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baylardian-1 · 1 year
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Happy Threshold Day!!! :3
I love hyper-evolved Kathryn and her little babies!!! And Chakotay definitely took those kids home and raised them as his own hohoho!
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alwaysdevillain · 3 months
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Don't mind me
Use fighting my wifi for a cringe video idea
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matrixbearer2024 · 1 month
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not a request but i just wanna get an idea that i absolutely MUST get out of my brain before it consumes my entire being. So, your “get off my screen series”. You know that trend where ppl put that one vox vid of his face on their tv and put like hus hat and/or body attached to the tv. Imagine vox somehow finds a way to do that and y/n just does this.
THATS IT LMAO ABSOLUTELY LOVE AND ADORE YOUR SERIES. ANYTIME I SEE IT’S UPDATED IT MAKES MY DAY<3
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Vox x CollegeStudent!Reader
A/N: With how many ideas you guys have at this point I might just continue to write short scenarios for this AU with all the ideas you guys are giving me- it's absolutely amazing seeing what y'all come up with and I'm just living for it hahahaha! Thank you guys so much!
The week you had was... interesting to say the least.
Vox had challenged you to at least take up basic programming, claiming you were too impatient to learn.
So you, being the persistent and stubborn you-
Decided to prove him wrong.
Besides, it can't be that bad if he knows how to do it.
You wouldn't tell him because it'd probably make him butthurt-
But you were sure Vox was 1000% more impatient than you.
You took up computer science for extra credit, quickly learning the ins and outs of basic coding.
It was just a world of syntax and numbers but you definitely found it fun.
And useful too-
Especially when you wanted to explicitly screw with others.
Vox may or may not have slightly taught you how to hack.
But you weren't using it for anything bad!
Just to change the final grade of some asshole students so they'd have to repeat the class.
That's what they get for just randomly tripping you in the hall the other day.
Vox was slightly proud but also kind of concerned-
You'd definitely end up where he was at this rate.
Thankfully though, you decided not to do anything too crazy since.
Instead you've been messing around on your devices alongside the tech overlord.
From practicing how to send him encrypted messages-
To straight up just shitposting all over his monitors.
It's not so fun now is it Voxxy?
You would sometimes try to transfer him around to other devices that weren't your own to see if he could actually do anything.
Well, he could- but it only worked if he was directly connected to it.
Meaning he had to be plugged in.
How he was able to connect to all your devices wirelessly without limitation?
Neither of you had a clue.
You both first tested it on your best friend's phone, only for Vox to immediately go back to your computer and blow up your notifications.
"Nope nope nope nope, that's the last time I let you plug me into some random fucking phone-"
"What?? What happened??? And it's not random, it's (Friend Name)'s Phone."
"Dollface, you know Valentino right? The one I told you about?"
"The pornstar? What about?"
You didn't exactly like where this conversation was going.
You had an inkling where it would end and you were already cringing.
"Yeeaaaah, I've known him for quite some time so I would think I've seen nearly everything."
"Get to the point Vox-"
"And yet I am somehow utterly disgusted by your friend's search history."
"Yeah, uh... I'd rather you don't tell me."
"I figured. Though it makes me curious about what yours looks like."
That gave you pause, given how Vox had practically invaded your entire computer-
Hell, he even gave your files a new sorting system-
You were surprised he hadn't gone through your search history.
Of all the things you'd think that was what he'd ransack first.
"You haven't checked my search history yet?"
"Why would I? It's not like I'm trying to find your secret porn stash or something."
"Bruh, why would I even have that."
"Your friend had one, I just guessed."
"Touché."
You were a little touched that Vox cared about you enough not to really dig into your secrets.
Or well, the things you wanted to keep secret.
For a big bad overlord, he was kind of a sweetheart.
"Okay now I definitely wanna see what you've got hidden in there-"
"FUCK OFF YOU STUPID OLD PICTUREBOX-"
"YOU CAN'T STOP ME BITCH-"
You know what, you retracted your previous statement.
He's a fucking jerk.
Vox quickly dug through your search history while the tiny desktop companion in his likeness refused to give you control over the cursor.
You couldn't stop him even if you tried.
His phone blew up from notifications with you cursing at him or just calling him names.
He just laughed at your dismay and continued to dig through.
Okay- wow.
While he didn't initially expect it from you, Vox reckoned he probably should've.
Much like how people had celebrity crushes, he figured you would have your own.
It just so happened that it wasn't a celebrity and it was a fictional character instead.
He kind of felt like someone slapped him in the face actually, even if he didn't know why.
"Soooooo- (Favorite Character Name) huh?"
"Shaddup-"
"This? This is your type???"
"IT'S A FICTIONAL CRUSH GET OVER IT-"
While you were practically steaming from the ears in embarrassment, Vox was just laughing and dealing with his mixed feelings.
On one hand, he found your reactions absolutely entertaining and hilarious.
On the other hand, he didn't even know who or what this character was and he already disliked them.
Just a gut feeling.
He continued to tease you for it though, bringing up more cringe parts of your search history much to your chagrin.
It wasn't really anything bad that you couldn't take, it was just so embarrassing that you'd rather he didn't dig any of it up.
So in the heat of the moment, wanting to get Vox off your computer- you plugged it into the only other active device he wasn't connected.
Your TV.
It was nearly instant, he went from teasing and texting to you to a befuddled face on the larger screen.
But what was more surprising, was he could actually see you this time.
It wasn't filtered over with static like when he'd first met you.
The live feed even had audio, which was just entirely unexpected too.
Who knew, plug a TV demon into his specific medium and he could actually operate properly?
But that's how you guys ended up figuring out how to connect his digital presence to your TV.
By entire surprise and from just fucking around.
"Oh my god that worked-"
"(Y/N)? Holy hell! I can actually see you!"
"I did not think that would work-"
"Wow, are you really that short or is your TV just perched up that high?"
You just flipped him the bird and Vox laughed at you again.
Though, you couldn't help but smile because of it.
Well, at least now he could converse with you "properly" like he'd wanted to for a while.
Even if it did mean he'd need to take up your entire TV.
"Oh- OH WAIT- I've got an idea!"
Vox couldn't even question what you were doing before you ran out of the room and out of his sight.
So while waiting, he took a gander at the room you left him in.
It became abundantly clear that this was your living space too.
From the colors to the patterns, Vox smiled fondly as he recalled your old conversations where you would just tell him things about the things you liked.
Yeah, he could definitely see your touch in how the room was designed.
He raised an eyebrow when you giddily came back into the room with some colored paper, scissors and tape.
What-?
"Okay Doll, just what are you planning?"
"You'll see~!"
Your excitement kept him curious.
What were you drawing over there?
Weird timing for an arts and crafts project if you asked him.
It was only until you approached him and taped something to the screen did he actually grow confused.
He couldn't see what you did despite you doubling over in laughter.
What could've possibly been so funny that had you keeling from it?
By the time you could finally look at Vox without laughing your ass off, you used your phone to take a picture of how he looked.
Approaching the TV to show him just so he could see the photo as well.
Ah.
So that's what you found so funny.
You'd fashioned his outfit-
Poorly made but still recognizable-
Out of paper and taped it to the screen.
His hat on top and his suit dangling off the bottom.
Admittedly, it looked downright silly.
Especially with the proportions being so off thanks to the size of the TV screen.
"Haha, very funny (Y/N). Very funny."
"I'm making this shit my wallpaper, you look so goofy."
Vox just playfully rolled his eyes at you with a smile.
If that was seriously all it took to make you laugh?
He'd do it again no questions asked.
