#Creepy Neighbour

[zombie-cucumber05]

#mystery #creepy #secret neighbor #creepy neighbour #watch out #conspiracy

[madebyannalam]

Rant: What I wish I could've said to the weird neighbour

What part of my general demeanour says "I am ok for you to engage with me"?

What does a lady need to do to get the point across?!

Showing an unnatural interest in lady's morning commutes is already questionable.

Trying to engage with her, even if you're standing on your side of the road, especially when she's waiting for the bus on her own, is not cool. Doubly so when she's already gone out of her way to ignore you/treat you like you're part of the scenery. Triple that when she's had to, on at least 2 occassions, shout at you to stay away from her (no swear words were used there).

Your refusal to take a hint has resulted in, among other things, said lady losing sleep and having to mentally rehearse her response for the next time she has to endure your odious society for any amount of time.

Sincerely,

A fed up 30-something year old

#creepy neighbour #he won't leave me alone #he's old enough to be my dad

[frogchiro]

naaahhh the neighbour nikolai makes me FERAL !! not request but IT DID SOMETHING TO ME

THANK YOU bc it did stuff to me too ;;

Like...He's just be a real sleaze y'know? :( and I imagine he'd be very pushy, almost forceful with physical touch, even more than Simon!

Anytime he sees you in the hall he gets this smirking, gleeful expression as if he got the mouse, huge and thick arms stretched out and pulling you into a tight, one armed hug and crushing you into his thick, strong chest making you drown and dizzy from his strong musky and masculine scent :(

I imagine sometimes Nik would be slightly drunk too and he couldn't keep his thoughts inside and he'd just growl under his breath as you walk by him and greet him sweetly how he'd 'stuff that pussy until it would leak' and laughing at the squeak you let out bc you heard him ://

#kin speaks #asks #interactions #he's awful #but i love writing for my creepy and weird men♡ #sleazy neighbour au #sleazy neighbour!nikolai #cod x reader #cod mw x reader #nikolai x reader #nikolai mw2 #nikolai call of duty #cod nikolai

[smittyxtv]

⚠️ SPONGEBOB SAUCY NIGHTMARE 2

Spongebob steps out to ask Squidward if he saw Gary, unknowingly diving head first into nightmare sauce...

#bob sponge #spongeward #spongebon squarepants #spongebob squarepants #spongebob squidward #spongebob memes #spongebob #squidward tentacles #squidward #gary the snail #adult swim #rick and morty #creepy aesthetic #creepy art #creepypasta #creepycore #wtf is going on #wtf #cursed #smittyxtv #inscryption #pony island #thats not my neighbor #thats not my neighbour milkman #doki doki literature club #gaming #zombie #apocalypse #bikini bottom #nightmare fuel

[shaunashoochiebae]

me making up lies for attention

#lesbian #wlw #unsure how to tag this #bubble pop electric #my creepy neighbour is looking at me with his binoculars again #tiktok #please #help #they call me #nepo baby #i’m not a baby #i am 45

[raceweek]

im sorry can we go back to you casually dropping that you caught pneumonia from keeping your heating off twice....what?? 😭 😭 😭

LMAOOOO so second year of uni me and my friends shared a five bedroom house and i was on the top floor with a tiny radiator (and the exercise bike that was left by the previous tenants) to keep me warm bc we were all poor and didn’t put the heating on like. ever. this is my housemate coming up to my room to visit me💀💀💀💀

#we would just basically all have permanent colds and then twice mine developed into pneumonia #there was one day also known as the worst day of my life where i found out my best mate had a creepy stalker crush on me and came to my room #to tell me whilst i was in bed with pneumonia and then the neighbours came to my house to shout at me because we woke her guinea pigs up #when we were getting to go out the night before. bc i literally went to stefflon don with pneumonia. my uni experience was….i could go on #*getting ready to go out #asks #anon #tw exercise #tw illness

[neon-angels-system]

finally listening to The Magnus Archives and. tumblr and previously twitter has mislead me on what the plot of this podcast is.

#I'm sure we get more into the character-driven stuff later on #but the first few episodes are actually just episodic horror stories that are kinda connected #unlike the dimension-hopping and wear.. fear allegiance stuff I've seen in fanart #I've heard it's really good though so. we'll see! #the narration is certainly great even if the horror stories are a little underwhelming so far #like. they're fine. but they're just regular 'creepy' short stories #hoping it goes the nightvale route of episodic except for when it isn't and it gets really plot-heavy #but 'oh noooo my neighbour got replaced! he had creepy notebooks and was paranoid and then I watched an arm enter his window!' #wasn't really what I was expecting #at least the narrator characters for the short stories are interesting as well

[aratinafaghat]

I can’t be the only one that when the recent lore in Riptide 93 started up I just could not get my head around it. Had no clue and focussing on it? Nahhhh I dunno what that is sorry. Idk what it was, I really wanted to I just have no clue how to process that part? It’s weird

#tophat talks #jrwi riptide #big fan of seeing all the channel 5 riptiders take over the tags with shit that should be saved for Google #riptide cast who stars in the channel 5 drama? #like that tag can just be put in google and they’d get the answer #heyyyy channel fivers btw heyyyyyyyyyyyy #watch me go insane about this show about pirates. though I suppose you’d have to go to channel 4 to see that? #sorry I won’t our flag you too sorry sorry sorryyyyy #sounds a bit happier than this riptide show though. what’s this about a ‘creepy’ neighbour? #anyways I think I got a bit carried away with this rip #-tide #🤭 #anyhow #just roll with it riptide #riptide spoilers #JRWI riptide 93 #bye sanity. will miss you sorely

[butterthatdldo]

I hope the visual onslaught of horror vacui will obscure the crimes against morality commited on this page..

