Hi my name is Crux Nolastname and I have no hair (it is sacramentally shorn) and my skull is very bony and have black eyes like coal and a lot of people tell me I look like a dead corpse (AN: if u don’t know what that is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to the Reverend Family but I wish I was because they are the best. I’m a mean old coot and my teeth falling out and yellow. I have grey and purple skin. I’m also a bitch, and I live on a installation on Pluto called the Ninth House (I’m 95 years old). I’m a penitant (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love the hand-me-downs of the Ninth House and I get all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black robe with matching embroidery around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. A redheaded dyke child stared at me. I hit her with my stick.
@torbooks For Jod’s sake, please give us some Alecto news, it’s getting desperate out here
Edit: hfs did not expect any official response but thank you and we as a fandom are very sorry. Class, say thank you to the nice (now scarred) editor and let’s return to patiently waiting for AtN (i.e. fanart, ao3 and crackshipping)
the naming section explanation of gtn will forever make me laugh my ass off.
‘you should have the trick of the “us” sound by now. if you don’t, it’s fine, nobody cares, it’s a random name in a novel about bonermancy.’
‘“crux” as in “cross”, which is funny in multiple ways.’
‘DIE-ass. i’m sorry, i couldn’t come up with anything better.’
‘and it’s not even accurate! it should be Badtwin and Lessbadtwin’ (rlly just all of corona and ianthe’s sections)
‘as in, i wish naberius would TURN into a bat and fly out the window’ as well as ‘naberius is one of the demon princes of hell. will this mean anything significant later on?? (No.)’
jeannemary being remedies of joan of arc <3
‘i might as well have called jeannmary and isaac “Don’tgetattched” and “Deadsoon.”’
‘“sex” as in “you’d have to be weird to want this with harrow.”’ + all of sextus + cam’s
‘a case of a women you want t exist who really doesn’t. in this essay i will’ THIS FUCKING ONE!!!
‘“Johnny Quickdeath” would’ve also been a good pick.’
Pros: likely the most necromantically qualified to perform surgery, invested in Gideon's physical aesthetic. for professional reasons.
Cons: unable to function like a normal person in the presence of an exposed Nav Nipple, so surgical ability is compromised. Very busy in between puppeting around her dead parents and holding the hands of penitants as they have their last heart attack, so getting onto her schedule can be difficult
Aiglamene
Pros: likely has some field medicine experience from her time in the Cohort. Gideon would 100% survive this operation
Cons: likely has some field medicine experience from her time in the cohort. Gideon's survival is of the utmost importance, but could not be assed to care about anything else if she tried. there is a sword involved
Sisters Aisamorta and Lacrimorta
Pros: very necromantically skilled, would conduct themselves professionally throughout the operation. work in a pair, & not really doing much aside from wandering around and praying so their schedules are wide open
Cons: completely blind due to exposure to neurotoxin. their necromantic exertise aside Gideon's nipples have a 0% chance of being symetrical, if they even end up back on her chest at all
Crux
Pros: big "anything that my Revered Daughter wants" energy, if properly directed by RD HN would likely at least attempt the operation
Cons: would definitely use this opportunity to give Gideon some kind of terrible infection or otherwise murder her outright. generally ill invested in her wellbeing. is Crux
I can't be the only one who says this every time my aging millennial bones creak and pop, right? RIGHT? Gideon was a thoroughly alright person without many regrets, but she absolutely regrets not pushing Crux down a flight of stairs and making him utter this.