Taking a peek at his internal clock though, he held back his disappointment that he had to leave when you were on such an elated high.
"Sorry to cut this short doll, but I need to disconnect. I've got a meeting in a few minutes."
"Hm? Then go and do what you need to do, I can always just plug you back in later. Good luck!"
The overlord chuckled when you raised a hand to pat the screen, he couldn't feel it but he wished he did.
"I don't need luck, but... thanks. See you."
"See you."
And just like that the screen fizzled out and returned to the smart TV homepage.
You'd sent the picture to Vox through your chats and he replied with a TV emoticon.
You giggled, course he would do that.
At least he didn't take offense to what you did-
Despite your poor art skills-
Maybe he found it as entertaining as you did?
Whatever, you switched the wallpaper on your phone to the new photo you had of Vox and laughed.
His confused expression really sealed the deal with how silly the picture was.
But imagine your surprise come morning when you realized he didn't switch the wallpaper back to his trademark grin.
You sort of expected him to, especially given that he'd done so with all your past attempts to change your wallpaper.
The fact he left it alone made you smile.
And as the day began and Vox left you a morning greeting-
You just shot him one back and got up to prepare for the day.
You figured the day would be just fine.
Yeah, you guys would be just fine.
A/N: Ooough this was a long one but I had a lot of fun writing it! I'll post the masterlist afterwards when I grab all the links to the posts and I'll just be continuing the other interludes before I post the chapter with Reader's death. Either way, I hope you guys enjoyed this one!
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pagesofmiracles · 10 months
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cyberdating 🎮
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pairing. jisung x female reader! (cough cough, smau AND roblox au 💥)
summary. where jisung and reader end up dating on roblox for shits and giggles but don't realize their feelings turn into something more . . .
warnings. cursing 😁 BIG CRINGE WARNING ⚠️ its like a lottttt of second hand embarrassment . . .
featuring. nct jisung, p1h jongseob, tbz sunwoo, enhypen niki, stayc isa, kep1er bahiyyih, aespa ningning . . .
status. whenever i want 😜😜😜 (4-5 times a week, almost everyday)
start. may 31st ongoing !
teaser 🕹
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avatars. girls of roblox | roblox devs
extra lvl. cast as roblox games
game 1. new account new me
game 2. two player obby
game 3. txt me
game 4. thx 4 reading
game 5. /emote
game 6. hot
game 7. #baldhiyyih
game 8. mic up bae
game 9. cart ride into sunwoo
game 10. fight vid
game 11. W test
game 12. i-i-i-i
game 13. single era
game 14. no idk her
game 15. robust his ass
game 16. secret ending
game 17. /kms
game 18. r u ghostin me?
game 19. ROBLOX ANTHEM
game 20. my will to live..
game 21. current status: Bouncing off the walls
game 22. system failure ig
game 23. double date?
game 24. DO IT NO ROBUX
game 25. rizz lord 3000
game 26. negative rizz
game 27. come ovr 🙏
game 28. what in the roblox stories
game 29.
game 30.
taglist. open ! comment or send an ask to be added !
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factual-fantasy · 1 month
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26 ASKS! THANKS EVERYONE! 🥰✨
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Me too man. But my mental and physical health is kind'a tanking atm. I just don't have the energy to pick up a passion project of that scale right now..
If you're patient and stick around though, we're bound to see more of my FNAF security breach AU someday.. Once I can get on top of all this crap I'm dealing with-
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I AM restingggg 😫 I haven't left my home for any significant amount of time for like 3 weeks- I cant rest any harder! XD
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@beryl-shade
Google seems to suggest that an oreo cookie character already exists. "Prime Oreo Cookie" I believe..? :0
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@solst1ce-sketches (In response to this post(?))
:DD Thank you! I'm glad you like him!! :}}
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:}
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(First repair guy) (Second repair guy)
They are different repair guys, and they both do not have a name.. 😔
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@lobitowhiteeliaz
Not quite sure what you're asking.. so I'll just answer in multiple ways!
My favorite movies of all time are Pixars cars 1 and 3. I cannot watch either without crying 😭 they are my absolute favorites and I hold them very close to my soul 💖
Still to this day, even after all this time, Gravity Falls is my top favorite show. Despite all the cringe I made for it back in the day- it still holds up as my most beloved show I've ever drawn about.
As for fandom, like the people? I thiiiink the FNAF fandom was my favorite to interact with..? I remember a lot of interaction with the fans in general, which meant a lot to me :)
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Bibi and Cici are just odd little critters XD though Bibi is very cat-like in nature and Cici is based on a mouse :0
I'm not sure how they feel about being dolls. I'd assume they don't really mind it! XD
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Not sure what you mean but I assume you're right XDD
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@something3706
Thank you! Though I don't take requests, sorry!
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She is indeed a kid, but that's becuase all I had to go off of was her info picture and fanart I saw of her. For some reason a lot of art I saw of Sally depicted her as this total gremlin character that's always getting into trouble.
So I thought hey! Why not make it so she fell to "Earth" as a little tot and was raised by Poppy? In present day she could be like 13-15 and her chaotic energy would make sense and be fun to mess with!
Though after watching GTlive do a vid on the Halloween update, I realize that I wrote her personality completely wrong. Sooo I miiight need to rework her entire story and character- whoops! <XDD
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Considering Sally is gonna need some restructuring, I'm not sure where Poppy stands atm-- <:DD
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@fawncr33k
I saw your comment on a post that shows you now know the answer to this- but just to clarify it for everyone else!-
Octo and Seafoam are not gay, nor a couple. Seafoam's heart belongs to Blue Beauty! Him and Octo are just friends/brothers.
Also thank you! :DD I'm honored!
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@neo-metalscottic (Post in question)
AAAA Thank you!! :DD I've very glad you like them! :D And I'm not sure how a meeting with the pirates and cowboys would go.. its funny though becuase a lot of Canned Tuna's design was copied from Canned Beans cookie. Even the name! So if they ever met maybe they'd have a stand off XDD
I haven't thought much about how the Captain would react.. maybe the Vegimals are something he just cant wrap his head around and chooses not to talk about it XDD
BUT CALICO JACK!! SEEING VEGIMALS BEFORE?? WHY HAVEN'T I THOUGHT OF THAT!! The Vegimals could be these huge fish creatures when they grow old! And Jack could have SEEN ONE/HEARD OF THEM BEFORE!! Why didn't I think of that?? XDD I'll have to draw something like that sometime!!
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@yourstrulylightstar283
Thank you so much!! :D My favorite Donkey Kong game has to be the only one I've ever played, the original Donkey Kong Country!
I also loved Diddy Kong racing, though I see that it doesn't count <XD
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@astaherussy
I've heard of Hazbin Hotel, and Helluva boss. I saw the Hazbin pilot ages ago and have seen some episodes of Helluva.. Though they're not really my taste.. <:/
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@badlyblurry (Post in question)
:D Thank you! Now I didn't really do any proper research after the fact so I hope the Octonauts info is accurate! <XDD
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THANK YOU!!! :DDD
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@djh4l0v3rv3r
I think Poppy Playtime it pretty neat! Though I haven't seen a playthrough of chapter 3 yet so I haven't formed an opinion on the smiling critters. :0 Other than their smiles are WAY too big and creepy XDDD
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Holy cow.. what a crazy read! I'm not much of a gamer myself but I have GOT to watch somebody play this! :00 Thank you for the info! :D
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@raptor1312
WAIT THIS GAME WAS ON THE WII?? I was thinking it was a fangame made for PC??? Like on steam?? ITS A LEGIT RELEASE?? WHAT???
