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yayyps · 2 days

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and he is

#homestuck #the felt #crowbar #doc scratch

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mistercrowbar · 5 months

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When you are small (and scared of women) and your friend is big (and a scary woman) but deserving of the best hug you can muster

#bg3 #karlach #tav #baldur's gate 3 #sketch #doodle comic #crowbar #c:aldiirn #bg3 spoilers

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pogostikk · 17 days

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MerMay is gonna be a great month for Connverse

#steven universe #connie maheswaran #connverse #crowbar #I’m excited for May and April just started

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cosmicam-art · 5 months

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Happy 25th anniversary Half-Life!

#my art #sketch #character #gordon freeman #half life #crowbar #valve games

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swevenfox · 4 days

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Fanart

Yakuza - Infinite Wealth

Yutaka Yamai

#my art #yakuza #yutaka yamai #like a dragon #like a dragon infinite wealth #yamai #crowbar #yakuza yamai #rgg fanart #yakuza fanart

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crowbar-n-kickstand · 9 months

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LOOK AT HER TINY LITTLE PAWS I'M DEAD 🤣

#cats #catblr #cats on tumblr #kitty #crowbar

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fuckmarrykillpolls · 2 months

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#crowbar #half life #fuck marry kill #polls

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gem3mine · 2 months

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Red Hood

#jason todd #batfam #batfamily #red hood #art #robin jason todd #crowbar #that character we can't help but love #dccomics #dc characters

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youabandonedthem · 5 months

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slick and crowbar's mental versions of reality if they were forced to lead each other's gangs - visual concepts

basic hypothesis: their mental states would progress in opposite directions. Slick at first would think of it as no big deal and that he can handle "a bunch of soddin retards," and would treat all of them similarly to the way he treats deuce, dispensing orders and hitting and hurting them as he feels necessary. however after a maximum of 3 weeks with a lack of access to sentient minds and as the repeated corporal punishments show diminishing returns he would begin to feel the ramifications of being surrounded by what he thinks of as 14 deuces. this would go along with the added stress of living in an environment that constitutes his personalised hell (clocks/frogs/green/snowman). the visceral disturbance within him gradually builds up and when someone taller than him tugs on his coat collar and asks him to tuck them in to bed his mind would snap. his violence against them despite being their leader would become gratuitous. when the solid colours use their abilities to prank him he would begin reacting disproportionately. he would be speedwalking through the halls holding his head and hallucinating slime while a felt member is following him begging for something to do. squeezing his eye closed saying "shut up shut up shut up" even when nobody is talking anymore. he would have broken most clocks in the mansion even the ones they try to replace but continues to hear them tick. unless the situation or environment changes he would continue to deteriorate.

meanwhile crowbar would be locked in psychological warfare with the crew who will never accept him as one of their own for biological and ideological reasons. The best metaphor for crowbar's usual environment compared to this new one is if he were a special needs summer camp counsellor now placed with 'troubled teens' who sit through him explaining various preplanned activities then stare at him with contempt and only do whatever they ideologically agree with doing. The first scene would involve this new arrangement sitting in the hideout around the table in silence and he tries to say one thing and smoke gets blown in his face. after a few seconds he starts saying something else and a low growling sound is heard and he shuts up completely. everyone would be conscious of the missing piece in the crew and the replacement that doesnt belong. everything he says would be scrutinised and he would feel the need to explain/justify most of his decisions especially to droog who he thinks of as intelligent and refined. (he fully buys into the image that droog sells). he does everything he can to rise up from the idiotic association of the felt even though he would defend his gang/species to the end of the earth if they were directly insulted. the only one who is nice to him (agreeing with all of his ideas, baking cookies in the shape of his face, consistently making a point of calling him "boss," etc) is clubs deuce which is so disconcerting compared to the treatment from the other two it leads him to believe deuce is the true mastermind in this situation, deliberately trying to earn his trust in order to weaken his defences. He would periodically go back and forth between this paranoia and phases where he is almost "fooled" by deuce's behaviour.

however after 6-12 months of this psychological warfare crowbar would eventually realise he has now adapted to the crew's individual ways and personalities. he ultimately learns how to act so that they will work with him even though he will never truly synergise or fully understand their ways of communication. and when he finally returns to the felt he'll somewhat MISS being with the crew but ultimately rejoin the gang he belongs to with a new outlook and wlil begin making more of an effort to encourage their independence and individual strengths. whereas slick would barely learn anything from this experience because it is pure mental torture for him. He would slither back up to his crew wordlessly and the only thing he would note is how much better it feels to be around them and little else. the scenario would serve no greater purpose either other than hypothetical psychological experimentation that only lats the duration it takes for them to both reach a plateau of torment

#Thank You to colleagues for discussion regarding text and pics #spades slick #crowbar #midnight crew #homestuck intermission #the felt #homestuck

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courtofthecorpseking · 11 months

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