’s not a big deal. I called my ex ‘mom’ once.
(Y/N): Guys, jump on that. Soap has psycho-sexual issues.
Gaz: Old news. But you calling Price ‘daddy’-
(Y/N): Hey, ‘daddy’ is not on the table here.
Graves: But you did call him ‘dad’, dude.
(Y/N): You shut up, you’ve done nothing but lie since you got here.
Graves: Alright, alright, I was lying about the hold-up, but that thing... that happened.
(Y/N): Aha! He admitted that his alibi was a lie. It was a trap. All part of my crazy, devious plan.
Price: I believe you.
(Y/N): Thank you.
Price: ...kid
(Y/N): ...
Price: You wanna talk about it later, over a... game of catch?
(Y/N) ...I’d like that...
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nagi w/ an s/o who's a lot like him (yes this rq is bc im a lot like nagi what ab it)
## — “𝐋𝐀𝐙𝐘 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐒”
𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 ! 𝘯𝘢𝘨𝘪 𝘹 𝘭𝘢𝘻𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳
𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘴 ! 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘩 𝘪 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘮 𝘳𝘦𝘲𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘦 😞 , mb this is short 😞
𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 ! 𝘯𝘰𝘯𝘦
— ★ seishiro and you are the same exact kind of person
— ★ thats why you guys are so well together !
— ★ like if hes super tired (as always) and your super tired (as always), youll slump your weight on his shoulder and he’ll sleep on your head
— ★ when reos around? yeah he suddenly does NOT want to be there
“reo how come you treat nagi like a princess but not me”
“y/n… i dont have enough BACK STRENGTH to carry both of you”
“you suck balls, reo”
— ★ if you also love games then its a win win bc youll never feel neglected bc of his games or anything— you just have to PLAY WITH HIM
— ★ lets you sleep on his lap when hes gaming
— ★ cuddles. a LOT of them
— ★ he loves to lay his head on your chest, or when you lay your head on his
— ★ man is GIANT. so you best believe his posture is ass from all that slumping
— ★ your posture is probably ass too ngl..
— ★ has a bunch of pictures of you sleeping in his camera roll (not in a weird way)
— ★ pouts when he sees u sleeping without him
— ★ if u sleep with a stuffed animal consider that shit gone because when he saw u cuddling it he SAW RED…. mans threw it in the garbage bc he got jealous of it..
— ★ sigh, in conclusion…. nagi is best boy
@/ilovesillycats
plz don’t copy my work 😞
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