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(Post in question)
It was sooooo much tedious coloringggg... 💀💀 Worth it tho XDD
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(Post in question)
AAAA IM GLAD YOU NOTICED!! :DD
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@shaziztrazh
AWWWW!! HOW COOL!! I love the mermaid approach!! :DD SO PREBBY!!! ✨🤩✨🥥✨
Also thank you so much!! :DDD
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(Post in question)
XDD Turns out ditto is my spirit Pokémon-
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@nunyabusiness459
AAAA I'm so glad you're interested in him! Uuuunfortunately,, looking back it seems the only artwork I have of Melvin is just a bunch of strange angst for no good reason-
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So I'm afraid I don't really have any artwork to share,, and most of the story has already been told.. but this ask makes me want to come back to Melvin sometime! Maybe expand on his story more, or just draw him again in general!
So thank you for the ask/interest, perhaps we'll see more of Melvin someday! :D
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thebottomfromhell · 5 months
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hi I absolutely love your writing!!! may I request the upper moons walking in/hearing reader singing a love song that they're so sure is about them, along with their reactions?
not necessary to add, but it'd be funny if reader had that song playing in their head over and over due to how in love they are while in the middle of a meeting with muzan and him going "what the fuck, who is this for, you're pathetic"
thank you so much for your time!
My brain after reading this ask in bethesda game quest format: *skyrim quest initiation drums* Find a song that at least have love included that represents the Uppermoons.
I loved this concept, call me cringe or whatever but if you have never liked a musical song (movie songs included, don't you go on denial. If you liked disney the stfu) or appreciate a good Opera (the LUNGS these people have, try singing in a threater loud enough for everyone to hear you without a mic, I dare you), then you're missing something.
I'm very sorry for the wait, I hope you like this one too. Thank you for the request too, it's something different and I had fun with it.
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Uppermoons and GN reader confessing over a song (Musical AU with modern music and spotify/music youtube)
Songs used: [vid with lyrics + translation if needed]
Gyutaro - Your love is my drug (Kesha)
Gyokko - Prisoner (Jeffree Star)
Sekido - Dark red (Steve Lacy)
Karaku - Perro fiel (Shakira ft. Nicky Jam)
Urogi - Balada (Gusttavo Lima)
Aizetsu - Name of love (Bebe Rexha and Martin Garrix)
Nakime - Boyfriend (Dove Cameron)
Akaza - Love story (Indila)
Douma - Shut up and listen (Nicholas Bonnin)
Kokushibou - Tsuki no curse (Reika Okina)
Warnings: My broken taste in music, sexual content mentioned (in song), sexual content implied, slight drug use mentioned (in song), Akaza sings in french and slight angst, yandere behavior (in song),
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Gyutaro:
"Maybe I need some rehab. Or maybe just need some sleep. I got a sick obsession. I'm seein' it in my dreams." Holy SHIT you listen Kesha? He listens Kesha too! His sister was the one to introduce him to the artist and, he admits, the songs are very catchy. "What you got, boy, is hard to find! I think about all the time.I'm all strung out, my heart is fried. I just can't get you off my mind" "Your love is my drug" is not really his favorite from her, "blah blah blah" and "cannibal" take that prize by far (no, it's not because it's fun to sing as if he was high, he doesn't sing... at all... no, Daki, he just said he would not-)
"Because your love, your love! Your love is my drug! Your love, your love, your love!" Fuck. He really didn't mean to, he just... did it. You look at him surprised, you didn't even know he was around. Still you laugh a bit with him as he keeps singing as he forces you into his shoulder and back like he does with Daki. "I said your love, your love, your love is my drug! Your love, your love, your love!" He moves slightly, careful not to drop you, he just looks so active and joyful.
You are addicted to this side of him to, this one it barely shows, that side of him that is actually fun to be with, chaotic and messy the same way he is intimate and caring. This is your guy. "But left to my own devices I'm addicted, it's a crisis. My friends think I've gone crazy." He interrupts again. "OH! I like this part! My judgment's getting kinda hazy. My steeze is gonna be affected if I keep it up like a lovesick crackhead." You let him keep singing, until it gets to a part that is important to you, in ehich you get off Gyutaro to cup his face in your hands, making eye contact.
"I don't care what people say. The rush is worth the price I pay. I get so high when you're with me. But crash and crave you when you leave." There, you got it, you see his eyes glow a little as he keeps looking at you, face blushing. He gets it. He always gets it, even when he doesn't want to. "Wow. Ne, just... wow. This song is perfect for you, y'know?" You chuckle a little at that. "How about you? Do you also feel like that?" He looks at the other side a bit embarrased before nodding. "I do, ne. The song is good. Really good." Maybe that is why you spend the rest of the night singing it, along with other songs from Kesha. It was lovely (Also, he nails it at blah blah blah), you wilk repite it again.
Gyokko:
"I got no regrets. And I remember the day that we met. There was no way that I could forget you.So I followed you home. And I waited 'til you were alone." Ok, Gyokko doesn't even own a home, staying at the house of his victims for a week or so doesn't count, even if you have followed him to one or two of them. He was the one to invite you, the behaviors of this song is not yours. If it had to be someone's, it would be Gyokko's. "And I know this seems so wrong. But I'm just a lovesick criminal."
"Oh! I knew you had good taste, but this is amazing!" You never stfu faster than that, closing your mouth the second you heard Gyokko's voice. You turn around and he seems... cheerful. "You can arrest me, baby, I don't wanna leave. Lock me up, throw away the key. I don't care if I'm in trouble deep. I'm addicted to your love." He keeps singing it, moving with the beat. You knew the song was his taste, but you didn't expect this outcome. "I love that song. One of my favorites. And the fact that you love it too! It's magnificent!" Still, if he is aware of the main reason you like the song, he doesn't let it show.
"I'll be your prisoner. I'll be your prisoner tonight." You keep goin, not knowing if it's to pretend nothing happened or if you are just vibing with it, but you both keep going. "I, I, I, I'm under your spell. And I just can't get enough!" You don't talk about it until you finish the song, but... you will, you can sense it. But you can also see Gyokko smiling, enjoying the time with you. "I'm prepared for all the consequences." "Believe me, I have the worst intentions." "I'm prepared for all the consequences! Believe me, believe me!"
You will be fine.
Sekido:
Sekido is NOT going to apologize, he never even thought about it. Sure, he was rude to you and maybe crossed a line or two, but you made him angry first. You also crossed the line this time! He doesn't even remember what you said to each other, but he remember it was bad. Why would he apologize if he is wondering if he even should forgive you. "Something bad is 'bout to happen to me. I don't know it, but I feel it coming. Might be so sad, might leave my nose running. I just hope she don't wanna leave me." He stopped when he heard your voice.
Sekido was never the one to plead, he was never the one to even ask for things. He is by far the most prideful of the clones. But if you were actually to go, to leave- "Don't you give me up, please don't give up. Honey, I belong with you, and only you, baby. Only you, my girl, only you, babe. Only you, darling, only you, babe. Only you, my girl, only you, babe. Only you, darling, only you." Wouldn't he beg like this, so pitiful and needy, because even if he doesn't want to admit it... he loves you. "Y/N."
He interrupts you, making you just realize he is there. "Is this... how you feel. Or am I reading this wrong?" He gets close slowly, but you can't really answer. You also don't want to be the one to apologize first, to admit you need him as much as he needs you without knowing what he is feeling. After some seconds of silence Sekido looks away and starts singing what you just sand, but more like a murmur, if the lips separated less then it would onlu be a hum. "Don't you give me up, please don't give up. Honey, I belong with you, and only you, baby." It sounds sincere. It is.
