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multiverse-of-fandom · 28 days

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Morse Code....

Emily: **taps table**

Spencer: **taps table**

Emily: **taps table**

Spencer: **aggressively taps table*

Emily: YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

Morgan: What are they doing?

JJ: Morse Code. Don't mind them

Spencer and Emily: **taps table**

JJ: Oh, yeah? Well- **violently bangs fist on table repeatedly**

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sarcasm-and-stiles · 2 months

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Y/N: Alright, listen up you little shits.

Y/N: Not you Spencer. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

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sunshinesvr · 1 year

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criminal minds incorrect quotes

Penelope: Pressing snooze so many times that they throw me in jail

Rossi: Everyday at work I redefine the bare minimum

Reid: You know whats crazy that's not illegal? you can buy 6 gerbils from petsmart and start grilling them in the parking lot

Emily: I hate being gay I can't even say a normal sentence like "i'm hungry" its always some bullshit like "eating would be a slay right now"

Reid: Everyone knows i'm the smartest one here

Derek: Oh yeah then who has the right of way at a 4 way stop

Reid:

Emily: The strongest.

Derek: Bro... the ramifications....

Emily: I forgot about the rammys bro

Reid: Self undiagnosing. I'm fine.

[JJ and Will texting]

Will: i dont know if anything else happens

Will 🥺

JJ: you're a grown man don't send me that emoji

Will: Ok sorry

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not13opossoms · 11 months

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More cuz I'm mentally unwell

Yes I made these 1z aswell

#criminal minds humor #criminal minds #spencer reid #emily prentiss #jenifer jareau #derek morgan #aaron hotchner

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mairaiscarrierofthepaperclips · 3 months

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Buck: I'm doomed.

Hen: What?

Buck: Like, Emily Bronte doomed.

Hen: What on earth are you talki-

Buck: Like, Shakespeare doomed.

Chimney: Seriously, what?

Buck: Like, red-shirted-ensign-from-Star-Trek doomed.

Hen:...

Chimney:...

Buck: Eddie's wearing the black tank top.

Chimney: Oh yeah, you're fucked.

Eddie, walking by: Why do you think I wore it? 😎

Buck: Eds, cmon...

Bobby, sighing deeply: Boys, please, not again...

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criminalmindsfanantic · 2 months

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POV: Strauss sends the BAU to see a doctor about their caffeine consumption

Doctor: the amount of coffee you drink is excessive

Hotch *casually sipping from the thermos he brought with him*: i believe the word you’re looking for is ‘necessary’

Rossi *too tired to process what the doctor said bc he hasn’t had his coffee yet*: it’s pronounced ‘espresso’, there’s no x and it’s different than coffee

Emily *has been running purely on caffeine for the last 72 hours*: i am making caffeine my bitch and it’s working, leave me alone

part 1/?

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piqtescue · 6 months

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I used to fucking loSE it at this photo when I was a kid and I FORGOT ALL ABOUT IT UNTIL YESTERDAY😭

#idK WHY #THIS ERA OF ON SET HUMOR THO #criminal minds #Spencer Reid #matthew gray gubler #Derek Morgan #shermar moore #criminal minds edit #Spencer Reid edit #Derek Morgan edit

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ssahotchnerr · 8 months

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greg is literally just a foreshadowing of aaron

#i’m YELLING #tell me that isn’t the same shirt #i know it’s not but humor me #ITS SO CLOSE #my heart can’t handle d&g x cm parallels #aaron hotchner #criminal minds #dharma and greg #greg montgomery #thomas gibson

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shyjusticewarrior · 2 months

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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 252

Jason: You're going to kiss me, aren't you?

Rose: More than once, yes.

Jason: You're on speaker, so behave.

Rose: Or what, you'll spank me?

Rose: Everybody else in your family seems so decent and kind.

Jason: Oh thank you, Rose. They say nice things about you too.

Rose: So what happened to you?

Jason: We're waiting on a lot of results.

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matthewfuckinggraygubler · 5 months

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✨IMAGINE SPENCER❤️YOU✨

Responses to "I love you ❤️" version

"I knew it."

*laughing hysterically*

*gulp* "aha..ok....sure" *dying inside*

*yay*

*Intense gaze. You know what will come next.*

*still dying*

*🌋🔥🎇❤️‍🔥*

*The most tender and incredulous smile in the universe confirming that they feel the same way about you.*

"Were you talking to me?"

To be continue? Any request? 😁😏

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littlecarmine · 1 year

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AARON HOTCHNER, JESSICA BROOKS, and JACK HOTCHNER | 1.19 “MACHISMO”

#cmedit #criminalmindsedit #cm #criminal minds #cm 1x19 #criminal minds 1x19 #hotch.gif #.gif #hotch gifs #hotch #aaron hotchner #aaron hotchner gifs #jessica brooks #jack hotchner #hotch humor #qp

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multiverse-of-fandom · 2 months

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Morgan: The best way to deal with trauma is through therapy. Garcia: Bold of you to assume I need therapy. Emily: Bold of you to assume I want therapy. Spencer: What's therapy?

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sarcasm-and-stiles · 2 months

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Y/N: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...

Spencer: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?

Y/N: Holy fuck-

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sunshinesvr · 11 months

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Criminal minds incorrect quotes pt. 2