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[mika-mania]

I'M SORRY BUT HAVE YOU HEARD THIS???!

I knew Max has the voice of an angel but I never realized it's this incredible. Absolutely adorable human being ❤️

#on this blog we stan mika but we also stan all the people who make his performances so special #and max is such a wonderful musician #max taylor #creepy neighbour max

[iliveinprocrasti-nationn]

diversity win! the person who wants to sneak into your backyard when you’re not home is queer!

#i need my neighbour to leave and i need to steal his blackberries #he has a bunch growing in his yard too rn and i am so deadset on taking them but i don’t want to interact w him at all bc he’s creepy #my post

[cruelsister-moved2]

does anyone know what it means that there was a dead woodpecker right outside my door yesterday and as I came up to it, it literally sat up in the wind like it was staring at me but obviously dead. and then that little wren fledgling flew right up to me, and then today i saw either an injured or fledgling crow that clearly couldn't fly properly.... omens of some kind

#it was a lesser spotted woodpecker they are really rare #and i love woodpeckers #it was soooo creepy i wouldnt go outside #my neighbour got rid of it for me> #__< #and i tired to help the crow but I couldn't get anywhere near it at all

[anti-mf]

A serious offense Multiple offenses require a house visit for an in-person apology.

I won't feel better until i see that it's for real.

#i'll never forgive since it'll never happen #we're not friends if you've never visited #just a creepy neighbour continuing to be an unwelcome creep

[tom-zane]

holy shit that dog lady is so anxious about everything possibly going wrong, it made me anxious as well 😭

ma'am, no, i'm not planning to rob your house or sell your dog or lose your house key, please, i'm just trying to do my job here

#but hey seems like i've got the job #may have to fight the creepy neighbour that tried to intimidate her at her door but well #i'm not even joking why is everything connected to that woman so weird 😭🤣 #personal

[aetheros]

anyone know canadian laws surrounding renting neighbours constantly harassing and antagonizing you to the point you can’t leave your own house, or have peace and quiet inside your house because of them? like any idea what we can do to get them to fucking stop or get out?

#(1) harasses us every time we go outside (2) racist comments #(3) constant noise bylaw violations (4) deliberately parks jacked up bike AGAINST our house & revs it repeatedly (whole house vibrates) #(5) attacks anyone on the street that disagrees w him or calls him out #(6) straight up on drugs every day (7) spreads lies about us to get other neighbours to hate us ?? #(8) makes fun of my 11yo sister w a learning disability and makes creepy comments about her #like can we get this pos evicted with enough complaints?

[frogchiro]

Also I was thinking about something slightly...darker i guess?? I'm in a very weird headspace rn and this is my therapy

cw: legal age gap, creepy Simon and generaly unsettling behavior, obsessive and possessive Ghost, he's a pushy dick in this and very much a scumbag, he kinda gets off on seeing you helpless

How about reader who got recently kicked out by her shitty parents, 'she's now an adult and needs to start acting like that', except now she's barely in her 20's with little to nothing to her name except her clothes, the little money she managed to save over the years and a job as a waitress in a small café.

Putting together the saving she manages to rent out an apartment that was almost suspiciously cheap, not to mention the shady landlord who only contacted her through the phone but she couldn't just crash at her friend's place forever.

The moment you arrived at the destination you knew why was the place so ridiculously cheap; this build was...something. An old dilapitating apartment building, four stories high with old wooden-framed windows, some of them smashed. Empty beer bottles laid smashed next to the stairs mixing with cigarette butts, graffiti covered the ground floor walls and a very sad looking patch of grass that you think was supposed to be a garden were solemnly staring back at you as if taunting 'come on, try and run'.

Imagine sleazy neighbour Simon, dishonorably discharged from the army and now living in this shithole too, who takes a deep interest in the pretty young thing that moved in recently, almost growling when he first caught your scent; fresh and kinda sweet, feminine and clean. Definitely not the smells that he's accustomed to here: stale cigarettes, the stench of alcohol and wet dirt and fuck knows what else those creepy fuckers are concocting in their holes in here.

You're clearly new to...this. Simon can almost taste it; you were probably kicked out after pa and ma decided they're done with you...But who could throw out a pretty flower like you? Soft, trembling body, wide doe eyes almost brimming with tears of fright, fuck it does things to him.

Simon sure as hell wouldn't mind the company of a soft young woman like you, and he's pretty sure you wouldn't mind being protected and taken care of by a big, strong male like himself, right?

Even if you do, it's not like you have any say in that.

#kin speaks #what do we think of this? #this was kinda inspired by both the weather here since its cold and bleak asf #and an old apartment building i recently saw😭 #plus i was toying around with the idea of a dark sleazy ghost for a while now #cod x reader #cod mw x reader #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley cod #simon ghost riley #simon riley