None of you apologizes, you both just keep... singing and huming. Just staying together, not wanting to leave. At all.
Karaku:
"C'mon, what were you humming, hot-stuff? I heard you just now. I promise not to laugh even if it's a lame virging song." He is teasing you. Of course he is, but he won't leave you alone until you obey. "How about you sing it? Since the song is clearly stuck in your head." How did he actually convince you? Only Karaku knows, but in the end you do as he says. Maybe you wanted this, to take it out of your chest. He has no way you actually think about him everytime you hum this song. Is like conffesing without actually doing so. "Aquí estás. Ya no puedes detenerte. ¿Dónde vas? Si estoy loco por tenerte." He seems to recognize the song, raising an eyebrow while smirking. "¿Cómo lo iba a saber? Que te vería otra vez. Tú me confundes no sé qué hacer...." You stop.
This is embarrasing, you better leav- "Yo lo que quiero es pasarla bien. Yo tengo miedo de que me guste, y me haga enloquecer. Si eso pasa yo seguiré. Contigo aquí como un perro fiel." Oh.... oh. He likes the song, and you don't know why, but that alone raises your confidence. Specially when he grabs your hand to make you spin around, as if dancing, laughing cheerfuly and loudly when you follow the lead. "Yo tengo miedo de que me guste, y me haga enloquecer." "Like that! Keep it up." You do, sometimes he moves as if to dance, mostly keeping himself roamimg around you, interrupting to sing himself or cheer up at times.
"Dicen que tú eres peligrosa. No le hago caso a esas cosas. Dime qué está pasando. Me tienes como un loco, soy un loco enamorado, eh." "Crazy man in love", that parts come from your heart, because you are in love. He puts one hand behind your head and the other in your waist before going the next part. "Quiero saber cuánto me vas a insistir. Y hasta dónde llegarías por mí. Siento mucho la espera. Pero valdrá la pena cuando te esté besando." "When I kiss you", and he just finishes the verse by doing so. And damn if it isn't worth every damn second of yearning. He speaks again after pulling apart, only inches away from your face. "Best love confession ever, hot-stuff. Very nice to use a "romantic" language. Keep coming for me and I'll keep you as mine, got it?"
What else were you meant to do but nod? Damn, you don't have to be a genius to know where the night is going. And you are going to like it.
Urogi:
For context... You were singing, only to stop when Urogi appeared from the sky. Now he has been following you "C'mon, sing again. PLISS? I like that song, I promise. I just want to hear you sing it." It took less than an hour of whining and puppy-eyes to convince you.
"Eu já lavei o meu carro, regulei o som. Já 'tá tudo preparado, vem que o brega é bom. Menina fica a vontade, entre e faça a festa. Me liga mais tarde, vou adorar, vamos nessa" And Urogi interrupts, to your surprise, singing the next part as he flies around you, grabbing your hands in his, exagerating movements as if dancing. "Gata, me liga, mais tarde tem balada! Quero curtir com você na madrugada! Dançar, pular até o Sol raiar! C'MON, IT'S YOUR TURN Y/N!" You follow the song and repear that same fragment before Urogi steals the next part again.
"O tchê tcherere tchê tchê! Tcherere tchê tchê! Tchê, tchê, tchê!" The song barely says anything at all. It's barely has content, but... it fits Urogi. It's more a thing of vibe than of actual words. "Se você me olhar vou querer te pegar. E depois namorar, curtição. Que hoje vai rolar." Really, it's simple, the song could be sintesized in a "let's party and if I catch your eye let's stay together the whole night", but it's cheerful, full of joy, very light... very Urogi. Maybe that is why you like it.
You are unsure if Urogi gets what you are really feeling, but he gets completely the song. And he does want to stay with you and have fun the whole night. It's a win. You will be able to explain things to him later, but for now. "Gusttavo Lima!"
Aizetsu:
"If I told you this was only gonna hurt. If I warned you that the fire's gonna burn. Would you walk in? Would you let me do it first? Do it all in the name of love?" Just after you finish that part you feel a hand on your shoulder, you turn around to see Aizetsu. You blush at the realization he found you singing, though he is blushing too. "Would you mind if I sing with you?" He doesn't explain himself futher as he asks shyly, you can only nod as he takes a breath to continue the song.
"Would you let me lead you even when you're blind? In the darkness, in the middle of the night. In the silence, when there's no one by your side." He looks at you as if waiting you to join, smiling softly as he offers his hand. "Would you call in the name of love?" You take it. "In the name of love, name of love. In the name of love, name of love. In the name of." You basically also hum together the instrumental, in a softer version. You spare glances on each other, deep and adoring.
"When there's madness, when there's poison in your head." It's almost as if you were actually talking. "When the sadness leaves you broken in your bed." You sure get that Aizetsu means it. Every word of it, that is why he wanted to sing with you. "I will hold you in the depths of your despair." "And it's all in the name of love" And so. "I wanna testify." "Scream in the holy light." "You bring me back to life." And it's all in the name of love. That you look at each other, hold your hands, talk. Because you do talk once you both finish.
"I love you a lot. Do you.. it would make me sad if you were not singing for me like I was singing for you.... but I would unders-" you must interrupt him "I was singing for you too." He smiles softly at you. "Can.... can I kiss you? Please?" No, because you kiss him first. What a lovely song, lovely night, and lovely romance.
Nakime:
"I could be a better boyfriend than him, I could do the shit that he never did. Up all night, I won't quit." Not the type of melody Nakime is used to, the opposite, but it's a nice song. "Thinking I'm gonna steal you from him. I could be such a gentleman." You sing with the most care, because you know she is watching, she is hearing, even if you can't see her. This is her castle, after all.
You know what you are doing, the message that you are giving. Nakime loves music, what better way to confess than with a song. And this is a song which just... vibes with her. You have no idea if she has ever heard it before, but it seems it doesn't matter. "I don't need to tell you twice. All the ways he can't suffice. If I could give you some advice. I would leave with me tonight." It doesn't, because she is talented in her art. So she plays the biwa, making a beat for you to follow. "The universe must have divined this, mmm, mmm. Ladies first, baby, I insist."
"I could be a better boyfriend than him. I could do the shit that he never did. Up all night, I won't quit. Thinking I'm gonna steal you from him. I could be such a gentleman." She sings this part with you, using the biwa to also change the settings. It gets a bit dizzy, but you love the display. She is very proud of her power. "Plus all my clothes would fit." She sings that part alone once you are both in the same room.
You look at her, she smiles at you. Seeing you are not going to sing anymore, she speaks. "I liked your song. Let's do this again some time. It's a date." She says, just before leaving you in your home. A date... you are proud of yourself, that's it. The lesbian power of the song did it trick, like you knew it would. You. Won.
Akaza:
Akaza doesn't know why he hasn't shown himself, he just... got lost in the song. It's one he knows, the melody,, the lyrics, the meaning... "Il n'est pas fou. Il l'aime c'est tout. Il la voit partout. Il l'attend debout. Debout une rose à la main. Non, non plus rien ne le retient." It's a lovely song, he can't think other way to describe it that is not deppressing, to be honest, and he doesn't want to think this song as sad, even if his chest aches a bit with it. "Dans sa love story!" "It's a love story", as said before, he knows the lyrics, he knows the meaning, and Akaza likes it. You keep singing for a while before even realizing he is there, but one second you open your eyes and turn around, facing the golden eyes.
