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cfstuff · 8 hours
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one day i will draw a comic that isn't bitterly halfassed but today is not that day
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goosefan96 · 10 months
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People describe shoebill storks as being scary or ugly birds and always use one image to make their point. When in every other photo they look like this
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More like shoebill dork
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fimbry · 9 months
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Whole ass man in my kitchen slamming cabinets for attention.
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zenniefox · 2 months
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This is Perth Pinkie, a long-time friend of Whiskey's. He knows his way around The Burrows, including places where he's not meant to be. There's no place inaccessible with this guy at your disposal, that is if you're really good friends with him.
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fionaapplerocks · 6 months
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For fellow vacuum cleaner nerds who have been wondering, the yellow vacuum cleaner featured in the Fiona Apple 'Criminal' video is the Miele S380 in curry yellow.
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herewegobebe · 3 months
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TAEMIN | Criminal ✦ Metamorph
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awesomecooperlove · 2 months
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HILLARY ROTHAM CLINTON… WEAKED WICH WHO SOLD HER SOUL TO THE DEVIL FOR MONEY, FAME AND POWER
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i learned who was the smartest criminal in history
Do you know the story of the man who was nicknamed "the fox"?
At age 19, he ended up in prison, accused of infiltrating the US Secret Service and stealing many of the country's secrets.
His father was an elderly man who lived alone. One day he wanted to plant potatoes in his garden, but he lacked the strength because of his old age.
So he sent a message to his imprisoned son, which read
My dear son, I would like you to be with me right now to help me plow the garden and plant these potatoes. Now I have no one to help me.
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After some time, the father received a letter from his son saying:
Dad, please don't dig in the garden because I've hidden something important, and when I get out of prison I'll tell you what it is.
In an hour after the message, the secret service and the army surrounded the house.
They dug the earth meter by meter, removed everything, but found nothing and left the house.
A week later, the father received a new letter.
Dad, I hope the land has been well plowed by the police, now you can plant potatoes, and if you need anything else, let me know. I can't be with you, but I will do my best to support you in any way I can.
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theoneofwhomisblue · 24 days
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Knowingly defiant wunk
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reality-detective · 13 days
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💥 NCSWIC 💥
There are a lot of pending indictments 🤔
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tenaciousgeckos · 6 months
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Wylan: I'm pretty sure thats illegal, Kaz
Kaz: Pretty sure I'm a criminal, Wylan
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empydoc · 18 days
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little things (headcanons) i think some of the boys do with a twist! they get angstier as you go!
this one's kinda long, but sfw ~
david, when surrounded by lots of people, will beeline for angel. crowds/meetings/etc, it doesn't matter. he's going to them.
honey likes to wash guy's hair in the shower, even after he makes several dirty shower jokes, because he goes quiet and enjoys it a lot more than they know he'd admit when they touch his hair.
elliott, when sitting beside sunshine, will squeeze their hand every so often. he always gets a squeeze back. the two always giggle to themselves when this happens.
asher has a lot of scars on his hands, whether that's from reckless behaviour or whatever else. babe used to avoid touching them, not knowing if he'd like it or not, but once they unintentionally ran their finger over the uneven skin and found it pretty theraputic to do. he's noticed they've started doing this a lot now, and likes it a whole lot.
as much as his spouse continues to tell him he doesn't have to, james loves to get them flowers. doesn't matter the day, the current season, or the holiday- if he's home late or feels like it, he's getting flowers.
sam subtly checks that darlin has enough food to the last the week, every week, just in case. they've been doing better at making sure they have enough for themselves, and he trusts them well, but it's become habit at this point.
in public places, avior holds onto starlight's arm or hand, making sure he's touching them or able to see them. he doesn't want to lose them again.
blake doesn't enjoy looking at himself in the mirror unless bestie is also seen in the reflection.
every so often gavin finds himself tracing over freelancer's features again and again, not wanting to forget them. they let him do this as much as he wants, always noticing a forlorn expression on him when he does.
vega's expression would always soften when he looked at warden. they noticed it the closer it got to his end. sometimes, it almost looked like he wanted to cradle their face, but they don't know that for sure. they couldn't ask him now even if they wanted to.
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starlightseraph · 1 month
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“the more time we spend together the more we get on.”
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pratchettquotes · 7 months
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"Now...will you take the job? No one will recognize you, I am sure. No one ever recognizes you, it would appear."
Moist shrugged. "Oh, all right. Of course, I accept as a natural-born criminal, habitual liar, fraudster, and totally untrustworthy perverted genius."
"Capital! Welcome to government service!" said Lord Vetinari, extending his hand. "I pride myself on being able to pick the right man."
Terry Pratchett, Going Postal
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placeboelysium · 13 days
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Klaasje .........💙
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fionaapplerocks · 1 year
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Fiona Apple - still from the ‘Criminal’ video.
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