"Em... how long have you been standing there?" You ask embarrased, blushing as Akaza also has some red in his cheeks. He doesn't answer your question, just takes some steps forward to grab gently yet firm, somehow desesperate, your hands into his. "Can you please keep singing? Please?" He asks twice, looking away as he whispers the secon pleading. You decide to just keep singing. "Je serai riche. Et je t'offrirai tout mon or. Et si tu t'en fiches. Je t'attendrai sur le port. Et si tu m'ignores...." "And if you ignore me...."
You know, you have seen, that Akaza is mourning, yearning, or something. You don't know, he himself doesn't know, but that nostalgia and melancholy.... sometimes you feel it takes him away from you. That is why you didn't want him to listen you sing about him, to confess. Because you are unsure id he will "Je t'offrirai mon dernier souffle de vie." "Give you the las breath of my life" and yet he keeps singing for you without letting your hands go. "Dans ma love story!"
"Et il y a toi..." Akaza waits for you to continue, tender and adoring eyes, "Et il y a moi." Yes! There is you. There is! And you are hopeful Akaza is there, is here, too."Et personne n'y croit. Mais l'amour fait d'un fou un roi. Et si tu m'ignores.... J'me battrai encore et encore!" "C'est ta love story!" You take that as a confession, and it shows in your blushed face and adoring eyes, he seems to agree in it. "C'est ta love story!" And of course, you join. "C'est l'histoire d'une vie! Love story!" You just look at each other, not bothering with the world, and giving in to tentation. You both kiss.
(And actually have to talk things through AFTER, you know? This is not a musical, as romantic as it was.)
Douma:
"Shut up and listen. Look at my eyes, don't tell me lies. I need you to tell me truth." You started singing on your own, but Douma got in the room, looking curious. He doesn't move besides closing the door besides him, doesn't speak, just... stands ghere, watching you. But part of you feels like he is urging for more. It's hard to tell, because he always urging for more of everything. "You gotta be clear, tell me the details. I gotta know as much as it hurts. I need you to tell me the truth." More violence, food, attention, power, sensations, pain... it's unclear most of the times. It becomes really hard to tell if he actually likes you.
"Bet you like it when I show up in a gown. Let my body work it out, slow your grind. Don't tell me to stop it, just let me on top and. Baby, you want it, yeah." He sings after you repeat the same part, maybe he hust wanted to do that. If it's because he wants to share the song with you or if he is just messing around... Douma himself probably isn't 100% sure. "When you tie me, do it slow, forget the time. Move position, take me south, ease your mind. Don't tell me to stop it, just let me on top and. Baby, you want it, yeah." He goes to grab you, to press his body against you. He understands the lyrics, not being able to recognize emotions doesn't make him stupid or inmune to sex. This is probably how the night will end.
Maybe it's better that way. "Slow it down if you need to, oh. Show me how just to please you. Ooh, work it out in the sheets. Do me and see through, I want to you feel you." Staying safe, showing intimacy in a way Douma can actually understand it, instead of leaving him guessing and wondering how he should feel. How a normal human, even a normal demon, would feel. You wish these things could be explainede with words in a language Douma fully knows. But the language is not the problem, nor is Douma or you.
You spend the night together, limbs tangling both bodies. Douma is content, satified, you too. Even if you feel like there a lot more things to say, but there is hardly a moment or a way to do so....
Kokushibou:
"Tsuki no kaasu tsumetai yume no naka de....." If you ask Kokushibou, music that is not in japanese is not real music. He is stuck in his own ass, always too focused on tradition and hierarchy and how japan is the "raising sun" blah blah blah. Sometimes he gets very annoying like that, to the point loving him does feel like a curse. "Kotoba no nai sekai de. Bokura wa ai wo kataru. Itsuka kimi ni todoku made..." wait a sec- Kokushibou is behind you, isn't he? You turn around and yep, he is. "Kokushibou-san...."
He keeps quiet for a while, like always, until he finally thinks he has something worth saying. "I like that song. Can you keep singing for me?" You really wanted to say no, but you also wanted to sing for him. After all, this song is recorded in your mind just for him. "Tsuki no kaasu. Tsumetai yume no naka kara. Kimi wo tooku tsuresaritakute. Dokomade yukeru. Ai wo shinjite ii basho made." Maybe another person, demon or human, would have joined and singed with you. Kokushibou did not.
"Dokomade yukeru. Ai wo shinjite ii basho made. Yoru no mukou futari dake de." Ypu finished the song for him, barely getting any reaction. This song is really perfect for you both. "Thank you for singing for me." He barely understands, it's not a surprise for you to have to actually explain it. "I did it because that is how I feel about you." Silence again, you are more than used to it. Kokushibou is not a person of intimacy, of sharing feelings, he clearly doesn't know how to answer back, and part of you feels guilty for putting him in the situation of having to. "I see."
He leaves after that, and you know he will evade you for at least a week or two from know own. If you are lucky he will want to talk about it after that and tell you he feels the same. But until then... it's a "Moon's curse in this icy dream."
Bonus:
Muzan: And then Nakime is going to su-
*Song from above starts playing in the background*
Muzan: Excu- *looking around* ..... Who is playing....?
Akaza: Is something wrong, Muzan-sama?
Muzan: Am I the only one hearing this?
Gyutaro: ..... I don't hear anything.
Nakime: Sorry.
Kokushibou: Hmn?
. . .
Y/N humming with the song on their head: Mhmnhmnhmn mhn hmn hmn mhn.
Muzan: SHUT THE FUCK UP, IT'S BEEN 5 HOURS WITH THAT SAME SONG! AT LEAST PUT SOMETHING DIFFERENT! Pathetic creature, who is this even for?!
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fivefriedtofu · 2 years
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↳ ❝ ahoy there! ❞ | #thoma headcanons ; normal + modern au.
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thoma w/ chubby cheeks? his fav petnames?? simp rambling??? & more!
ft. gn reader, the kamisato siblings, +1 bonus childe.
cw: none! completely sfw. only cringe romantic scenerios & maybe lots of mentions of kisses because i'm in love w/ him.
♡. edit: the link to the tiktok i added to the last headcanon (normal au) got deleted oh my god 😭
an: thoma go brrr. had to squeeze my brain like a powdered orange just so i could make this coherent enough to post.
i also wanna apologize if i've written some things that are suspiciously familiar to other works before. i only just noticed. i swear i don't know how it happens!! i've just never had an original thought i think _( ༎ຶ⌑༎ຶゝ∠)_ please forgive my sins.
pics: 🐶 🍡 🌿 (fun fact: the shiba's name is marutaro!!)
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NORMAL AU!
we are married.
please consider... thoma with chubby cheeks.
irresistibly cute and soft.
ge ntly h olds... 🤲
the grannies at the market like to pull on them from time to time whenever he goes for groceries.
by the end of those days, he'd come home whining with aching cheeks.
"whining" i.e asking you for healing kisses? 🥺👉👈
he does not know how to swear.
thoma: "gee wilikers...", "oh to heck with it!", "gosh diddly darn it!"
ayato, tears in his eyes: pls,,, ju,,st say fuck,,
"he's a grown man with a job and pays taxes" ok maybe he does and just chooses not to BUT listen—
he says bejeebers in one of his voicelines 😭😭😭.
a cheesy romantic, the type to greet you with hand kisses. however ☝️👀
turn the tables and kiss his hands and he'll be reduced to mush.
secretly it's actually one of his favorite places for smooches. such hardworking hands, they deserve all the loving, don't they?
speaking of favorites, his favorite nicknames!
pretty boy, my prince, handsome — casually, politely, LOVINGLY he will pass away.
to be fair, he's a sucker for any sort of praise you give him but something about being called those just makes him feel so special.
BECAUSE HE IS. MUMUMU BESO MUUUWAH—
he makes me feel so soft and happy, he's like the song 'cloud 9' but personified.
this goes with any genshin character, but i'm a thoma simp. just,,, p,, please just imagine.
let me tell you, as a short person, i started screaming. rolled around my bed even, clutched my phone to my chest. at this age of mine. absolutely no shame, embarrassing ✋.
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MODERN AU!
modern! thoma would probably enjoy the waitress musical.
his fav songs are 'what baking can do' and 'you matter to me.'
cried the first time he listened to the latter. cried again the next time he listened to it. they... were emotional days 😔.
enjoys musicals in general.
thoma/kamisato siblings theater kids canon i'm the left shoe of one of hyv's soundtrack artists.
he likes listening to them whenever he does chores and ends up singing along when he gets really into it.
doesn't really have the best singing voice, but he doesn't care. all that matters is that he's having fun 💪 king mentality.
and if you, as his s/o, decide to sing along with him ESPECIALLY IF IT'S A LOVE SONG DUET— shee, he just might propose to you then and there.
idk why but i feel like he'd be a swiftie. loves almost every one of her songs but lives for her 2010 era songs. gets so hyped for sparks fly.
his favorite animal crossing character is goldie and i will die on that.
i think he'd be a horror fan. specifically for spooky folklores and cryptids.
(based on that one voiceline of his - thoma's hobbies. also occasionally, he'll utter 'spooky stories...' if he's in your teapot.)
his youtube feed reccomends stuff like 'creepy urban legends from around the world' or 'inazuma's terrifying monster stories.'
when he's not in the mood to listen to music, he lets those vids play in the background instead.
thoma just vibing in his apron and cleaning gloves, waxing and polishing the floor with earphones in, listening to horror podcasts.
he is ANNOYING if he ever gets in a playful mood before going to bed.
both of you could just be peacefully cuddling, innocently talking about whatever until you fall asleep when he'll suddenly bring up a scary story he just learned. and as a result, ends up scaring you a bit.
too creeped to sleep now, you give his chest a soft smack, whining his name.
but then he just laughs! 😡 he's quick to apologize, but he's still laughing!!
as if pulling you in closer against himself, burying your face in his neck, and nuzzling into you will easily let that slide — nah, scoot away from his mean ass. ignore how he whines for you to come back.
he rolls across the bed and follows you. immediately wraps himself around you once he reaches where you placed yourself by the edge.
"noo, 'm sorry." he mumbles, lips brushing against your skin, you could feel him smile. "i'm sorry."
he sighs then plants a kiss against your temple. "here. this way no monsters will get you."
like an inconvenienced cat, you huff, burying your face into his chest. "cringe."
...
you turn back up and quickly press a kiss on his collarbone, before shoving your face back to where it hid.
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ok but on the topic of the waitress musical, 'never ever getting rid of me' gives me huge childe vibes.
sorry if this ain't much, i'm fighting demons (ง。•╭╮•。)ง​ plus school just started.
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kunikuma · 10 months
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scara & xiao playlist collaboration
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to celebrate 900 followers + because i’m curious and want to experiment, i’m starting collaborative youtube playlists for two of my fav genshin boys: wanderer/scara/kunikuzushi and xiao! i think this collaborative experience would be interesting, and we all get to discover new music with one another.
what am i asking you to do?
please add songs to these playlists (linked below)! i believe this works best on DESKTOP, but mobile should work. maybe you have a song that reminds you of their lore or personality, or even like streamer or guitarist au’s. maybe there’s a classical piano piece that makes you dreamily sigh and think of scara or xiao. anything goes; i’d love to see what these playlists look like after awhile.
enjoy the playlists and see how they evolve over time. 
⬇️ skip to the bottom for basic rules ⬇️
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⌁₊˚⊹ risking it all for scaramouche ⊹˚₊⌁
Barely two words in and you already look like you want me dead.
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down bad for xiao ࿐ೃ˙
This is it? Nothing worth getting excited about.
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🚨rules
you can use my inbox as a way to chat and affectionately call out songs that come thru.
songs can be explicit. i will put a cupcakke song if i see a lack of down bad. /j
don’t be an ass. this is for fun. we can tease each other for silly songs, but if you’re actually being a shithead, i’m not going to tolerate it. thx.
meme songs are fine, but no meme vids. maybe in the future if this works after a few months.
don’t feel like you need to conform to a genre in there. if the 5 most recent adds were all pop, dont feel obligated to keep it that way. i’m addin’ my highschool cringe playlist full of vocaloid and metal lul.
linked in my navi! if this turns out interesting, i’d love to see playlists for alhaitham and the other anemo boys.
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ddejavvu · 2 years
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camboy hotch with camboy reader almost getting discovered while filming a vid during a case in a hotel room 😈😈
today is multiverse monday! send me any au you can think of :)
this post is 18+, minors dni.
If the camera’s microphone hadn’t picked up on the tentative knocking at the door, it had definitely picked up on Hotch’s overly agitated response.
“Hotch? It’s Reid.” as if either of you could have mistaken the timid man’s voice for someone else’s when you heard it 24/7.
“What?” You knew that in any other scenario, Aaron would have been nothing but politely concerned if someone were to knock on his door at one in the morning, but now, while he had one arm wrapped around your stomach as the other flexed, his hand yanking you upright by your hair, he was a bit short-tempered.
You were grateful for the polo shirt he’d stuffed in your mouth prior to turning on the camera, muffling your pathetically desperate whines for him.”
“Um, I’m sorry to bother you! I was wondering if you had any extra pillows?” You cringed at the bewilderment in Spencer’s voice, wishing you could absolve the man’s guilt for doing absolutely nothing wrong. But that would mean admitting to your teammate that your boss was fucking you stupid on camera in his hotel room while yours was left dark and empty only three doors down. You would not be admitting that any time soon.
“Fuck’s sake.” At least that was muttered, so that Spencer didn’t hear it. Hotch reluctantly pulled out of you, your body reacting involuntarily and your hips chasing his. He landed a soft, reprimanding pinch on the pliant globe of your ass, hauling you up off of the bed by the waist, his arm still wrapped around your middle. He brought you to the door with him, grabbing a pillow from the bed once he set you down against the wall. He haphazardly tugged on his discarded flannel pajama pants, not bothering to yank a shirt over his sweaty, glistening chest.
He opened the door, your position making it so that you cowered behind it, praying that Spencer wouldn’t see your feet under the slab of wood that Hotch had swung open.
“Here.” Hotch shoved the pillow into Spencer’s unassuming grip, not stopping to watch the young doctor fumble with it, “Sleep well.”
Spencer had no time to react to the rather startling scene, and thankfully, definitely had no time to catch your shadow behind the door. You kept your breathing hushed, your hand cupped over your mouth as slick dripped lewdly down your thighs.
Hotch shut the door abruptly, the sound rattling the frame slightly. He wasted no time lifting you up again, grabbing you around the hips and hauling you up into his arms.
“Such a patient little thing for me, aren’t you?” He murmured appreciatively, not even bothering to set you back on the bed, rather, holding your back against the dresser as he slipped his cock into you once more, the camera’s recording light still flashing, “Greedy boy, but at least you know not to cause trouble.”
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theemporium · 5 months
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Okay if we’re in the mood for interesting AUs lemme tell u about the one that I’ve had kicking around in my head since I basically got into the f1 fandom. 
Amazing race au (do u guys have amazing race it lowkey feels like an American thing to me but there are they guys on yt who basically do the same thing but better so to jetlag anyways I’m getting away from myself). it’s not even like AU bc they’re still drivers but like they also just happen to be running around doing an amazing race type competition lmao. liek we already have some of it from all of the redbull vids where they’re driving interesting cars and going all over the place but with all the boyfriends instead it being just rb and at.
And like the potential for pairings ??? Like it could be within teams but also cross teams, like dando would be so funny but idk if they get far, max is def a strategist so we could put him with cringe fail Charles or fuck the rules dan just to get him to be a little silly goofy. Carlando where Carlos is being SO earnest about the whole thing and lando is just kind of fucking around and you get all their banter. Idk just Thinking
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that sounds so chaotic😭I reckon the worst pair would be lando and charles. something would go wrong, lando would be cackling and charles would just be sobbing💀
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fnaffersblog · 9 months
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(For the sun and moon ask post thing if you’re still doing it.) Numbers: 2, 6, 10, 24, 32.
I am!! Thank you!
2. Who is your most hated character?
There aren't any character I really hate on the show! The story progression of every character interests me, and how they interact with each other, and I really do love each and every one of them. All the funky secondary characters, all the AU characters, even the ones we only get mentions of or hear in the backgrounds of episodes, like Nice Eclipses Sun and Moon bring their own theories and discussions with them. Even characters I'm impartial to I don't really hate? I'm just more like 'eh' when they show up at best and cringing at worst.
As I have to pick one, however, Lord Monty or the Garbage Can Guy. Didn't really care for them, and nothing in recent episodes has pulled my interest for them.
6. Who is your least favorite villian?
Hatsune Miku! :D Drop kicking her into space.
Bloodmoon.
10. Who is your least favorite AU character?
Do the Rainbow Friends count as AU characters? I'm never all that interested in crossover episodes with different franchises, so any of those characters (AKA The Rainbow Friends, Wally Darling, ect.)
Otherwise, Lord Monty.
24. What is your all time favorite episode?
What if I said skibidi toilI'm very partial to the 'Minecraft But THE UGLIEST TEXTURE PACK with SUN and MOON'. I go back and watch that episode often, probably the only one I've purposefully pulled up to watch multiple times. It's just a fun, cute episode.
I also really like the one chunk Minecraft challenge episodes, for the same reason.
32. What is your most favorite plot-focused "in VR-CHAT" episode?
OOOOOOOOOOF. This is such a hard quessstion. Nearly half the episodes on the channel are VR-CHAT episodes and very few of those are not plot-focused/lore episodes. (465 vids, 188 VRCHAT Eps) And since all the lore episodes are connected, picking just one from a set of episodes is REALLY difficult for me, because I tend to look at groups of episodes as a whole, rather than individually.
You've got the interview and the episode right after in the bunker. I'm a bit nostalgic for those, the animations and animatics of those two episodes folks did is what drew me to the show.
You've got Eclipse showing up to infect Moon and the introduction of Lunar.
October. Just... All of October.
The Death of Eclipse, Sun and Moon's Secret Sister, Bloodmoon is Shut Down, The Trapping Episode, How Sun Met Moon, Killcode and Moon's Final Conversation, Moon's DEATH, LUNAR'S DEATH, Moon's return, Sun and Moon's New Enemy, Original Moon Returns, Eclipse is Dying, Earth Confronts Eclipse. Over 100 episodes to choose from, there are SO many good ones, and we're still fuckin going!
If I had to narrow it down to one that I personally like, Just One, I think I'd go with 'Sun LEARNS MAGIC!? in VRCHAT'.
It's... I'm always a sucker for the 'person pushed over the edge gains incredible powers because of their emotions' trope. That alone made the episode sing for me. I'm pretty sure I whooped in real life when Sun broke out of that cage.
Alongside that, it's the first appearance of hallucination Bloodmoon. It's the follow up to 'Sun is TRAPPED by Moon in VRCHAT' which is another beast of an episode that I like for different reasons. It's retroactively the beginning of the end for Old Moon, the episode where he makes the decision to follow Eclipses plan to go in and eradicate Killcode for good. The last time Eclipse and Old Moon spoke to one another, their final interaction before the reset. I personally love the interactions between Old Moon and Eclipse in this episode, it feels like they're playing chess with each other. "Energy Spike Detected!" Sun's reaction to seeing 'Bloodmoon'. "I SAW it. You... You DISENTEGRATED. Into ash! Atoms."
"SHUT UP!"
It felt like a turning point in the show. It set up SO many plot points, some of which are still being delved into and going back and watching it again after all this time and noticing the little details, like the way Eclipse says goodbye to Old Moon, or the way Sun tries and assure himself that 'Bloodmoon' isn't real. It's...
It's a really good episode.
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pigeontheoneandonly · 2 years
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@pushingsian requested “all the AUs” and “more Nathaly/Kaidan smooching”.  In this spirit, here is a bit from a Normandy and Shepard survive Alchera AU.  In my long fic, Discovery, Kaidan had elected to leave the Normandy in order to continue his relationship with Shepard in the light of day rather than continue to hide it. This fic picks up there.
Also on AO3.
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Two weeks into his first tour aboard the SSV Agincourt, Kaidan Alenko took a deep breath, and submitted his personal vid comm request form to the communications officer. And then, out of anxiety, not-so-subtly loitered by her station as she processed it.  
That was a mistake, because she couldn’t resist asking the question.  “You want to use your personal comm time to chat with your previous C.O.”
A dozen possible answers warred within his mind, each loudly asserting its pros and cons.  Consequently it took him a hair too long to speak, his tone just a touch too careful, too artificial.  “Is that a problem?”
Her sidelong glance carried conclusions and judgment, at least in his agitated imagination. Speculation on why he’d chosen to leave the Normandy had run rampant.  But there was nothing technically disallowed about the request, and so she merely shrugged. “Comm room’s free now, if you’d like some…privacy.”
He wasn’t blushing.  God, he hoped he wasn’t blushing.  “Thank you.”
Stiffly, Alenko turned on his heel and left the deck.  
Aboard this ship, the comm room was on the third deck, and his internal sense of cringe and mild panic did not dissipate until he crossed the threshold of the hatch. That was the moment he saw the SSV Normandy standing by message on the vid screen, just beside the holoprojector, and every muscle in his body unclenched for the first time since he left her on the Citadel.  He knew, he knew, Nathaly was fine.  They emailed each other constantly.  He’d have heard immediately if anything happened to her.  But he also knew the scrapes that inevitably fell into her path, when she wasn’t actively seeking them for reasons beyond his comprehension or control, and when she wasn’t with him, bodily, well, that was a wide-open barn door for doubt.
He hit the button to initiate the transmission with an almost desperate eagerness.  And there she was.  Uniform a bit rumpled, hair pulled back into its customary bun. Her holo tinged faintly blue by the transmission and wavering here and there, making her eyes seem even deeper than usual, and her freckles washed out.  Her face split into a grin as soon as he came into view.  
Nathaly let out a long, contented sigh and said, “You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to see you.”
“Well, the walk took about three minutes.  Maybe four,” he teased.  His own smile had grown so wide his face hurt.  
She let out a burst of laughter—pure sunshine, here in deep space—and sat back on her heel, crossing her arms.  “I hate this.”
“Well, I’m not apologizing again for requesting the transfer.”  He’d never really apologized in the first place, but he understood how hard it had been for her to accept.  It’d been hard enough for him to do.  His eyes softened.  “I miss you.”
“Half the time I turn around and still expect to find you,” she admitted, rueful.  “I’m not used to it quite yet.”
“Me, neither. I wake up full of things I want to tell you.”  Somehow making it less moping and more earnest.
Nathaly, as usual, was not at all sentimental.  “So that’s why there’s a long email waiting for me every morning when I get out of the shower.”
He smirked, mirroring her stance by folding his own arms.  “You never seem to take long to reply.”
“I had to push my morning brief back twenty minutes,” she complained, fighting not to laugh.
“I’m sure your officers hate being able to sleep a little later.”  Her habits were legendary.  Kaidan did not miss that even a little.  
Well, maybe a little.
Not that he would admit it.
Maybe she suspected, because Nathaly raised an eyebrow, but said only, “The new marine detail commander Hackett sent me needs a lot of breaking in.”
“Don’t be too hard on her.  It’s a rough position, as unique as the Normandy’s mission is.”
She snorted. “What mission?  They still have us hunting leftover geth.  We should be going after that ship—”  
“That ship had us dead to rights.”  Nothing teasing now.  Entirely sober—he still had nightmares about how close a thing it had been.  “If Joker hadn’t prepped to accelerate when Grenado spotted that cruiser—”
“He could’ve just as easily killed us all, going superluminal that deep in a gravity well.”  But her heart wasn’t in it.  She’d seen the power recordings from that laser cannon that nearly crippled their ship, missing them by fractions of a second.  “I’m just saying, it’s still out there.  It’s making the back of my neck itch.”
“You and me both. I don’t like the thought of something hunting you.”
She shrugged, not indifferent, but resigned.  “It’s not much different from before.”
It was, because Sovereign hadn’t cared about them until they deliberately got in its way.  But he let it go.  “I’m missing the excitement here, too.  Patrol is exactly as interesting as I remember it.”
“Except for the moments of sheer random terror,” she reminded him, brightly.  That was the whole thing with patrol duty; something always came up, it was always worse than you thought it’d be, and the timing was completely unpredictable.  
He chuckled, deep in his chest.  “Yes, except for that.”
“You know, I used to have a really good source of stress relief for those moments.” Her eyes tilted towards the ceiling, tone arch.  
“You realize that being charged with fraternization would’ve led to a considerably longer separation?”  But then he let out a breath, kissed the palm of his hand, held it up to her holo, and said, softly, “I’m right here.”
Her fingers met his, digit to digit, holo to holo.  Her eyes stared at him across the lightyears, full of affection underwritten with a quiet longing.  “I miss you, too.”
Just a moment longer, lingering, and then the holo went dark.
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fear-consumes-my-body · 8 months
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Cringe culture is dead, here is my main non-canon-world aus;
Hunger Games AU: Molympus, Sleep Deprived and Swagger & Ted are the people running the games
Apocalypse AU: Uh- As it sounds really, Slinecicle focused, ofc ♡
Danganronpa AU: I have absolutely zero clue about how Danganronpa works, but Slimecicle is the protag, and his ultimate is ultimate biologist (because of the whole trying to be human thing yknow)
How my main "canon" world works;
Sleep Deprived, Molympus, Swagger, and Ted are the creators of Minecraft/The World of Minecraft, Schlatt and Slime like to mess around with players because they think they're funny (spoiler, the Creators - as they are called by the players who know of their existence - aren't considered actual players), the Devs are the first players to exist and are basically and idea team. The Creators are all in a complicated relationship, Slime is dating most of them though, he just has a big "heart". The Creators don't actually have more power in one certain thing, they just prefer spending more time watching over certain "domains" than the rest, here's a list (Molympus domains come from the actual vid/from what I gathered from it):
Slimecicle - Crafting, Smelting, Enchanting and Food
Bizly - Mobs (Just them lol)
Condi - The End and The Nether
Grizzly - Nature, Tools and Weapons
Schlatt - Death, Control and Wealth
Mika - Cencorship and Deceit
Apandah - Voices and Media
Aztro - Astronomy, Weather, the Paranormal and Blood (Techno is his most loyal follower)
Ted - Brewing and Potions (Because of his whole milkman shtick)
Swagger - Fighting, Torture and Armor
(If you couldn't guess, Sleep Deprived was mostly random stuff lmao)
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I got into the fandom by watching some video called 'Undertale reacts to sans au' But y'know what? I'm glad I watched that vid.
(and when I was falling out of the fandom, I got guilt tripped by the 'love like you' errorink edition. It was so sad, I cried 💀)
DUDE! thats actually the main reason to why i came back to the fandom in 2020 (also bc of Ink's redesign). I remember watching "Undertale reacts to..." (It was very cringe but i was having fun) and then i saw "Undertale Aus react to..." And BOOM!!!!
im here now
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Do you have a Puppet design or any headcanons about her? I got sudden Puppet brainrot and had to ask bc she's my <333
Hm, not really any that are really notable other than the fact in my AU she's one of the few animatronic's without a full A.I. programmed into her, so as a result Charlie fully possesses her
And speaking of which I decided to watch my old vids from like 2021 during a free period yesterday, and my god I was physically cringing the whole time and was painfully reminded that I desperately needed to redesign her-
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ok so, i saw that ur this krew x dsmp au, c!Funneh is gaslighted by c!Dream
although, if u've observed(?) the among us vids, Rainbow was great at manipulating nd keeping infos she tracked from what the others said for herself (i see her almost like the fem!sykkuno😟😞) so what if:
c!Rainbow somehow manages to convince manipulate c!Funneh (wait, let's say that c!Draco was simply following them both [idea: when funneh was talking behind Draco's back in among us then he was behind her as the torch] w/o them both knowing and reported it only to his siblings
it helps c!Rainbow cus i see c!Draco as someone who can read people's gestures easily but ofc, c!Dream is hard to read but in the end he succeeds
c!Rainbow did it all alone w/ c!Funneh and she was almost convinced, but not until c!Dream came just in time
let's say, the current location is in some cave
"What are you doing to with her." c!Dream spoke in a demanding tone which made c!Funneh turn around.
c!Dream glared at c!Rainbow who gave a sadistic smirk but turned into a genuine masochistic smile
"oh! just meeting with a [Manipulated] sibling! it has been awhile since we talked, it's mostly the others who talked with her after all" she gave him a wink as c!Dream cringed in disgust but kept a poker face after(even tho he has a mask👹). He didn't believe her, he never did
the reaction made c!Rainbow chuckle lightly "fufufu~ now now~ don't just be greedy and keep her all to yourself~"
"Just because you're a sibling of mine won't make me easily trust you" c!Funneh took a few steps backwards to c!Dream
it made c!Rainbow frown for a brief second but gave a dominant stare to c!Dream to let him know who's in charge but he didn't care, she didn't let c!Funneh see it tho.
"eh?~ you've said that countless times during our conversation tho?" what a shame that she didn't get enough time to convince her but she knows that she's atleast quarterly there, she knows c!Funneh is just a normal human after all
this au is giving me smth to make my brain suffer from newfound headcannons💞💞💞‼‼
C!Rainbow being manipulative was something that never really came to mind in this au
But it could work for back when she was part of Manberg
If this where to happen, however, I’m not too sure what c!Dream’s intentions are with helping c!Funneh out of that. He does care for her somewhat in this au, but he’s just mainly using her
I don’t really know the outcome of this, but maybe Rainbow was trying to convince Funneh to leave, so they can make a whole new nation together for them and the krew so they can all be together as a family forever
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